After working for a long time, I finally watered every peach tree in this large peach orchard with pesticides.

Red Boy expects to be able to kill all the bugs in less than two days.

When these peach trees all bear big peaches, it will be enough to earn yourself by subtracting a little bit from this number.

Red Boy thought: Anyway, there is nothing to do now, so just go shopping. But where to go? The Heavenly Court is so big, it's a problem for a while.

"Old man of the land, where is the fun in this heavenly court?" the red boy tilted his head and asked the father-in-law of the land beside him.

The land thought for a moment and said: "With the suggestion of the little god, you can go to Taishang Laojun's place for a walk, this Laojun has always been friendly with the previous directors of our Pan Taoyuan." ”

He rolled his eyes and continued

"I think the big and small relationship between them and the ingenuity of the red fairy should not be explained in a small way. ”

As soon as the red boy heard it, he understood, didn't Taishang Laojun just covet the peach in this peach orchard.

Who is not greedy for this garden full of peaches? This is also in line with the idea that the red boy is also trying to use a large number of elixirs to improve his strength.

Now it's not a piece of cake to deal with Taishang Laojun more and make some elixirs to eat.

"Okay, go to Taishang Laojun's palace for a walk, and you also want to go with me, I don't know the way!"

"This ..... The status of the little god is low, and it is not suitable to see a venerable person like Taishang Laojun!"

The father-in-law of the land began to retreat in his own heart, and without being invited in his capacity, he was not qualified to meet Taishang Laojun at all.

Even the current status of the red boy is barely able to meet!

"Straight mother! Grinding and chirping, what the fucking status is shit in the eyes of my red boy! ”

The red boy didn't want to ink with the father-in-law of this land, so he picked up the thin old hand of the little old man and ran to the alchemy hall of the old man.

"Hong Daxian, slow down, my little old man's body can't stand your toss like this!"

.......

In the alchemy hall of Taishang Laojun

The flames of a huge alchemy furnace are burning, and this is the alchemy furnace that has calcined the Monkey King for seven hundred and forty-nine days.

And in front of this is a long beard in white plain clothes, holding the dust, and it is really the great immortal of Taishang Laojun.

His status in the Heavenly Court is not low, and even the Jade Emperor has to be polite when he sees him, and he doesn't dare to offend him easily.

Taishang Laojun's elixir is the key lifeline of Heavenly Court's operation, and if he accidentally breaks Heavenly Court, he will definitely be paralyzed.

"Open the furnace!" Now Taishang Laojun has just refined a new elixir.

This elixir can help immortals improve their body's cultivation qualifications.

If it can be successfully refined, it will definitely be a big boost to the strength of Heavenly Court!

"Bang dang!" After Taishang Laojun lifted the top cover of the alchemy furnace with a blow of dust.

When he saw the disgraceless appearance of the elixir in the furnace, he almost didn't vomit blood.

I spent so much effort to find a good pill in person and painstakingly supervise the alchemy.

In exchange for this half-finished dregs!

"Bang bang bang! Taishang Laojun, I'm here to visit!Hurry up and open the door!" the red boy knocked desperately on the door.

The land is trembling next to him, and the current situation is that Taishang Laojun is alchemy, and if you disturb him now, you will anger him.

He and the red boy will definitely be punished.

At this time, Lao Jun was upset that the knock on the door happened to hit the muzzle of the gun.

Lao Jun frowned, and shouted angrily: "Who dares to disturb the old man now!

Flying to the door, he opened the door with a wave of his hand, and he wondered which bear-hearted leopard dared to knock on his door now!

"It's so scorching! Haha, Lao Jun, you failed to practice Dan!"

As soon as the red boy stepped through the door, he smelled a pungent smell of burning.

Immediately, I thought that Taishang Laojun had failed in alchemy, and I pointed it out directly.

"Ding! The surprised naughty value from the father-in-law of the land is increased by 200!"

"Ding! The anger and naughty value from Taishang Laojun is increased by 300!"

Taishang Laojun was directly furious when he heard this, and this little mortal-level demon also dared to point fingers at his alchemy.

If it weren't for the Jade Emperor's previous order, he would take special care of this little goblin.

Otherwise, now the red boy has been slapped to death by Lao Jun!

Red boy is not afraid of this old gentleman, Heavenly Court has the rules of Heavenly Court, if you say a word nonsense, the ruler of Pan Taoyuan will be killed, won't this Heavenly Court be messed up?

"Say, what are you doing here, little goblin?" Lao Jun had already adjusted his mentality, and asked the red boy in a calm tone.

The red boy ignored Taishang Laojun and bypassed him directly, and walked towards the alchemy furnace.

Jumping up and climbing up to the mouth of the Dan furnace, looking at the pills in this furnace, he shook his head and sighed: "What a good medicinal material! It's a pity that it was wasted!"

Lao Jun was directly ignored by this little kid, and even went directly to his Dan furnace without his consent.

shouted angrily in the direction of the red boy: "What are you talking about, little rabbit cub? The old master is just a careless fire that he didn't master well and didn't succeed, you have mocked the old man here again and again, are you easy to provoke when you are an old man?"

"Ding! from the fury of Taishang Laojun, the naughty value is increased by 500!"

The red boy listened to the voice of the system and was overjoyed, this Taishang Laojun's naughty value is really profitable.

Forget it, just make enough money, so don't mess with him anymore. If this old gentleman is angry to death, he will be a first-class criminal!

"Lao Jun is angry, my master is just young, naughty by nature, don't care if you have a lot!"

The land god can't stand it anymore and takes the initiative to stand up to help the red boy exonerate, but it's not that he is loyal, but he is afraid that he will be affected.

"Which onion are you!"

Taishang Laojun was angry, and when he saw the father-in-law of the land who suddenly stood up, he was annoyed, and he went up and gave him a kick.

Taishang Laojun is also a late stage of cultivation of the Heavenly Immortals, and this kick is definitely not something that the father-in-law of the land can easily bear.

The father-in-law felt as if his abdomen had been hit by a mountain, and suddenly the blood flowed well, and he vomited out a mouthful of sperm blood.

Turning over and covering his stomach, he couldn't get out of bed for ten days and half a month.

The red boy can't stand the way this Taishang Laojun makes a random move, how can he say that the father-in-law of this land is also his subordinate in Pan Taoyuan, so he kicks him indiscriminately? !

Jumped off the alchemy furnace, turned sideways and pointed at Taishang Laojun's head and scolded: "You old man with a bull's nose! You have no ability, and you will hit my subordinates after saying a few words, which is quite unreasonable! There is no king in this heavenly court to rule you down?"

"Haha! This is just an inferior little immortal, how about teaching a lesson!" Taishang Laojun glanced at the father-in-law of the land and continued, "Stinky boy, you say I have no ability?

The red boy crooked his lips and smiled: "Those who know how to make alchemy are much more clever than you, if you have the courage, you can compare with me! Let you see what it means to be outside the world, and there are people outside the world!"

The red boy really couldn't stand the arrogance of this old gentleman, so he launched a challenge.

"Okay! Okay, there are people outside of the world! Today I will be the referee of your competition, and I will also have fun. ”

Just as the red boy finished writing the battle book, the voice of the Jade Emperor Lao'er sounded outside the hall.