Chapter 20: The Stupid Child and the Nine Dragons Pull the Coffin (5000 Words Chapter)
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The registration of Junsha public primary school has already started, and parents only need to prepare materials to register according to the requirements, but there are still queues at the entrance of many primary schools all night.
Pity the hearts of parents all over the world.
It's just that the times have changed, and the handling and response of many things have to change, but the hearts and concepts of the older generation can't keep up with the times.
For example, the primary school registration in Junsha now uses online pre-registration and on-site registration confirmation, and the education department has repeatedly emphasized and determined that school-age children in the school district will be enrolled, and the class schedule is also randomly generated by the computer, but some parents still think that I queue up all night, then you must give me the best priority, otherwise a family will be prepared to make trouble.
There are also some people with impure intentions who spread information such as the upper limit of the quota, the saturation of the first grade, and the signing of real estate developers, etc., which caused emotional tension among the parents who signed up.
Zhou Shuling has registered online, the registration of first-grade primary school freshmen is divided into "households with houses, households without houses, houses without households, houses without households, no houses without households" and other types, Zhou Dongdong's household registration has always been here, and now he has also bought a house, the transfer procedures have been completed, and the registration is still very smooth, but Zhou Shuling still feels unstable, so she went to a private primary school with a good reputation and a very popular reputation to sign up for a try.
Of course, private primary school enrollment does not guarantee that everyone can enroll, and the entrance exam for primary school students is a must.
"You're so idle. Liu Changan carried the dishes and listened to Zhou Shuling babble about how difficult it was to go to elementary school.
"I can go to the first grade again when I grow up!" Zhou Dongdong was elated with an empty schoolbag.
"Why don't you grow up and go back to my womb? Zhou Shuling hated that the teacher in charge of the admissions exam in the elementary school looked at her with sympathetic eyes, and she was naturally proud and disdainful at that time, but she would definitely beat Zhou Dongdong when she went home.
"You don't have a husband again, how can you give birth?" Zhou Dongdong asked curiously and with a little peace of mind, "If I give birth to a new me, will I still be so powerful?"
"What's so good about you?" Liu Changan couldn't see it at all, "Eating three bowls in one meal is your most powerful ability, right?"
"Yes!"
"That pig can eat as much as a bath tub in one meal, and the pig is much more powerful than you. β
"Really!" Zhou Dongdong's eyes widened in disbelief.
Zhou Shuling sighed, "Today, other children have talent shows, singing, dancing, cross talk, painting, harmonica, etc...... I asked her to perform and dance too, but she forgot about it when she stood on the stage, took out two dates from her pocket, and told the teacher that she was going to perform and eat two dates at the same time. β
"I've waited so long, am I hungry......" Zhou Dongdong reached out and took out the small pockets on both sides, the dates were all eaten, and when he was hungry, his head could only think of things related to eating, wasn't it a matter of course?
"That's not going to work. Liu Changan shook his head at Zhou Shuling, "It's dangerous to eat two jujubes at the same time, Zhou Dongdong, you have to eat two xiaolongbao at the same time next time you perform." β
"I love this kind of performance!"
Zhou Shuling angrily slapped Liu Changan and Zhou Dongdong alone.
Back at home, Zhou Shuling asked Liu Changan not to start the fire, took the vegetables that Liu Changan bought, and prepared to go to the kitchen.
Of course, Zhou Shuling can't really only make crayfish, she just likes to eat crayfish, so the supper is basically just crayfish.
During the meal, Zhou Dongdong moved a basin to serve the rice, wanting to prove himself, but was scolded by Zhou Shuling, so he had to eat three bowls, and felt that he was not good at all.
Liu Changan saw that there were packed boxes in the living room, and Zhou Shuling said that it was winter clothes and they were packed first.
Liu Changan collected fifty yuan, and then first helped move Zhou Shuling and Zhou Dongdong's winter clothes upstairs, and looked at the yellow calendar, tomorrow will be a good day, and I made an appointment to move tomorrow.
