Chapter Ninety-Five: The Eight Kings Are Shameless
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Ye Tianyi was still unfinished, and scolded a few words unhappily, and then slowly retracted and trampled on the heel of Su Zhongtang's chest.
Then, he raised his head and looked at Su Xiuxiu.
There is no doubt that Su Xiuxiu is indeed beautiful and beautiful, and Zhong Lingyu is beautiful.
Compared with three years ago, there is less silk and more mature.
The most commendable thing is that I don't know if it is the reason for practicing Confucianism and Taoism, her temperament is very elegant, with a fresh breath of books, which makes people forget and bathe in the spring breeze.
However, Ye Tian's gaze did not stay on her too much, and he had already moved to Su Meimei unconsciously.
In comparison, Su Meimei is immature, and her appearance is far less noble than Su Xiuxiu.
But Ye Tian just likes her innocent and lively, eccentric, not to mention that they have hooked up with each other.
"Daughter, let's see, what is the difference between this Ye Tian's character and that of a ruffian!"
Su Zhongtang, who was supported by several subordinates, was furious and said: "Fortunately, you quit the marriage early, otherwise you were deceived by such a treacherous scoundrel and really married him, but I will regret it for a lifetime!"
As he spoke, he spit out a few more front teeth, and his sad appearance was really pitiful.
Seeing her father's tragic situation, Su Meimei's dark and shining eyes in the crowd behind her blinked, revealing a sense of ghostly spirit, and there was no worry or heartache at all.
It can be seen that she is also a daughter who has no heart, and she has been raised in vain!
"Ye Tian, you are dissatisfied with my divorce, what can you do against me, why do you want to bully my father?"
Su Xiuxiu frowned and said angrily.
"I ......"
Ye Tianzheng wanted to explain the truth of the matter and ask for a dowry, but was interrupted again by Su Xiuxiu, who was in anger.
"I know what you're thinking, it's just that you can't accept my divorce. β
Su Xiuxiu said: "But you are no longer the pride of heaven back then, you have been delayed for three years, and I am a Confucian and Taoist genius now, we are too far apart, and there is no good result when we are barely together." β
"So what about ......"
In his heart, Ye Tian really didn't want to explain.
He really wanted to see how powerful Su Xiuxiu was today, and whether he could compare with Su Zhongtang!
"Since you don't give up, then okay, today I will set up two assessments. β
Su Xiuxiu took a deep breath and said in a tone of pity: "As long as you can pass the two assessments, I, Su Xiuxiu, will continue to recognize you as my husband, and I will never say anything about divorce for the rest of my life." β
"Su Xiuxiu, my brother ......"
Ye Hongsleeve was about to interrupt, but was suddenly stopped by Ye Tian waving his hand.
Although he slapped Su Zhongtang in the face today.
However, Su Xiuxiu's domineering and charity tone made Ye Tian even more angry.
This may be the original owner's unwillingness to make trouble, wanting the current Ye Tiantian to win Su Xiuxiu once and make Su Xiuxiu realize the gap between them.
"I don't know what kind of assessment Miss Xiuxiu has put down, I really want to challenge myself. β
Ye Tian pondered and agreed.
In any case, he occupies this body, and the original owner's last wish must be fulfilled for him.
"Mama You......"
Su Xiuxiu glanced at the old woman beside her.
For some reason, hearing Ye Tian's cold and unfamiliar name, her heart was very uncomfortable.
"Ye Tiangongzi, Miss Xiuxiu has two problems for Childe to solve!"
Mama You said: "The first problem, the old slave has a pair of couplets written by Miss Xiuxiu herself, which is written by Mo Youchen, one of the four great heroes in the literary world, and is also one of the strange men that Miss Xiuxiu admires the most. β
Mama You took out a calligraphy and painting, and said: "If you can link up and down, you have passed the first level, of course, if you can't answer it, it can only prove that you and your Xiuxiu girl's preferences and interests are different, and they will not have a common language when they are together in the future." β
Although this is implicit, the meaning is obvious.
