Chapter 1 A World Without Two-Dimensional Elements

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Rongcheng, half past five in the afternoon.

Today, as usual, Xiong Xiao happily got off work after dealing with the company's old-fashioned wooden faces. Tomorrow is the weekend, a real bed day, as long as there is wifi, takeaway, and drama, he can live forever.

The door was pushed open with a bang, and the bear owl threw himself on the bed without undressing.

"Erina-sama, I'm off work!"

"Oops, I almost forgot about you Asuka, come on, Rem kiss one too. ”

There are 8 pillows on the bed, and all of them are printed with the heroines of popular anime, of course, not inflatable.

The bottom of the bed is stuffed with manga magazines such as "Jump", "Bosom Man", and "Treasure Island Boy", and there are limited edition posters of anime such as Naruto and One Piece on the wall.

He is a middle and second cancer advanced + severe death house syndrome, doing decent planning work during the day, as soon as he arrives home, his original form is revealed, like the necessary gift when he entered the door just now, Xiong Xiao has insisted on it for more than 5 years.

After turning on the computer and bypassing the swimsuit girl who filled the screen, Xiong Xiao found the browser.

Open the sticker bar and press F5 wildly.

He's updating the latest issue of the Tokyo Foodie manga.

"What do you say about the big man getting married, the 8 wives of this house are lying on the bed, and Wei Xiaobao has to stare dryly when he comes!"

Humming a little tune, Xiong Xiao made himself a cup of coffee and enjoyed his life after work. Not long after, the manga has been updated.

"No, this protagonist is too miserable! ”

Looking at the inhuman-like protagonist on the screen, Xiong Xiao almost didn't squirt out the coffee.

He chased this comic for several years, watching the protagonist be abused step by step. The author's painting style is getting darker and darker, and he used to cut the protagonist's toes with scissors, but now he has developed to the hands and feet and takes a two-pronged unload, and the whole person is lying on the ground with a stick?

"It's too bloody, I'm going to watch two episodes of "Balala Little Demon Fairy" to suppress the shock, by the way, check the author's address, and send him two sets of blades. ”

Xiong Xiao forked the webpage and was about to change the channel, but an ad suddenly popped up on the screen and his eyes lit up.

Do you want to get rich?

"I don't want to. ”

Do you want to be a CEO?

"Not interested. ”

Do you want to win Bai Fumei and go to the top of your life?

"There are 8 of them lying on my bed, this should be more than the peak, it can be regarded as ascending to heaven, right?"

In response, Xiong Xiao wanted to close the advertising page, but something strange happened, and the mouse couldn't move.

"Virus, right?" Xiong Xiao decisively pressed the power button, and forced shutdown only by pressing and holding for 8 seconds.

1 second

2 seconds

......

Eight seconds have passed, and the screen is still on. Even the bear owl, who has encountered several network viruses, is a little panicked, what is going on with this virus, can it directly control the hardware?

Bite!

[Coming at the call, I ask you, are you my host?]

The screen went black after this line of words, and the bear owl was a little confused, who summoned you? What host?

And isn't this line said by King Arthur in fate?

Which fat house made the virus?

Just thinking about it, a strange pain hit his heart, and the bear owl kicked his legs, and his eyes fell down as soon as his eyes were black.

......

When I opened my eyes again, it was dark inside.

What just happened? Sitting for too long and cerebral congestion?

Fortunately, a caveman like me will have to wait a few days before being found even if he dies suddenly at home!

The sobering bear owl began to look around, but a layer of goosebumps instantly appeared on his body.

"Where is this?!"

He found himself in a strange environment, although the room was only about ten square meters, but the 8 Bai Fumi on the bed were gone, the cherry blossom road on the wall, the Uzumaki Naruto was gone, and even the computer monitor in front of him had changed, more than 30 inches, and there were 4 small screens, top-of-the-line game equipment!

"Wait, don't worry, it's impossible for me to cross the street like this, someone must be playing a prank!"

Thinking of this, Xiong Xiao slowly calmed down and began to analyze the situation in front of him:

Some people are not used to their otaku life, so they take medicine in coffee or water dispensers, and transfer people to a room that has been arranged long ago while they are asleep, creating the illusion of crossing over.

If that's the case, it's troublesome, if the person who does this prank is like the boss in "Oldboy", and imprisons himself for ten or eight years, then it will be over? Or when the door opens, two masked people with five big and three thick come in, put on their hoods and twist them into an underground ring, and the host throws a knife and says to himself, "Do you see the unlucky guy on the other side?" and something like that, wouldn't that be worse?

Thinking of this, a cold sweat broke out on the back of the bear's spine.

Is the computer in front of you real or fake?

Can I get internet access?

Shouldn't it be just an ornament, there will be a madman in a clown mask waiting for you when you turn it on!

Let's try it first.

Trembling turned on,There's no clown picture.,There's QQ on the desktop.,There's a game.,The browser can be used.。

Not kidnapping?

Xiong Xiao's mood eased a little, and he opened the webpage to test the Internet function.

Tremblingly, he typed in the word "Gintama".

enter

Sorry, we can't find any videos related to Gintama at the moment, you can: Go to News Search: Gintama (about 0 results)

Connected to the intranet?

