Chapter 42: The Angry Kitchen God

"In short, the higher the stamina, the better, according to Saitama sensei's cultivation method, you can increase your stamina by 300 points per day, which means that you only need 1 year to reach the limit of human beings, and when your stamina is high, you can activate other advanced skills."

"Other skills?" Xiong Xiao paused, and suddenly thought of something. "So, this prize seems to be a bit shabby, shouldn't I be rewarded with a set of god-level cooking skills or something? I drank two sips of soup in the plot, and it was gone as soon as I warmed my stomach. ”

"Are you still finished?" Second Niang instantly regretted giving him cultivation skills, sure enough, the greed level of the earthlings is the first in the universe?

"Isn't that an exaggeration? I can just give a stir-fry skill to me to be self-sufficient, and it's not your job to ensure that the employees eat a balanced diet? Think about it, if I don't have a balanced diet, I can't work hard, and the quality of the things I make can't be guaranteed, isn't our plan to conquer the world over?"

The bear owl has now discovered the host's ability, and it is simply a Dorami. Even the top goods such as fairy beans and exercises are just here, what else can't be done?

"This ....."

The second mother suddenly wondered if she had missed something before choosing a host. This person must have never touched porcelain before, right? Or did he not only do planning in the company before, but also be professionally responsible for ripping off?

"As the so-called wine is full of warmth and lust.... No, the material base determines the superstructure, if I were really the boss, I would definitely eat and play...."

"Ugh....... Then reward you with the golden fried rice recipe. The second mother compromised, "However, I said it once, the last time, you can make me anime when you get this skill." ”

The bear owl immediately cast a grateful glance into the air, secretly saying that he could finally get something real.

Think about the previous skills, writing wheels, shadow clones, listening to the coaxing is actually not useful except for making a film, although the golden fried rice sounds low-end, but at least it can meet the physiological needs, and suppress the evil fire in the abdominal cavity.

"Deal!"

After getting the skills, Xiong Xiao immediately left the Spirit Time House and went downstairs to buy materials and prepare to start construction.

Not long after, the firewood, rice, oil, salt pots and pans were moved into the house by him, and he did not delay for a moment, wanting to try the taste of golden fried rice immediately.

Cook the rice, heat the pan and pour the oil.

But as soon as he cut the green onions, he sensed that something was wrong.

There's no acrobatic cutting method in the cartoon where the crumbs of vegetables on one side and the other automatically fly into the basket, and when he beats egg drops, he doesn't use combos like throwing a yo-yo, and to be honest, he's just doing it with the usual egg fried rice steps.

"Wait, what about skills? shouldn't you be at the full level of knife work and seasoning, and then there will be a big singing BGM in your ears while stir-frying, right? Why don't you feel it at all?"

"This skill is attached to your character's attributes, and there is no special effect, such as revealing the pot and emitting golden light. ”

"No special effects? How do you call it golden fried rice?"

No matter what you do, the taste is 1:1 restored, absolutely authentic!"

Xiong Xiao almost vomited blood when he heard this, there is no special effect?

Could it be that this is what Adam Smith called the "invisible hand"?

That's it, the system's words shouldn't be fake, let's try it first.

In the middle of the night, he brought out a plate of yellow pasty and soft things.

This bowl of fried rice has nothing to do with color, fragrance, meaning, and shape, and it can even be said that it is all the opposite of them.

Take rice as an example, authentic golden fried rice must at least be the standard with Xiangshui rice, but he doesn't have any Xiangshui rice here, this rice is freshly cooked 3 yuan a pound of golden rice, and the water is a little too much.

The sticky soft rice was stained with egg droppers of different thicknesses, salt was sprinkled indiscriminately, and green onions were added to the painting, and he really couldn't imagine how this bowl of rice could taste like golden fried rice.

"Why is it so disgusting?"

Looking at the first masterpiece, the bear owl was a little confused, and he was fried into this virtue, and he still expected it to be delicious?

"No problem, you just eat it. The second mother encouraged him to take a bite, and suddenly, an inexplicable moan resounded throughout the entire office building.

"Hmm~ah..... I've got a big grass! This is really golden fried rice!"

