Chapter 388: Uncle Sam

Washing off the lead, he stuck his head out of the river, shook the drops of water from his hair, and spewed out a mouthful of turbid air with a hint of Mercury.

"It's so comfortable, I feel like I'm getting better. Glow said as he sprayed water.

Who knew that the crack leading to the abyss that was supposed to be in a clearing would run underground! Originally, according to the map of the demon clan for various spatial cracks, the crack there should be in a clearing in the middle of a woodland, because it was really eye-catching, it was too easy to find, so there was no demon going out from that exit, and he also saw that now that a smart race on the surface and the demon had reached a joint agreement, he decided to go out from this exit, because this exit was the closest exit to him.

Who knows! Nima has actually become a village road! And a pit has been formed, and there are children urinating and soaking ants on it!

Sure enough, time is the sharpest carving knife, and even the existence of spatial rifts can be covered by the dust of time, and the spatial rift map that the demon clan has not updated for thousands of years should really be replaced!

While complaining in his heart, Glow walked up from the water, revealing a slightly emaciated, but explosive body.

The pectoral muscles are well developed, and there are also eight-pack abs...... Not bad, although I am full of warm thoughts, but under deliberate control, I still haven't gotten fat.

If she turns fat, Sylvia won't like it.

Gloomy thoughts.

The clothes had been washed a long time ago, and now they were being dried on the trees, but it was only a short time, and naturally it was impossible to dry them so quickly.

Wearing wet clothes is uncomfortable, and he naturally doesn't wear clothes when they're still wet, he has his own way of drying clothes.

Don't forget, Shadow Fiend is also one of the demon races with the ability to cast spells, and although it is a bit troublesome to release spells that are not part of their own talent, it is still okay to summon a small fire to bake clothes.

A small fireball came out of his dark hand, and with a flick of it, it fell on the autumn grass that had withered a little yellow next to it, and immediately spread, but when it gradually burned outward, it encountered a circle of soil that had been turned up, and the flames stopped.

It's a fire ring that has been prepared for a long time, but this is a forest, and if one of them is not good, it will cause a forest fire.

Of course, these weeds alone can't burn for too long, so he can only pick up some flammable materials such as resin and branches to help burn them with his bare buttocks.

"It's so warm, I want to stand in the fire. He stuck a few long green branches beside the fire, hung his clothes on them and roasted them, while he squatted beside the fire to roast his meat.

This meat is still the abyss specialty he brought with him before he came out of the abyss, and if it weren't all wrapped in oilcloth, I'm afraid it would have been wet with urine.

Eating meat soaked in urine? I don't think it's that heavy.

While roasting clothes, he roasted meat, and at his feet he had picked up dry firewood, and if the fire was low, he threw one or two into it. - It's autumn in the season, and it's easy to pick up a lot of dry branches or something.

"Woo-la-la-la...... Pur-la-la-la...... You're a little cutie, I'm a little scholar, and we're going to break the world together...... Lalala...... The meat is grilled and ready to eat!" "These pieces of meat are all processed in advance, so they are easily cooked, even before the clothes are dried.

"Let me taste it. He took the barbecue that was worn on the branch, and took a bite of it, anyway, he was not afraid of being hot.

This meat is actually not very good, and it can even be said to be bad, because the muscle fibers are too thick, after all, they are abyssal creatures, and in order to survive, muscles are necessary.

But he is not a picky eater, and he can swallow anything that reaches his mouth, as long as it is not the kind of disgusting thing that has been soaked in urine or something.

Meimei took a bite of the flesh, and reached out to touch her clothes.

Well, it's a little hot, but it's still a little wet, and it will take a while to wear it.

Let's just eat this piece of meat first, and you can almost put away your clothes after eating.

Thinking of this, the barbecue was gnawed indiscriminately, gnawing on it into a mess.

"Where did you come from, boy, squatting here with your bare buttocks?" a passing old man with a hoe saw Glow squatting on the side and munching on barbecue.

"Ah, someone has seen it!" the cold hair on the back of his neck exploded, and he subconsciously covered his "vital parts".

"Red eyes, black horns, you're a shadow demon!" Because Gmy was now naked, the old man happened to see the parts of his body that were not hidden, including his red eyes and small black horns.

"Die, demon!" said the old man picked up his hoe and rushed over.

Di originally wanted to say hello to the old man, but before he could say anything, he saw the old man rushing towards him with a hoe.

This frightened him to get up from the ground, and he didn't even want to barbecue meat, so he ran away.

"Demon, don't run, come back and die!" the old man held a hoe in his hand, as if he had a great sword in his hand, and chased after him like that.

"Old man, you're mistaken, I'm not hostile!" shouted as he ran.

He doesn't even have any clothes on now! If you want to fight, let me put them on first!

The old man chased after him relentlessly. Not to mention, this old man ran so fast that even if he didn't use his talent displacement spell, he couldn't escape his pursuit.

"Demon! damn it!" the old man picked up his hoe and threw it like a big windmill.

He was surprised to find that this flying hoe was in his consciousness, and there was no way to dodge, and there was no way to avoid it!

"This ......" Dimm's pupils shrank suddenly. At his level, the attacks of low-level opponents can know how to dodge and what to do before they arrive, but this old man's attacks, even if he has used the heart of the demon king, he can't deduce a way to dodge.

Stunned in place, the hoe flew over the "thousands of mountains and rivers" and hit him in the head accurately.

Bang!

Gloomy fell to the ground.

The old man chased after him from behind, picked up the hoe and put it on his shoulder, and laughed: "Hahahaha!

"Uncle, who gave you the confidence to say that I am dead?" opened his eyes, the corners of his mouth pulled helplessly, and there was a smashed red mark on his forehead.

I have to say that the damage of the old man's hoe is quite sufficient, but it is still far from enough for the Shadow Demon Clan, especially for a powerful Shadow Demon like Dark.

"I'm still alive. He said weakly.

Scared.

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