Zhou Shuling wanted to say that every man in the family was not good, and she met Liu Changan, but after seeing that Liu Changan was no longer the young boy she first knew, she couldn't say anything, after all, they are all adults, so it is inevitable that there will be some ambiguity, everyone gets along well, or you should pay attention not to be embarrassed, lest he avoid something.
"Brother Chang'an, then we moved upstairs, and you moved here to live?" Zhou Dongdong asked very expectantly.
Liu Changan thought for a while and nodded.
"Then I'll jump in the room in the future, and if you hear it, come to play with me!"
"I'll beat you up when I come up. β
"I hid under the bed. β
"Then you're going to get beaten up by your mother. β
"Why are you hitting me?"
"yes, it's pathetic. β
Zhou Dongdong thought about it, snorted, and snorted twice to feel pitiful and cried, but Zhou Dongdong was not really afraid, because Brother Chang'an could only talk, except for patting his ass, he would never really beat Zhou Dongdong like his mother.
Zhou Shuling squeezed three glasses of juice, and Zhou Dongdong immediately sat on the small bench with the juice in his hand and drank it quietly.
"You give me two hundred yuan, I'll invite someone to dinner, and help you get Zhou Dongdong's reading done. Liu Changan looked at Zhou Dongdong's concentration on drinking juice and shook his head.
"Okay!" Zhou Shuling was very surprised, although she always thought that those who could do something like a primary school degree were extremely powerful people, Liu Chang'an, a high school student, could do it with two hundred yuan?
Zhou Shuling immediately sent a red envelope to Liu Changan, sat upright, put her hands on her knees and watched Liu Changan receive the red envelope expectantly.
Liu Changan called Qin Yanan.
It took a while for the phone to connect.
"Cousin. Liu Changan has a very good attitude, after all, he is asking someone to help with things, "Zhou Dongdong is going to elementary school, can you find the best school near our community, the key is to greet the teacher, I hope it is a kind of class teacher who is gentle and patient and will not treat students with bad grades." β
There was no sound on the other end of the phone.
Liu Changan was puzzled when he heard the echo, "Okay." β
The voice was relatively low, and I couldn't hear if there was any emotion, but it was obviously a little different from the usual Qin Yanan.
"Do you like Zhou Dongdong very much?" Qin Yanan still asked in a low voice.
"I think the stupid child needs more care, which is the meaning of social justice, and she can still educate her well, and she can't give up so early. β
"I'm witty......" Zhou Dongdong drank the juice, and when he heard the words "stupid child", he subconsciously retorted, but was immediately covered by Zhou Shuling, preventing her from disturbing Liu Changan to call, Zhou Shuling was nervously looking forward to it.
"Okay, you send me her name and ID number in the household register. β
Liu Changan motioned to Zhou Shuling, Zhou Shuling hurriedly took out the household registration book from the bag on the sofa, and Liu Changan read the number to Qin Yanan.
"Alright, wait for my good news. Qin Yanan was about to hang up the phone.
"I'll invite you to dinner, I'll cook. β
"Good. β
Liu Changan hung up the phone, his mood was slightly affected, people are always the most susceptible to the influence of habits, accustomed to Qin Yanan's tone and emotions when talking to him, and now her changes have affected Liu Changan...... It seems that he is still a little trance-prone to fuse Qin Yanan and Ye Sijin's feelings together, otherwise Liu Changan would not have noticed the attitude of ordinary people at all.
Liu Changan put down his phone and drank the juice.
"Is this what it is?" Zhou Shuling hugged Zhou Dongdong, it was really hard.
"No problem, she knows people from the education department. I found a nearby primary school so that she could get to and from class. β
Zhou Dongdong opened his mouth and looked at Liu Changan in a daze, "I'm going to be locked up in elementary school!"
Liu Changan continued to nod.
