Chapter 3 Ghosts also play Taobao
"Where are you now? Hell? Is it scary? Are you a ghost, can you get out of the screen? Also, what does the message you just sent in the group mean? Oh, and! Why can't I leave the group?"
There were too many questions, and it took a long time to receive a reply from Wang Hao, a long piece of information, this time in the form of text.
"That's right, I'm in the underworld, it's not terrifying, it's similar to the yang world, cough cough, I'm in the underworld, I can't get out easily, I can only go by reincarnation, oh, there are some underworld staff who can go up to do things, such as black brother and white sister, that is, black and white impermanence. The information in the group, you said that He Li, right? That is to inform her that she can go to reincarnation, as for leaving the group, I can't withdraw anyway, all ghosts can't leave the group, only those who are kicked out by the group leader, that means that this ghost can leave the underworld to reincarnate and pull!"
"Oh, that's the case, but I'm not a ghost, I'm not dead, how did I join the group?" He Wei wondered how he could have joined the group.
"It should be my relationship, when I died, the gate of hell opened, Brother Hei came to hook my soul, and I just pulled you into the group of classmates, and all of a sudden the space was out of order. Yes, I think so!"
He Wei was shocked, Wang Hao, what about you, you have to pull me on your back when you die, oh no, pull me into the group!
"I see, what should I do now? I'm not a ghost, and I can't leave the group. "Knowing that the ghosts in the underworld can't get out easily, He Wei is much more relieved, it seems that there is no need to change the mobile phone number!
"I don't know, you just stay in the group. Anyway, it's nothing, you can talk to me!By the way, guess who I've met?"
It seems to be true, it's nothing, but this is a group of ghosts, and it's still quite infiltrating.
But I can't retreat, just stay!
He Wei thought helplessly, and then replied to the message: "Who?"
"Teacher Ma, Teacher Ma, who taught us English in junior high school, do you remember?
Teacher Ma? He Wei remembered a little recall, Teacher Ma, male, loves to smoke, every time before class at the door to smoke a cigarette, after class he will take a cigarette again, can smoke two or three packs of cigarettes a day, smoking addiction is very big, later found out lung cancer, but he still can't help smoking, the cancer spread quickly, and died before graduating.
"Remember, isn't it, he's been dead for more than ten years, and he hasn't been reincarnated yet?"
"No, it's in line, but it's said to be soon. ”
"Oh, yes, what about you, when will you be reincarnated?"
"Hey, it's early, get in line!"
"Oh!"
"You're at work now, then I won't bother you, you go and get busy, just remember my business!"
"Yes, I won't forget!"
He Wei stared at the screen for a while, still a little awkward in his heart, this is chatting with a ghost, it's really, so strange!
But thinking that these ghosts can't come out, he can't help but feel a little proud, Nima is chatting with ghosts, who has this experience!
Okay, you say you've seen ghosts, so do you have a group of ghosts?
Not at all!
Hey, by the way, isn't this a golden finger? With this, you will be able to rise in the future!
The money is rolling, and there are countless girls?
Well, if you think too much, you can just chat with ghosts, how can you be strong?
Yes, let's go and help Wang Hao get money for his parents first, lest he come to talk to me twice in three days.
As for this group that can't be withdrawn, it's a big deal to block it, don't look at the head office.
Well, I can't block it yet, okay, I'll just be one more super WeChat group, don't think it's full of ghosts.
Well, it's all people, hundreds of millions of people!
After a period of self-ridicule and self-hypnosis, He Wei rode a little sheep and prepared to set off, go to Wang Hao's small rental house before his death, and get money!
Before he started, he slapped his head suddenly, and said: "I'm so stupid, why do I have to take it myself, I have to send it to Wang Hao's parents to get it, just call and tell him no! And his parents must be where Wang Hao lives, can't they pack up their relics!"
immediately called, expressed his sadness, and then told where the money was hidden, and when he heard his aunt say that he had found it, He Wei hung up the phone. In this way, Wang Hao's last wish can be regarded as fulfilled.
"Wang Hao, Auntie has already gotten the money. He Wei hesitated, but decided to inform Wang Hao, so as not to worry about him.
Wang Hao obviously waited for the message, and immediately replied: "Mmmmmmmm, I know, thank you!"
"You're welcome!"
[Ding Dong, there is a red envelope!] As a handicap party, He Wei often can't grab the red envelope, and even misses the red envelope, so he has a black technology software, red envelope software, which will remind that there is a red envelope, and will automatically grab the red envelope.
As soon as the reminder came, the red envelope had already been grabbed, He Wei looked at it, yo ho, the red envelope was sent by Wang Hao, and it was his without grabbing it.
200MB, wow, big bag, 200 yuan!
He Wei smiled, but after thinking about it, he couldn't help but be stunned, this Wang Hao can still send red envelopes in the underworld, can this money be spent? Can it be withdrawn?
