"Dear teachers and students......"

"In this picturesque autumn season...... Here, on behalf of the Ivory Tower, on behalf of the department...... Looking back on the past year...... We've made ...... Looking forward to the time ahead...... As a principal, I have a dream ......"

"As the new school year is about to begin......"

"Students, I hope to ......"

"Next, I'll focus on a few more points......"

In a solemn atmosphere, in the school's auditorium, the opening ceremony has reached the final stage.

The atmosphere is not serious, the ceremony is not solemn, the process is not rigorous, and the speech on the stage is not wonderful and solemn, but the only problem is ......

In the crowd, Huai Shi looked left and right blankly, looking at everyone's serious appearance, which was incomprehensible.

When he looked at the stage, he saw a huge monkey in a suit standing on the podium, solemnly delivering his principal's speech.

Nibbling on a banana every now and then......

Monkey?

Monkey!

The corners of Huai Shi's eyes twitched, and she looked around, trying to find anyone who was as surprised and shocked as herself, but everyone's expression was serious.

It's like he doesn't care if his headmaster is a monkey.

Every new student stared at the stage with anticipation, listened to the teachings from the principal, and indulged in the wonderful speeches and speeches.

Some people even cried out with emotion, took out their mobile phones and quietly recorded them. From time to time, he raised his sleeve to wipe his tears, choked up and sighed: "That's great, it's really good." ”

What the is this!

It's no different from the principal's speech when I was in high school!

And you don't care?

The headmaster is a monkey! It's a monkey! There's a monkey in a suit standing on the stage talking to you!

Huai Shi's face turned green.

I don't know if the world has suddenly become some kind of punk style, or if it's just something wrong with his brain.

He opened his mouth several times, but he stopped talking, unable to understand what the fuck was going on in front of him. In the end, he finally mustered up the courage to look at Ye Su next to him, pointed to the stage sluggishly, and asked in a low voice: "Is this ...... What's going on?"

"Hmm? The headmaster is a little verbose, it's normal. Ye Su waved his hand calmly: "It's good to wait for his mouth to dry up, don't care." ”

"Yes...... But ......" Huai Shi felt like she was about to go out, "he ...... He ......"

"Next, I would like to introduce you to a new friend, a young man I have high hopes for, that is, the teacher Huai Shi who will be hosting the classical music appreciation in the next year!!

On the podium, the old monkey shouted with flying eyebrows, and suddenly stretched out his hand and pointed to the mentally retarded young man in the teacher's seat in the audience.

Everyone saw in an instant the overly young and overly handsome man in the crowd.

Before noticing him, he seemed to merge with the shadows, unobtrusive and unremarkable. But when they noticed him sitting there, they couldn't ignore his presence.

The mysterious charm that is completely different from the other, like an abyss with a gravitational pull, seems to firmly attach people's eyes to their own body.

In the midst of everyone's astonishment, only Huai Shi's expression was still calm.

Placid.

It's as if the person speaking from the podium is not himself.

He hadn't even reacted.

Immerse yourself in the shock that the headmaster is a monkey and you don't care!

"Come, Mr. Huaishi, come on stage! Let everyone take a look...... Today's young people are really young and promising, which makes people sigh. On the podium, the old monkey called enthusiastically.

As if sleepwalking on the podium, Huai Shi looked at the principal in front of him under the spotlight.

Truly...... It's a monkey, that's right.

This shiny blonde hair, and this ...... emmm, red ass.

Why a monkey?

In the midst of the heartmaster's hand and the endless praise, Huai Shi has begun to doubt life—is this a dream? Or did she not wake up?

That's right, how can a thug like himself be a teacher of the Astronomical Society?

It's all hallucinations, hehe, hallucinations.

So, the calm and cold face showed a smile in everyone's gaze, staring at the dreamy bubble in front of him.

even waved his hand to the students in the audience.

If you have a dream, you have to do it, don't wake up!

After a lot of praise, Huai Shi walked off the podium as if sleepwalking, and began to think about how to wake up from this hellish dream.

Until the end, in the warm applause of everyone, the opening ceremony officially ended, and Huai Shi did not open his eyes in his own bed as he imagined.

That's when he panicked......

Mom?

What just happened?

Did you calmly go to the podium, shook around, waved at everyone, and came back?

What the hell is it?

"Wow, teacher, you just looked like a thief and a thief. ”

After the meeting ended, Lin Shijiu came over and looked at Huai Shi, who was still in his position, and didn't know what was going on: "The principal seems to value you very much, and he actually gave you such a momentum." ”

Huai Shihu looked at the forest hut in front of him suspiciously, which made Xiao Nineteen stunned, not knowing where he had spoken.

"Hut, you ......" Huai Shi asked tentatively, "what do you think of the principal?"

Lin Shijiu thought for a long time, and said with emotion: "Headmaster, I can't see that I will be so young, and I am more kind than I imagined." ”

Young?amiable?

How did you see this thing in an old monkey?

"And the hairstyle is very good, although it is a little gray, but the style is good. Lin Nineteen bowed his head and said, "The beard is also very stylish. ”

Wait, does an old monkey have hair and a beard?

