Xiaodao: I have been watching Journey to the West since elementary school. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 infoOf course, I was not looking at the original, but the modern version. I still remember that edition was divided into two volumes, fifty chapters each, two very thick copies.

Later, when I was in high school, I read the original Journey to the West again. In addition, I have also watched film and television dramas adapted from Journey to the West, especially the 86th version of Journey to the West, and I am particularly impressed.

Although I have watched so many versions of Journey to the West-related works, I have a lot of questions in my heart. These questions have puzzled me for many years, and I have never been satisfactorily answered.

Here are a few examples:

First, Patriarch Bodhi clearly knew that Sun Wukong would cause a catastrophe, so why did he teach him so many supernatural powers? Is there any secret that no one knows about doing this? Not only that, but he also sternly warned Sun Wukong not to divulge his name. As for the reason for his expulsion of Goku, it is even more inexplicable.

In addition, in Journey to the West, all kinds of treasures are flying all over the sky, but Patriarch Bodhi doesn't even give Sun Wukong a decent weapon! Is it because Bodhi doesn't like Sun Wukong? Obviously not! Anyone who has read Journey to the West knows that Bodhi dotes on Sun Monkey very much, and the spells he taught Sun Wukong are all very high-level.

Second, Sun Wukong is happy in the lower realm, and even the earth immortals don't care about him, why should the heavenly court meddle in things? Could it be that no one among the earth immortals can control Sun Wukong? Obviously not. In the section of Wuzhuang Guan, Zhenyuan Daxian took Sun Wukong in one sleeve, which was extremely easy.

By the way, some people may say that the reason why Heavenly Court dealt with Wukong was because the underworld and the Dragon Palace sued Sun Wukong. But why does the underworld say that Sun Wukong's longevity is over? Sun Wukong learned the art of immortality from the Bodhi Patriarch, so what he should be facing is a 500-year catastrophe. However, he had only lived for more than 300 years, and the underworld said that his yang life was over! Could it be that the art of immortality passed on to him by the Bodhi Patriarch was fake? The Bull Demon King was older than Sun Wukong, right? The people of the underworld did not arrest the Bull Demon King, but they caught the young Sun Wukong!

Let's talk about the Dragon Palace: Sun Wukong borrowed a few treasures from the Dragon King, but he only borrowed a few garbage treasures, the best of which was just a golden hoop stick, which was still a piece of scrap iron that the Dragon King had left in the warehouse for many years. How rubbish this golden hoop stick is, it is clearly written in the original text of Journey to the West, so I won't elaborate.

Let's make an assumption: if it is not Sun Wukong who goes to the Dragon Palace to borrow treasures, but Erlang God, then what will be the attitude of the Dragon Kings? It is estimated that they will cry, shout, and beg Erlang God to accept all kinds of treasures. Could it be that Sun Wukong's skills will be worse than Erlang God? Who will believe this when he says this!

Since Sun Wukong's skills are at least not lower than Erlang God, then he went to the Dragon Palace to borrow the treasure to give the dragon kings a lot of face, what reason do the dragon kings have to sue Sun Wukong?

Third, when Sun Wukong was making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, why didn't a single earth immortal go to help? Didn't Zhenyuan Daxian have a good relationship with Yuan Shi Tianzun? Why didn't he take action? Not only did the earth immortals not help, but even the great powers of Yuan Shi Tianzun and Nuwa didn't take action. In the end, the Jade Emperor had no choice but to ask the Buddha for help! The original text of Journey to the West records: The Buddha made a bet with Sun Wukong, and the bet was the position of the Jade Emperor. In other words, if the Buddha doesn't make a move, or loses, then the position of the Jade Emperor is Wukong's.

So here's the problem: there is a big problem in the Daomen, and it is a bit unbelievable that he does not ask his ancestors for help, but goes to the power of Buddhism to solve the problem. Could it be that Daomen really can't deal with Sun Wukong? If that's the case, then Patriarch Bodhi's ability is too outrageous: just spend a few years teaching an apprentice to come out, and you can beat all the invincible opponents of Daomen!

But we all know that Sun Wukong is not really able to beat the invincible opponents of the Daomen. So what caused the great powers of the Dao Sect to watch Sun Monkey chaos in the heavens and force the Jade Emperor to have no way out??? what kind of secrets are hidden in this?

These kinds of questions have always bothered me. But my questions are far more than these, and my biggest question is about Sun Wukong's combat effectiveness.

When Wukong just returned from his studies, how strong was his combat power? In terms of fighting alone, only Erlang God can compete with him in the entire Heavenly Court. But the problem is that this Monkey King is not only very capable of fighting, but also very capable of being beaten, and his ability to resist beatings can be described by the word 'horror'.

Not only that, but his fighting persistence is also very strong, and he is really energetic, and the more he fights, the more courageous he becomes. So later, Erlang God and the others together did not beat Sun Wukong, and in the end, it was Taishang Laojun who made a yin move to catch Sun Monkey.

