54 comic masters
In the Kingdom of Hasha, Lu Li didn't expect that someone wanted his own life, and he chased him to the desert to kill himself, could it be that he was Wang Tianyu's person?
However, now is no longer the time to think about it, Lu Li looked around, it was not easy for them to escape. If there were no guns on the other side of the street, everything would be fine, but ......
Brother Mazi said that he was going to the United States and the United States to enjoy happiness, and several of the younger brothers around him were stunned, and the old eggplant looked at Brother Mazi and asked: "Brother Mazi, are you going to the United States and the United States?"
After the old eggplant finished speaking, Brother Mazi's sinister face leaked out, and he pointed a gun at the old eggplant and shouted: "You are stupid! Who should you ask is me or them?"
Seeing that they were not united internally, Lu Li looked at the old eggplant and said: "Killing people is illegal, but pranks are not illegal, so don't let him embark on the road of breaking the law and committing crimes!"
"That is, the king is right, old eggplant, you must stop him, especially as a friend, you must help your friend to come back from the road of breaking the law and committing crimes. ”
Wang Fatzi also followed and said, these two people used to talk about cross talk at the New Year's Day party of elementary school when they were children, so they always cooperate seamlessly.
Seeing that the old eggplant actually started with him, Brother Mazi pointed a gun at the old eggplant and shouted, "Are you stupid? Just scare them that there will be three million dollars?"
When it came to three million dollars, the other brothers shouted in unison, "What? Three million dollars?"
Brother Mazi patted his head and sighed: "Damn, why did you say it!"
This Mazi brother just told them that after the matter is completed, they will get three million, and then they can eat and drink spicy food in Huaguo, and they can live as comfortably as they want. But he deceived everyone because he wanted to take all the money to himself.
"Mazi, you, you're actually ......"
"Three million each, shut up and kill them for me!"
Brother Mazi pointed the gun in his hand at the fat man who was jumping and jumping, and said that each person gave three hundred, and the five people brought by Brother Mazi, except for the old eggplant, the other four of them thought about it, and they finally chose to forgive Brother Mazi. Because, if the gun is not in Brother Mazi's hands, they will never tolerate Brother Mazi not being able to distinguish between the US dollar and the Chinese dollar.
The four of them stood behind Brother Mazi, only the tall and thin old eggplant was still standing still, Lu Li knew that the only hope in front of him was to rebel against this old eggplant with a big face.
Lu Li just wanted to give full play to the charm of his language, but the old eggplant looked at Brother Mazi with a dark face and said: "Brother Mazi, why did you go to the United States? And why did you lie to us? The bomb you took on the accelerator is really right? You hurt the accelerator!"
Old Eggplant is a righteous person, he looked at Brother Mazi, he didn't dare to imagine that he even sold his own brother for money!
Seeing this moment, the old eggplant was still stubborn, and Brother Mazi pointed a gun at the old eggplant and shouted: "Are you insane? If we kill someone, how can we go back to China? If we don't go to the United States, where can we go? Just don't kill people now, tell you, sooner or later, the accelerator will explain a few of us, and if we go back, we will die!"
After Brother Mazi finished roaring, Lu Li raised his hand and said: "Old eggplant, you are not welcome in Huaguo, I, King Hasha, declare that the righteous old eggplant is the third citizen of my Hasha Kingdom!"
After Lu Li finished speaking, Wang Fatzi was stunned, he suddenly came over and asked, "Brother Lu, why is it the third? shouldn't it be the second?"
"Shut up, the second one is Rhubarb, do you want King Ben to break his word?"
"Yes!"
"It's something, don't do it yet!"
After Lu Li finished speaking, Wang Fatzi nodded, seeing that Wang Fatzi suddenly made a move, as soon as Brother Mazi turned around, he habitually pulled the trigger towards the danger.
Bang!
A gunshot rang out, and a bullet flew towards Wang Fatzi. Lu Li shouted: "Wang Fatty!" He pounced on Wang Fatty.
Although Lu Li knew that this fat man usually likes to take advantage of a small advantage, and he also swept away his entrepreneurial wife, (although he threatened to return it to himself), but the two of them grew up together since childhood, you must know that the two orphans grew up together, this kind of lonely friendship, that is incomparable to brothers!
A bullet flew in, even Wang Fatzi was stunned, he wanted to dodge, but how could a person pass the bullet quickly?
Sou!
One hand instantly grabbed the bullet that flew towards Wang Fatzi.
Time, as if standing still in this moment.
"I'll rub, master!"
After Lu Li threw Wang Fatzi to the ground, he saw a huge praying mantis appear next to Wang Fatzi standing, and this praying mantis actually caught the bullet from Brother Mazi with one hand! This is really happening in Lu Li's world in the movie.
"Awards, awards, martial arts in the world, in order not to break quickly, my family has practiced mantis boxing for generations......"
Since you don't want to live, don't bother us, I'll kill you now, don't blame me for not talking about brotherhood!"
Seeing that the old eggplant actually helped outsiders catch his bullets, Brother Mazi angrily took the pistol and aimed it at the old eggplant. This time, the old eggplant didn't resist, and I don't know why, when the boss wanted to kill, the old eggplant couldn't help but take action.
Because the old eggplant feels that no matter how the times change, he is always a person in the rivers and lakes, although they are just a gangster, but the gangster must also have his own morality, this is what modern society calls professional ethics! After all, they are not murderers, and the gangsters run to kill people, and they are somewhat interlaced......
However, when Wang Mazi wanted to kill himself, he didn't resist, because, after all, it was his own boss, and for him, Lao Eggplant still had righteousness in his heart.
Bang!
A gunshot rang out, and the black muzzle was aimed at the old eggplant.
Just when Song Jiajia was screaming and sitting on the ground, Wang Fatzi's eyes were quick, and he was one step away just now, this time, hehe!
At the moment when he didn't think of the gunshot, Wang Fatzi grabbed Brother Mazi's legs, and he pulled it so hard that he knocked Brother Mazi down.
Brother Ma Zi would not have thought that he would be attacked on the ground, so he saw that his feet slipped, and after a miserable scream, Brother Ma Zi fell on his back, and behind him was the tall giant pillar cactus tree, and after a bang, the back of his head smashed directly on the giant pillar cactus, and several long cactus thorns stabbed the back of his head fiercely.
And at the moment when Brother Ma Zi fell, his gun also hit the sky full of burning clouds because of the tilt of his body.
There was a patch of blood on the ground, and Brother Mazi lay on a piece of sand like this, and he looked at the constantly changing fiery clouds in the sky with round eyes, and the flaming clouds were sometimes like stacks of dollars, and sometimes like the big farts of white-skinned beauties......