Huai Shi's eyes widened in astonishment, and finally realized that something was wrong: "Wait a minute, little nineteen, you can describe to me, the principal's appearance and dress." ”

"Huh?"

Although he didn't understand what Huai Shi meant, he still said truthfully: "I look like I'm in my early forties, my hair is gray, my beard is very well-groomed, my eyes are very fashionable, and I feel that the slim robe is really tasteful - you see, teacher, when you came on stage, I also took pictures." ”

He turned on his phone and handed the screen over.

Huai Shi was speechless.

I don't want to mention myself in the photo, but I can ...... next to it Isn't it still an old monkey?

Huai Shi scratched her hair a little annoyed, recalling what she had just done, and she didn't know that she had been tricked by the principal again...... That old bastard!

Counting the graduation certificate and being a tool man in a daze, this is the third time he has teased him! But everyone thinks that the principal is pushing him forward, so that he can't spit out a mouthful of old blood.

With a long sigh, he could only silently recite two sentences in his heart for thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, trying to win spiritually.

"Life is so hard. ”

He sighed earnestly and patted Little Nineteen on the shoulder.

The cabin in the forest looked confused, not knowing what was happening.

Seeing Huai Shi get up, he asked puzzledly: "Teacher, where are you going? Why don't you bring the students with you?" ”

"Go to the toilet. ”

Huai Shi rolled her eyes and looked back at him: "Do you still want to help me?"

Xiao Nineteen suddenly hesitated.

As if thinking about it......

Huai Shi became more and more helpless, waved his hand, and motioned for him to wait outside the auditorium. Then I sighed that I had a lot of apprehension in my ivory tower teaching career, and I went with a long sigh.

Then I met an unexpected person in the toilet.

Vice-principal.

The vice-principal's attire was not like that seen in the stars, dressed in robes, quaint and solemn. Instead, he was wearing a light-colored striped suit, which looked much warmer, but his face seemed to be as cold and calm as it had not changed for ten thousand years.

It can be called dignified.

If it weren't for the fact that Huai Shi found a good position and stood firm, he didn't see his paintings when he turned around...... Presumably, the expressions of the two of them will be more harmonious.

Now, they stood side by side in front of the urinal, staring at the white tiles in front of them.

The atmosphere was really awkward.

He originally expected that the two might fight openly and secretly when they met for the first time, but he didn't expect to be so silent.

Soon, after two minutes, the awkward silence finally ended.

The vice-principal left first.

Huai Shicai breathed a sigh of relief and remembered...... I don't seem to have untied my belt.

It's been half a day to stand here blindly!

When Huaishi came out of the toilet, she saw the vice principal waiting there in front of the sink.

This famous scholar who was born from a pure-blooded person, a fifth-order sublimator of the Heavenly Kingdom Lineage Divine Essence Path, can be regarded as a famous bigwig and giant in the entire realm.

Now it's as if he's standing at the door, waiting for him.

Looking at the appearance of Huai Shi.

"Uh, the vice principal is ......"

Huai Shi said hello tentatively.

The vice principal's face was still grim, but he bowed slightly, then raised his hand, pointed to his chest, and then pointed to Huai Shi's chest.

“......”

In silence, Huai Shi looked at the other party's fingers blankly.

He looked at his chest again.

Don't know what that means.

But soon, he suddenly realized, just like the legendary Buddha smiled, is this what kind of magic method is this heart-to-heart? Or is it a hint from the vice principal to himself? Tell him that he doesn't care about the rumors outside, you have to understand, I am very optimistic about you? So everyone must have a tacit understanding?

Then, his illusions were shattered.

The vice-principal's brow furrowed.

"Tie. He said, "Your tie is crooked." ”

“......”

It wasn't until Huai Shi lowered her head that she noticed that her tie was indeed crooked...... Almost half a centimeter, so you're always obsessive-compulsive?

After he hurriedly straightened it, the vice principal's brow loosened a little.

Staring at the young man in front of him, he suddenly asked, "Do you know that I am the main lecturer of abyssal ecology? ”

Huai Shi hurriedly nodded.

In a way, the vice-principal is actually his direct supervisor - no wonder he is unhappy with his arrival, who wants his subordinates to be stuffed with a nail in the head?

"Good. ”

The vice principal bowed his head and told him bluntly: "This Wednesday, the abyssal ecology class starts, you don't have to come." ”

"Huh?"

Huai Shi was stunned.

And how can it be so straightforward?

Does this vice principal not give people any face?

Without waiting for Huai Shihu's body to shake and refute the question, the vice principal continued to order: "During this period, prepare the lesson plan, and in two weeks, the chapter of Abyssal Botany will be taught by you." ”

"Huh?!"

Huai Shi's voice of surprise was even louder.

Can't stand this twist.

Mom, is this suppression or promotion? Why did you go directly to the stage and start lecturing in an instant from a helper who served tea and poured water to change homework?

After making sure that Huai Shi understood, he was still expressionless, just nodded, and advised: "Be prepared carefully, this is a big lesson, don't make a fool of yourself when the time comes." ”

After saying that, he turned around and left, leaving Huai Shi alone in the same place.

I can't figure it out.

In the silence, only the Lord of the Flies in his arms finally couldn't stand it anymore, and sighed helplessly:

"Big brother, this ugly you are decided!"