Chapter 276: Concubine Qi who saw through
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When the palace maid came over with a wheeled cart, Wu Zhe had completed the small movements in his hand and quickly put away a few cosmetics during the day.
"Huh?" Concubine Qi said in surprise: "Why did she ride on a wheeled car?"
"Could it be that there is any inconvenience in the feet?
Wu Zhe came over and shouted first: "Concubine Qi, is it? I was injured by a hateful old man, and Tui was lame." I'm afraid I won't be able to leave in the future, and I can't salute you, so forgive me. ”
She deliberately raised her voice and bowed her hand to a manly salute. And when he opened his mouth, he said that he was lame, if Zong Zhilian was present, he would definitely laugh knowingly.
Her words were vulgar, and even the palace maid and others were startled.
Concubine Qi hadn't made a sound yet, and Mrs. Yang beside her muttered a little in her heart: This Xiao Ruoyao is really from the martial arts sect, and no one has taught her a little rule?
She naturally couldn't imagine that Wu Zhe was deliberately annoying......
Concubine Qi didn't mind Wu Zhe's words, and only said, "Since Miss Xiao is inconvenient, there is no need to be polite, come and talk." ”
There was no lofty charm in the words, which made Wu Zhe not feel disgusted.
Shizi is good-looking, Wu Zhe thought wildly. This Concubine Qi can be regarded as a generation of beauties when she is young, no wonder she was eaten by the old cow of King Qi.
Approaching the pavilion, the palace maids and eunuchs lifted Wu Zhe's chariot with a little difficulty.
Wu Zhe was looking at Concubine Qi, and Concubine Qi and Mrs. Yang were also looking at her.
Looking at this girl from a distance, she seems to be a superior figure. But when I got closer, I realized ......
How is this how it looks?
Has she been hit in the eye? Concubine Qi thought in her heart.
Why is this girl's face so weak? Mrs. Yang was startled.
It's no wonder that they have such thoughts, because Wu Zhe's face is now impressive in the moonlight and candlelight......
Black-eyed blue!
Both eyes were covered in a black undertone, as if someone had punched them twice in the eye socket.
In fact, on the way to Qi'an Mansion and to the pavilion, Wu Zhe secretly put on an Avril makeup for himself with cosmetics!
Although no false eye hair is used, the intense effect of this black eyeshadow definitely does not live up to the aesthetics of this era.
This girl's complexion is pale, why is her eyes black? Concubine Qi had a question in her heart.
But suddenly it occurred to me that Xiao Ruoyao was originally a latent star disciple of the Sword Fighting Sect, so she should not have anything lacking in her body. There must have been some change recently, and she was disabled, so she cried and blackened her eyes.
After all, Concubine Qi is only the king of the harem, and she can't immediately know about Wu Zhe's small news, and she doesn't know about the sect master's ban on Shuangtui and the deprivation of the honor of the hidden star disciples.
It's just that Yin made a mistake, but Concubine Qi mistakenly thought that she had found the reason why Wu Zhe's eyes were crying black, and she didn't suspect that it was her eyeshadow caused by deliberate makeup.
"This child, why did he suffer this calamity, come and sit beside this palace. Concubine Qi recruited Wu Zhe to come over.
The palace maid hurriedly pushed the wheeled cart over.
"This girl is Xiao Ruoyao, I've heard your name a long time ago. Concubine Qi smiled.
Wu Zhe snorted, almost nostrils facing the sky: "It's okay, I know it to many people in the Sword Fighting Sect." No way, it's a problem for people to be too famous. ”
Regarding Wu Zhe's boasting, Concubine Qi just smiled, but remembered the past when she was blowing to the king of Qi who didn't know his identity.
Mrs. Yang looked at Wu Zhe's expression strangely. This girl is so reckless and arrogant? The ladies of ordinary families are also trembling when they see Concubine Qi, for fear that they will behave inappropriately.
For example, the talented girl not long ago was not sorry, and after seeing Concubine Qi, she behaved cautiously and talked decently. Why is it that Xiao Ruoyao, who is said to be better than Mo Cainu in the talented girl ring, has no ladylike feeling at all?
Wu Zhe asked. "Concubine Qi, what are you asking me to do? I just woke up from a lazy sleep in the evening, and I'm still confused at this time. ”
"Hey, you also like to sleep in the evening?" Concubine Qi was stunned.
"Uh......" Wu Zhe felt something was wrong when he heard it, and hurriedly changed another angle to disgust Concubine Qi: "Well, I just woke up, and I plan to sleep again at this time." ”
You must know that I am a pig-like snooze. Wu Zhe shouted in his heart.
Concubine Qi asked curiously, "How long do you sleep every day?"
"One, two, three, four......" Wu Zhe counted with his fingers, and even counted most of them: "Six hours to sleep enough." ”
Mrs. Yang listened to the embarrassment beside her, this is too sleepable.
"It's funny, I couldn't snooze back then. Concubine Qi smiled and hidden.
Mrs. Yang, who was beside her, suddenly discovered that Concubine Qi's self-title had actually changed from a formal [main palace] to a casual me.
Wu Zhe grinned secretly, it can't be such a coincidence, right? I just found a random fault, don't you marry into the royal family with a milk tea girl who doesn't overlap with me, okay?
"Except for Mrs. Yang, how long has it been since I've met someone who can talk so casually?" Concubine Qi asked with a smile, "To tell you the truth, Miss Xiao, do you need a doctor?"
