Chapter 35: Invisible Pretending
Damn, I buried a pit here waiting for me to jump!
He Wei was a little stunned in an instant, and sure enough, he pretended to be 13 and was struck by lightning, what should I do now?
Now admit that I lied last time, I don't have a girlfriend, just kidding, I will be laughed to death by this sister-in-law, and I was slapped in the face directly in front of so many people.
Admit it, where can I find a girlfriend to take to the wedding in a few days?
Pregnant!
found an excuse, He Wei immediately said: "I'm sorry, sister-in-law, my girlfriend still has to go to work, and she may not have time to attend the wedding!"
He Caichun's eyes showed a look, I knew it would be like this, you must be a deceitful look, she smiled: "The wedding is on the weekend, what, what does your girlfriend do? Won't you have to work on the weekend?"
He Wei immediately shook his head: "That's not necessary!"
"That's it, you just bring your girlfriend over the weekend. He Caichun's face immediately changed, with an expression that I welcome you to come, yes, you are welcome, and then slap you in the face.
"Well, I'm afraid she'll be embarrassed. He Wei made excuses again.
She said again: "Why are you embarrassed, haven't your parents seen your girlfriend yet, haven't they, if I heard my son say that he has a girlfriend, and he still posted that kind of thing upside down, I would have taken it home and seen it, what's the matter, your parents are not in a hurry?"
"Anxious, how can you not be in a hurry!" He Wei jumped into the pit again, his heart was already in tears, sure enough, that sentence was very right, if he told a lie, he had to use more lies to fulfill the lie, "Then didn't I tell my girlfriend to meet my parents? She was a little embarrassed and not ready!"
"What else are you going to prepare, doesn't she like you upside down, and she's not happy to go to see your parents, but, girls, are always thin-skinned. He Caichun had an expression that I understood, and when He Wei breathed a sigh of relief, his voice changed, "So you should bring her here for this wedding, with so many people here, she is not so nervous, it is a good opportunity to meet your parents, and ah, if she receives the bride's bouquet, it will be even more joyful, maybe your marriage will be soon!"
He Wei nodded without tears, and said helplessly: "Okay, I'll bring her when the time comes." ”
It's done! Ha, it depends on who you bring with you then, no, it's a question of whether you can bring it or not! He Caichun was very proud, and the pain of spending so much money just now also dissipated, "That's okay, I'll send you an invitation when I go back, by the way, the address is, do you still live at the foot of that mountain?"
Damn, deliberately! Saying in front of so many people that I live at the foot of the mountain is not explicitly saying that this kid is very poor and can't afford a house, so he still lives at the foot of the mountain.
Originally, He Wei didn't think of slapping his face with the house, he wanted to be the first to tell his parents and surprise them, who knew that he had to give a scare before he woke up.
Living at the foot of the mountain, this man buys such good furniture, but lives in an old house, and at the foot of the mountain, there are a lot of insects, isn't such good furniture for nothing? Everyone in the furniture store has been watching the battle for a long time, and if the situation does not allow it, they will all have melon seeds.
His face was hot, He Wei was glad that he had bought a house, otherwise he would have lost his old face.
He shook his head and said, "No, I'm going to move soon!"
Where are you going?" He Caichun sneered in his heart, but asked in surprise on his face: "You moved, where did you move, you are really right, and you won't notify me of such a big happy event as housewarming." ”
He Wei said very shyly: "No, I haven't moved in yet, I only moved today, and I haven't prepared to put the wine yet!"
The custom here is that housewarming is to set up wine, and those who come to drink must give red envelopes.
He Caichun's eyes flashed with suspicion, but she was a little uneasy in her heart, if it was fake, how could she say that she would move today, and she would not ask?
After hesitating for a moment, she still asked: "Yes, today, that's congratulations, when are you going to set up the wine, I will definitely go then." By the way, where is the new house?"
"It's in the county seat, and my parents are in charge of the wine, and I don't care. He Wei said with a flat face, but in fact, he pretended to be a big 13.
As soon as these words came out, everyone was surprised, they bought a house in the county, it was not a small amount, and there were some salesmen who had a spring heart.
He Caichun was also surprised, but she immediately laughed at the house in D county town is not cheap, how much does it cost, ten or twenty years in installments?"
You forced me to continue pretending to be 13, and you took the initiative to ask for a slap in the face!
He Wei sneered and said: "It's not much, 800,000, it's paid in one go!"
