Chapter 24: The Golden Bell Jar
He Wei simply told the kidnapping case, emphasizing the unlucky situation, and sighed at the end: "This unlucky pill is too affordable to buy, if it weren't for it, the criminals wouldn't be so easy to be caught!"
โยทยท You've picked up the treasure, so let me tell you, my company's main business is this piece, extract all kinds of things from the ghost, good things, our company spends money to buy, and then sell after extracting, and some things, such as bad luck, our company will definitely not spend money to collect it, that is the ghost comes to the door to spend money to ask the company to draw, this thing, it is not easy to lose it, so it is directly put on the sale, but the price is so cheap that it is terrible. Because no ghost is going to buy this thing!"
"Wouldn't there be a ghost who bought it to frame his enemies or something?" He Wei was like a curious baby, and it was quite interesting in the underworld.
Wang Hao: "Impossible, the management of the underworld is very strict, when I get here, there is no such thing as an enemy, even if there is, then I can't do anything, because the underworld is not allowed, here, I can only wait for reincarnation, or earn reincarnation, of course, you can also buy things in my store, but you can only take it yourself! Oh, I forgot to say, the effect of this pill can be retained until after reincarnation, which is why some people are born with certain talents." โ
He Wei: "Damn, it's such a, then you kid have to work hard, buy a good skill, and it will be cool to be reincarnated in the next life." โ
"Big brother, it's all money!" Wang Hao was speechless, he was already moved when he looked at those pills, but he couldn't afford it.
"Ahem, when my brother earns more, I will share a little bit with you!" He Wei felt that he would definitely be able to earn more in the future, and it would be okay to help Wang Hao when the time came.
Wang Hao was moved: "Brother, it's up to you!"
"Okay, I won't tell you more, I'll go to the store and see what to buy. He Wei was a little impatient, and this time he had to buy something practical.
"Okay, then I'll go to sleep!"
Clicking on the store link again, He Wei found it purposefully this time.
You must find a self-defense first, otherwise the next time you encounter something, you will be injured or burp, then you will be a fart!
Uh, martial arts, what should I learn about self-defense?
He Wei chose to classify and ordered martial arts, and then a large list of martial arts names appeared.
Tai Chi, primary, suitable for exercising, 100 points, this is what the general old man and old lady exercise, it is not of great use.
Intermediate, with a certain self-defense effect, 10,000 points.
Advanced, with a certain attack effect, 1000000 points.
The intermediate and advanced level is the real Taijiquan, but the price is so expensive, I can't afford it, hey, just take a look, don't buy it!
Yes, if you can't afford it, don't look at it, filter it, price, 0-5700.
Yes, it's only 5700 that can be used, oh, you said there is still a change, please, what can you buy for a dollar?
After filtering, there were obviously a lot fewer pages, and He Wei began to continue to view.
There are a lot of boxing skills, but He Wei looked at it, and felt that it was not very practical, two fists are difficult to beat four hands, even if it is powerful, it can fight a dozen or so, but if people take a knife, no, it is not enough to defend themselves.
This one doesn't work, don't, that one is not good, don't!
After picking and choosing for a long time, finally, He Wei's eyes lit up and he saw a satisfactory one.
Golden bell jar!
Beginner: 1000 points, can withstand punches and kicks without any damage, and the time limit is permanent.
Intermediate: 5000 points, invulnerable, this gun is not another gun, but a spear. Note: You can choose a cover door and try to choose a hidden place.
Advanced: 50,000 points, no drowning in the water, no burning in the fire, no breath, no food or hunger, invulnerability, this gun is a pistol.
Ahhh
What should I do if I don't have money? He Wei looked at the high-grade golden bell jar with a blank eye, his eyes were ready to wear it, his saliva was dripping, and he really wanted this.
Woo woo, it's too expensive to afford.
Hey, forget it, let's settle for the next best! The intermediate ones are still good! Even if you meet gangsters with knives, you are not afraid, as for guns, please, it's not the United States, how can it be so easy to meet people with guns.
It's you!Buy!
5000MB is gone, and it's not hot yet!Hey, it's so distressing, there's only 700 left, let's see what else you can buy!
Adding the Vajra cover to the shopping cart, He Wei continued to browse.
With self-defense, safety is not worried for the time being, now I have to make a money, the job is gone, although there is still a little deposit, but this year, who will be afraid of less money, moreover, to earn the dark coin, you have to help the people below to complete their wishes, then you don't have to run around, how to go without money?
Also, like Mr. Ma, I want to help take care of it when I meet it, but how can I do it without money?
Therefore, it is the king to make money with a powerful skill, and I am so greedy for that high-level business acumen, but unfortunately, I can't afford it.
What to buy, hey, there are too many things in this store, and I am dazzling.
