Chapter 533: A Bone Who Encountered the Robbers
About two hours ago, Ah Gu and the others were driving the carriage forward, and suddenly saw two girls, one big and one young, crying on the side of the road.
Then Ah Gu gave his carriage to these two girls in a righteous and awe-inspiring manner!
"Where are you deceiving ghosts?" Hai Qisi grabbed Ah Gu's skull from behind, and said viciously: "Are you open-eyed? Those two little bitches, on a cold day, are still wearing short skirts and still standing on the side of the road, which is not a good thing at first glance! As soon as you men see a girl in a short skirt, their IQ becomes negative!"
Ah Gu scratched his skull: "Don't say that I don't seem to have brains? I can see at a glance that the two of them are not good things, but think about it, if you continue to walk in the direction of the two of them, where are you going?"
"Walk to the ......" Hai Qisi was slightly stunned, and suddenly remembered something: "Keep going forward is a horse bandit den!"
"Then what do you say will happen to these two little bitches, sitting in a carriage, wearing short skirts, and half of their butts exposed, walking past the eyes of those horse bandits?" said Ah Gu grimly.
Hai Qisi grabbed Ah Gu's neck tightly: "You scumbag, you don't care when you see two girls walking into the fire pit, you have to push it! You scumbag, I won't pay attention to you anymore!"
Ah Gu is inexplicable, what kind of thinking is a woman, why is it wrong to do what she does?
At this moment, there was a shouting from the front!
The four of them looked up and saw a carriage coming from not far away, and there were seven or eight people sitting in the back of the carriage.
This is a carriage dedicated to pulling guests, a bit similar to the current taxi, walking back and forth on the prairie, but considering that the Keqin Empire is rampant with thieves, the danger is also very high!
Ah Gu beckoned to the carriage: "This way, this way!
The carriage soon came to the front of Ah Gu and the others, this is a middle-aged man about forty years old, with a scar on his face, with a hat, his arms are thicker than ordinary people's thighs, and he carries a big knife on his back.
"Three people, three silver coins! No bargaining!" said the owner of the carriage coldly, without any service attitude!
There were already six people in the car, two women and four men!
Two women sat on the left side of the carriage, three men on the right side of the carriage, and a little fat man of little age sat at the back of the carriage!
Ah Gu handed over three silver coins, followed Chen Guo to the left and right, and sat on both sides of the little fat man in the back!
When this little fat man saw that there was a strange man in a black robe sitting on his left, and a big fat man of more than 200 pounds sitting on his right, he seemed to be a little scared!
Hygis sat next to the two women!
This kind of open-top carriage can seat up to a dozen people, and the owner of the carriage seems to be not very satisfied, thinking that there are too few people!
After Chen Guo came up, he took out a paper bag from his arms, which contained more than a dozen meat buns, and it was still steaming, and when he bit down, his mouth was full of gravy, and the aroma suddenly spread throughout the carriage!
Both men and women stared directly at the paper bag in Chen Guo's hand, and kept swallowing saliva!
It's just that these people are all meeting in Pingshui, and there is no reason for people to share a bite with you!
The little fat man sitting next to Chen Guo was also greedy and kept swallowing saliva, he watched Chen Guo kill a meat bun one by one, and his heart was a little restless!
What are the three major desires of human beings?
Appetite, sleep, and sex!
This little fat man doesn't look very old, sixteen or seventeen years old, his face is round, chubby, a little white, he doesn't feel greasy at all, but a little cute!
"Do you want to eat it!!" Chen Guo said.
The little fat man swallowed a mouthful of saliva fiercely and whispered, "This is also expensive!"
"It's not expensive at all, I make it myself! I use flour and beef! Try it!" Chen Guo handed over one.
This little fat man is not polite, he grabbed the meat bun in his hand and took a bite, and the moment the tip of his tongue touched the meat, he saw that his eyes turned into stars, shiny!
"Uncle, this is what you made, and it's so delicious, aren't you? Are you a royal chef who cooks for the king? I've heard my teacher say! Imperial chefs cook deliciously!" said the little fat man, nibbling on the buns.
Chen Guo showed a mysterious smile: "The emperor is not qualified to eat the food I cooked!"
Although this little fat man doesn't understand Chen Guo's words, he feels so domineering!
Finally, a man couldn't help it, crawled over with a smile on his face, and said, "Big brother, what are you doing here? It's too fragrant, isn't it? I'll give five copper coins, how about buying one?"
Several other people also said that if they sold it, they must buy one and try it!
Chen Guo had a smile on his face: "Everyone catches up with a car, it's fate, what are you doing with money, come and come, those who see it have a share, one person at a time!"
Even the two women next to them didn't share a meat bun, and they took a bite.
Suddenly, Chen Guo and this carload of people had a hot fight, and everyone talked and laughed.
"Come on, come on, brother, I've got a freshly brewed mare's milk here, try it! I can't eat your stuff for nothing!" said a man in his forties.
A woman next to her handed over a few fruits, and said with a smile on her face: "Big brother, try this, you are not from the prairie, are you?
The old pot also did not refuse, and accepted it all!
Ah Gu was amazed, no wonder Chen Guo was able to open Ruyi Lou so prosperously, this kid is so good at dealing with people, it's amazing!
