Ninety 1088
Also as the protagonist of the upcoming wedding, Moon is not as easy as Tifa, and can also wander around looking for Caesar.
Or maybe Moon is living a little worse these days.
I don't know who proposed it, to hold a traditional wedding of the dark elves! The bad is bad in this tradition! The dark elves are a race that believes in the moon god, and the traditional wedding must be blessed by the moon god, and the priests of the moon temple are naturally the ones who perform their rituals. You must know that in the past, the priests of the Moon Temple were still very popular, and there were many benefits just by presiding over weddings everywhere, but after coming to this hidden orchid... With the decline of the belief in the moon god, business is not good, and slowly no one runs to become a priest.
Of course, those who remain in the Moon Temple under such circumstances must be the kind of fanatical believers. And now, all nine priests of the Temple of the Moon of Darnassus were sent to Quezas by the Imperial Diet.
It was because of their fanaticism that Moon was worse off than dead. He even wondered if the Imperial Diet had sent them over as a nuisance, a burden, and a burden.
Traditional weddings need to be carried out under the gaze of the moon god, which is good to say, the priests will do it, and they will do some gimmicks and the like, that is, the gaze of the moon god.
What makes Moon uncomfortable is everything else!
Moon's imaginary wedding is mostly the kind of mother's notebook, where the daughters-in-law hold their arms, no, the daughters-in-law hold their arms, solemnly walk from the gate of a certain hall to the center, and then exchange rings, bracelets, and then kiss each other's heads, and...
In short, it should not be like in rehearsals these days! Stand alone in the center of the auditorium like a bare commander! The daughters-in-law should follow some kind of ancient etiquette, dignified, orderly, and step-by-step under the guidance of the priests, come to themselves, and then perform an inexplicable ritual to greet themselves, and then XXX, then XXX, and then XXX.
And then Moon has to respond according to fixed, unchangeable, ritual-like fixed actions, words, which is really, I!@#δ»ε¦ε.
However, whenever Moon wanted to explode, explode, and kill these priests, seeing Tifa, Emma, and Bone Dance, the three of them were tired, but they were ready to cooperate actively, and they couldn't bear to destroy their enthusiasm.
You see, no matter how unhappy he is, Moon still memorizes all the XXX that he and his daughters-in-law need to do, and some people can't do it without forcing it.
At the same time, there are people who are alive but are actually dead... Especially when you are fiddled like a puppet -- Say you, Moon Black! Show your temper! Isn't it the traditional wedding that Storm proposed, dare to rebel against authority, against power, against tyranny, and against human rights!!!
After mentally resisting, Moon effectively comforted himself. Take it easy, cooperate, as long as you endure until the end of the wedding, the father's ardent expectations still have to be met, and the daughters-in-law have worked hard to cooperate, what qualifications do you have to complain?
Moon, who succeeded in self-hypnosis, came to Liviasan's laboratory in a daze, um?no one?Speaking of which, Liviasan's woman is also quite considerate, since she began to practice the wedding ceremony by herself, and after being familiar with the steps and movements, she hasn't found herself to cooperate with the experiment for a long time, good woman~!!
Heidi hadn't had any routine military meetings with herself for a long time, yes, yes.
Unlike Tifa's little girl's anxiety, Moon is okay, the advantage of being heartless is probably that he is easy to accept reality, but he can also understand Tifa's anxiety, although he is more than a hundred years old, but in the age stage of the dark elf, that is, the little fart who has just become an adult, he has a hot fight with a man for the first time, and he gets married for the first time, so he will inevitably have some worries about his future responsibilities as a wife, worry about whether he can run a good family, worry about his status, worry about the new love may be more and more, worry about whether he can organize an old embryo to become a bulldozer, and worry about whether Moon can resist after becoming a bulldozerγ
The above are all Moon's previous conjectures, because he found out that Tifa's anxiety is not these at all, but the title of the lord's wife, the minister of agriculture, and the title of internal affairs counselor, whether it is better to have a head melon seed storm with Kelsey and others, can he make some more magical and great inventions! As for the so-called family status... Tifa, including Emma and Bone Dance, are not worried, and if it is not suitable, they will be killed directly! Who's going to stop it?Licking is useless, it's better to improve yourself and catch Moon with charm!
Thinking of this, I was speechless, you talk about it, the dwarf rocket helmet!? Let's not talk about what to do if there is no parachute or anything like falling after jumping to a height of ten meters, and those who are better should still have a way to keep themselves from being injured. Let's just talk about the helmet, it's on the head, right? A person, standing on the ground, suddenly bursts from the neck up with an upward force, carrying the whole body off the ground!
