Chapter 5 There is a sentence that MMP must be said
Xu Han's words made the entire conference room silent, and there seemed to be nothing wrong with it, but the invisible pretending was the most deadly.
In fact, they all wronged Xu Han, and Xu Han himself didn't understand what was going on. Not to mention taking the initiative to pretend.
Fang Tianwei wanted to slap Xu Han twice, but thinking about the strength of the fourth layer of Jiang Ge's martial disciples, the fact that his leg was broken as a result of kicking it down was a supernatural event in front of him, so he couldn't help it.
just glanced at Qi Liangan with faint anger.
felt that Qi Liangan was deliberately stumbling on himself and embarrassing himself.
The girls sitting around looked at the stage blankly, first at Fang Tianwei, then at Qi Liangan, then at Django, and then at Xu Han, who looked innocent.
There were also a few girls who were closer to Zhang Wu who asked, "Brother Wu, what's the matter with your roommate? Did he deliberately pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger?"
The corners of Zhang Wu's mouth twitched, pretending to be a fart pig, before, Xu Han was a pig in martial arts. It was this girl who spoke that reminded Zhang Wu, immediately ran to the stage, and dragged Xu Han to the Affiliated Hospital of Saskatchewan University.
Fang Tianwei and his party did not dare to slack off, and immediately took out a spare stretcher and carried Django out.
Django is a fourth-tier martial artist, and his strength in the martial arts club is also above average, so he must not be left alone.
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Two hours later.
Zhang Wu chased after the doctor and held a piece of paper: "Teacher, please show it again, we are students of the Medical Department, his hands and feet, is it really fine, there will be no sequelae, right?"
The white-coat doctor was a little impatient, and snorted softly, "You're only a sophomore at most, right? I can't even watch this kind of basic imaging film, so I'd better go back and read a good book." ”
"Even if you haven't taken imaging studies, you must be able to see these most basic fracture lines, otherwise you will be embarrassed to say that you are a student ......of Saskatchewan University?"
As a result, Zhang Wu and Xu Han were 'kicked out' after being honestly taught a lesson.
Xu Han said: "Fourth, don't be too nervous, Professor Hu is an orthopedic expert, he said it's okay, it's okay." You see, I'm fine with X-rays, CT, MRI, we can go back. ”
Zhang Wu was still not at ease, probed Xu Han's forehead, and was serious: "I think we can go to the neurosurgery and psychiatric departments." ”
"Fuck off, you're mentally ill. Xu Han scolded directly, turned around and walked towards the school.
Zhang Wu caught up: "You must be mentally ill, you don't know the pain of those two feet and two punches." Third brother, you can't have taken a strong pill, right?"
Zhang Wu was obviously joking after relieving his heart, he was really nervous before. Since Xu Han came to power, he has long been ready to move Xu Han into the emergency department at any time. But after a while, it turned out to break Django's leg, which simply subverted his three views.
Zhang Wu's unintentional words reminded Xu Han.
I didn't take the strong pills, but those two pills? Xu Han instantly became suspicious in his heart. said: "Just like you, you still want to find a girlfriend, I don't see any drama." ”
"Uncle Xu Han, are you still single now?" This sentence directly poked at Zhang Wu's pain point, since the beginning of school, he was the only bachelor in the entire dormitory, and a lot of dog food was forcibly poured every night, which can be said to be very sensitive to this topic.
"I've had girlfriends. Xu Han replied.
"You've broken up! She's already out of the country. Zhang Wu argued.
"I've had girlfriends. ”
"You're definitely sick. ”
"I've had girlfriends. ”
"Can you not mention that you ever had a girlfriend?"
"Okay, I won't mention it, I've had a girlfriend. ”
Zhang Wu: "......" thought: He hasn't had a girlfriend, and he can't even scold him.
However, Xu Hanneng can make fun of this matter, proving that he really wants to open it.
Xu Han really saw it, and he felt that his vision was different from before.
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When he returned to the bedroom, he couldn't help but be questioned by Lin Jie and Wang Haitao for a while, and only let Xu Han go after making sure that he was fine. Especially Wang Haitao, he was stunned and told Xu Han that if he felt uncomfortable at night, he should wake them up immediately, and then he went to sleep.
Xu Han was also a little tired, from the disappointment of taking the pill at the beginning, to the confusion of not knowing the pain when he practiced with Django, to the surprise after Django's leg was broken, and the joy after the professor in the hospital announced that he was okay after a full body physical examination.
The mood fluctuates too much, and it is easy to get tired.