Just when everyone was talking and laughing, the owner of the car in front suddenly stopped the carriage, and his face became very ugly: "It's not good, there is a horse thief in front!"
The people who were originally talking and laughing, when they heard that there was a horse thief, they were scared and trembled, especially those two women, these days, how all women fell into the hands of horse thieves, as long as they were not too old, they could not escape!
As soon as the words fell, more than a dozen horses came out of the grass and surrounded the carriage!
A one-eyed horse thief also came out and laughed: "Everyone, leave me all your money, valuables, and women! I'll let you go! Otherwise, you will be killed or buried!"
The little minions next to him followed suit, and they all pulled out the scimitars on their waists and kept banging on the car, making the two women scream loudly!
The car boss pulled out the knife in his back and looked nervous.
"Do you still want to do it with the king?" the one-eyed horse thief pulled out his scimitar and slashed it directly at the car boss!
After all, the car boss is just an ordinary person, he has not received any special training, but he has grown tall, and within three or five rounds, his arm was slashed and he fell off the horse!
At this time, Ah Gu noticed that the big men were trembling with fright, but the little fat man beside him was extremely calm, and there was no panic on his face.
"Uncle, give me another one of your buns, I haven't eaten enough!" said the little fat man.
Chen Guo didn't hesitate, and directly stuffed the last meat bun into the little fat man's hand!
The little fat man happily took a bite.
The one-eyed horse thief moved his nose and asked suspiciously, "What is so fragrant?" Take it out and let Lao Tzu eat it!"
As soon as the little fat man heard the horse thief say this, he ate all the buns in two bites!
At this time, how could other people still have the heart to eat, so the one-eyed horse thief saw the little fat man at a glance!
"What did you eat?" asked the one-eyed horse thief.
The little fat man's mouth was bulging, and he couldn't speak, so he hurriedly opened his water bag, took a sip of water, and then said, "It's gone, I won't give it to you!"
When the one-eyed horse thief saw that the child was not very old, he laughed and said, "You little doll is not small, do you know who Lao Tzu is?"
"I don't know!" said the little fat man, looking down.
Just when the one-eyed horse thief was about to draw a knife and cut someone, he suddenly heard his little brother shouting: "Boss, you see how beautiful this woman looks, snatch it back and be the lady of the village!"
A horse thief pointed a scimitar at Hygis!
The one-eyed horse thief looked at Hai Qisi, and his eyes immediately straightened, most of the women on the Keqin prairie have faces as long as donkeys, black skin, and few beautiful women!
The one-eyed horse thief had never seen such a beautiful woman in his life, and his heart suddenly rose.
Hai Qisi, Ah Gu and Chen Guo all burst out laughing!
The legendary lust is nothing more than that!
Hai Qisi pulled Ah Gu's sleeve and said angrily: "Your woman is going to be bullied, don't help!"
"When will you become my woman?"
"Idiot!" Hygius scolded in a low voice.
This skull, sometimes extremely smart, sometimes stupid like a pig, I don't know how the upper and lower limits of IQ can be so different!
The one-eyed horse thief thought that Ah Gu was afraid of himself, so he lost his woman, and said with a smile: "Come with me, I will give you brocade clothes and jade food in the future, so that you can eat fragrant and spicy food!"
As he spoke, he reached out to grab Hekis's hand!
Although Hai Qi Si and Ah Gu are not at all what these people think, Hai Qisi is right, she is indeed Ah Gu's person.
Literally!
The one-eyed horse thief's hand had just stretched out two inches, and suddenly he felt his wrist tighten, as if he had been pinched by iron tongs!
"Get out, I don't have time to deal with you!" I saw Ah Gu reach out and grab the one-eyed horse thief's wrist, and with a flick of it, the one-eyed horse thief fell off the horse!
The one-eyed horse thief groaned in pain and stood up in a panic.
"Good boy, you have the guts, I'm ...... I won't mess with you!Look at what you see, take out all the money on your body at once!" The one-eyed horse thief saw that Ah Gu didn't mean to meddle, and sprinkled all his anger on the others!
These people saw that Ah Gu was so powerful, but they didn't mean to meddle at all, they lowered their eyebrows one by one, and they had to take out all the money on their bodies in order to save their lives!
The two women looked at Ah Gu, their eyes full of pleading!
It's just that the two of them don't look very good, and Ah Guquan shouldn't have seen it!
This is an era of looking at faces, no one will save you if you look ugly!
Finally, a man couldn't help it, and shouted at Ah Gu: "You are so powerful, why don't you save us? Isn't it just to rob the rich and help the poor?"
Ah Gu raised his head slightly and glared at him: "If you force it again, I'll be the first to kill you!"
Frightened, the man hurriedly sat back!
However, they don't have much money on them, and they add up to seven or eight silver coins, after all, people who can ride in this kind of car are not rich themselves!
The one-eyed horse thief glanced twice, which was too little, even if you added the money bag of the car boss, it was less than twenty silver coins in total.
The one-eyed horse thief scratched his ears and cheeks, this harvest is too little!
At this time, he inadvertently swept his eyes and saw something shining with golden light, and he fixed his eyes to see that it was the little fat man, with a knife pinned to his waist, and the handle of the knife turned out to be pure gold!
"You kid, give me your knife, or I'll kill you with a knife!"