Section 37 I'm going to poison you today!
This night. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Zhao Wuba listened to "Pure Land of Bliss" three times, and finally went to bed at the urging of his wife.
It's just that in bed, he is still excited, and what he can't forget in his mind is the extremely magical melody.
He usually behaves mediocre in bed, but he insisted on it until his wife told him to forgive him again and again, and he felt incredible.
"There's still something to be said about this war song. ”
With this thought in mind, he fell into a deep sleep.
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When he got up the next morning, Zhao Wuba wore thick dark circles to work.
I did have a bit of a fun time with my wife yesterday, not quite like his style.
He was a little embarrassed.
It's just that at this time, he suddenly found that several of his colleagues, martial artists, were similar to him!
Their spirits are a little wilted, and when they go to work, they are a little absent-minded.
Zhao Wuba himself was too, and when he was teaching his disciples the introductory boxing method, there were even a few mistakes in some places.
Fortunately, he came to his senses in time.
"What's going on?"
"It felt like something was missing. ”
In the afternoon, he heard a few colleagues discussing: "Have you listened to the song "Pure Land of Bliss"?"
"Listened, it's indeed a very good war song, and I want to listen to it again now. ”
"Damn! That Tinker Bell is so dark, you have to pay for the audition. Fortunately, it's not expensive, I think it's still a week, it's more cost-effective. ”
"A place like Tai'an City can also produce this kind of talent. But I always feel that something is wrong, forget it, I can't do it, I have to listen to it again, otherwise I will always feel bored!"
Saying this, the martial artist silently put on his headphones and connected to the relevant database of the Qingyun List with his mobile phone, and soon, he closed his eyes and showed a look of intoxication!
The rest followed suit.
In the martial arts lounge, a group of people began to ...... weirdly Shake your legs.
Zhao Wuba frowned, but after all, he couldn't avoid vulgarity, and risked being scolded by his wife and secretly wrapped it for a week.
After listening to "Pure Land of Bliss" again, the martial artists all showed satisfied smiles on their faces.
In the afternoon, it was obvious that I was in good spirits for boxing.
Every time I listened to it, I was a lot more excited.
This night.
Zhao Wuba, listened to "Pure Land of Bliss" seven times, and fought with his wife until dawn.
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On the third day, Zhao Wuba felt that it was too wise for him to choose Bao Zhou.
He listened to "The Pure Land of Bliss" fifteen times.
The next day, I took a rare leave of absence.
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On the fourth day, Zhao Wuba's eyes were sunken, he was tired, and he shouted:
"What about the Pure Land of Bliss?"
He did not go to work, but lay down at home.
In the database of the Qingyun List, the Huaqing Musicians Association forcibly closed the audition function of "Pure Land of Bliss"!
"Don't do that, I want to listen. ”
"I'm willing to pay more!"
"Why are you closing the audition of The Pure Land of Bliss?"
"There is no Pure Land of Bliss, listen to me and die!"
On the Internet in Huaqing City, everyone left angry messages.
They are like a bunch of addicts trying to grasp the last straw.
Not only ordinary martial artists were affected, but even many ordinary civilians who clicked on the audition under curiosity were poisoned!
The magical melody and rhythm, the strange language, the ethereal and beautiful virtual and real melody, let them fall into it!
They began to follow the beat, shaking their legs, shaking their hands and feet, and dancing irregularly!
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At this time, the musician officials in Huaqing City finally stood up!
On the Internet and in the major media, all kinds of condemnation and criticism have emerged one after another.
[Huaqing Morning Post]: The Pure Land of Bliss, a poisonous war song.
[197 Forum]: A mysterious musician named Tinker Bell, a long-planned conspiracy in Tai'an City!
[Huaqing Musicians Association]: Please stop listening to "Pure Land of Bliss" immediately, after the association's senior management studied overnight, this war song has a serious tendency to indulge, don't let the Tai'an people succeed!
[Professor Yang of the Huaqing Abnormal War Song Research Center said]:
In order to better control themselves, we have developed electric shock therapy, which can effectively treat the phenomenon of poisoning in the Pure Land of Bliss! 100 milliamperes is not enough for 200 milliampere, and electrotherapy will continue until you are obedient! This research center has rich experience in treatment, and patients are welcome to call for consultation.
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For a time, the entire Huaqing City was made by a song "Pure Land of Bliss".
The data shows that at least 60% of the martial artists, 30% of the musicians, and the more terrifying proportion of ordinary people have been poisoned by the Pure Land of Bliss!
The students began to skip classes, the office workers also did not think about tea and dinner, the warriors were listless, and the musicians were moaning in pain!
And the song "Pure Land of Bliss" is even more enchanting and eye-catching on the Qingyun list in Huaqing City.
Not only because of its glaring ID and origin, but also because of that weird ranking change.
On the first day, the Pure Land of Bliss ranked ninth.
The next day, fifth.
On the third day, it fell to seventh.
On the fourth day, it rushed to the third again!
It seems that even Yunzhou Zhi Brain has no way to determine the specific score of this battle song!
