Chapter 365: Not wearing safety pants

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Lilith has a good eye, at least in terms of appearance, this mechanical keyboard is very much in line with Lu Fan's taste.

Lu Fan couldn't help but put his hand on it and tried two lines of words.

Unexpectedly, he only pressed it a few times, and a letter was directly pressed.

The newly bought keyboard turned out to be broken!

Lilith was watching from the sidelines, still talking about how this keyboard was, how she came up with the idea of buying this one, and she was immediately embarrassed when she saw this scene.

"I code too many words, and my fingers have been honed into iron fingers. Lu Fan laughed, picked up the letters that fell out again, and pressed them on the keyboard, "It's the hand that moved the keyboard first, it has nothing to do with me!"

"Poof!"

Lilith was amused, and the previous embarrassment disappeared a lot.

"I'm sorry, I didn't expect them to send me a defective product, what about your computer, borrow it from me. ”

"In the study. ”

Lu Fan brought Lilith into the study, and Lilith used Lu Fan's computer to find Ali Wangwang, log in, and find the store.

"It was the class leader who taught me to shop online, and I have to say that Taobao is really very convenient. ”

Lilith snapped and communicated with the store's customer service.

The more she typed, the more angry Lilith became, and after a few minutes of typing, she was already gritting her teeth in anger.

"The other party doesn't give you a return, right?" Lu Fan couldn't help but say, "If you don't change it, you can change it, in fact, I don't lack a keyboard now." ”

"No, it's not a question of whether you lack it, it's that he sold me a defective product but he said it and pushed the responsibility away, ah!

Lilith was so angry that she was about to smoke.

What's even more angry is still to come, the customer service was still looking for all kinds of excuses and reasons at first, but later, as Lilith's words became sharper and sharper, the customer service became impatient and simply didn't even look for excuses.

"Bichi, I won't give you a refund, what's wrong, you have the ability to bite me!"

The customer service arrogantly typed out such a line of words.

"it, cow!"

Lu Fan really admires this customer service, don't want it, people with this quality should be pulled out and trampled to death on the ground.

"Okay, I'm going to bite you, and you report your address. ”

Lilith was so angry that she slammed her fist on the computer desk.

"Haha, Bichi, the old lady lives in No. X, Unit X, XX Community, X City, X Province, if you have the ability, you can come here, the old lady is playing you to death. ”

This is a provincial address.

"Okay, you wait for me. ”

Lilith typed these words and directly logged out of the account.

"Lu Fan, lend me your car. ”

Lilith stretched out her hand directly to Lu Fan.

"Are you really going to 'bite'?"

Lu Fan said with a smile.

"Since she invited me so 'enthusiastically', how could I be so embarrassed to refuse her kindness!" Lilith gritted her teeth, "I'll bite her to death!"

"Good, with personality, I like it. Lu Fan directly handed the car key to Lilith, "Love to drive as long as you want." ”

"I'll go back and bring you a new gift. ”

Lilith took the car keys and the mechanical keyboard and walked out.

"This Lilith, with such a personality, what is her origin?"

Lu Fan couldn't help but think about it.

Because of the online purchase of a defective product, after being arrogantly and unreasonably scolded by the customer service, he directly had to cross the province to do people, this kind of willfulness is similar to the last time he went abroad to beat a small stick.

"Could it be that this Lilith is also a master like me, hidden among ordinary people?"

For the first time, Lu Fan became interested in Lilith.

If that's the case, then he and Lilith will have a lot of common language.

Three days later, Lilith returned with a new mechanical keyboard.

"What did you do to her?"

Lu Fan asked.

"I don't think she'll ever dare to say a dirty word again. ”

Specifically, Lilith didn't say, but it is estimated that she will definitely choke people enough, and she will no longer dare to swear, which is not something that can be done with a slap in the face.

"Do you know martial arts?"

Lu Fan plans to probe Lilith's bottom.

"No, it won't. Lilith shook her head, "Martial arts are Huaxia things, I've always wanted to learn it, and now I can only learn taekwondo." ”

Taekwondo?

"I happen to know a little bit of Chinese martial arts, why don't we learn from each other?"

Lu Fan said again.

"You even know martial arts!" Lilith's eyes lit up, "You can be literate and martial, no wonder they all call you a great god." ”

"Do you want to practice?"

"Good. Lilith took a pose, but looked down at the skirt and lowered her hand, "Lend me a pair of pants to wear, I don't wear safety pants, I heard them say you have women's clothes here." ”

"・・・・・・" Lu Fan stretched out his hand and pointed to a room, "It's inside, go change it, but it doesn't necessarily fit." ”

"It's not good if it doesn't fit, it affects my performance. After Lilith went in, rummaged for a while and came out again, "No, it really doesn't fit." ”

"Well, next time, when you're wearing your pants. ”

"No, I'm very interested in Chinese martial arts, I can't wait to fight, I want to see if Bruce Lee's kung fu is real. Lilith swept her gaze at Lu Fan, "Why don't you take off your pants too, so it's fair if we both go naked." ”

Burst!

Lu Fan almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

"Just kidding. Seeing Lu Fan's expression, Lilith chuckled, "Otherwise, I'll go back and change my clothes, let's go to the stadium to practice, there is a venue there, don't break things at your house." ”

"Good. ”

At that moment, Lu Fan and Lilith set off together.

Lu Fan went to the gymnasium to wait first, and after a while, Lilith changed into a white practice uniform and arrived.

When the two of them set up a duel in the gymnasium, the entire gymnasium was shocked, the blonde and blue-eyed girl and the student PK of the school, which has never happened in the history of Mizuki University.

Taekwondo is a flashy flower fist embroidered leg in Lu Fan's eyes, but this time, Lilith changed his opinion.

Lilith punched and kicked, it was really powerful, it was a real kung fu that could really break people's tendons and fractures, not some silver-like wax gun head.

"Lilith's hands and feet don't have calluses, and she doesn't look like a person who has practiced hard, but her kung fu is so good, could it be that she is really like me, because she has super energy and her physique has improved, so she will be like this?"

Although Lilith performed taekwondo from beginning to end, her speed, strength, and reflexes all frightened Lu Fan.

"Is this Huaxia Kung Fu?

When Lu Fan was speculating about Lilith, Lilith was also speculating about Lu Fan.