If you can't get a couplet, you will leave, it's not that Su Xiuxiu won't give you a chance, but that you don't have the ability to grasp it.
Ye Tian thought about many kinds of assessments, but he really didn't think of couplets.
It's also a relief to think about.
He is a genius of Confucianism and Taoism, and most of them usually deal with the four treasures of the study, so they will naturally test what they are best at.
A few subordinates around him intuitively brought a table and pen and ink.
"The wind and white clouds, the wind rings the clouds move the clouds to move, the clouds move to move the wind, and there are thousands of illusions. β
The upper half of the rice paper couplet, the handwriting is beautiful, each font contains a strange charm, whenever you look at it, the font seems to be open, like a flower in the fog, constantly changing.
Ye Tian wanted to turn over the corner of the rice paper, but it was extremely heavy, and the thin paper weighed more than a dozen catties.
Naturally, the paper cannot be so heavy, because it contains the tone of the Confucian font.
Ye Tian suddenly remembered an allusion.
It is rumored that a high-grade Confucian and Taoist master, a pen and ink weighs a thousand pounds, enough to crush an adult man alive.
What's more, when cultivated to a certain extent, poetry can rush out of the picture, turn into all kinds of terrible visions, sing war songs, and achieve a resonant melody with heaven and earth, so as to kill the enemy.
Such a magical profession is really unfathomable, no wonder it ranks second in the heavens and ten thousand paths, and it is only under the path of destiny.
"Ye Tiangongzi, you have been looking at it for a long time, have you ever made a couplet?"
Mama You asked casually, in her opinion, Ye Tian has been pretending, how can it really be right?
"I'll do it now. β
Ye Tian held the brush and danced in the blank space of the paper: "Green water and green mountains, water flows around the mountains and mountains do not turn, mountains do not turn and water turns, nine bends and eighteen bends!"
Because he neglected to practice pen and ink, his handwriting was crooked, like a tadpole and ugly.
But at this moment, no one laughed at him.
Including Su Zhongtang, Su Xiuxiu, Ling Yurong, Ye Hongsleeve and others, their faces were full of surprise.
Especially Su Meimei, if it weren't for everyone's eyes, she would definitely spit out her head Zen: Brother-in-law, you are too powerful!
"This first half of the couplet is made by Mo Youchen, one of the four great heroes in the literary world, Miss Xiuxiu can't make the next couplet after thinking about it for more than a month, how can you get it right at once? And it's so neat?"
Mama You stared at the distorted words on the rice paper in a daze, and was amazed for a long time.
"Good sentences are made by nature, and the magic hand is occasionally obtained, this may be the center of the underworld, if there is still time, change places, I am very difficult to come out. β
In fact, Ye Tian occasionally read this poem when he was in China in his previous life, and if it was changed to other couplets, he was afraid that he would have to make a fool of himself on the spot.
After all, he was not a dancer in his previous life.
Of course, he is not afraid, if he really can't come out, he will shoot the sycophants of the machine spirit at most.
The Jade Disc of Creation can import the data of the entire Huaxia, and with only a pair of couplets, the spirit of the instrument is naturally clear.
"I can't imagine that I haven't seen you for three years, and you are more sharp than before, without a trace of decadence!"
Su Xiuxiu was surprised, more complicated: "Ye Tian, you are lucky, but you may not be able to overcome the next problem." β
"Yes, I haven't seen you for three years, and you have changed, and you are no longer the simple little girl I once remembered. β
Ye Tian's face was also full of complexity and emotion.
"The so-called 100-year repair can be crossed in the same boat, and the millennium can be repaired to sleep together, and the love between men and women must pay attention to fate. β
Su Xiuxiu returned to her cold appearance and said: "I will now order someone to take a few items, which are mixed with one of my beloved things, if you guess correctly, it means that you have fate, since fate is destined, these worldly prejudices can naturally be abandoned." β
Ye Tian didn't bother to explain the curves.
After the dust settled, if he told Su Xiuxiu that the purpose of his coming here was not to renew the old friendship with her at all, but to withdraw from the marriage and ask for a dowry.
I don't know how wonderful the other party's face will be?