The huge range of changes, as if a bewitching dancing girl is dancing on the Qingyun list in Huaqing City.
The eyes of everyone in Huaqing City were red.
They simply don't listen to the official voice.
I don't know how many people are shouting:
"I want to listen to 'Pure Land of Bliss'!"
"Please, let me hear it again. ”
"Just take a sip, just take a sip...... Mom, I'm really going to take another sip. ”
And as if in response to these addicted Huaqing people.
On the day when the warm-up period of the Qingyun List was about to end, the battle song was revised and re-uploaded.
Under the anger of the public, the official can only be forced to open the paid audition.
[NO.3 "Pure Land of Bliss" (Accelerated Edition) Author: Tinker Bell]
[Introduction: If you don't listen to what you say is poisonous, then my Tinker Bell will poison you today!]
Only this time, the charge is even more ruthless!
"I'm grass! Tinker Bell! It's going to cost 30 yuan a time!"
"But it's okay, it's better than not having to listen at all, no, I'll take it for a week. ”
"It's 2,000 a week! I really can't bear it as a student party, which big guy has pity on me." ”
"Fortunately, I've been around before, haha, I'll listen to it twice before I talk about it! ”
And so on, all kinds of beings.
The Pure Land of Bliss swept the entire Huaqing City with a viral spread.
No one can prevent this.
The whole city is in a frenzy, and things seem to be going out of control!
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The abnormality of Huaqing City, it is naturally not difficult for people on Dongyun Mountain to get the news.
Although the distance between the two places is relatively long, the big forces always have some means of communication.
When the news of Huaqing City came, everyone was surprised and delighted!
In fact, the abnormal changes in the Qingyun List [Huaqing] have been noticed a long time ago.
A Tai'an musician named Tinker Bell actually rushed to the top ten in Huaqing!
This news is no longer news. It's just that the people of Dongyun Mountain are not qualified to audition that war song, and they don't know what the effect of this war song is.
But no matter what, there are people from Tai'an in the top ten of the Huaqing Qingyun List, which makes everyone in Tai'an City very morale!
They're all guessing who that musician is!
Some speculated that it was Han Le, but it was quickly rejected.
"Pure Land of Bliss" is obviously not a short chapter, even if Han Le is a genius, he has just emerged on the sprout list, so he left "Men Should Be Self-Improvement" and once again created a war song with a different brand name, and it also reached the top ten of the Huaqing Qingyun List? This is unrealistic.
More people think that it was a disciple of a great musician who usually does not show the dew.
And the news in the next few days convinced them of this.
The Pure Land of Bliss is clearly a targeted revenge.
Judging from the news in Huaqing City, the harm of this song is even worse than that of "Beihong".
"I heard that the whole of Huaqing City has been tossed miserably by this song! Hehe, the cycle of heaven, retribution is not happy!"
"Tinker Bell is mighty!
"Actually, if this song is placed on our own Qingyun list, it may be able to compete with "Beihong", right?
"Keep the list, keep the list! Look at you cowards, the Tai'an people haven't taken the initiative for many years, even if we lose, we have to stand and lose!
"I'm curious right now, who the hell is Tinker Bell? ”
Not only did Dongyun Mountain cheer up and down, but even the citizens of Tai'an began to celebrate and carnival.
They had been pressed for too long, and this time they were finally able to breathe a sigh of relief!
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Dongyun Mountain. Musicians Zone.
Yu Jiuxing silently looked at the strange war song, his brows furrowed.
For some reason, he always felt a sense of foreboding.
Tomorrow is the end of the warm-up period of the Qingyun List.
When the time comes, the owner of Dongyun Mountain will announce the first Qingyun list keyword.
According to their plan, when the time comes, all ten anonymous people will choose to disclose their identities and slap everyone in Tai'an.
But the appearance of the song "Pure Land of Bliss" made him panic in his heart.
"Hmph, what about targeting?"
"We won the top 11, and even if they worked hard, they couldn't keep their own list. ”
"The courage of the horseman!"
The rest of the Huaqing musicians in Dongyun Mountain were unimpressed.
They felt that the news was too fake and exaggerated, and that they had an absolute advantage.
Tomorrow, it's time to slap your face.
As for those Tai'an people, well, let them be proud for a while.
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In the hospital room.
Han Er was slowly removing the bandage.
"So, that wild girl still let you go later?"
He pretended not to care and said, "Hmph, it's her luck to dare to offend my son and let her escape." ”
Han Le shrugged.
Zhao Xuantie stood in the ward with a blue face.
Han Le glanced at the two of them who were extremely stiff, and suddenly said with a smile:
"I really didn't expect that the two of you still have a marriage contract. ”
Zhao Xuan and Han Er both had cold faces.
The former snorted even more indecently.
"Don't talk about this stupid thing, if my mother hadn't forced me to come, I wouldn't have been able to stay in this hellish place for more than thirty seconds!"
"I'll just ask you something. ”
Zhao Xuan looked at Han Le:
"Are you Tinker Bell?"
Han Le just wanted to answer, but at this time, the male assistant walked in quickly, with a happy face:
"Qingyun List, there has been another change!"
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