Chapter Twenty-Eight: Women First
I watched in amazement as Xingbi Tianmei ran towards the east, and I didn't know where she was going for a while.
It suddenly occurred to me that there was no one to defend the Tongxin Tree, which was irresponsible and the collective failure of our whole village. I hurried out of the village and ran towards the entrance to the northwest.
When I came to the entrance of the northwest village, there were many humming sounds in my ears at first, and then I looked up and looked around, and it turned out to be a herd of wild boars, gnawing on something under the concentric trees.
I crept over and saw a herd of wild boars munching on peaches that had fallen on the ground from the concentric trees.
I was amazed, what was going on? Didn't Xingbi Tianmei say that peaches were eaten by people to get married? How can pigs eat them too?
I watched as the wild boar over there had eaten the peaches on the ground, so I ran around the trunk and gnawed on the bark, and the peaches on the tree fell, and the wild boars fought to eat them. I noticed that the peach pits were left for a huge golden boar to eat.
I didn't think it was good, it was a little weird, a little undesirable, so I rushed towards the wild boar. I want to exterminate this herd of wild boars, protect the lives of our concentric trees, and defend the dignity of our marriage.
The boar did not seem to be afraid of me, and immediately launched a charge at me, knocking me backwards and backwards, and finally falling to the ground.
I thought this was the end, when I saw the golden boar king rushing towards me, its white fangs were particularly terrifying, crashing against my vision, my mind was a little dizzy, and a breath of death hit my heart. I struggled to get up, but I couldn't exert my strength, and calling for help became the only survival instinct: "Help, help, help, help, ......" is to make the cry for help unsuccessful, and the voice of the cry for help will become the swan song of the world!
At this moment, countless peaches have fallen from the concentric tree, all of which are ripe red peaches, which are particularly attractive. Some peaches fell on me, and I wasn't in the mood to take them away. Although these fallen peaches have no meaning to me, a dying man, they have an unusual meaning to the golden boar, right? I saw that the boar had given up on me, turned around and fought for the peaches, and quickly picked them up and ate them. I was stunned, was it Peaches who was saving me?
My body felt it, and I quickly got up from the ground, and then launched an attack on the boars. I learned my lesson this time, and ran around the perimeter of the wild boar herd, and carried out sports warfare, trying to avoid the boar's collision, but attacking the wild boar in a roundabout way, especially dodging the golden boar king's attack on me. The battle situation is very funny, it is the boar chasing me, not me hunting the boar, I am interfering with the communication between the boar and the concentric tree, not me defending the dignity of the concentric tree!
Xingbi Tianmei came out of the entrance of the village and was very shocked to see such a scene! I saw that the wild boars she attacked were all lured by the pets, and they didn't attack her directly, in essence, it was my way of attacking, but it was just a form pleasing to the eye.
After dozens of wild boars were killed, the remaining golden boar king ran away, and the speed was too fast for us to keep up, and I was ready to give up the pursuit.
"Don't let it go, it's an evil ghost, be sure to kill it!"
We ran to the buffalo flat, and many of the bison stared at me with huge bull's eyes as they pursued the golden boar king, and instead of intercepting me, they gave way to me and watched me go away. I feel very guilty in my heart, what a kind herd, it is wonderful that we have surrounded and killed so many without a trace of resentment, and I will pay attention to protecting the bison herd in the future.
We caught up with the boar king at the mouth of a valley, where the boar king sounded a warning cry and demanded that the bison blocking the road ahead give way. When I looked at it, it turned out to be seven cows of different colors, but each cow had a small flower between its two horns, but it was different in color.
Xingbi Tianmei rushed over, stood in the herd of seven-colored cows, and launched an attack on the boar king. Perhaps the boar king was tired of running and was soon paralyzed to the ground.
"Don't kill me, you will regret killing me!" said the Boar King.
I looked at it in amazement, wondering what it came from, and wanted to ask where it came from. I saw Xingbi Tianmei signaling to me not to speak.
"If you kill me, I will rape and kill your daughter, and I will do what I say. The Boar King said hatefully.
"You're all deaf! I'm talking to you, why don't you agree to me. ”
"Okay, your descendants will be happy after I die, just wait!"
