Chapter 18 Dare to Challenge the System?
[Item Name: Cybertron Signature Pen]
[Attribute: Permanent]
[Effect: This product is produced in Optimus Prime's hometown of Cybertron, which is comfortable to hold, and can be transformed into a pressure pen, brush, fountain pen, ballpoint pen, pencil, colored pen, etc. as needed; no need to add ink, it can scan and copy the color number, and one shot is stronger than 60 rods]
[PS: Do you think Transformers 3 is the worst in the series? 】
"This is good!"
"Where's the good?"
Xiong Xiao didn't answer, and silently took out a hundred-yuan bill and put it in front of him.
[Start Scan~.]
Bite~
check off]
"Magnetic ink!"
[swich]
"Metameric ink!"
[swich]
"Dark Red!"
[swich]
"Purple!"
[swich]
......
"According to Article 170 of the Criminal Law of the People's Republic of China, whoever commits the crime of counterfeiting currency shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than 3 years but not more than 10 years and shall also be fined not less than 50,000 yuan but not more than 500,000 yuan; "The second mother mends the knife.
"I'll just draw one, can I draw one?"
"Please stop the host, otherwise the alarm program will be activated after 30 seconds. ”
"You can't ......"
"It's not negotiable. ”
"You called me all the way over, and you didn't even give me a hundred yuan?"
"Please try to improve the pen power with this product, otherwise the prop will be recycled. ”
I bought a watch last year!
Xiong Xiao shook his head with a wry smile, turned on the computer, bypassed the wallpaper website and illustration website, and entered the Chinese calligraphy encyclopedia.
Since you want to practice, you have to practice difficult, practice the big seal font!
The so-called "big seal" is a text that began in the Zhou Dynasty, and is a collective name for the Zhou script, ancient script, golden script, and stone drum. Together with Jiajin, Seal, Li, Caokai, and Jiajin, Li, Caokai, it is collectively known as the Chinese character Seven Bodies.
Broadly speaking, the oracle bone inscription and the golden inscription both belong to the big seal, and their penmanship tastes are very different, the style is thick and simple, and the knots are colorful and colorful. In the hand-me-down font of the big seal.
As for why Xiong Xiao chose the big seal font, because this font is "drawn", there is no single brushwork, and its rules are hidden in the depths of the font, and it needs to be pondered repeatedly to get a glimpse of one or two.
The big seal pen has many songs, the texture of the lines is rich, the deformation is exaggerated, and the changes between the knots (the dotted arrangement and the form of the word) can also reflect the charm of the pictographs.
In short, one word is "difficult".
[Ding~ has switched to a brush for you]
The miniature version of the Transformers pen exploded instantly, and the originally black nib quickly shrank into the barrel, and a pinch of wolf hair bloomed from the nib at a budding blooming speed of 100x, and the nib was already stained with a little black ink.
"It's weird, is this thing the same as Transformers, completely ignoring the laws of physics on Earth?"
"Are you talking about the terrier where Megatron turned into a gun?"
"That's right! The dignified overlord of a generation, the leader of the mad faction, not to mention that he and Optimus Prime have been shooting against each other for decades, the key is that such a big piece of iron can still be pinched in people's hands after it turns into a gun, it's pinched! It's not carrying or lifting, it's too contrary to common sense!"
"Transformers was originally an animation produced by a toy manufacturer in order to match sales.,Who would have thought that animation would be so popular.,You don't have to ..... the setting in the eighties of the last century"
The second mother's voice stopped abruptly, "Please use the writing wheel eye to copy." ”
"I'll go, it's rare for someone to complain with me, and I'll die in a hurry halfway through the words!"
“......”
The second mother did not answer, and Xiong Xiao had to silently open the writing wheel.
After silently flipping through more than a dozen pages of large seal calligraphy, Xiong Xiao has memorized the staggered layout between various fonts. After watching the demonstrations of several contemporary masters, he mastered the rules of circulation one by one.
"Surprisingly easy to use!"
If he followed the usual method, he would have to start by copying the copybook, which alone would be enough to scare off a voter. Practicing a pen is boring, not to mention these hieroglyphs of unknown meaning, if you don't compare the translation table, it is estimated that he can recognize no more than 3 of a whole large seal characters.
Beginners need to practice day by day to master a little bit of the rules of writing, but at this moment there is a perfect copying skill in hand, after the writing wheel is activated, pick up the pen, if there is divine help.
Xiong Xiao sat in front of the stage, angry and dantian. With open arms, straight body, straight head, and safe feet, although the hand is not a rice paper, he is stunned to master the essence of the masters' movements.
Only with the right posture can you write good words, and it seems that the lessons of this primary school Chinese teacher can be used in all future situations.
But...... The symptoms of secondary two diseases are not predictable by the system, one second it is still serious, but the next second I don't know what will pop up.
The second sale of the eastern capital of five hectares of land
The mother also wishes you a long life
Who knows that a kiss is better than a knife
The pen array swept the army of 1,000 people alone
One stroke down, or strong key or tactful, shade dry and wet, intermittent tossing and turning.
Looking at its character posture, it is as thin as a dead tree in the middle of winter; looking at its handwriting, it is restrained by the hunger of the strict family, and a four-word poem is perfectly presented on the paper.
"How?" asked Xiong.
"Hehe, insult the system, reward 12 hours of silence. ”
"What? you said [beep~]?"
"[beep]?"
"[beep]!"
What? The system is blocked?
[Beep~]
it!
I'm dizzy, aren't you just kidding you, you're going to ban me?!
The bear owl shouted hard, but he couldn't shout, and lost his voice!
"The host is really courageous, dare to insult the system for the first time using props, do you really think I can't see that this is a Tibetan poem? From now on, you will not be able to speak for 12 hours, so you can practice your pen obediently!"
Next Olympics!
I'm going to set up a stall tomorrow, beep like something!
"I don't care about this, doesn't the host think that he is capable? ”
"I'm going, I haven't seen Yuhiko Inoue paint, how can I imitate it?"
Xiong Xiao read a sentence depressedly, picked up the comic book of the national competition and copied it.
Just looking at and drawing, he found that even if he didn't see the original author's drawing process, he could understand a little bit about it, which was much stronger than when he used to draw a circle as a head and two points on the pestle as an eye, at least now his pen is still like a person.
......
"Boss Xiao, why is it so early today?" Ye Fatzi rubbed over early in the morning, and just happened to bump into Xiong Xiao who came back from the morning run.
“......”
"What are you doing, what are you talking about?"
"Boom......" Xiong Xiao pointed to his throat and waved his hand again.
"What's wrong?
“!”
"Big brother, you still speak Chinese!
Xiong Xiao was so red that his face was red, he couldn't speak, if Ye Fatzi also heard the sound of [beep~], it would be troublesome.
Forced to squeeze out a smile, Xiong Xiao smiled and invited Ye Fatzi downstairs, then took out a pen and paper, and wrote a few big words: Help me buy two bottles of batch cream, and close the door after speaking.
"Your uncle, do you really think you're the dean, and you're going to call people before you earn a penny?"
Ye Fatzi carried the paper, scolded and went to the street, circled around and brought two bottles of paste and a box of banlangen, threw them to the window on the second floor, and went to buy them by himself.