Chapter 61: Xiao Yi's business is here
A few days have passed like this! Nothing has happened! Xiao Yi also took advantage of the time to enter the programming system and familiarize himself with the Tiandao language!
Time and Space Express has also reopened the business of suspending the collection of loose orders on the official website! It has been handed over to ordinary couriers! The current time and space couriers are only responsible for the operation of goods in the city!
So the job of a space-time courier is even easier!
Small merchants are also happy! Although it is an ordinary express transportation! But after the time and space courier turns around in the city! All the parcels arrive very quickly! It is much faster than other express companies!
Today's space-time couriers will not choose to reach the speed at will! The profit of each small thing is not high! They all choose the kind of high price! This kind of one after another will make more money than the previous ones!
Xiao Yi's Youbao store has been silent! I haven't taken care of it! I haven't publicized it!
Until one day!
In a shopping exchange group!
"Hahaha! I found an interesting shop in the Youbao store today! There is actually a store that sells the weather! I'm also drunk!" A netizen posted a message in the group!
Because as mentioned in the previous news, the current Youbao store is really omnipotent! You can buy everything! There are many examples! For example, those who sell condolences! Those who sell real alarm clocks! Those who sell ideas! Those who rent out boyfriends and girlfriends! Those who sell dung! Those who sell fart! There are so many things!
As soon as this news was broadcast, it attracted the attention of many good deeds! They went to the Youbao store not to buy things! but to list new things! to see what else was new
Today, this person found Xiao Yi's shop by looking for those strange items on the Internet!
So I sent a screenshot directly to their communication group!
"I'll go! This can be sold! How is this sold! Is it artificial rain? Artificial rain is too cheap!" someone replied!
"Do you want to try it? Maybe it's true! If it does rain regularly, then ... "This man obviously won't believe it! Anyway, he will encourage the others to go! And there is nothing to lose!
Why join this group! It's not a bunch of boring people looking for fun!
"You better try it! This obviously knows it's fake! I'm really not interested!"
"My hometown has been dry for a few months! It's a pity that the area is too big! I don't have that money! They must be that kind of artificial rain!" said another man, a little uncertain!
"I've got the money! I'll buy a minute-a-minute square meter and try it! You wait! I'll give you an answer in a moment!" a netizen sent a message
"Wait for the report! ”
"Duplicate Upstairs"
"Copy Upstairs +1"
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The person who said that he was going to the experiment immediately logged in to Xiao Yi's weather forecast shop!
After clicking on it, looking at the decoration of this store! This person kept sighing! The decoration is so beautiful! People can't help but want to buy!
But this experimenter didn't look like a certain woman!
Click on the store's customer service!
Xiao Yi was familiarizing himself with the Tiandao programming code! Suddenly he felt a sound from his mobile phone!
Ding Dong! Is someone coming to consult? Xiao Yi thought!
Exit the consciousness space, pick up the phone and open it to see! Sure enough, there is news!
Open a dialog box
"Hello, is your rain real?"
"Of course it's true! You can buy a 10 yuan experiment! No, you give me a bad review!" Xiao Yi replied directly!
The other party sent a good word!, and then it should be to shoot!
Your item has been photographed!
Your item has been paid!
Xiao Yi looked at the prompt message, and a smile leaked from the corner of his mouth! The first order of his Youbao store was photographed like this!
Look at the one-square-meter one-minute merchandise that the other party photographed
"Where are you going to rain now," Xiao Yi sent a message to the other party in the message box
"Just above my head! Hey! It's too hot today! It's not bad to take a shower!" The other party sent a message! Obviously embarrassed by Xiao Yi! I don't believe that it will rain
His thoughts now are, "You should be using sprinklers to make artificial rain!" I'm at my house! I'll see how you come to rain!
"Are you sure!" Xiao Yi replied, a slight smile on the corner of his mouth
"Sure!!"
Xiao Yi knew where he was now! He was sitting next to the computer in his room! Xiao Yi's evil smile was even more obvious!
"You have to be ready," Xiao Yi sent another message!
The person who bought it wondered! What else did he prepare? I didn't understand it after thinking about it! I wanted to ask what the situation was!
All of a sudden, it rained heavily on the heads of the people who bought them!
At the same time, the buyer's computer also came out with a sizzling sound! The computer screen went black!
This man couldn't open his eyes when he was drenched in the rain, and he said, "Stop! Stop! I don't want it! I don't want it."
But Xiao Yi ignored it! The rain continued to fall!
This man saw that the rain continued to fall! In desperation, he thought that it would be good to quit one square meter!
