Chapter 274: Brain Hole Battle
In the face of gunpowder weapons, no armor from the era of cold weapons can be stopped.
Stannis poured fire frantically, in the face of this weapon that did not exist in the Western Continent, the Divine Seal was obviously not prepared in the slightest, it imagined that no matter how many soldiers there were, they were directly smashed into pieces by 7.62mm bullets, turning into countless fragments scattered all over the ground, and the black water that these people had died and turned into was even knee-high.
But Stannis is very leisurely, he even gave himself two speakers to play the dark metal rock of Northern Europe over there, which is very unqualified, and the god seal who has not heard this kind of music is suffering a double blow, which is also Stannis's revenge for the magic sound of his brain outside.
In order not to make his shoulders sore, he modified the machine gun slightly, so that the MG42 could automatically keep shooting without pressing the trigger, and with his hands free, he began to drink cold Coke and think about whether to change into a Scorpio and a 4K TV to pass the time.
Under the ravages of the Darktide music, the Divine Seal still painfully and persistently released the samurai, and its imagination, which had been buried for thousands of years, was greatly shackled, not to mention that it couldn't keep up with Stannis's other dimensional things, and it couldn't even imagine the latest black technology existing in the Western Continent.
"No!" Stanis, holding the handle, grumbled, "Your imagination is too barren, I could here for another day, and you won't just keep trying to mess with me with this kind of garbage." ”
"The howl of the devil crying wolf from your black box is going to blow my brain up, how can I imagine anything more powerful!" the woman looked like she was going crazy.
Stannis gave it a blank look, "It's that you don't understand this art~~"
Disturbed by the 'noise', Shenyin finally racked his brains to come up with a big killing weapon that could be placed in the death of Stannis, "Let you know the true horror! The ultimate nine-headed dragon from the abyss!"
The woman raised her arms and shouted, and a giant hydra large enough to cover the sky and the sun rose from its feet, and the woman stood on top of the head in the middle, looking invincible.
"Boom!"
Before it was three seconds old, a dazzling bright light flashed directly, and then with the hydra as the center, a mushroom cloud slowly rose.
"Big Ivan's power really lives up to his name. Stannis directly imagined that a nuclear bomb with the maximum yield was thrown on the head of the Divine Seal, and the nine-headed dragon that had just appeared for a short time was directly vaporized.
Stannis was lying on a beach chair and watching the spectacle leisurely, and he even added an extra-long straw to his Coke to get up too lazy, and a pair of sunglasses appeared on his face to shield him from the glare of the nuclear bomb explosion.
"Do you want a pair?"
He thoughtfully pulled out a pair of sunglasses and turned to Sasha and asked.
But the soul just smiled at him and waved her hand to show that she didn't mind.
Stannis shrugged, now he's looking forward to something in the next round, otherwise it's too boring.
The woman crawled out of the crater created by the nuclear bomb.
"This ...... What is this......" it asked with a shudder.
Stannis shouted at it, "It feels good to have a nuclear explosion with a nuclear explosion divine comedy!"
The Divine Seal was furious, it had not experienced great shame since the day it was born, and it was powerless to fight back when it was beaten by the other party in his mind!
"I'm going to let you know the true horror!" the woman opened her mouth, then began to alienate and gradually grow in size, finally becoming a legendary world-destroying demon dragon!
But this did not make Stannis, who had seen all the mother-in-law dragons, interested, "Make no mistake, it's a dragon again!" ”
Then he turned back to Sasha and said, "You have to sit down." ”
The woman asked curiously, "Sit down?"
Before she could finish speaking, she was secured to her seat belt and appeared in a sealed room, and Sasha glanced around curiously, spotting that it was filled with colorful buttons and control panels.
"Don't be curious, we're inside a Star Destroyer right now, and we're at 80,000 feet in the air, and that stupid dragon can't fly. ”
Dressed in the green uniform of the commander of the Imperial Star Destroyer, Stannis proudly spun around in the command chair, and then he slid his finger on the holographic panel in front of him a few times, and a cold mechanical female voice remembered, "Your Excellency, the target has been locked, and the weapon system has been authorized to launch." ”
"I should have thought of a Death Star. Stannis pressed the red button with a bit of melancholy, and the charged railgun was immediately fired, and the world was cleared.
When the lord and Sasha safely returned to the surface from the battleship in the landing plane, they found that the dragon had been covered in white smoke and stuck to the ground under the blow of the main cannon of the Star Destroyer, Stannis sniffed his nose and smelled the smell of barbecue, and then he had two more bottles of spice in his hand, one bottle of salt and the other bottle of cumin.
But the dragon was not dead, it wailed and opened its mouth before gradually returning to the woman's form.
Looking at this woman lying on the ground, unclothed, covered in bruises, and trembling, Stannis made his usual choice again.
Shenyin found that his body was tied tightly by a knotted rope again, only this time with a different trick......
"Anyway, you and I are trapped in my head, so let's have some fun first. Stannis rubbed his hands together with a lewd smile, and Sasha next to him didn't care about his performance.
"No, you monster, don't come near me!" Shenyin cried out in horror, and under a series of imaginary encounters, it had been completely crushed by his messy brains.
"Don't you~~ You came in on your own initiative, didn't you just say that you were going to kill me directly and gain control of my body, why did you admit it so quickly now, I haven't had fun yet!"
"No, I don't want your body anymore, let me out!" Shenyin shouted in despair, although it will not be destroyed, but there is nowhere to escape, if it can't get out of here, it can only be destroyed by this guy with a full of erotic thoughts over and over again.
Stannis was definitely not going to let it out, and now he was happier than ever, "You coward, play with me!"
With that, he waved his hand, and the entire room was covered with dense Erdman alloy plates, which meant that he would never let the Divine Seal leave his mind.
Then he blinked again, and the woman realized that she had an extra bunny girl's erotic lingerie on her.
"Now, let's start the second round~~"