Chapter 299: Civil Strife (8)
"TMD, don't let Lao Tzu know who is causing the trouble!" In the wooden house, the bearded man yawned with his mouth wide open, looking very sleepy, "Trapped Lao Tzu!"
Not only him, but the other four leaders in the room were also sleepy-eyed.
After three days of uninterrupted harassment by the three Leach, everyone in the cottage is now in a state of drowsiness.
Not to mention that the five leaders had no spirit and yawned for a long time, and even those who were in charge of standing guard were standing and suddenly fell to the ground, with a blue nose and swollen face.
For example, the two people standing at the door of the leader's hut at this time, if you look at it from behind, they are indeed loyal, but if you turn to the front, you will find that the two of them are closing their eyes tightly, making a slight shout, and after a closer look, they know that they used two slender wooden sticks under their armpits to fix their bodies, and they fell asleep standing there.
"If we go on like this, we have to go crazy...... "The tall and thin man nodded sympathetically, "I always feel a pain in my brain now, as if my blood vessels are about to burst, it's really uncomfortable......"
"Second brother, you finally said something human. "I'm not in the mood to take care of my little darlings right now, and I feel dizzy when I see them coming towards me." ”
Once again, he was called the "second child" by the viper man, if it was in normal times, the tall and thin man would have scolded him, but in his current state, he was in no mood to care about these things anymore, Wen Yan just glanced at the viper man and continued to sit on the chair and "nodded".
"It's not a big deal to be uncomfortable. The short-haired woman had a little crying in her voice, "But when I looked in the mirror this morning, I found that because I hadn't rested well in the past few days, I had several wrinkles at the corners of my eyes, and if I continued like this, I wouldn't be beautiful!"
After speaking, the short-haired woman approached the little man again, pointed to the corners of her eyes and said coquettishly: "Fourth brother, look, are there a lot of wrinkles here, do you think it's ugly?"
Although the short man did not behave as exaggerated as the other four, his eyes were also bloodshot, and when he saw the short-haired woman leaning towards him, even if he was always calm, he couldn't help but take several steps back in a row.
"I knew that the fourth brother was not good-looking. The short-haired woman was crying.
"I said Fifth Sister," the bearded man looked at the short-haired woman who was still in the mood to tease the short man at this time, "Can we stop talking about these useless things first, don't you see what has become of our village? If it continues like this, there is no need for the eldest sister to launch her plan at all, I'm afraid it won't take a few days for this place to become a den of madmen!"
"Of course I know what's going on in the village now!" The short-haired woman seemed to suddenly think of something very interesting, and burst out laughing, "Big brother, I heard a particularly funny thing today, someone actually fell asleep while eating breakfast, buried his whole face in the rice bowl, and almost drowned himself!"
Under normal circumstances, hearing such a strange story, the bearded men would definitely laugh loudly at the protagonist of the story, but obviously they were not in such a mood at this time, and they just pulled the corners of their mouths when they heard it, indicating that they had heard it.
"It's so boring!" the short-haired woman pursed her lips, "People finally thought of something to make everyone happy, so you just give me this reaction? Don't divert your attention, be careful that you are the first to go crazy!"
The bearded man smiled bitterly: "Fifth sister, if it's not my brother, I won't give you face, I really don't have that mood! I feel top-heavy now, and I don't even want to talk ......."
Since everyone was not in good spirits, the room became deserted after the bearded man finished speaking.
After a moment of silence, the short man took the lead in breaking the silence: "I think let's ask the eldest sister for help, I'm afraid we won't be able to think of any useful way just by relying on a few of us." ”
"Okay. The bearded man turned his head to look at the tall and thin man, "Second brother, I have to trouble you to run again tonight, you kid must not be lazy to sleep on the road, the brothers are counting on you!"
"Oh...... I try to ...... as much as I can."
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"How did you get like this?"
Seeing the tall and thin man again, Qin Guo was really taken aback.
The man in front of him, his hair was messy like a bird's nest, and he always seemed to be scratched by someone. The cheeks, which were originally quite full, were completely sunken in, the eyes were blank, the corners of the mouth were crooked, and he looked like he was about to die.
"Big sister!" After seeing Qin Guo, the tall and thin man seemed to have finally found support, and the grievances full of grievances had finally found a way to vent, and tears flowed out, "I'm dying!"
The tall and thin man's words frightened Qin Guo, and he hurriedly checked his body to see if he had any particularly serious injuries.
"Big sister, what are you doing?" the tall and thin man looked at Qin Guo's strange behavior with tears in his eyes.
"Didn't you say you were dying? Tell me where the injury is, and I'll give you medicine!"
The tall and thin man was greatly moved, and tears poured down like a flood: "Eldest sister, you are so good to me!"
"Don't talk nonsense," Qin Guo scolded, "Hurry up and show me your wounds!"
"No, eldest sister, you misunderstood, I'm not hurt!" At that moment, the tall and thin man told Qin Guo everything that had happened in the village in the past few days, "...... That's the way it is, everyone hasn't closed their eyes for three days in a row, and if you don't go over to help, big sister, everyone will go crazy!"
"That's it?" Qin Guo pushed the tall and thin man away angrily, "Isn't it just that you didn't sleep well, did you say it so miserably? Just now I thought that the village was served to someone, and you escaped alone!"
"How is that possible?" said the tall and thin man smiling sheepishly, "but it's really uncomfortable not to let people sleep......
"Hmph, if you want me to say, it's okay to let you suffer a little, after following me for so long, you can't even do such a thing, you deserve to be taught a lesson!"
"Big sister, please, if I don't invite you back, the boss will definitely beat me to death!"
"It's just right to kill you, and the world will be quiet when you are killed. Seeing the tall and thin man clasping his hands close to his chest, pouting and pretending to be cute, Qin Guo scolded with a smile, "Please don't disgust me, okay, a big man knows how to pretend to be stupid and cute all day long, aren't you afraid of being knocked on a stick?"
"How can I have!" the tall and thin man said aggrievedly, "I am only like this in front of the eldest sister, and other times I am very manly!"