Chapter 21: The Next Hero, Deadpool
"Of course, are you really going to make this your home? Your boyfriend will be jealous. Charles looked at Gwen and Peter Parker with a sneer.
"Laura, help Gwen pack her things. Charles said to Laura, then lowered his head and whispered to Laura, "Remember, don't let her steal our treasure." ”
Gwen looked at Charles's funny, and saw that the atmosphere of parting was not made by Charles at all, shook her head lightly, and took away Laura, who understood that Gwen was going to leave here.
Spider-Man watched Gwen take Laura to Charles' room, and waited until Gwen disappeared from his field of vision before saying to Charles: "I really don't know how to thank you, you gave me a second life, it's so ......" Before Spider-Man could finish his words of thanks, he saw Charles stretch out his hand to interrupt him.
"Wait, Spider-Man, you see, your girlfriend ate with me before, lived with me, and was resurrected by me by the way, as a superhero, should you pay the bill, I only came back to life for the sake of your face, but it's never free, you have to pay a price. Charles saw that Spider-Man was in a daze, thinking that he didn't want to give, and continued: "Of course, if you don't want to give, Gwen can give it, but are you sure you want her to pay the bill?"
Spider-Man was stunned by Charles's forced payment, and before Spider-Man could react, Charles's eyes disgusted Spider-Man again, and he always felt that he had a piece of green on his head.
Shaking his head and throwing the strange idea out of his mind, he thought of the request that Charles had made just now, but he still refused Charles's request.
"I'm not going to blow up the White House. Charles looked at Spider-Man a little speechlessly, he was not a terrorist, and he was still a little unconvinced when he saw Spider-Man, and continued: "I won't blow up other things, and I won't do anything to hurt others." ”
"Don't worry, I'm not going to let you blow up somewhere or hurt anyone. It's just an exorcism, you have to give me something, let me feel a little comforted psychologically. Charles seemed to be afraid that Spider-Man would think that he would cheat him, so he made a slight analogy: "Let me tell you, the last time Iron Man took a little bit of something from me, he gave me a good price, and as a superhero, you should be able to give more." ”
Hearing the IOU and the person who contrasted it was Iron Man, Spider-Man's face was a little pale, as a poor ghost in the Marvel superheroes, Spider-Man is still just a poor student, his family is not good, and even his job is part-time, Tony Stark's financial resources are very different from him.
But he was too embarrassed to say that he would not give such a thing, so he had to ask weakly: "How much does this resurrection cost?"
"It's boring to count the money, you write an IOU or something, what will I do in the future, you can send it to me, remember to hurry up." ”
Charles said the price of making Spider-Man a little sluggish, delivery of food, wait, when did I become a food delivery, although I have delivered food for a while, but now it has not been delivered for a long time, no, I seem to have not worked for a long time, forget it, I am afraid that looking for a job again will also be food delivery, so promise him.
"Okay, is it just this condition? It doesn't seem to match Iron Man, is he the same?" Spider-Man couldn't imagine the feeling that Iron Man needed to deliver food, and Iron Man's personality was a little broken in his heart.
"He sent two steel suits, which is trivial to him, but it's a pity that your suit is not worth much, otherwise it would be good to give two. Charles looked at Spider-Man's clothes with a disgusted expression, "If it weren't for the fact that you ran very fast just now, I think you should be good at delivering food, otherwise you may really have to sell yourself." ”
"Okay, are there any other requirements?" Spider-Man felt that it was better for him to continue to communicate with people like Charles who made casual requests, not in the same frequency band, and the request to let himself deliver food was too weird, the last time he saw such a strange person was after he became a superhero again, that strange guy was even better than Charles.
"By the way, the style of your chat before is different from yours, it feels weird, is this just because Gwen died, you became decadent? Or is it because of what?"
"Oh, this is because I just met someone, Deadpool, do you know each other?" Spider-Man was a little speechless about Charles's words, he just thought of this person, Charles asked, but he still answered very honestly, but this answer made Charles flurry for a moment?
"Deadpool, I haven't heard of it, it sounds like a stage name, is he also a superhero?" Charles performed a wave of Marvel's first cannon that he didn't know, and then humbly asked about Deadpool's condition.
"Superhero, probably not, when I met him, he was chasing a man named Francis on the bridge, I stopped him, but he ended up cutting off his hand and ran away, but his way of speaking is quite interesting, and it feels quite in line with my previous state of mind, so I studied a little. Spider-Man thought that he seemed to have molested his girlfriend just now, and a cold sweat came out all of a sudden.
Spider-Man's words made Charles understand where the movie "Deadpool" has gone in this universe, well, the current Deadpool is likely to have just grown his hands.
Charles was very depressed when he heard the news, how many things was hidden by S.H.I.E.L.D., how many underworld kills by this guy Deadpool in order to find Ajax, and he hasn't seen a single news report, Charles feels that the plot of "Captain America 2" can start early, maybe he will immediately find that he is not far from himself is X-Academy.
Thinking of this, Charles was in a completely bad mood, if his house was next door to X-Academy, how chaotic it would be, those guys from X-Academy are lawless, their own house will not be demolished after "Captain America 2", Charles, who felt that he had set a big flag, quickly shook his head and extinguished his own idea.
Although he had a thought, Charles no longer had the desire to continue chatting with Peter Parker, and chatted with Spider-Man a little about what happened on the bridge, knowing that Deadpool appeared a few days before and after, the two of them fell silent, and Spider-Man in Peter Parker's state was quite boring.
Just as Charles had drunk his tea and Peter Parker was so bored that he was about to yawn, Gwen finally came out.