Wait! Is it MB? Shouldn't it be RMB!
No, when will the red envelope show this? Isn't it all a direct number?
MB, MB, this is the Stygian coin, Damn, what do I want the Stygian coin, how to spend it?
"He Wei, a little meaning, you can take it, thank you!" Wang Hao's message came.
He Wei said with a smile: "Wang Hao, I thank you, it's just that where can I spend this money?"
WeChat has added ghost groups, and if there are other moths, He Wei will not be surprised.
"I've forgotten about this, but, you should be able to spend it, you've all entered the dungeon group, maybe there will be adventures in the future, you're a big opportunity, I've read a lot of novels, such as the very popular one to send a WeChat to heaven?
Wang Hao's words woke up He Wei, yes, maybe I can use it in the future, maybe I should study this WeChat ghost group more.
"Okay, then I'll keep it, what are you doing now?"
"What can I do, find a job, the boss told me, I died in a car accident at such a young age, it was a horizontal death, and the yin life can be long, at least I have to stay in the underworld for 100 years, I can only work hard to make money to buy time, so that I can be reincarnated in advance!"
"What, Yin Shou? 100 years, if I go, I may not be able to live so long in the yang world, and I can still make money to buy reincarnation time, it's amazing. He Wei looked surprised and curious, "Who is the boss, Lord Yama? You still talk to this kind of big boss? Since money is so important, then I will return the 200 to you! You should be reincarnated early." ”
"T_T cry, how can Lord Yama talk to a little minion like me, let me tell you this, the following is the same as the above, it is also divided into regions, according to the household registration, as soon as I died, after entering the group, I was immediately pulled into the small group by the regional boss, and explained all kinds of matters to me. ”
"Also, you can take the 200, this is a free distribution of new ghost reports, there are all in the first three months, 1000 per month, living expenses, and you have to earn it yourself after three months. Also, this Yin Shou, 1,000 yuan is equal to one day, and your two hundred is not enough for 2 hours, not that bad. ”
1,000 yuan a day, 360,000, hey, a lot! 100 years, that's 36 million, damn, this number, I don't dare to think about it in my life.
He Wei typed embarrassedly: "No, so much!"
"That's it, I'm resigned to my fate, just stay in the underworld, I can't make so much money anyway! I won't tell you, I went to the interview, I hope to find a good job, and I have to solve the problem of food and clothing!"
Feelings, if you die, you still have the same life as now! He Wei sighed, and then began to ponder the WeChat group.
What else can this do but chat?
I'm dizzy, it's just a group, what else can I do besides chatting, private chat? Please, those are ghosts, how can I talk!
By the way, where did the money collected in the red envelope just now?
When the wallet was opened, there were two lines of numbers displayed on it, and the one on it was 8.88, which was sent by Jiang Jun when he was playing with him, which means that it was sent to the hair. The following is 200MB, which was obtained from the red envelope just now.
How to use this money? Recharge, withdraw, there is no other option!
After tossing for a long time, He Wei gave up with a frustrated face, and he didn't understand it at all.
Hey, there's news again!
"He Wei He Wei, I successfully pulled the interview, and now I go to work, and I have a computer, so I can chat at any time. ”
It's Wang Hao, this product just said to go to the interview, and he actually started to work at this time, it's really fast!
Papapa-type: "Congratulations, what are you doing?
After sending this sentence, He Wei's face was very strange, he never thought that he would chat with ghosts one day, and it was this kind of normal chatter.
It's not scary, it's scary that he himself seems to have gotten used to it a little bit and isn't scared at all, as if he's not talking to a ghost.
"Taobao customer service, monthly salary 2000, oh, this is the internship salary, after the regularization, there will be 3000. It's not bad!" Wang Hao's voice was very soothing, and he didn't expect to find a job all of a sudden.
Raising his eyebrows, He Wei asked curiously: "Taobao? The underworld also has this, what do you sell?"
"Of course, it's said that the bottom is almost the same as the top, what I'm selling here is, uh, I really don't know, I just joined the company, and it's not clear, wait for me to log in to the interface to take a look!"
After waiting quietly for a while, Wang Hao sent a message again, full of exclamation marks on the screen, and it took a long time to see the words.
"!!!! me, guess what's I'm selling! ”
"What are you selling? Are you so exaggerated? Is it, sex toys?" He Wei said with a wicked taste.
"What are you kid pretending to be, yes, yes, uh, how do you say it, skills? talent? Oh, I'll just name you a few names, there are advanced English, advanced French, advanced piano skills, top piano skills, top hacking skills, junior business acumen, intermediate business acumen, advanced business acumen and so on and so forth. ”
At this time, not only Wang Hao was surprised, but even He Wei's eyes widened in shock, this kind of thing can be sold!!