I didn't attack the Boar King, and I saw that the Boar King was about to breathe. Suddenly, I saw Xingbi Tianmei make a cut on his leg, and a drop of blood on the weapon fell on the boar king's body, and the wild boar king suddenly roared, and immediately rushed to Xingbi Tianmei's side.
I was shocked, and immediately attacked with a gun. A miracle happened, and the boar king quickly became smaller, and the color also changed from golden yellow to white, like the size of a kitten. The tip of my gun was pointed at this little point, and I asked it menacingly: "If you dare to be presumptuous again, then I will stab you to death with one shot." ”
The Wild Boar King immediately fled behind Xingbi Tianmei and shouted weakly, "Master save me!"
Xingbi Tianmei caressed its head lovingly, only to see the white top hair on the boar king's head gradually falling off. I know that this is the ordination of Moding, and it seems that this wild boar king has also entered my god method. So he said, "Good, good, put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the spot!"
We went back together and came to the concentric tree, ready to clean up the battlefield. The boar king quickly picked up the things and said to me, "Don't rob us of our things, women first!"
I asked Hoshibi Tenmei, "What's going on?"
Xingbi Tianmei smiled and said: "It is very well-behaved, this is the protector! From now on, the little pig will be my pet, and I will influence all things in the world with the idea of a sacred mission." Everything in the world can enter my Dharma. My beast makes a benevolent art to help the common people, so that all things are no longer **!"
I said, "To achieve the Great Dao, you need great kindness, and small favors cannot achieve the Great Dao!"
Xingbi Tianmei said: "You mean that only a fierce god can achieve the Great Dao!"
"It's a good way, it's a very good way. The road of the road is stored between heaven and earth!" I said.
"We must not lose our way, the path of the gods is the way. God said, God loves the world, and then gives them His soul, so that whoever believes in Him will not only perish, but have eternal life!"
"Do you also believe this, so the declining village is because you don't believe in God?" I have never believed in the benevolent words of heaven and earth, especially the alchemy furnace incident of heaven and earth, I can see the greedy nature of the gods of heaven and earth, and that kind of gaze can be described as three-pointed.
Xingbi Tianmei didn't believe this, and shook her head contemptuously, as if her mother wouldn't believe me. I reluctantly said goodbye to her and prepared to return to the village.
"Don't you want to know some common sense?" asked me in the back.
"Are you going to tell me some secrets?" I wasn't interested, but she helped me, and I had to be polite to hear what she had to say.
"Can you help me with a mission?" asked Hoshibi Tenmi politely.
"Yes!" I said cheerfully.
"Help me kill the seven-colored ox just now. ”
"Okay, it's just that they're a little weird. ”
"Yes, it's rare. There is no time to lose. ”
As we talked, we ran there and saw white bison in the herd, and I saw that the white bison was very large.
Xingbi Tianmei said, "We are going to kill the white rhinoceros." ”
"How do you know it's a white rhino?"
"You see, a white rhinoceros can spit out horns from its mouth. "Xingbi Tianmei attacked the white rhinoceros, although the white rhinoceros protruded its sharp horns from its mouth, attacking us like a throwing knife.
We took care to dodge, and although the horns couldn't attack us, the cowhide was so strong that we couldn't kill it. We also started from its mouth, put snake venom into it, and killed the white rhinoceros.
I said to Xingbi Tianmei, "This is thanks to the treasures of Spirit Snake Valley, without the weapons and snake medicine they provide, where can they kill the white rhinoceros?"
"yes, so I think our ancestors were the embodiment of snakes. ”
"Women are the embodiment of snakes, we men are not!"
"Without the inheritance of the Heaven and Earth Alchemy Furnace, it is impossible to put ** into our own mouths, which also reflects the importance of equipment protection. In order to repay your ancestors for their help to our Goddess River, I can give you something on behalf of the Goddess River, what do you want?" said Xingbi Tianmei with a smile.
"Ladies first, just give us what you don't need. ”
Xingbi Tianmei gave me hundreds of Five Element Stones and a dozen Tiangang Spirit Stones, and said that this was only a partial return. Then we went back to the village together, went to the village square, stood under the walnut tree, and discussed the hunting cooperation, and said, "There will be many women in our village who are going to get married, and it is better for you to come and marry for your village." ”