But it was useless to retreat a few meters! This person only then thought! What he had booked was the top of his head! Wherever he went, the rain would go! The person who bought wanted to cry without tears!
Is this not that you won't die if you don't die!!!
A minute later, the rain finally stopped! The purchaser opened his eyes! The computer screen was black! The room was even more watery! It was slowly flowing downstairs!
Bang bang bang!
The person who bought it knows! It must be the user downstairs who has come up!
I have no choice but to open the door!
"What's the matter with you! We're leaking so much water downstairs! It's still dripping!" said a man who came up to the buyer!
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I accidentally broke the water pipe! I've taken care of it!"
The man downstairs looked at the person who bought the house and looked wet! He didn't dwell on it! After a few casual words, he left!
The buyer wanted to cry! This is his own death! Confirm it, confirm it! It will rain above his head!
But no matter what, it's all self-inflicted! Pick up the mop directly! Wash up the stagnant water in the house! Then change into clean clothes!
Fortunately, the buyer's room is relatively large! The rain did not fall on the wardrobe! Otherwise, the buyer would probably not be able to find the clothes to wear!
After changing clothes, I took out my original mobile phone! It was a black screen again! I pressed the power button! There was no response! What a rotten mobile phone! The waterproof performance is so poor! The buyer complained!
"Heaven can still live if you do evil! You can't live if you do evil by yourself! If you don't die, you won't die!"
Although the loss of a computer and the money of a mobile phone are nothing to him! But after all, it is also thousands of dollars!
Pack up! The buyer locked the door and walked downstairs!
After more than an hour, the buyer finally brought back the new computer and new mobile phone!
A couple of home workers followed!
After all, the bed was completely wet and couldn't be used!
There are other rooms, but the buyer just doesn't want this bed!
Dozens of minutes later!The buyer's home is back to the same state!Lying on the new bed, I directly open the new mobile phone to confirm the receipt, and add a good review!
Although there are some losses! I should be angry! But the buyer is not! I am still a little proud in my heart!
Hey, hey, you don't try, I'm out of luck, look at how I make you unlucky!
After the praise, I opened the communication tool directly!
Lots of @ messages popped up!
Let's take a look at it one by one! I asked how the experiment was, why it didn't show up and so on!
Obviously everyone is looking forward to it!
"Haha! I'm finally here! Do you think I?" the buyer asked
"Think of a! Tell me the results!" the others replied
"That's it! Hurry up and talk about it," some followers also asked!
"It's so cool! It's incredible! You can really control the weather! If you don't believe you try it, you'll know!" said the buyer, but no one noticed the schadenfreude on the buyer's expression!
"Don't believe it!"
"You liar"
"Only by believing in you can you have a ghost!"
It's all some unbelieving reply!
The purchaser didn't care!The editorial message was sent again!
"Would you like to experience it? I'll pay for everything! But you have to tell me your current address!"
"I'm still in my room!
"I'm stir-frying in the kitchen right now! I'm really short of water! You can shoot me some! Just make some soup."
"I'm eating right now!
"I'm in... ”
There are a lot of address information sent below!
"Are you sure you want it, no regrets?" said the buyer, smirking!
"Of course, don't be free, don't do it in vain! Hurry up!"
Seeing these replies, buyers are smiling even happier!
"Wait a minute! I'll shoot right away!" replied the buyer
"Okay! Speed! I'm running out of water!" a group of people heckled
The buyer bought dozens of pieces in Xiao Yi's store! Copy the address information in the group into the remarks!
And then I smiled proudly!
Xiao Yi was a little speechless when he saw these orders! You guys are taking the rain to play a game!
But if someone buys it, it must be shipped!
Anyway, it has nothing to do with me!
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In a certain house, someone was stir-frying! The rain was falling directly overhead! In an instant, his clothes and pants were wet! The fire was directly extinguished!
This man quickly closed his eyes! I believe it! I believe it! Don't go down! I have food! It's all wasted!
But the rain kept falling! It didn't stop until a minute later! The stir-fry man looked at the mess all over the ground! He was speechless! What are you going to eat at noon today? This is pure death!!
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A family of two is eating! A man is chatting while eating with his mobile phone!
"When will I get rootless water pure soup!" the man muttered to himself, his face full of smiles!
"What pure soup without roots!" the woman asked!
The man told the group about it!
"You're just idle and bored! Get these boring things! How can there be such a thing in this world! If there is, then I'll just drink all this rootless pure soup!" the woman said, shaking her head and continuing to eat
Suddenly!