Chapter 17: Headlines
Shocked, the class was shocked again.
What shocked them was not just Xiong Xiao's answer that was beyond the outline, but that this usually coward had the courage to answer questions in front of the class.
No notes, no prompts, not even lectures, but he answered so beautifully!
It can really be said that the poor root is deep in the bone marrow, and Xiong Xiao now has a deep understanding of this truth.
Although he escaped the catastrophe, he still has lingering palpitations, and it seems that he can't bully the poor student in the next life.....
When he got home, Xiong Xiao turned on the computer, he hadn't really watched it since Slam Dunk played it, and he raised it for two days just to raise the barrage.
Click on the website, and there is a familiar and nostalgic flavor:
"Tie it well, I'm a scumbag, I'm a scumbag.
Explore the lazy month, the new version of the boat that has not been saved in the fourth mile, squeeze to experience three times, and make the liver the same as me, love like a festival game. ”
"I ........."
Before he finished speaking, several live-to-CG actresses popped up on the screen.
Dancing body, exposed boobs, seductive ****....
It wasn't the sentence "I'm constantly taking a bath, where is the greasy senior sister" that appeared, he thought he had clicked on the official website of the Macau casino.
In addition, "There is an exorcist dragon clan in the north, and there is a generation of zombies in the south, and "the game where the wife is not at home" also follows....
Xiong Xiao was helpless, he didn't know what the meaning of this kind of advertising was.
The rule of the website is that you can be free of ads if you charge money, and the people who can see the ads are all white users, and to put it bluntly, some members are reluctant to charge.
You can't even give membership money, and you still expect him to recharge money into the game?
Finally survived 75 seconds, it seems that the poor user experience of Penguin Video is not groundless.
The Liangku video advertisement next door is much more upgrade, although it is the same advertisement, but at least it is still the "Throne of the Membrane Law" endorsed by big production stars. ”
The feature film is open, and Xiong Xiao waits for the screen to be filled with barrage.
But the screen turned out to be empty.
"I didn't open the barrage?"
I looked for the web button, but I didn't find this option.
"Isn't it, there's no Niconico in this world, there's not even a barrage?
Xiong Xiao's doubts were quickly answered.
It's not that there is no barrage, but the barrage is closed by the website.
The reason is very simple, the quality of netizens in this world is as good as in previous lives, and the real-name authentication system has not yet been fully popularized.
Since you don't have a real name, what are you afraid of?
Spray as much as you want!
In the past few years, video websites were able to post barrages, but later the operator found that almost every film on the Internet would have countless trolls spraying at the beginning.
When the audience opens the feature film, they will first go through a thick barrage baptism:
Bad movies, highly toxic, shit plots, garbage acting, spoilers ahead, etc.
As long as a person with a normal brain sees these comments, he will naturally say goodbye, and the clicks will not rise for a long time, and the sales of the film will also fall rapidly, becoming a vicious circle.
So.
Later, the website operators held a collective meeting to discuss and unanimously decided to turn off the barrage function.
The effect is also obvious, without Shennong's drug test, the number of clicks and sales are rising, and the profits are back.
Xiong Xiao silently flipped through the comments under the video page, and the rating was as high as 9.5.
More than 9 percent of them are positive, but there are also some negative reviews of unknown significance, such as:
Anyone who sells stupidity because he has no acting skills will be given one star, which is embarrassing
I beg everyone not to buy this film, if you do, you will fall for the director's tricks
It's really poisonous, and I died after watching two episodes
Shennong is here, he has tested the poison, and everyone can disperse
....
"Didn't you say that swiping data would be executed by dogs, so many water armies don't care?" Xiong Xiao wondered.
"The world is just cracking down on piracy is more serious, and brushing bad reviews is a kind of competition, and the website can't control it, but there is a limit to brushing, and if it's too exaggerated, you'll be called to tea. The second mother explained.
"I see, it's called operations. ”
Now that there is no barrage, Xiong Xiao has nothing to look at, he estimates that it is time to say hello to the audience, or let Penguin Video steal the limelight.
In just two days, Slam Dunk has occupied the headlines of major websites and media, and the fans of official Weibo have exceeded an astonishing 1 million!
This is a real live powder, and 1 person can spit out a swimming pool with 1 mouthful of phlegm.
Xiong Xiao intercepted a high-definition poster of Sakuragi Hanamichi, and pasted it with a little touching.
Of course, I haven't forgotten to turn on Weibo's tipping function.....
City B.
Zhalang Weibo headquarters.
At this time, it was long past the point of getting off work, but there were still dozens of engineering lions sitting in the office, each with a knife around his neck.
Not only that, but many people have just gotten off work and have been called back to work overtime.
Those programmers who arrived home also received an emergency notice.
There is only one reason.
The server blew up!
"Hurry up and fix it!!"
", what's going on today?"
"What's the matter, which one did the hair again?"
"What's the matter, don't you know how to pick the time for celebrity cheating? Do you want us to take a holiday?!"
"It's not cheating!"
"What's that? Who's going to be in a public relationship again?"
"Look at the hot search!"
“..... What is a slam dunk?"
"Cartoon!"
"Cartoons can be on the hot search! Are you kidding me?"
"Damn, 300,000 retweets, 200,000 comments, 800,000 likes!
"Don't gossip!
At the same time, Zhao Jie was at home.
She was watching the episode of Mitsui Shou's return and was crying profusely.
Ding dong!
There's something new for someone you follow.
Click on it to see that it is the blog posted by the slam dunk master, in addition to a high-definition poster, it also comes with the sentence:
[Hello everyone, I'm a talented basketball player!] to use as an opening statement,
Zhao Jie was instantly confused!
",! The slam dunk master has posted a Weibo blog!"
Zhao Jie is bouncing like a fairy, not only that, but she also deliberately took pictures and sent them to the circle of friends, wanting more people to know this animation star!
[What? Finally tweeted?]
[I'll go, you look at this too!]
[All of them dodge, Rukawa Kaede's wife is here!]
[No one has a wife as old as you.] ]
[The one who has the rebound has the game.] ]
[Until the last moment, you can't give up hope, and if you give up, the game is over.] ]
......
The same lines are also being refreshed under the official Weibo, and many stars who dominate the list all year round are dumbfounded.
You must know that their usual hits are carefully calculated and planned for a long time before they are released, and many celebrities will even spend money to hire a water army to send them to the list.
And now, this cartoon official Weibo has made headlines with just one sentence and a poster, and it is all real data!
"Is this the legendary slam dunk?"
"Yes, I've been chasing it lately. ”
"I'm also chasing, it's so sad to chase dramas while filming!"
"Oh, cartoons, what's so good. ”
"It's easy, this film is very interesting. ”
Many celebrities in the circle are talking about this matter, but there is a star surnamed Wang in the rock industry who is extra distressed.
"Why didn't I just announce the release date of my new album, why didn't it make the headlines?"