Chapter Ninety-Three: Can't Read?
The opening song is good, although Xiong Xiao also wants to find Ju Ping's sister to sing "Brave boy go and create miracles", but he looked for it on the Internet, and his sister is retired.
Only let Chiyoko go on again.
In 2015, 15 years after the Antarctic explosion, the Apostles struck the third Tokyo city.
At the beginning of the film, a humanoid monster with two white masks appears at the sinking site of the old Tokyo city, and then, the entire city activates the superlative security system, thousands of buildings sink into the ground, Type 74 tanks, fighting national tornado rocket launchers, MK45 naval guns, Osprey fighters, ...... A variety of sophisticated painting styles and avant-garde design weapon system coefficients are unveiled, and the visual shock is comparable to that of blockbusters!
"Damn!Type 94 45 times diameter 460 mm caliber naval gun + 60 times diameter 155 mm caliber naval gun, what kind of planet is this going to hit?"
"Didn't you see a small line on the opening screen, O apostle!"
"Is this apostle the same apostle in the Bible? Why do I feel a bit like a WeChat icon?"
"The mecha is so handsome! This city is too advanced, isn't it? There are so many floors underground, how much does it cost?"
"Wait! I seem to have seen a very nice young lady!"
"Me too! That blue-haired one is so pretty!"
"I'm talking about the white-haired one!"
Rei Ayanami appears, and the main drama begins.
This injury, which was covered in bandages and gasping for breath as soon as it appeared on the stage, made many male viewers in front of the TV ready to move in an instant, and even some of the brave ones had already unzipped.
"Rei Ayaami is super beautiful!"
"I'll go to Shinji!
"According to the routine of the novel, the protagonist's weak chicken appearance must be fake, and after he sits on the robot, he immediately becomes rich and handsome in seconds, as for this blue-and-white haired girl, I bet that the second episode will be the day. ”
The response to the first episode was unexpectedly good, in addition to showing the audience a huge world view, the personalities of the two protagonists Shinji Ikari and Rei Ayanami are also very fully portrayed, and many people have already remembered the male protagonist who screamed wah-wah and the blue-haired girl who was covered in blood.
But at the beginning of the second episode, the situation changed a little.
At the end of the first episode, it was when Shinji was strongly inserted into the connection and went out to fight the water angel alone, and both sides made their ultimate moves and were ready to fight for their lives.
But the battle part of the second episode only lasted for two minutes before the scene suddenly switched to the hospital, and the actor woke up as soon as he opened his eyes!
"I'll fuck your uncle!"
"What the hell is the fight? What is the result!"
"I TM touched the keyboard, didn't fast forward!"
"I stopped abruptly!
Although the audience is all masters who love to watch animation, not everyone is Dongsheng and Xiong Xiao's brainless fans, as long as it doesn't match the plot they want, they have to be scolded, after all, they spent money to buy it.
"Reminiscence, reminiscence, engaging in a long day is memories! The director is working on airplanes? The excitement is gone as soon as I see it!" "Flashback! Can't you honestly develop according to the normal narrative line! You wait for a cold before you release the fight scenes, and you will lose your appetite!"
The second episode ended in such a blur, and it was over when the audience only remembered a few names and didn't even sort out half of the story line.
The moment the ending song ended, the comments on various websites soared, and they were simply rolled into a live barrage!
And the thoughts in the audience's hearts at this moment are probably the same as the feeling of a male classmate watching a small movie in the dormitory who has just reached the limit but is suddenly pushed by his mother to turn on the light, which is really unpleasant!
"Damn it, what a pit!"
"This time this one really didn't shoot well, it's too messy!"
"Let me ask you, do any of you understand? What does this mean? Apostles, monsters, and what is EVA?"
"I really didn't understand it anyway, but the picture was okay ....."
"Just looking at the picture has a hairy use! I want the plot plot plot! Say the important thing three times!"
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I don't know if it's the water army invited by other companies or the audience originally thought so, anyway, when the second episode was over, the audience's response was not very optimistic, and eighty percent of the audience said they didn't understand.
Xiong Xiao really didn't understand this, but he was really not surprised, when "Relativity" came out, only 3 people in the world understood it. This Evangelion is a divine drama, if you can understand it after watching two episodes, it can only prove that my skills are not in place.
But there is one thing he cares about, and that is the reaction of the audience.
It stands to reason that the audience in this world should be very easy to fool, right, why can't you sit still after watching two episodes?
"Brother Xiao, it's not good. Ye Xiangxiang ran over worriedly, "I'm scolding on Weibo, I guess it's another company's water army." ”
Xiong Xiao opened the webpage and saw that the screen was full of routines from the first two episodes.
"What kind of human completion plan? What AT position, I don't understand!"
"The first machine is obviously so strong that it has to plug in the wire, and this protagonist is too disgusting!
"The multiple settings are very unflattering!Mecha combat is cool enough, add what non-mainstream character design, grass, watch two more episodes, and give up if it's not good-looking!"
"Me too, I don't understand it, watching TV is relaxing, why bother so much. ”
"Tut-tut, there's so much hint in this, report it. ”
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is the same as the "golden 3 episodes" rule of reading novels, the quality of a drama can be predicted in the first three episodes, or even the first episode. And "EVA" is different from the TV series routines that the audience is familiar with, they don't feel bloody, but simply feel that they can't understand it.
"You know a ball!"
Xiong Xiao gritted his teeth in anger, to be honest, he hadn't had such a big fire in so long since he had crossed over. This film is an epic masterpiece that has gathered all the energy of the company, why was it sprayed as a dog after only two episodes?
"You guys are suitable for watching some bloody online dramas!"
Just about to press the enter button, he was immediately pulled over by Ye Xiangxiang, and then cleared the content of the reply.
"It's okay, it's okay, it's normal for the audience to spray. Ye Xiangxiang patted him on the back and comforted.
"What kind of plane do I rely on, these audiences, only two episodes have been played, and they will start **, and they will spray again after watching it!"
At this moment, Xiong Xiao is like Master Xie who just finished cooking a table of dishes and saw that the emperor of the fat house was still chopsticks, he didn't dare to lift the table if he wanted to, he wanted to scold the emperor but was afraid of killing his head, so he had to endure it himself!
"It's okay Xiong Jun, don't be angry, come and hug it. Chiyoko also came over to persuade him, and then symbolically gave him a hug.
"Brother Xiao calm down, this is still the free stage, wait for 5 episodes to be on the shelves. Ke Ran is very open-minded, he has learned a truth, spray is spray, just don't affect them to make money.
The atmosphere in the office was very strange, and no one expected the situation in front of them. Moreover, Xiong Xiao is also a god-like existence in their eyes, and his concepts and techniques are completely different from this world, just like an all-knowing and all-powerful traverser.
But today, they can be regarded as having seen it, and the boss is also a human being, and he will also get angry and be at a loss.
The boss also needs comfort.