Chapter 107: The brain-dead Li Jing
Well, Zhu Li has to admit that in fact, he didn't see anything, after all, his cultivation is only equivalent to the realm of scattered immortals, Sun Wukong and Nezha are already Taiyi Golden Immortals who have begun to involve the law, the only thing Zhu Li saw was that the two suddenly disappeared, and then. 'snort' a few times, and then Sun Wukong and Nezha appeared, Nezha's face turned white, and then Sun Wukong's monkey face was red, if Zhu Li knew for sure that Sun Wukong's sexual orientation was normal, Zhu Li would have thought that Sun Wukong and Nezha hid in subspace for a great exchange. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
You have to ask Zhu Li why he knows Sun Wukong's orientation, this Nima is not nonsense, you must know that there are three or two things between Sun Wukong and Zixia Fairy, as well as Sun Wukong and his sister-in-law Iron Fan Princess,............
This is the evidence, and if you still need it, we have a long list of reasons to show you.
Back to the topic, after Nezha and Sun Wukong returned to the camp, Nezha arched his hand at Sun Wukong from afar, and said: "Great Sage, I haven't seen you for five hundred years, the style of the Great Sage is still the same, and the younger brother is willing to bow down!"
However, Zhu Li looked at Nezha's young child's face with a serious face, and spoke like an adult. Zhu Li wanted to laugh very much, but Zhu Li still held back, after all, Nezha is still more fun, and now that the relationship is stiff, it will not be easy to play together in the future.
Sun Wukong replied very seriously, after all, he was used to it at the beginning, and he stayed in the sky for so long.
"That is, after all, my grandson is the Monkey King, if you can't beat it, how can I mix in the three realms. Sun Wukong's face was proud, and he waved his hand indifferently and said.
Nezha: ......
Zhu Li: ......
Li Jing hadn't taken his attention out of the Taiji diagram that appeared on Zhu Li's body, and found that Nezha was defeated in the hands of Sun Wukong, Li Jing knew that if it weren't for the Linglong Pagoda in his hand that was specifically restrained by Nezha, he would definitely not be able to defeat this rebel, but now this rebel was defeated so quickly, which made Li Jing feel shocked.
"Sun Wukong, you monkey, you don't want to be caught quickly, do you want this king to do it himself?"
Nezha was stunned, Sun Wukong was stunned, and even Zhu Li, who claimed to have seen the market, was stunned, how brainless is this Nima to say this, people are tied up, why don't you go to heaven.
The corners of Sun Wukong's mouth twitched, but Zhu Li couldn't help it.
"I said Li Jing, are you blind, haven't you seen the Taiji diagram on my body, shouldn't you care about why I have a Taiji diagram in my hand now," Zhu Li asked.
Li Jing heard Zhu Li's words and replied in a daze. "yes, why do you have a Taiji diagram on you?"
Zhu Li looked at Li Jing's expression, and was completely speechless in his heart, this Nima is really the legendary Tota Heavenly King, isn't this Nima out to be funny, it's just a retard, it's really drunk.
"Well, Li Jing, let me ask you something. Zhu Li said.
"Child, what do you want to ask? Li Jing said arrogantly.
"When you were a child, was your head squeezed by the gate, or was it that kind of city gate? “
"This king has not been squeezed, if he has been squeezed, can this king still become this Tota Heavenly King who commands countless heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals?" Li Jing said that when he commanded countless heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals, his head tilted back slightly, and his nostrils turned to the sky.
Zhu Li looked at Li Jing's brainless appearance, and completely lost interest in Li Jing in his heart, Zhu Li decided that he couldn't talk to Li Jing anymore, after all, mentally retarded is contagious, Zhu Li has heard a sentence on the earth, that is, you must be careful when dealing with a mentally retarded, because if you don't pay attention a little, he will pull his IQ to the same level as him, and then he will use his rich experience to defeat you.
Especially Li Jing is still a mentally retarded Taiyi Golden Immortal, Zhu Li is afraid that he has not spoken a few words with Li Jing, and he will become as brain-dead as Li Jing. However, the expression on Nezha's face has not changed much, and it is estimated that he is used to it, no matter what, Nezha is Li Jing's species.
"Hmph, Xiao'er, now you and that splashing monkey are not tied up, obey the Jade Emperor's fate, you can rest assured, this king will definitely ask the Jade Emperor to be light. Li Jing continued.
Nezha, who had never had any expression, heard Li Jing's words, and finally couldn't help but kick Li Jing is foot, and yelled at Li Jing loudly: "Mentally retarded, why don't you shut up for me, can you not be so embarrassed, you can be embarrassed at home, but why do you want to come out and be embarrassed, you do this, how will my mother and I behave in the future!"
Nezha said this, and his voice was a little dark.
Li Jing didn't expect Nezha to do something to him in front of so many people, and he was kicked directly to the ground, but fortunately he was in the sky and fell on the floating clouds, otherwise he would have been embarrassed and died.
However, the strange thing is that the Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals did not react at all, and it is estimated that this is not the first time this kind of thing has happened.
