Chapter 131: What to Do About an Unplanned Pregnancy?
The eyes of the daughter king were full of brilliance, and the pretty boy in front of him not only had the ability to move mountains, but also had such a graceful demeanor. It seems that it is time to find a 'queen' for the daughter country......
Long Xiaobai didn't know that the queen he wanted to push was thinking about accepting herself, but she turned over and got off the stone tablet.
Then he shook the purple bamboo and white dragon sword, and the tip of the sword went straight to the stone tablet.
"Ang!" a dragon groan sounded, and the dragon sword was instantly entangled by a small dragon.
"Brush brush brush ......" The little white dragon moves with the sword, as elegant as a dancing sword.
The scene was silent, and everyone looked at the handsome and scumbag pretty boy blankly.
"Bang!" the dragon sword was put away.
Long Xiaobai waved his sleeves, and the stone tablet was suddenly swept by a strong wind. After the wind died down, the neat lines of handwriting were revealed.
"Huh~ paralyzed! Fortunately, Long Ye is not an ordinary person now. Otherwise, the dog crawling words before wearing it won't make people laugh off their big teeth?"
The daughter king walked over slowly, looked at the handwriting carved by a small dragon on the stone tablet, and read softly: "What should I do if I get pregnant unexpectedly? No surgery, no surgery, no pain, go with the treatment, and solve your worries in minutes. What are you waiting for? Abortion will come to Juxian Nunnery, your trustworthy place!"
"......" The girls looked confused again.
"Hahaha, Queen, and the girls. I've gone beforehand, and you guys study it slowly. ”
Long Xiaobai also felt that it was almost over, and it was better to want to catch it. The auspicious clouds flashed under his feet and disappeared into the sky in an instant.
"Good!good!" the daughter king suddenly called out three times in succession, 'yes'.
"Good words?" asked the Taishi weakly.
"Good...... Shameless!"
......
"Hahaha!Master, Brother Pig, are you okay?" The little white man had not yet arrived, and the laughter came first.
But before he entered the door, he saw a flower in front of him, and Sun Wukong appeared in front of him.
"!"
"Ahem...... Xiaobai, something happened!" Sun Wukong scratched his ears and cheeks.
"Hmm, what's wrong, Master was captured by a monster?" Long Xiaobai frowned, wondering if the scorpion spirit was too anxious.
"Alas, it would be nice if we were taken away!" Sun Wukong looked distressed and said: "The spring water we worked so hard to get is not working!"
"What, doesn't work?" Long Xiaobai flashed into the room and found that Sha Seng was waiting for Tang Seng to drink water.
"Xiaobai~You're back~" When Tang Seng saw Long Xiaobai, he seemed to see his relatives, and the other party was still a little uncomfortable.
"Hurry up~ Quickly give your little whip to the teacher, and teach the teacher a lesson to that pig's head!" Tang Seng got up from the bed with difficulty.
Long Xiaobai almost didn't laugh when he saw it, and at the same time he was surprised: "This Zimu River water is too fast, right?"
I saw that Tang Seng's belly was already bulging, and he looked like he was four or five months pregnant.
Looking at Zhu Bajie again, he was looking at the roof with blank eyes, holding the boss's stomach and muttering something.
"Master, don't be impatient, don't move the fetus. Long Xiaobai hurriedly helped Tang Seng back. In other words, Zhu Bajie's current appearance is pitiful enough.
"Alas, they all complain about the pig's head! It's so hard to hurt the teacher!" Tang Seng sighed with a sad face, and he was angry.
"That's enough!" Zhu Bajie suddenly sat up and stared at Tang Seng with a pair of pig eyes.
"You're shameless! I'm like this, and you're still trying to beat me, I'm Nima! If I hadn't been carrying you all the way! I'm tired of you, shameless old man!"
"it, rebellion?" Long Xiaobai was startled.
"Zhu Bajie! you! you! you...... Uhh
"Ho ho it! Is it easy for me to be an old pig? Ahh......h I'm dead!" Zhu Bajie lay directly on the bed and cried. The one who cries is called earth-shattering!
"Alas~ Little junior brother, think of a way~ Master's belly is big again. Sha Seng covered Tang Seng with a quilt and said with a sad face.
"Squeak~" Sun Wukong stretched out his toes and gently kicked the door open. With a blank face, he clasped his hands and stepped in. Then the door closed with a heel "bang!"
Zhu Bajie stopped crying, and everyone in the room felt a sense of evil.
"it! The monkey is going crazy!" Long Xiaobai's heart jumped, seeing such a Monkey King for the first time. It seems to be bland, but in fact it is annoying.
I saw Sun Wukong walking slowly to Tang Seng's bed and glancing at Sha Seng.
How eye-catching the sand monk is!
"Bajie is right, Master is sometimes too shameless. So, let him suffer somewhat. Along the way, he didn't suffer anything, and he should have suffered. Moreover, Xiaobai also said before that his Buddha heart has begun to be unstable. As our master, the person hand-picked by the Buddha to learn the scriptures, the stability of the Buddha's heart indicates the success of the scriptures. ”
"Uh, Brother Monkey, can I understand that you are scolding Master?" Long Xiaobai was a little stunned.
Sun Wukong touched the tight hoop on his head, pointed at the unconscious Tang Seng and suddenly scolded: "This old shameless one! If I hadn't put a tight hoop on me, would I have been so aggrieved? Also! You don't know! When I first followed him, I wasn't allowed to fight this today, and I wasn't allowed ......to kill that tomorrow! I recited the hoop mantra at every turn!
The more Long Xiaobai listened, the more his eyes widened, and he looked like he was a ghost. At this time, Sun Wukong was like a resentful woman, chattering and accusing his master. Just now, he was cold, and now he almost jumps.
This one-sided scolding battle lasted for half a pillar of incense before it stopped.
"Whew...... It's so comfortable......" Sun Wukong sighed. In other words, he may be the most jealous of Tang Seng.
“......”
At this time, even Long Xiaobai was stunned, he didn't expect that the first thug who had protected Tang Seng would still have such a side.
"Lao Sha, it's your turn. Sun Wukong suddenly looked at Sha Seng and said.
Sha Seng shook his head and came back to his senses, glared and asked, "Senior brother, what should I do?"
"Scold, scold him, or what will you do with chewing your tongue behind your back?"
He was the only apprentice who had not been trained by Tang Seng along the way, and he suddenly understood.
Rolling up his sleeves, he walked to Tang Seng's bed, and said in an urn voice: "Master, I know that you haven't disciplined me, because my Lao Sha has been working hard and complaining. I can't say what you're not, but for the sake of the unity between our brothers and sisters, I'm ......"
"Drink...... Whoa!" A mouthful of yellow-orange-orange thick phlegm fell on Tang Seng's white face.
"Senior brother, is it okay?" asked the sand monk as he wiped his mouth.
Sun Wukong came back to his senses and nodded stunned. "But~Okay~"