"You fool the audience, you can't fool me, right? Today, I came all the way to watch your premiere, and I sent people away in 40 minutes?"

"Nope. ”

"Damn, you're doing a plane!" Ye Fatzi's mood began to fluctuate, so much so that Xiong Xiao's eyes actually showed the red word danger:

Warning!

A high-energy reaction appears ahead, combat effectiveness: 480

"This rice bucket actually has a combat power of 480?

Xiong Xiao had 10,000 alpacas running over in his heart, and this fat man with a house full of paper balls actually had more than 400 combat power, so how much did he overdraft to reach the negative number?

The point is, I'm not fucking overdrawn!

"It's the rule to put two episodes a day, and that's the number when the emperor Lao Tzu comes. Besides, aren't you going to live broadcast today? Do you have the money for tomorrow's meal?"

"That's right!" Ye Fatzi slapped his thigh, "Why did you forget about business, you are really poisonous." ”

Ye Fatzi finally left, looking at the back that was gradually moving away, Xiong Xiao also sighed in his heart.

This guy was still a young man of letters, and with the purpose of "learning literature to save the Chinese people", he entered a "Swahili" major, and spent four years studying an African bird language. I always want to go to Africa to teach with academic achievements in the future, and by the way, I will discover a few primitive tribes and become a modern cultural ambassador.

But the reality is always skinny, I have been studying hard for more than ten years, and I have been going out to make a living and touching a gray nose.

Ye Fatzi, a profession that is colder than the Antarctic Circle, naturally can't find any good jobs, as for what translators and customs he wants, they have all been booked, even if he is ready to go out of the house to Africa to teach, he was beaten down by the boss with "Your fat body is going to Africa, people must have skinned you alive".

Later, Ye Fatzi had to give up his dream of being a young man and took up the errand of a small clerk in a private company at home. A year has passed since graduation, and the money has not been made much, but the meat on the body has been consumed twice.

"I knew that learning postpartum care for sows was more promising than learning a small language. ”

Ye Fatzi has been talking about this since he resigned, and then he simply gave up on himself and devoted himself to the vast game industry, relying on a little bit of audience reward every day to make a living.

Quite a hero also has a time limit, and once you become an adult, it is difficult to achieve.

......

"Tang Hao, where are you going!"

"Go to the garage. ”

"Where?"

"A cartoon garage to see Slam Dunk!"

At 6 o'clock in the afternoon of the next day, the huge garage was crammed with more than 300 people, and many small ones were even squeezed into the air.

"Boss Owl!"

Ye Fatzi shouted outside the garage, and Xiong Xiao finally squeezed out, only to find that there were many people standing outside, all of whom came to listen to the sound.

"What's the matter?"

"It's nothing, just ask if you still have a VIP seat. ”

"You're big!"

As soon as Xiong Xiao came out, someone took his place, and this group of viewers really didn't take the boss seriously.

"The door must be demolished tomorrow, these bastards are no worse than the few trucks that were parked here before!"

The only factor that Xiong Xiao is currently worried about is whether this garage will be crowded by people, otherwise let alone collecting money, the whole animation will not be enough to lose money if it is sold.

“*&...@！￥# crazy for you......”

A few little ghosts sang along with the theme song, and they didn't know which bird language they spoke, but Ye Fatzi, who was worthy of being born in a professional class, could already remember most of the lyrics.

Although Xiong Xiao is hard-hearted and only shows two episodes a day, the audience is scolding and rushing to occupy a seat.

"It's real. ”

"Yes, especially the phrase 'the one who controls the rebound equals the game,' and that's the right tactic. ”

"Yes, there's only a layer of paper between the defense and the foul, and that's pretty good for that. ”

"This turned out to be a documentary, it's okay......"

Most of the people with such technical content in the analysis film are basketball enthusiasts, and many of them are Tang Hao's classmates. At present, Slam Dunk has begun to gather the first batch of fans, which has made some adults who squirt when they open their mouths dare not enter the door.

After all, when Xiong Xiao first chose this drama, he went through some consideration, and people in this world are still relatively imprisoned in their thinking about cartoons, if they put "fantasy" sports animations such as "Kuroko's Basketball" as soon as they come up, then eighty percent of the little basketball players will have to doubt their lives.

When the time comes, these flowers of the motherland may not practice good basketball, and they will run all day to study how to reach the "zone" realm, or change the name of the team to "Generation of Miracles" or something like that, and it will be troublesome.

The three principles of friendship, hard work, and victory are simply perfect for these uncivilized student parties.

.....

Before you know it, Slam Dunk has been on the screen for almost a week. During this time, a lot of new viewers have come one after another, and at the same time, many old viewers have left, after all, the update speed of this egg pain is not something that everyone can bear, and there are really some people who want to know the ending just after watching the beginning.

There are about 200 people in the regular audience, most of them are boys, and there are also young girls like those OLs who come to see the boss. However, after seeing the boss's inexpensive performance a few times, most of the girls also left, after all, it is indeed a bit inappropriate for them to watch such a purely hot-blooded male-oriented cartoon.

Today is the weekend, and there are more pedestrians on the road than usual. Xiong Xiao debugged the machine early, and then wrote big letters on the poster at the door: The countdown is limited to 1 day, and episodes 1-14 will be broadcast in turn today.

"I said, boss, are you really going to charge?" Ye Fatzi muttered, he always felt that this matter was unrealistic.

"You think I'm doing charity?"

"So how are you going to collect and sell tickets?"

"Yes. ”

"1 person and 1 day for money?" Ye Fatzi knew that the video website membership was only 15 yuan a month, and 1 person got 30 yuan a month for 1 day and 1 yuan, and said that it was expensive.

"1 person 10 pieces a day. ”

"You're so crazy, aren't you!" Ye Fatzi was so frightened that his body was shocked, "This is equivalent to saying that you will be charged 5 yuan for watching an episode of a cartoon, and someone will give it to you!"

"You don't understand. Xiong Xiao was not in a hurry, and began to analyze the current situation: "Do you know how rich students are? Play games and skins to buy a set, and reward the anchor plane for swiping around, 10 yuan a day, this is recharging faith!"

"Aren't you afraid that people will steal the record and then upload it to the Internet?" Ye Fatzi was about to continue, but when he turned around, he saw that the garage was full of people inside and out.

I still want to steal the record, so I can't take out my mobile phone.