It was Zhu Li, seeing Nezha's movements, his brows furrowed, you must know that Zhu Li is the most important person to filial piety, and now Nezha actually did it to his own father, looking at the appearance of the heavenly soldiers, it is estimated that this is not once or twice, which makes Zhu Li's senses for Nezha a little bad, although Li Jing is particularly brainless, Zhu Li's senses for Nezha in his heart have dropped to the freezing point.
Zhu Li beckoned to Sun Wukong, Sun Wukong walked over very obediently, and said with doubts: "Master, what's the matter!"
"It's nothing, it's just that I'm a little annoyed by the teacher, you go and send them all away, let's go on our way." Zhu Li glanced at Nezha and Li Jing with disgust, and said.
Sun Wukong naturally saw Zhu Li's undisguised disgust, Sun Wukong was shocked, and he didn't understand why Zhu Li, who was fine just now, would show this disgust now.
Sun Wukong, a born and nurtured innate deity, naturally will not understand the insistence on humanity in Zhu Li's heart, for Zhu Li, no matter how bad his father and mother are, he will not treat them well, at most he will leave them, or be regarded as a stranger, but now looking at Nezha's actions, Zhu Li finally couldn't help it, in order to avoid using the Taiji diagram to send the disgusting two of them to reincarnation, Zhu Li decided to be out of sight and out of mind, and go on the road as soon as possible.
As for Xuandu, Zhu Li is not worried, and when the time comes, Xuandu will naturally find him. 、
Sun Wukong got Zhu Li's order, stepped forward, and said to Li Jing: "Li Jing, you should fade away today." You must know that none of your Heavenly Court elites have caught me at the beginning, and you don't want to think about it today. “
After Sun Wukong said this, Li Jing didn't speak, but Zhu Li was a little surprised, he didn't expect that Sun Wukong, who was evaluated by Zhu Li as a second stunned, would say such a thing, which made Zhu Li change his opinion of Sun Wukong, and he paid more attention to Sun Wukong in his heart.
When Li Jing heard Sun Wukong's words, there was a trace of disdain on his face. said: "Even you, Bi Ma Wen, dare to say such a big thing, if it wasn't for the Buddha to protect you, you would have been pulled out of your skin and tendons, how can you still have the life to make a big deal of nonsense here!"
"Hehe, since you know that it is Rulai Lao'er who covers me, what are you still talking about here, what's the use of saying it, it's not that I look down on Haotian, even if he arrests me, does he dare to kill me, it's better for you to treat it as if there is no such thing, let me leave, so as not to embarrass Haotian, so that you are good, and I don't have to trouble this trip." Sun Wukong grinned and said with a smile, not angry at all. 、
Although Li Jing is brain-dead, but fortunately, the descendants have not become the same brain-dead as him, Muzha is a person who has followed Guanyin, and now although he has entered the heavenly court, his heart is still towards Buddhism, for Sun Wukong's scriptures, when he was by Guanyin's side, he also heard about this matter, and knew the truth of this matter, after listening to Sun Wukong's words, Muzha said to Li Jing: "Father, this monkey is good." Or we'll just leave. “
Although Mu Zha is talking about Sun Wukong, his eyes have been looking at Zhu Li, to be precise, Zhu Li's Taiji diagram.
Zhu Li saw that Mu Zha had been looking at him, revealing his neat and white eight teeth, and grinned.
Mu Zha looked at Zhu Li and smiled, and quickly turned his head. It's like seeing some wild beast, it's too scary.
Zhu Li was a little strange, I couldn't understand why Mu Zha was so afraid of himself, as if he and he were meeting for the first time, if Mu Zha heard Zhu Li's words, he would definitely complain in his heart, who Nima is afraid of you, a little mortal, this great immortal is afraid of the Taiji diagram on your body,
As the supreme treasure of the highest cultivation saint in the Three Realms, the Taiji Diagram is too powerful as a deterrent, and now the Taiji Diagram on Zhu Li's body is a flood beast, which is very scary. Of course, Zhu Li definitely didn't know.
After listening to Mu Zha's words, Li Jing waved his hand dissatisfiedly, and said hatefully: "Hmph, this evil obstacle and this splashing monkey are so bullying to me, how can this matter be stopped like this, no, today we must talk about this evil obstacle and send it to the Killing Immortal Stage, so as to vent the hatred in the heart of this king." “
Mu Zha hurriedly stepped forward to cover Li Jing's mouth, his eyes were full of horror, "Father be cautious, be cautious!"
Li Jing slapped Mu Zha's hand away, and said dissatisfiedly: "What, Mu Zha, do you want to intercede for this evil obstacle? ”
Mu Zha's heart was terrified when he heard Li Jing still screaming one by one, this is a death.
Before Mu Zha could speak, a gloomy voice remembered behind Li Jing: "Who do you call the evil obstacle?" ”
"Nonsense, this king is naturally called that mortal. When Li Jing heard this, he said without thinking about it.
However, after Li Jing said this, he suddenly found that this voice was somewhat familiar, Li Jing turned around and found that he really knew this person.
"Archmage Xuandu, are you sent down by Lao Jun to help this king capture this evil obstacle?" asked Li Jing.
The person who came was Xuandu, and when he heard Li Jing calling his uncle one by one, his face turned green on the spot. Damn, this is simply death, if the master knows, the master and uncle are called evil obstacles, it is estimated that he will go crazy.