It wasn't until noon the next day that Xu Han picked up his mobile phone, clicked on the chat interface with 'Xiao Yan' again, and sent a message: "Thank you for your elixir." ”
But after ten seconds, the other side replied: "Pills?" Oh, by the way, those two pills." I've been in a lot of trouble lately, and I've never put my mind on it. ”
"Anyway, you are my 'fellow countryman', and you are not afraid of losing face when you say it. In the past month, I have had three big ups and downs. First I was divorced inexplicably, and then I met my master, and now, my cultivation has reached the ninth stage of the fighting qi again, and I will soon condense the fighting qi cyclone, and I will soon become a fighter. ”
"Maybe you don't understand, but anyway, I've finally gotten rid of the title of waste, and I haven't lost the face of the Earth Crossing Army. ”
Xiao Yan said a lot to himself, and then changed the topic: "Speaking of which, thank you a lot." If you hadn't told me to take off my ring, I'm afraid I'd still be a ridiculous piece of waste to this day. ”
"By the way, Brother Xu Han, how did you know that I could recover my strength by taking off the ring? How did you know that finding some soul-restoring materials would allow my teacher to wake up in advance?"
"If it weren't for the fact that you sent me an authentic Chinese song, I would have thought you had been spying on me. ”
Xu Han was also a little stunned by a series of news, and it wasn't until the end that Xu Han smiled slightly, and said secretly in his heart like self-deprecation: After reading novels for so many years, I must have read the phenomenal fantasy novel "Breaking the Sky" well?
Xu Han sent a message over: "How long did you say it has been there?" At the same time, he secretly thought in his heart: I have only been less than a day, but he said it was a month. Could it be that the two worlds have different rates of time?
"One month! That is, this month, my cultivation once again soared from the sixth stage of Dou Qi to the ninth stage. This month has really been a great one for me. ”
A few words were added to the end: "Whether it is cultivation or mentality." ”
"Brother Xu Han, in the next three years, I still have an agreement that must be completed, and it may be even slower to reply to your messages. I'm really sorry!" Xiao Yan replied.
Xu Han then remembered that it seemed that Xiao Yan had mentioned the word divorce before. Could it be that because of his own intervention, the plot of that world has developed ahead of schedule? It's better not to do anything.
Xu Han pretended not to know: "It's okay, the gentleman is quick to say a word." Appointments are important, and chatting can be done at any time. ”
Xiao Yan replied: "That's not what I mean, but it's almost the same, I always feel unhappy when I am looked down upon by women." By the way, Brother Xu Han, you shouldn't have taken the two pills I sent you last time, right?"
Thinking of the pills, Xu Han was overjoyed, and edited in the information column: "Thank you for the pills, if it weren't for them, maybe it would be difficult to type now, you have to buy a few baskets of fruits to come to see me in the care room of the Affiliated Hospital of the University of Saskatchewan." Not necessarily. ”
Editing here, Xiao Yan's message came again: "That, Brother Xu Han, I'm really sorry, the red envelope I sent you that time was not the Naqi Pill and the Huiqi Pill, but two pills for the advancement of Warcraft." ”
"I don't know how this WeChat is done, maybe it's because the distance is too far, and there is a problem with the signal, so I sent the two pills that the master had stored in my hand before. If I hadn't found those two Naqi Pills and Huiqi Pills from my room two days ago, I wouldn't have thought of coming here. ”
"It wasn't until my master appeared two days ago and asked me where those two pills had gone, that I remembered. Don't eat it, Brother Xu Han. ”
"I'm sorry, this is the Qi Storage Pill that I asked my master to twist and knead with my current strength, as long as you take it, your strength can reach one-tenth of my current strength, and you can go directly to the fifth stage of Dou Qi. ”
Xu Han: "......"
The expression on Xu Han's face at the moment was very exciting, and he edited all the messages he entered and re-typed them: "Dude, there is a MMP that I must tell you." ”
After two minutes, Xiao Yan replied: "I fell asleep yesterday, I'm sorry, I just woke up today, I'll reply to you, I'm embarrassed enough, right?"
"I have already passed the entrance exam of Canaan Academy two days ago, but I will not go directly to Canaan Academy, but will go out to practice with Master, and I must not lose the agreement after three years. So, I will spend less time chatting with you. If you have time, if you are lonely, remember to send me another song, the older the better. ”
Then Xiao Yan replied: "By the way, Brother Xu Han, what does that MMP mean?"
Xu Han: "......"
Edit the message immediately: "Well, MMP is the newest product on the planet, which is what miniMP means. ”
"Oh, it's MP3!"
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After chatting with Xiao Yan, Xu Han's heart collapsed.
I actually ate two pills specially for the advancement of Warcraft, so what is I now? Is it a success or a failure? Will I grow two horns in the future, or something inexplicable?
Thinking of this, Xu Han felt a little upset. However, he took the golden mellow elixir he was holding in his hand and looked at it, and the anger in his heart disappeared a lot.
Gas storage pill.