How can this be? Obviously the registration failed, obviously the mother said that she would stuff her back into the stomach, obviously thinking that she would not go to elementary school until she grew up, and she had already begun to look forward to the beautiful children who grew up under the plane tree and sitting on the small bench to feed the loaches, why did it suddenly change?
It's so hard to have a child.
Liu Changan went downstairs after drinking the juice, packed up his things, and planned to move upstairs according to the situation after moving Zhou Shuling tomorrow.
His things are mainly a few sets of clothes, some daily utensils, utensils, spatulas, kitchen utensils, etc., and the rest are books left over time.
After cleaning up these, it was already midnight, Liu Changan walked out of the room, looked left and right, and felt that both Mrs. Karnstein and the third wife seemed to have stopped for a while.
At least the community feels like there is no stalking, and it seems that it must be the words he wrote on the telephone pole that played a role.
Maybe it's for other reasons, but Liu Changan doesn't care very much.
He went to the carriage as usual to take a look, the coffin seems to be calm and peaceful, not as full of ghost stories as it was at the beginning, not to the little hen, it is also safe, to the little hen, it also eats the same, it is very good to raise, but also a little bit of the harem lord reserved.
"Something happened last night that made me sure of the magic of this coffin. Liu Changan exclaimed softly, "Have you heard the story of the coffin in Kowloon?"
Shangguan had naturally never heard of it.
"Life is the greatest miracle in the world, the vastness of the universe, the vastness of the stars, and many speculate that the earth may be the only source of life...... In other words, on June 11, 2010, outside the International Space Station, in the cold and dark universe, nine behemoths were motionless, as if they had been there since ancient times, making people feel endless desolation and long-lasting, and they were actually nine dragon corpses!"
"It's like a dragon in myths and legends. β
"Each dragon corpse is 100 meters long, and at the end of the tail is tied to a black iron cable with a thick bowl mouth, connected to the dark cosmic space behind the nine dragon corpses, where a bronze coffin with a length of 20 meters is quietly suspended. β
Liu Changan paused at this point, "Of course, I know that your coffin does not have nine dragons to pull, although with your status, judging from the story of the Son of Heaven slaying the dragon in our traditional culture, it cannot be said that there are nine dragons to pull the coffin for you, but the key is that from my experience, it is very regrettable that there is no mythical dragon on our earth." β
Liu Changan gently stroked the painted paintings on the coffin, and the dragon lines on it were simple and exaggerated, quite imposing.
"Okay, let's continue with the story of Kowloon's coffin...... The bronze giant coffin is simple and unpretentious, with some vague ancient patterns on it, full of the vicissitudes of time, and I don't know how many years it has been floating in the universe......"
Liu Changan stopped after finishing the first chapter of this book, "Okay, let's talk about political science next, for you, political science is a compulsory subject, Karl Marx said that philosophers just interpret the world in different ways, and the problem is to change the world...... So that's why Marx was the top philosopher, and the other philosophers were probably a little lower......"
"You tell the story of the coffin in Kowloon......"
Shangguan's surging voice finally sounded in the carriage again after a month.
"Then you tell me what this coffin is all about, don't fool me about what kind of ritual such as sealing the soul and burying the soul, it may have something to do with it, but it is definitely not the reason why it can absorb blood and vitality, and even make other people's flesh and blood incorruptible and reshape their lives. Liu Changan didn't expect that his inspiration really aroused Shangguan's curiosity and desire to listen to stories.
Little girls love to listen to stories.
Shangguan Tangtang must know a little more about the coffin than Liu Changan, but it should be impossible to know everything, and the story of using a Kowloon to pull the coffin will naturally arouse her association.
"This is my baby. β
"Your baby? A coffin has become your baby? Is it the kind of baby who I call you out, do you dare to agree? By the way, I haven't told you about Journey to the West. This coffin is the kind of treasure that the gods use?"
Shangguan Tang didn't speak anymore, and Liu Changan was not surprised, but he was a little regretful.