What kind of body does it take to ensure that the head is suddenly pulled upwards and the body flies out without hesitation? Moon thinks that the normal situation is that the head is dragged out, and the body does not move in place... It is also commonly known as burping!
Kelsey is fine, that's because the little dwarf's body is not much heavier than his head, this stupid Tifa even wants to try it himself, and the most important thing is that he can't easily deny her idea, so as not to discourage her enthusiasm.
After painstakingly explaining to Kelsey the importance of safety in the future, I don't know how much the little dwarf has understood! God knows if Tifa will one day make some kind of ray and melt herself.
And Emma! Every time I think of Emma Moon, I miss it very much, and I miss that cowardly and timid Naga chick! What is Emma doing now? After handing over the medical department to her, the priests of the Moon Temple are naturally under her jurisdiction, and after being arranged by the priests during the day, Emma will personally instill the priests with the spirit of a nurse in Quezas at night.
A nurse who doesn't want to hurt is not a good nurse! Emma played the big knife with a tiger, and at the same time blessed herself with various buffs and brushed blood, which was deeply imprinted in the minds of the priests.
During a wedding rehearsal, Moon discovered that one of the Nine Priests, Leng Xiang Spike Winder, a dignified and calm priest of the Temple of the Moon, had a knife pinned to his waist!?Quezas Magic Iron Scimitar !?
Moon asked her tentatively, "Quezas is safe, and you don't usually use a staff, why don't you have a knife?"
Leng Xiang's answer made Moon sweat coldly, and she said: "The minister said, the decline of the Moon Temple is caused by the weakness of our priests, where is there a god who only talks about mercy and not punishment!? I think the minister is right, the moon is divided into two sides, there is light and darkness, our moon god is not a god who advocates peace, we, as the priests of the Moon Temple, must set an example and reproduce the past glory of the Moon Temple." β
I don't know if Quesas's brainwashing ability is too strong, or Leng Xiang is too simple, or Emma cleverly confuses concepts, in short... The Temple of the Moon Temple priests were known as the priests with swords for a long time later.
Can you believe it!?Nurse!Bring a knife! It's not a magic weapon! It's a melee scimitar! It seems that these priests with only one tendon head are going to organize a moon army and preach the faith and glory of the moon god when they go back.
Or the bone dance is the most worry-free... Except that because Gruba was not there, she always asked Moon to accompany her after she couldn't find a match, everything was fine. The presence of Liviasan and Gruba effectively stimulates Bone Dance's enthusiasm for combat, but she is self-aware, and the difference in strength is too great, and it is impossible to gain any useful experience from leapfrogging challenges. It's like a dimensionality reduction strike, sometimes you can't even see it, and if you can't understand it, it's gone, let alone understand and integrate it?
Bone Dance's rationality turned into Moon's suffering, Bone Dance's hands became heavier and heavier, and Moon coped with more and more pain, but he was still supported by him. Moon wanted to cry without tears, and he read appreciation and fanaticism in the eyes of Bone Dance, and read "Let's progress together and become stronger." β
Although it represents the recognition of the Bone Dance to a certain extent, doesn't this common progress mean that Moon has changed from a protected object to an equal opponent? God is pitiful, Moon is only level 3! Although this is a bit fake, it does not match his strength. And as an opponent of the competition... How much more will Moon face, and how strong will the bone dance be devastated?
Ahh Moon stood at the door of Liviasan's laboratory for a long time, thinking that today he didn't have to cooperate with the experiment, he didn't have to accept the priest's ceremonial guidance, and he didn't have to compete with the bone dance...
What a great day!
If anyone says anything in the future, Moon Black has not done anything, but it is dispensable, and Moon must fight on the basis of reason and refute it in an all-round way! See? For the sake of the healthy development of the territory, for the physical and mental health of the internal affairs counselors, how many sacrifices did Moon make in order to keep them from going on strike?
Isn't there anything going on right now, isn't it a good time to be lazy!? I heard that Caesar's bull's nose is coming back, so pretend to pick him up and go out to breathe.
Of course, Moon stood at the city gate for a long time, and did not wait for Caesar, who had already returned.
"Damn, we have to strengthen the timeliness of intelligence between various departments in the future, Lao Tzu has been standing here for a long time!" Although Moon failed to achieve the purpose of picking up Caesar, but on the other hand, picking up Caesar is standing there, standing there and standing there, all lazy, almost?
Moon who was standing there wasn't actually standing stupidly, he still thought about something.