Xiong Xiao's heart rose to his throat again.

Try again, type in "100,000 bad jokes", and the result is the same as above.

It's weird.,There are other videos on the portal.,Why can't these things be searched?

Wait, this search engine seems to be a little eye-catching! What the hell is Qiandu? And I haven't seen any of these website logos on the homepage!

Just wondering, dense information suddenly flooded into his brain, and in just a few minutes, Xiong Xiao instantly walked through the life of another "Xiong Xiao" in front of his eyes.

"It's over, it's really crossed, and it's a parallel time-travel, and I ran to myself in another time and space!"

Xiong Xiao vaguely felt that this problem was a bit serious, he had read the novel, and the world after crossing was always missing arms and legs, and this world would not be at war, right? Or suddenly came to a world with highly developed science and technology, wouldn't he be like a primitive person?

But fortunately, the information of the original owner dispelled his concerns, the world economy is very developed, and the historical process is also the same as the previous life, there are American imperialists, there are neon, the world is currently in a state of peace, and it is almost impossible for a world war or an alien invasion or something.

But everything is fine, except for the fiery two-dimensional culture.

Not only the Huaxia country, but even the neon giants in the previous life have completely declined. Throughout the world, the two giants Hayao Miyazaki and Walt Disney never existed, and there is no trace of top masters such as Katsuhiro Otomo and Osamu Tezuka, let alone any anime masterpieces that can be called in the previous life.

And the reason for this is that the film and television industry is too developed. TV dramas are held every two weeks, new songs are played every 5 seconds, and people like to consume fast food culture.

This leads to the fact that the animation industry, which has a creative cycle of more than ten years, has no room for development at all, and no one wants to chase a comic strip that updates more than ten pages a week, and high-quality animation serials are even more foolish dreams.

"Is it also a sin to progress too fast?"

Without the accumulation of decades of animation practitioners, the current animation film and television show leapfrog development. Traditional 2D animation is almost extinct, replaced by CG movies with full special effects. It's like saying that yesterday you were still playing Contra at home with the Xiaobawang learning machine, and after two weeks, the VR game cabin has been developed, and other low-level game equipment immediately ushered in a cold winter.

"I don't believe in this evil, with such a large population base, can't you find a few good-looking cartoons?"

With the mentality of giving it a try, Xiong Xiao entered the largest video website, bypassing live broadcasts, games, TV series, and many other popular columns, and found the animation column in the mosquito leg category on the far right.

Click in and take a look, there are only less than 10 pages in total. None of them, with the exception of a few animated blockbusters, were serialized for more than 20 episodes. Then I opened the appreciation one by one, and I just felt unbearable.

These serialized animations have monotonous plots, rough characters, and are simply slide-level in terms of production level, and some shadow puppets in previous lives are much better than them.

"The world is hopeless. ”

This is his heartfelt sigh, without the anime, this is simply killing him!

"Forget it, what to wear, I'd rather live in a dream. ”

After popping up this thought, Xiong Xiao went straight to the window, closed his eyes, and jumped, he thought he could say goodbye to this world.

"Oops, yes, the system is possessed for 5 minutes, and the host is forced to die, this should be the first time in history. A sweet girl's voice sounded in her head, and the bear owl just landed outside the window, and it turned out that this was the first floor.

"Dear, you're the system, right?" Xiong Xiao knows that this thing called the system, the existence of a golden finger in the major online novels in the previous life, without a golden finger, you are embarrassed to claim to be the protagonist.

"The full name of this system is the two-dimensional system, which is gentle, lovely, kind and generous. ”

"Don't fix all this, send me back, I'll watch the Ultraman biography tomorrow morning!"

"Please respect yourself, you are the most suitable person I have chosen, and I dare not brag about other abilities in this system, and it is still easy to kill the host. ”

It's still called gentleness and kindness?

And since it is a two-dimensional system, it is more appropriate to call it not "host" but "master", right?

"Okay, you can say it, why did you cross me over? Be a director or a singer?"

"No, no, no, that's too much competition. ”

"So what am I going to do?"

"Do what you want. ”

The bear owl wiped off the soil and looked unhappy. All he wanted to do now was pull the system out of his head and pounce on it.

But otaku are also people, and they are also people with a high IQ.

In his previous life, Xiong Xiao was the planner of a large domestic company, and after a little thought, he guessed what his mission was, that is, to spread the seeds of the second dimension in this world and save the masses from dire straits.

"Okay, Ci Niang, I probably understand what you mean, I'm the savior of this world, right?" Ci Niang is the name that Xiong Xiao gave to the two-dimensional system, he originally wanted to call Erniang, but it felt too disobedient.

"Wow~ The battery of this system is too low, and the host state will be presented in Iron Man helmet mode. After the second mother said this, she was silent, and it was the first time he had heard of a system with such a weak battery life.

Name: Xiong Xiao

Age: 22

Combat effectiveness: -5

Pen power: None

Productivity: None

Skill: [Three Hooks Jade Writing Wheel Eye]

Item: [Story Experience Card] x1

Borrowing amount: 10,000

Title: Junior Rookie

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