What happened later was even more shocking. After Sun Wukong jumped out of Laojun's gossip furnace, his skills rose sharply again, and this time even Taishang Laojun had no choice but to take him. At this time, Sun Wukong's combat power has reached its peak, and he has the upper hand when he challenges the entire heavenly court alone, if it weren't for the Buddha's action, even the position of the Jade Emperor would have been rushed by him.

Well, the above is Sun Wukong's combat power before he was suppressed by the Buddha in the Five Elements Mountain. So let's take a look at his combat effectiveness after becoming Tang Xuanzang's apprentice. Tang Xuanzang accepted Sun Wukong as an apprentice according to the arrangement of Buddhism, and then traveled all the way west.

The two of them walked to the Eagle Sorrow Stream and met the Dragon Prince, who ate Xuanzang's white horse without saying a word, and started to fight again after eating. Sun Wukong and the Dragon Prince came and went to fight for a long time, but then the Dragon Prince couldn't beat him and fled. In the end, Buddhism came forward and accepted the Dragon Prince to Xuanzang as a mount. A dragon son and a dragon grandson, can actually fight with Sun Wukong for a long time, and can still retreat with his whole body, is this monkey leaking? It's really scary to think about it.

Then they continued to walk, and met an unknown black bear spirit at the Guanyin Monastery. This black bear spirit can actually fight with Sun Wukong undefeated. The only thing he lacks is that he is inferior to Goku in terms of combat endurance.

What kind of person is Sun Wukong, that is the footsteps that make the gods of heaven fly and jump up. But if you drill out a black bear spirit at random, you can fight with him inextricably!

In the end, it was Guanyin Bodhisattva's helper, and then he subdued the black bear essence. Now let's assume that if it was the black bear spirit who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace back then, what would be the result?

The Bodhisattva captured the black bear monster, and the master and apprentice continued to travel west, only to meet Zhu Bajie. Coincidentally, this Zhu Bajie is also on a par with Sun Wukong. In the end, Sun Wukong still relied on good endurance to gain the upper hand.

Even so, he still couldn't kill Zhu Bajie, and he didn't catch him. In the end, how did Zhu Bajie surrender? It was because Sun Wukong inadvertently mentioned Guanyin Bodhisattva, and when Zhu Bajie heard it, it turned out that the person who had learned the scriptures had arrived! Only then did he choose to surrender.

Let's think about it, who was Zhu Bajie in his previous life? Marshal Tianpeng, just a leader of the navy. In terms of combat effectiveness, Zhu Bajie's combat effectiveness is too far worse than that of Nezha and Erlang God. is such a water army leader, he actually insisted on fighting with Sun Wukong for a long night, and finally even fell asleep, and Sun Wukong still couldn't help him.

Such examples abound on the westbound road later. For example, if you come out with a mount of whomever and whoever, you will be abused by Sun Wukong. I'm just thinking, is this Sun Xing of Buddhism still the Monkey King who made the heavenly court miserable back then?

The most obvious example is the section where the three borrowed banana fans: Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie fought for a long time, and they couldn't pick up the Bull Demon King. Later, the third prince of Nezha, who had high mana, came. Of course, the third prince didn't disappoint everyone, I saw him rush forward alone, and he beat a bull demon king with three strikes and five divisions by two, which was simply a complete rhythm. This description really puzzled me. Could it be that Sun Wukong's combat effectiveness is not as good as Nezha?

In order to solve these world-class puzzles that have been left for centuries, the psychologically shady Beimen Xiaodao decided to rewrite the well-known Journey to the West into a spoof web novel full of various calculations.

Journey to the West is a comedy work, and "Group to the West" is also a comedy work, which is a must!

Finally, let's talk about the setting of the novel, here, I will mainly talk about the setting of geographical location.

Many novels have their own geographical settings, and in this novel, there are also independent geographical settings. However, the setting of geography is not covered much in the beginning of the book, which is inconvenient for everyone to read, so I will roughly divide it here:

The Three Realms mentioned in this book, also known as the Pangea World, can be divided into the Heavenly Realm, the Earth Realm, and the Netherworld. Among them, the earth realm is also called the nether realm, and the netherworld is also called the netherworld or the netherworld.

The Earth Realm is the realm with the most living beings, and it is the space where mortals and all kinds of ordinary animals and plants live. However, there are also many earth immortals, demons and monsters in the earth realm.

Because the boundary is too large, it can continue to be divided into four continents, four seas and overseas fairy mountains. It should be noted that although the overseas immortal mountains are all immortals, they are also divided into the category of the earth boundary.

As for the Western Heavenly Elysium of the Buddha, it is another world. The worlds covered in this book are not only the Pangu World and the Western Heaven Elysium.

Again, in the text of this book, there is a more detailed geographical setting, and this trail thinks that it is more reasonable.

In addition, the settings of this book's character attributes and character relationships are different from other works, so please don't take it too seriously, and you will lose if you are serious.

Well, that's all for the prologue, I hope you enjoy the book.