The report of the Second Legion had already reached Moon, but it didn't make him much happy. Several clashes between Moon and Quezas and the Flame were more skirmishes than wars, and they all ended with a cheating victory on Moon's side.
The 26th Centaur Cavalry Legion, which was deliberately sent out by Simba to die with the first time with the horned eagle cavalry, this time it used Gruba to divide the battlefield and give full play to the long-range firepower advantage of the dark elves with the geographical advantage that there was not much battle damage. Strictly speaking, the Guards did not experience many battles, and even fewer without the help of external forces, perhaps the extermination of bandits was one of them.
This made Moon not happy after getting the battle report, the Guards were not experienced enough in combat, and the two actions against Fury Flame might also make them feel a little proud, not that it was necessarily bad, but there were two sides. At best, the guards are inherently psychologically superior when they face the furious flames again, and how can they not defeat you if they crush you twice? This kind of psychology is also part of the so-called morale.
To put it mildly, if you don't guide it well, you've always heard that the arrogant army will be defeated, and it seems that there is still a long way to go in the construction of the Guards after that.
"Sir!" a group of guards separated the crowd and found Moon, it was easy to find Moon among the Dark Elves who loved the flamboyant style, he always liked to wear black, in Tifa's words, black like a lump... Carbon.
"How?"
"The commander-in-chief sent me to you, saying that he had something important to discuss. β
"Got it. The expressionless Moon sighed in his heart, what should come will always come, and he can't hide from it, and today he has to show the spirit of the Lord of Quezas! Strive not to be chased all over the ground! Let an archer fight with a warrior, it's not fair in itself, okay? He, Moon Black, is not the legendary bow rank full hanging B.
There were all kinds of greetings along the way, but Moon didn't care, after all, he was used to it.
"Boss. "It's mostly dwarves or minotaurs.
"Your Highness. "Guards with older qualifications.
"Young Master. "The people of the former Stormwind Lord.
"Sir. Most of the active guards shouted that.
"Boss. "Gnomes, well, that's right, gnomes.
"The hosts. "There are relatively few people who can shout like this, or under some kind of human interference, almost only Heidi can call it that, and even the slave in the real sense, the little necromancer Mordo, who was brought out of the Flower Prison, changed his name to His Highness.
Moon, who turned around, saw Heidi.
"Heydi, long time no see. What have you been busy with lately?" Moon really hasn't seen Heidi for a while, but he always feels that the little fox in front of him is a little rippling? I don't know if it's an illusion, but I always feel that she is getting more and more charming.
"There are some private matters, doesn't the master have to prepare for the big wedding?"
"What do I have to prepare, father, Barossa, and the Ministry of Internal Affairs are busy, won't I save trouble, I just... Well, I just have to endure the torture of the priests. β
"It's really troublesome. In our Fury, as long as the two of us look at each other, it's like this. Heidi said, taking Moon's hand and kissing it lightly on the back of her hand, "That's it." β
"......" Moon just let Heidi move, and he didn't pull his hand and didn't feel anything awkward, because he didn't feel disgusted. I don't know when he gradually treated Heidi as a woman, maybe from the time when her boobs bulged? There are also many records of individuals having two sexual characteristics at the same time in his mother's notes, even Hei Yao, not to mention the ancient times, even now, having same-sex couples is nothing new, and the influence of the environment is destined not to make Moon feel any tired.
Hidden Lan is Hidden Orchid, don't use a certain standard of the so-called civilized world as a unified measurement.
Moon's silence embarrassed Heidi, who put his hand down and turned to leave, but Moon grabbed her hand and followed her movements... Kiss the back of her hand.
"So?" Moon squeezed Heidi's hand, and just like that, in the city, under the gaze of everyone...
"......" Heidi wanted to pull it back, but she didn't move, and her already charming face was even more rare red, and the swing of her big tail was comparable to that of a windshield wiper.
"Chance!" Somewhere, Tifa and Emma's heads lined up and down the wall, "signal!"
"Oh~~~!!" A cheer erupted from Moon and Heidi's side, and if you look closely, they are all orcs fleeing in anger, they must know the meaning of this action, under the arrangement of the two lord's wives and their own expectations, this cheer came sincerely and suddenly.
Tifa and Emma's thoughts are still relatively easy to understand, in Yinlan, the rarity of survival materials is destined to the race if it wants to continue, it must put reproduction in the first place, and as the lord of Quesas, but also as the son of Storm Black, even if they don't think about it much, they have to consider how old their father-in-law Storm is before!