Then of course I won't tell her the story of the coffin in Kowloon, Liu Changan continued to talk about political science: " If everyone can do what they want, then maybe there is no so-called politics in this world, people have too many different understandings of politics, but no matter which understanding you prefer, you must admit that politics is born in the process of people competing with others, competition, slippers, and even fighting, to put forward some words to explain to people why their choices and practices are legitimate, and others are not, politics can be a set of rhetoric about individual interests or collective interests......"
Naturally, the political science thing is not as interesting as the story of the coffin in Kowloon, and Shangguan Tangtang did not interrupt him again, let alone ask him to continue when he stopped.
Liu Changan himself was inspired by something, this coffin is naturally not the coffin that pulled the coffin in Kowloon, but maybe there are some similarities?
So Liu Changan went, watching the Internet before going to bed is a very comfortable thing, watching a little every day, it is beneficial to keep the mind active and the body and mind happy.
After the stall the next day, Liu Changan, who collected 50 yuan for moving expenses, changed into a big vest and big pants, and put a towel on his shoulder to move Zhou Shuling.
Zhou Dongdong carried her string of crackers tied with cotton thread, and put her toy chicks and the like in her schoolbag to help with the work.
Liu Changan first carried the bed, Zhou Shuling wanted to take a hand, but Liu Changan pressed it aside and didn't move, and watched Liu Changan carry such a big wooden bed as flexible as a small bench carrying Zhou Dongdong.
Men are so powerful, many times women can't help but worship when they see men show things that women can't do.
This is an extremely simple thing for Liu Changan, but when other neighbors pass by the building, he still has to behave heavily, holding a big bed and turning around, Zhou Shuling and Zhou Dongdong screamed in amazement and had no other reaction, if they were seen by other normal neighbors, they would inevitably be dumbfounded...... The stranger was stunned, and the neighbor who looked up and looked down looked at him suspiciously, not low-key enough.
Liu Changan has a lot of strength and speed, and he finished moving it in an hour, if it weren't for Zhou Dongdong carrying a small stool on his back from time to time, and the small bench blocking the stairs, it should be faster.
"You guys clean up your house, and if you have time, help me clean up the downstairs by the way." I went to the stall and could sell a few more bowls of noodles. Liu Changan wiped his head with a towel and said.
"Yes, your house should be clean when you move in, and you should clean up when you leave. Zhou Shuling said as a matter of course.
"I'll mop the floor for you!"
"Don't. β
"I'll do the work!"
"It's pretty much the same with your face or ass. β
"Am I the kind of kid who rolls on the ground?"
"Yes, definitely. β
"Why don't I remember rolling on the ground?"
"You don't remember anything bad for you. β
"Oh......"
Liu Changan went to sell rice noodles.
Business is still good, and some people complained that they came out of the stall so late today, but fortunately they came back to look at it, and ate this bowl of noodles in the morning, and felt that the day was complete.
Liu Changan is very satisfied, this is the meaning of good food.
At noon, Liu Changan saw Qin Yanan coming.
Her style today is completely different, she no longer wears a cheongsam, nor does she have a flowing and elegant girl as sweet as lilacs in the town, but wears a fluffy A-line short skirt, her legs are extremely slender and she steps on seven-centimeter high heels, her long hair is scattered, and then she has shallow and distant bangs on her smooth forehead.
"Are you going to be an Internet celebrity to open a Taobao store?" Liu Changan glanced at Qin Yanan, who came over with an umbrella, and asked with a little surprise, "Use your Bentley as the background and take a few product pictures, perfect." β
"Zhou Dongdong's degree is done, so after I asked Uncle Ma to say hello, I asked my father's secretary to call the principal, I know that you are afraid that Zhou Dongdong's academic performance is too poor and he will be discriminated against at school...... However, it is inevitable that public schools will pay more attention to grades, and teachers can only encourage and educate more. Qin Yanan walked over and scanned the code, "Here's a bowl of noodles and less oil soup." β
"Okay. β
"How can you be so calm?" Qin Yanan finished paying and looked at Liu Changan seriously as if nothing really happened that night.
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