"Okay, come to seventy or eighty imperial doctors, let them go through the diagnosis and treatment one by one. By the way, open some hundred-year-old sea urchins, thousand-year-old ginseng, 10,000-year-old He Shou Wu or something, let me eat it as a snack, I guess this pair of tui will be good. Wu Zhe opened his mouth.
"Hahaha, you girl has the style I had back then!" Concubine Qi no longer hid Chun, and laughed directly.
Wu Zhe was almost speechless with his head in his hands.
How can there be such a coincidence? If there is a similarity, it is purely a coincidence? You put a lot of pressure on me to pretend to be crazy and stupid!
She didn't expect that Concubine Qi was such a character?
A woman who has been the first concubine of Qi for 20 years!
How could the best performer of the harem intrigue be fooled?
Wu Zhe's careful thinking, Concubine Qi could almost see it from a few words.
Concubine Qi just wondered in her heart: Why did this girl deliberately be ugly to me?
Is it disgusted with the royal family? or is it ......
Concubine Qi's heart moved, but she continued as usual: "Miss Xiao, you and I hit it off at first sight, how about chatting close to the table while drinking and admiring the moon?"
Wu Zhe felt wrong in his heart, as if there was something bad about it, Concubine Qi would find something in common? This is not a good sign.
There is a way, I will fight with her for wine! When Concubine Qi is drunk, I will naturally be able to run away. The owner who took the initiative to ask me for drinking is drunk, don't blame me? Concubine Qi, who has lost face, definitely doesn't like me anymore.
At worst, I can still pretend to be drunk and crazy, and when the time comes, it will naturally provoke Concubine Qi's annoyance.
"Well, I like to drink the most. In the Sword Fighting Sect, I have the number one who drinks, and more than a dozen old men are usually drunk by me. Wu Zhe simply pretended to be a female man to the end.
"Really?" Concubine Qi's eyes flashed with a hint of brilliance.
"Take the wine and spell it out. Wu Zhe waved his hand indifferently, and the arrogance of the female man was full.
The wine was quickly brought up, Wu Zhe glanced at the wine cup, shook his head and said, "This is too small, it's not good to drink." ”
Concubine Qi said gently: "Bring the wine bowl that you drink on weekdays." ”
Wu Zhe was stunned.
Mrs. Yang knew Concubine Qi's wine bowl, and hurriedly waved her hand: "I can't make it." ”
Concubine Qi smiled and comforted: "If it's not in the way, you can just use the wine cup." ”
One of Concubine Qi's personal palace maids brought a small basket and took out two golden silk sea bowls from it.
The sea bowl is inlaid with gold wire along the edge, and the pattern of the bowl is also a blue feather peacock.
"......" Wu Zhe was stunned, this Concubine Qi is worthy of being born in the rivers and lakes, and she often uses this sea bowl that is not inferior to the tavern to drink.
Concubine Qi looked at Wu Zhe's expression and misunderstood, and said with a smile: "I and Miss Xiao hit it off at first sight, and I don't want to claim to be the royal family." How about I hope the girl will have a bowl with me?"
A bowl? Wu Zhe thought about it.
"How about we play fifteen or twenty? Wu Zhe said suddenly.
"Fifteen or twenty?" Concubine Qi didn't understand: "Is it the man's punches?"
"It's to guess the number of the other person's palm. The slap is five, and the fist is zero. Guess and shout out the total number of the four hands of both sides. The two went out together and shouted together. One side shouts the right total, and the other drinks. If both parties are right, drink together. If it's not right, keep guessing. ”
This rule is very simple, and Concubine Qi quickly understood.
Mrs. Yang said: "This fifteen or twenty drinking method is much stronger than those men's vulgar fist strokes. ”
"Come, let's prepare!" Wu Zhe stretched out his hands: "Try it first, you will understand soon." ”
Concubine Qi tried to stretch out her hands.
The surrounding palace maids and eunuchs were all dumbfounded.
They had never seen a woman reconcile with Concubine Qi so quickly.
Although this Xiao Ruoyao seems to be extremely vulgar, Concubine Qi is not only not angry, but also accompanies her to play fresh fifteen or twenty strokes?
"Fifteen!"
"Twenty!"
"Five!"
"Fifteen!"
This kind of fist stroke is simple and easy to understand, and in this era of monotonous entertainment, Concubine Qi is actually very interested.
As a result, the surrounding palace maids and eunuchs were even more shocked.
Because Concubine Qi was rolling her arms and sleeves, she was very happy with a civilian woman.
Mrs. Yang leaned sideways and gestured slightly.
Concubine Qi's personal palace maid asked the non-personal people to withdraw, so as not to see too many indecent scenes.
"Fifteen!" Concubine Qi shouted.
"Ten!" Wu Zhe shouted.
"It's fifteen, you lose! You drink!" Concubine Qi waved her hands and laughed.
"......" Wu Zhe said that he would play fifteen or twenty regrets for making suggestions.
Not long ago, in order to speed up the recovery of the body, the evolutionary body greatly weakened the body's emergency response! Playing this game by yourself is actually just a reflex arc of ordinary people, and it is completely inferior to Concubine Qi who cultivates Xuanqi!
As a result, when Concubine Qi drank the second bowl of wine, Wu Zhe had already dried ten bowls in a row......
Otherwise, let's not wait to get drunk Concubine Qi, let's pretend to be drunk ourselves...... Wu Zhe muttered in his heart.
At this moment, a eunuch came to report: "The trick is ready, please Concubine Qi to appreciate it." ”rs!。