The fertility rate of the dark elves has never been very high, and Bone Dance and Tifa are okay to say, Emma is Naga, what if she and Moon are not destined to create villains? Only cast a wide net, what if you get hit?
By the way, Hei Yao is okay in terms of inheritance, after all, same-sex couples are not illegal, and proud dark elves disdain to interfere with other people's choices, especially in terms of spouses, which can be regarded as respect in a sense. Even if you don't want offspring, you won't be criticized too much, not to mention that there are still quite few people who think this way.
As for the orcs who cooperated... Excluding Tifa's popularity, it is completely impossible for them to refuse this. Although some orcs are not good at intrigue, just think about it, the orc with the highest status in Quezhas is Heidi. Although Xiaobai and Caesar also have some powers, there is a gap in front of Heidi, the chief of the General Staff and the head of MI9.
After all, the orcs in Quezas belong to an alien race, although Heidi is a fox clan, but she is also an orc! The interests of the orcs need to be protected by a strong figure, even if the policies and systems of Quezas are very good, this cannot stop the orcs from pursuing better treatment.
If this powerful man could take his relationship with Lord Moon Black one step further... The status and interests of the orcs will also be further improved. As for Heidi's sex... Well, it doesn't seem like anyone cares, the orcs just care about this one step further.
"I'll tell you, he's an old pervert who has long been plotting against Little Hoof. β
"Who makes the family have a strong sense of existence?" Emma pretended to sob, "If I can fight, coordinate the military and politics, and worry about various policies and systems for him, plus the work is in place, he will definitely be obedient." Emma's tail wrapped up in a fist-like motion.
"Do you embarrass me like this, you know? Why do you look fat, little classmate?"
"Embarrassed?"
"Isn't it, my father told me that day, let me learn more bone dance and you, it's a bit useful and at the same time makes people worry less. That's my dad!! He actually said that I was a cause for people to worry about! Didn't I just occasionally have some minor problems and cause some explosions? Why did I make people worry about it?"
(thumbs up)" Emma nodded, learning to do the bone dance, and her hand and tail were all in praise.
"It is said. Emma smiled maliciously, "You were also dragged into the fire pit by Sister Luo Xia back then." β
"Hmph, the old lady is willing! Otherwise, who will pull me?"
"In other words, take the initiative to deliver it to the door?"
β...... Look at the move!" Tifa, who found Emma to speak a lot more sharply, decided to take the real punch with her fist, "Woman! I'm convinced!" A moment later, after being entangled in the air by Emma, Tifa had to admit defeat, but she didn't know how many times it would take for her to remember that she had no chance of winning in melee combat.
"Sister Luo Xia, she, also..."
"Moon said there is hope, there is hope!" Tifa interrupted Emma and patted her robe, "Just trust him." β
"Hmm. It was as if he had never had those dreams since he woke up. β
"It's also possible that you dreamed it and didn't tell us. Tifa pouted.
"Huh?"
"Tease you. Hey, tsk, you come down. Tifa tried to take Emma's hand, but found that she was a little too tall to reach when she had a tail.
Emma nodded, turning her tail into legs, and before she could speak, Tifa pounced again, "Look at the move!"
The fierce battle in the small alley did not happen, Emma fixed Tifa to the wall with six hands, face to face, sharp tongue across Tifa's neck, and said, "You are so fat, I'm going to bite you." β
"I don't have that thing, why are you biting me?"
"What is that?" said Emma, dazed.
"Do you pronounce the words separately?"
β......β
Outside, Moon and Heidi had already left early.
"Anyway, I haven't seen Liviasan lately, what about her?"
"Huh, does the master miss her?"
"Nonsense, I paid her a salary! She's gone, who's going to be the dean of the Demon Academy for me?"
"Oh~~~"
"You're wrong, yin and yang. β
"Hey, hey, master, I have something to tell you. About Liviasan. β
"What? β
What Heidi said to Moon was naturally what she had discussed with Barossa before, from the perspective of politics and Heiyao's domestic situation, if the relationship with Liviasan was further developed, what would be the impact...
To borrow a routine word, the so-called time flies, the years are like a shuttle, a week passes in the blink of an eye, as for the specific blink of an eye, if you are interested, you can count it at home.
Except for some important tasks, the entire Quezas is in the black Yao, the 15th day of the light month in the 1088 year of the imperial calendar (30 days is January, and the light and darkness are located at the beginning of the year, and at the end of the year, gold, wood, water, fire, and earth each occupy two months, and each is divided into upper and lower months), ushering in the first official vacation.
The reason for the holiday, the lord's wedding.