The whole audience gasped, paying off more than 800,000 yuan at one time, there is money!
The girl who moved her heart added a few more, and looked at He Wei with a cannibalistic gaze, the new house of more than 800,000 yuan she just bought, marrying him must have more face, and besides, this man looks quite honest.
He Caichun's eyes widened in disbelief, didn't you hear it right, more than 800,000 yuan? And paid it all at once, where did this kid get so much money, shouldn't it be a lie?
Not only He Caichun, but also a few old employees are skeptical, they are not young and easy to deceive little girls, you say you pay in full, these days, many men lie in order to get married.
He Wei continued to pretend, he raised the document bag in his hand with an innocent face and said, "Oh, I just bought it, and the contract is still here!"
This expression, and the contract, I went, what I said seemed to be true, I really just bought a house of 800,000 yuan, and I paid it all Wow! It's so handsome!
He Caichun's face is really green, looking at this situation, it should be true, how could it be! 800,000 yuan house, just bought? When did you make so much money!
You must know that when He Caichun married in the county, his husband was from the county and had a house by himself, and now, when her son got married, she bought a small two-bedroom house for her son to use as a wedding room, and such a small house with two bedrooms and one living room cost 300,000 yuan, which is still an empty shell.
After decorating and buying furniture, it will cost about 100,000 yuan, and the house will cost more than 400,000 yuan.
Just these more than 400,000 yuan are all the money that she and her husband have worked hard to save for most of their lives.
In addition, she also took out a loan of 200,000 yuan, no way, her son married a wife, a gift of 160,000 yuan, about 20,000 yuan in gold, and the money for the banquet.
All the money adds up, these are less than 800,000, but now, the brother she has always looked down on has actually bought a house in the county, and the purchase is paid in full, as far as the brother and sister-in-law have been staying in the countryside, the money is definitely not saved by them, even if they have savings, it is not much.
Could it be that He Wei earned it, no, my son graduated from college, He Wei doesn't have to borrow money to study, and then he dropped out of school and went out to work when he didn't have money to study, how can he earn so much money!
The more he thought about it, the more unbalanced he became, He Caichun said in a bad tone: "Where did your family get so much money?"
This is a naked question, have you done something bad, otherwise where did you get so much money.
He Wei sighed and asked rhetorically: "Can't my family have money? As for this money, it was not stolen by stealth anyway." ”
"No, sister-in-law doesn't mean that, isn't sister-in-law curious, what did you earn so much money, and I will also let Xiaoke do it when the time comes. He Caichun explained with a sneer, in case the source of the money is clean, she will be embarrassed by then, so she has to figure out what is going on before reacting.
If it was really earned, then she would definitely have to be cheeky and ask what she was doing, and then let her son do the same.
He Wei raised his eyebrows and quipped: "Brother Ke can't make this money!"
This is because I don't want to pull Xiao Ke, but also relatives, so stingy, He Caichun said angrily: "Xiao Wei, you have made money, why can't you pull Brother Ke!"
The onlookers became excited, Gao C is coming, how to fight back?
"Hey, it's not that I don't want to give Brother Lak, what I'm saying is true, this money, Brother Ke can't make it!" He Wei shook his head helplessly, and said with an expression that you misunderstood me, "This is the money I bought to win the lottery, so Brother Ke really can't make this money!"
The onlookers snickered, it turned out to be a winner, hehe, that's right, buying a lottery ticket, winning or not is not certain, so, I really can't make this money, it's not bad if I don't post it upside down.
He Caichun was stunned, and said with an embarrassed smile: "Then I really can't make this money, hehe, I don't know how much money you won?
"Oh, it's not much, it's just a first prize!" He Weifeng said lightly, "Millions!"
"Few, millions!!" He Caichun's eyes were about to fall out, with an expression of disbelief.
Not only her, but the jaws of the onlookers also dropped, no, she won millions of jackpots! Oh my God, I got rich!
He Wei's words as a sister-in-law were interrogative, and he said lightly: "8 million! But there are only more than 6 million left!"
Another wave of cold breathing, oh my God, so much money, more than 6 million, they have never seen it in their lives, let alone 6 million, 1 million nothing.
He Caichun almost fainted, isn't it, I won 8 million, God, my heart can't bear it, woo woo, why, why, why didn't I win 8 million, it's not fair!
was shocked by 8 million, she was in no mood to doubt whether the lottery was fake, and she only complained in her heart, how could she let a poor person win the lottery!