After watching it for a long time, dizzy and dizzy, He Wei yawned, forget it, don't look at it, let's talk about it tomorrow.
By the way, buy the bell jar first, pay first.
When the pills arrived, He Wei immediately ate them, and after eating, he smashed his mouth, yes, the taste of these pills was the same, but there was no taste at all.
Whew, after the money is spent, he can sleep, He Wei closed his eyes, and slept contentedly, as for trying the effect of the medicine, yes, how to try it in the middle of the night? Don't you wake up your parents!
At night, He Wei had a dream, he went out to play with Ke Lanlan, and a group of gangsters came, they wanted to tease Lan Lan, and then he showed his might, let them punch and kick and stand still, and then knocked down these gangsters with three strokes and two divisions, and finally, Ke Lanlan looked at him with a look of adoration and promised to be his girlfriend, hehehe, what a beautiful dream.
"Xiao Wei, get up and eat, yo, I'm still drooling, what kind of sweet dreams!" Early in the morning, He Mama came to ask He Wei to get up for breakfast, but she saw that the corners of this kid's mouth were drooling, and there was a smirk on his face, and he immediately teased.
"Wow!" He Wei sucked his saliva, then raised his hand to wipe it to his mouth with embarrassment, and said in a hoarse voice: "Mom, why did you wake me up so early, let me sleep more, and I don't want to go to work!"
"Sleep, sleep, sleep, what to sleep, don't look at what time it is, the sun is drying your buttocks, I don't know if getting up early and going to bed early is good for the body!"
Ah, my mother's chanting is several times more powerful than Tang Seng's, He Wei shouted loudly to stop: "Okay, okay, Mom, I know, I'll get up right away." With that, he straightened up with a carp and got up.
Brushing his teeth and washing his face, He Wei thought in a daze, my brother is now a man with a golden bell jar, should he try the effect of this thing?
Sweeping his gaze, He Wei shot his gaze on a brick on the ground, well, don't ask why there are bricks, because the plot needs it.
Just try this brick and smash it directly on the head?
He Wei picked up the bricks and checked them in his hand, yo, the weight is not light, if the golden bell jar is not good, it is not necessary to smash the head and break the bloodflow!
cough cough, what, for the sake of safety, let's change the position and smash it, He Wei looked at his arms and his legs, well, where to smash.
Just when He Wei raised the brick high and was about to give his arm a look, He's mother saw that her son hadn't come to eat after washing for so long, and when she came out to take a look, she saw that He Wei was about to harm herself, so frightened that she screamed and shouted: "Ouch, my precious son, what are you going to do?"
He Ma rushed over, snatched the bricks in He Wei's hand, and then threw them away, and then scolded He Wei: "What are you stupid, masochistic you, where are you unhappy, you have to do this!"
Dad He heard the movement inside, and hurried out, listening to Mama He's words, he was stunned for a moment, and he asked: "Xiao Wei shouldn't have been stimulated by something, hurry up and take it to the hospital for examination!"
"Yes, yes, it must be the kidnapping that scared you, go, mom will take you to the doctor, what, psychiatrist!"
"No, Mom and Dad, I'm fine, I just want to try!" He Wei didn't know how to explain, and went to see a psychiatrist, he was not sick in the brain.
Mother He screamed again: "What to try, what to try, it's bricks, hard, your arms are made of meat, soft, your arms will hurt if you try them!"
He Wei explained again: "That, Mom, it won't hurt, I've practiced the Golden Bell Jar." โ
He Mom: "I'll practice your size, when did you go to practice, why don't I know, it seems that there is really something wrong with the brain, go, hurry up, go to the doctor!"
Dad He also nodded in agreement: "It looks quite serious, go, take the card, let's go to the hospital!"
I'll go, I've got watts in my head!
Seeing that his mother really wanted to go into the house to get a card to take him to the doctor, He Wei was anxious, in order to prove that he had no watts in his brain, he glanced at the ground, and then picked up a broken plate and turned, don't ask why there is half a brick, because the plot needs it.
Picking it up, He Wei slammed it into his head, hey, it really doesn't hurt, hahaha, it's too good, my brother is really invulnerable, well, try the knife next time.
Dad He was dumbfounded, and he shouted: "Daughter-in-law, my son is stupid, he gave his head a blow, ouch, what should I do now!"
Mother He rushed out with a card, and saw that her son had half a brick in his hand and a piece of dust on his head, obviously, he had smashed his head.
With bulging eyes, Mother He was almost crying, what's wrong with my son, he was fine yesterday, but suddenly he was stupid, how is this good, is it too late to see a doctor?
He Wei didn't expect things to turn out like this, his parents misunderstood him so deeply, and he felt that he was very sick, he threw away the bricks and said calmly: "Parents, I'm really fine, you see, I don't even have traces of broken skin in my head, I really practiced the golden bell jar, and I have martial arts!"