"Say it to me again, fuck-a-dog!"

“fake-a-duck！”

In the splendid dormitory, a young man sits on a chair in front of the bed, patiently teaching the young princess. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

But the content of his teachings is really debatable.

The little girl sat on the big bed, her ruby eyes widening. She wore a long lace dress woven for her by the finest tailors, and two small and lovely hands rested on the hem of the skirt, babbling. Her long blonde hair was tied up by a strip of pink satin, which was tied into a delicate bow.

The various colored gemstones hanging next to the bed curtain, each one of which is worth a fortune when taken out. The huge dormitory is filled with a dazzling array of rag dolls. The mirror frames on the walls are studded with night crystals, and when night falls, the entire dormitory is lit up with a shimmer of different colors.

It can be seen that the person in charge of decorating this dormitory did everything in his power to make it look like a fairy tale castle, just because the person who lived here was the most beloved daughter of the king of the seventh kingdom of the Holutia Alliance.

At this moment, the moon was sinking outside the window, and the entire castle was under the strictest patrol of the guards.

"No, no!"

The boy hurriedly waved his hand, and the seventh princess, Lia, had just been able to speak, and her voice was milky, causing her pronunciation to be completely out of shape—"It's fuck-a-dog-f-u-c-k!a!d-o-g!"

“fuck-a-dog！”

Finally, thanks to his tireless efforts, Leah, the princess of the kingdom of Tarun, finally learned another unpleasant phrase.

The little girl tilted her head and stared at the boy puzzled: "But what does this mean?"

"This is a common saying in the ancient Xibe language, which translates: Charge, my knights!"

Lin Qiu's face was not red and his heart was not beating.

To be honest, he didn't know anything about the Xibes, but he still told Ria that there was an endless sea behind the mountain in the distance, and at the end of the sea there was another mysterious continent on which the Xibes lived.

The Xibe were both the most optimistic race and the bravest warriors on the battlefield, inventing a myriad of inspiring old sayings, including "Assi", "Curry Giving", and "Fuck-a-Dog".

These are the slogans that have been passed down by the Xibe people for a hundred years.

Whenever he said this, Leah would look at him with admiration and longing.

This time was no exception, as Leah's eyes lit up, and her eyes looked at the mountains in the distance. Her father told her that the mountain had kept Herutia safe from enemy invasion, and that she had not been there once since she was born - not even the castle.

But now, she can finally hear the rumors about this continent from other people's mouths, and she knows that there is another fighting race on this continent called the Xibe!

"Alright, Your Highness the Princess, that's all for today, please rest early. ”

Lin Qiu lowered his head, pretending to be sorry for something else. In fact, he was about to hold back his internal injuries when he held back his laughter, so he really had to hide his expression in this way, so as not to laugh out loud in front of the princess.

- Imagine that one day, the majestic princess of the Seventh Kingdom would come to the battlefield, raise her arms surrounded by countless knights, and shout, "fuck-a-dog!"

What a magnificent picture it would be.

Seeing that Lin Qiu was leaving, Liya quickly got up from the bed and grabbed Lin Qiu's trouser leg hard: "Today's story!"

Facing Liya's stubborn eyes, Lin Qiu sat down helplessly. He does have endless stories, before he crossed over, in addition to studying hacking techniques, most of the rest of his time was spent on anime, from Conan, Naruto to Luffy, if you want to tell all those stocks to Leah, I'm afraid I can't finish it for three days and three nights.

But now is not the time to tell a story.

"Mr. Tyr, what happened to Luffy?"

Seeing that Lin Qiu didn't speak, Liya shook his arm and urged.

If he's not mistaken, he should have talked about the plot of Magnetic Drum Island last time.

"So let's change the story today. ”

Leah asked curiously, "What's the story?"

"The story of a king. ”

Lin Qiu's voice fell, and there happened to be a sound of footsteps outside the window. These days, there are more guards in the castle, and when night falls, the guards with torches begin to patrol the huge castle, and the whole king seems to be shrouded in slaughter.

A gust of evening breeze blew in outside the window, and Liya obediently lay on the bed, covered with a quilt, and looked at Lin Qiu expectantly.

The story Lin Qiu told her was never bad.

"The story begins a long, long time ago. There was once a brave and warlike lord who, at the behest of the Church, led hundreds of knights to the frontier to meet the enemy. Although the knights under the lord's command were highly skilled in martial arts, and the lord was also proficient in strategy, he faced too many enemies - if he fell one, he would meet ten, and even if he killed ten, there would be a hundred left...... In short, this army of more than a hundred people was quickly swallowed up by the soldiers of the enemy country. ”

"When the Church heard the news of the loss of the frontier, they did not send reinforcements and abandoned them as outcasts. The war lasted for ten years, with countless casualties on both sides, and one day, the leaders of both sides finally realized that such a war was just a meaningless attrition and stopped fighting. ”

However, the lord did not die in the war, and he and the remnants of his knights founded a village, which was held in a dangerous position on the border for ten years. After the war, he felt that he had not fulfilled his mission and had no shame to return to the church, so he stayed here and led the remaining knights to develop the village into a town. Because of the abundance of goods at the border, and the fact that there had been no war for a long time, the lord who had hoarded considerable supplies was no longer satisfied with a city, and he wanted to establish a kingdom on the border, which would be stationed in his name forever to thwart the invasion of the enemy for the rest of his life. ”

In his old age, the lord, who had never been interested in running a family, finally gave birth to a girl, and since it was his only child, he regarded this girl as the pearl of his palm. However, it was precisely because of the birth of the girl that the foundations of the kingdom began to waver. According to Herutiah's custom, the throne of the king could only pass to the eldest son. As a result, the subordinates who originally followed him with one heart had two hearts, the knights who held the military power, and the great nobles who stood at the pinnacle of power, everyone began to covet the throne. Finally, one day, they want to plot to get rid of the kingdom......"

Lin Qiu came down, and this seemingly thriving castle was full of gunsmoke.

"That'...... Did the king die later?"

Leah lowered her eyes and looked a little sad.

"I don't know. ”

"Huh?"

Leah froze. This is the first story that Lin Qiu has finished, but it is also the most anticlimactic, and the ending with "I don't know" is unacceptable to her.

Liya sneered: "Teacher Tyr, tell me quickly!"

"Huh...... If no one saves him, he will be dead. ”

Betrayed by his most trusted henchmen, and defenseless against the enemies of the entire castle, no matter how brave and good the lord is, it is impossible for him to survive.

"There should be a lot of people like this who want to save him, right?"

Leah asked, unrelentingly.

Lin Qiu knew that if children of this age could not get a romantic ending, most of them would have trouble sleeping.

"And do you want someone to save him?"

Leah nodded vigorously.

"Okay. The story ends like this: when the king is at the end of his mountain, a mysterious knight who descends from the sky appears and helps him fight off the rebels, and the king, queen and princess live happily ever after. ”

Lin Qiu scratched his head and changed the end of the story to an ending that conformed to the style of a fairy tale.

"Assi!"

The little girl on the bed immediately cheered - when Lin Qiu taught Liya this sentence, she told her that this sentence represented "Great!"

When the Xibe people are very happy, they will raise their arms and shout, "Assi!"

Lin Qiu smiled: "The story is over, it's time to go to sleep, right?"

He could only sigh that a little girl of this age was really foolish, and she didn't ask much about the abrupt knight, just bent on pursuing that fairytale ending.

"Teacher Natyr...... See you tomorrow!"

"See you tomorrow!"

Lin Qiu rolled out of the window, skillfully avoiding the guards' gaze, and rushed towards the market outside the castle.