Xiong Xiao only felt a strong aroma of rice rushing into his nostrils, the freshness of the eggs and the aroma of rice kept ravaging his tongue, and streams of saliva poured out like a tide, and the warmth quickly swept through his body.

"This Nima is not right! I'm all stir-frying, and it looks so unpalatable, but why is it so refreshing?"

"Your fried rice doesn't need to be heated, it doesn't need to be seasoned, even if it's sprinkled with raw rice and stir-fried, it can have this flavor, because it bypasses the taste buds on the tongue, acts directly on the cerebral cortex, and then secretes dopamine. ”

"Dopamine..... Aphrodise!medicine!?"

You can understand it this way. ”

What else could he say? There was nothing else to say but to lament the awesomeness of the system!

In the novels I've read before, the food system god kitchen system is to instill a lot of cooking postures into the protagonist, and then with a large handful of high-end ingredients repeatedly rubbed to make super delicious dishes.

But now, the fucking whip an egg into the pot and sprinkle some rice to make golden fried rice, and the little master knows that he is afraid that he will be angry to death!

"It's not a skill, it's an illusion...."He devoured it, his heart was like a volcano erupting, and what came out of it was the word "delicious".

Looking at the face again, not only is it much more ruddy than just now, but it is also slowly filled with a sense of abundance. This is really the power of golden fried rice!

"Okay, now that the cultivation exercises have been given to you, the golden fried rice has also been given to you, it's time to do the right thing, right?"

This reminded Ji Niang to wait for his sage time to end, she knew that people don't want to do anything when dopamine secretion is strong.

"Okay, satisfied, but I'm going to take a look at the rumors on the Internet first. ”

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This time the story experience is very long, a full 12 hours.

The "I'm not convinced" message he posted before he left caused an uproar on the Internet, and Weibo was a scolding war between his supporters and director Marcoch all night.

During this time, the fans of the two families exchanged fires to a peak, real fans, trolls, and water armies all tried their best to spray each other, and some even spewed out their feelings.

Most of the attitudes on Marcoch's side have always been, "Dream Football" is not plagiarism or remake, and it is indeed not, because the name of the protagonist in this drama is similar to that of Slam Dunk, and the other plots are completely different, after 10 episodes, it is about the love triangle of Yin Mu, Liu Chuanfeng and Chiqing, and even the word "ball" in the dream football world has become an ornament.

And on the side of Xiongxiao fans, in addition to spraying each other with each other, they are all looking forward to this mysterious author to stand up and make a statement again, if nothing else, at least they have to explain who the little master is, right?

But they gave him hundreds of thousands of times, and they didn't get the news tens of thousands of times, and some analysts pointed out that Xiong Xiao should have been publicized by the people of Tanuki Pictures. And Marcochi's fans are also convinced of this fact.

"What about your big director, why don't you come out and make a statement?"

"Did you receive the money?"

"It must have been publicized, how dare a little director argue with the director of Liangku.com, and he doesn't look at who is behind it. ”

"What are you talking about, just let out a dumb fart and have no sound? What else are you talking about plagiarism, where is the evidence?"

"Made, I thought I was a big director when I came out of a cartoon, and I haven't seen any director jump like this!"

"I'm afraid it's been a film for 20 years, if you give me 20 years, no, 10 years, I will definitely be able to make a film!"

"In the end, it's also a scared bag. ”

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Xiong Xiao smiled and browsed the scolding posts on the Internet, he couldn't tell whether these were water armies or real people. But one thing is for sure, now his fans think that they are afraid of Marcoch and Liangku.com, and turn to his Weibo to cheer up.

"Support Director Xiong!

"Director Xiong, don't be afraid, you give a card number, we will crowdfund you to go to court!"

"The water army is wholesale, and the quantity is preferred. ”

"Director Xiong, no matter how powerful they are, we are all behind you, come, everyone go up to me, let Director Xiong see how many people support him behind his back!"

“+1”

“+1”

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Seeing these fans' messages, Xiong Xiao is not ready to sit anymore, now that the original film has arrived, just change it and send it out!

That's right, this launch site is not Penguin.com, nor is it some other small website, it is Weibo!