Chapter 0329 Rogue One woman is not enough
The blue man laughed awkwardly and said, "Silly woman, stupid woman! You are really confused! There are men who will only be jealous, can't they be killed and it will be over?"
Wang Nu scolded: "You are stupid? Kill a man, what should I do? Do you want to?"
The blue man smiled happily: "This one is acceptable, otherwise, killing a man will lose its meaning!"
"The real Nyima dog can't spit out ivory from his mouth! A man is so easy to kill, won't he die a long time ago? Can he still talk here?" I said angrily, "If you have the ability, kill me?"
The blue man had nothing to be polite about, so he showed the sharp claws on his hands, shook them and said, "I don't understand!
"Isn't it a poisonous blue light?
He shook his head, clawing at my head......
I flashed, and my sharp claws gripped at Wangnu's head mercilessly......
I just wiped it gently, but I didn't expect to grab a large pile of hair and float away in the wind, and there were still a lot of ...... left on my paws
A white scalp was exposed on the head of the Wang girl, like a crappy barber, and it was as ugly as a stalk......
She touched it with her hand and snorted loudly: "Pay for my hair!"
The blue man wanted to please the woman, and showed a ashamed smile: "I didn't mean to? Just blame the man next to you, who is trying to get rid of him?"
Wang Nu shook her body and coquettishly: "People don't care, you pay for it! If you don't have hair, you won't be beautiful!"
The blue man thought about it for a long time, spit out a wisp of sticky silk with his mouth, flew to Wang Nu's head, and casually used his hands to mess around a few times, and said, "Okay!"
Wang Nu touched it with her hand, filled the blank space, and by the way, pinched it into a handful, rolled a big bump, put it behind her head, and said: "I have become ugly, and I will hand it over to you in the second half of my life!"
The blue man did not refuse, and opened his mouth to the maximum...... Excitement came to my face......
Can such a guy also accompany a woman? Does Wang Nu's brain have a hairy life? As a doctor, don't you know that he is highly poisonous?
The blue man didn't care about this, and moved his gaze to the peony fairy's face and said, "Everyone has agreed, and I'm waiting for you now!"
Before the peony fairy could reply, my vinegar fire was about to burst out of my head, and I glared at my eyes and scolded: "Rascal!
The blue man laughed strangely: "Your wife is already dead! What do you think?"
The more I listened, the more confused I became: how could I die if it wasn't good?
Wang Nu stood on his side and spoke: "We saw it with our own eyes, the nun burrowed into her body and disappeared!"
This sentence caught my attention, and I scanned the body of the peony fairy several times with my fiery eyes, but found no problem, and said, "The nun may have gotten into the body of the magician?"
Wang Nu was not convinced, and shouted into my nostrils: "Magic man, hurry up and come out?"
The blue man laughed for a while, as if he was the smartest: "What a fool! Since he is a magic man, he does not have to be in one place!"
Everybody wonders, if a man gets into a woman's body, where will he hide?
The blue man dragged a long voice: "If a woman gets into a man's body, will she have any plans?"
I was forced to shout to my body, "Magic man, come out!
I thought it was going to pop out of my eyes, but I didn't expect it to flash and appear in the air......
The magic man faced the blue man, showed his fierce eyes, and said, "It's you who sow discord;
The blue man smiled: "And you? If all the women belonged to me, think about it, what would it be like to fall into the flowers?"
This was a great shame for the magician, who glared at his eyes and roared, "Die!"
I don't see the magician do anything, and the blue man flashes and disappears......
Wang Nu didn't shout and wait, but said: "It's good to be dead! A guy with a lot of poison also wants to have a lot of women! It's better to be a princess; needless to say, he is a fairy." ”
The magician flew over as if he had been stricken, and pointed at the tip of the girl's nose with the nun, shouting: "Die!
Wang Nu was frightened, and said good things: "I am on your side, the princess likes me so much, she may marry me, it is better to stay by his side!"
The magician pulled down his grim face: "You are not needed here!
My brain is dizzy: Usually the peony fairy talks to her, and she always likes to ignore it, why does she move so much liver fire?
When Wang Nu saw the problem, she knew better than anyone else: What is it like to leave a man?
The magic man issued a final warning: "If you don't want to leave, you can only die an ugly death like the blue man!"
Everyone was wondering if the blue man was dead......?
There was a flash in front of his eyes, revealing a blue man, two more heads on his head, a total of three, and he said unceremoniously: "Wang Nu can kiss the first head on the left, the magic man can kiss the one on the right, and the peony fairy can only choose the middle ......"
What is he? Doesn't know what to say, doesn't look at his ugly face, is covered in blue flesh, doesn't even have a fig leaf, and has three ghost-like urine jars......
Wang Nu didn't care about this, and stared at the magic man with angry eyes: "Isn't your ability very great......?
The magic man moved his gaze to the three ugly faces of the blue man, and scolded: "Three dog heads! Only one is true;
The three-headed blue man laughed and made a very ugly noise, howling like a boar......
The magician was red-eyed and shouted, "Die!"
I thought it was just moving my mouth, and I had to add: "Let him die an ugly death, uglier than a corpse!"
Unexpectedly, the gray belt flew out, quadrupled wide, and scattered, wrapped the three-headed blue man in the middle, took it back, and disappeared!
All of them didn't believe it, stared at the magician and asked, "What about the corpse?
The magician's eyes flashed, and they grew larger, revealing a picture: move, and the three-headed blue man appeared, dead in a latrine, with a belly full of feces and maggots, uglier than a corpse.
The Wang Nu couldn't help but cry out: "Fake! Where is the toilet?"
Of course, I had an idea: "The so-called latrine varies from person to person, and there is no uniform rule; maybe it really dies! A highly poisonous guy, let him live, it will only harm people, it is better to ...... it."
Wangnu looked me in the eye and said, "It's impossible for a magic man to do it!
I almost laughed my big teeth out and had to stare at it and ask, "What is a magic man?
Wang Nu didn't listen, and with a vicious gaze, she shouted at the magician: "Liar, die, I want to be with the princess!"
These words finally angered the magic man, and he inhaled with a vicious picture, and a strong wind swept Wang Nu in, and saw with his own eyes floating down to the edge of the latrine, staring at the three-headed blue man inside, and letting out a frightened cry......
In order to make me believe, the peony fairy must say again: "There will be no fake! She is the magic person you painted, and she will not deceive you by fooling anyone!"
This made me wonder a lot: if I am a magician, I may only do things that are beneficial to me, that I may not have such great skills, and that I will not be able to do many things!
The magician almost sucked me in, and after thinking twice, he endured this evil breath: "Master, the obstructor is gone, find a place to reunite with your wife!"
If you don't wake up, I almost forgot! He Xiangu seduces my soul and leaves me with many regrets! Now that I have my wife by my side, I might as well dedicate this love to her.
The peony fairy didn't shirk, stared at the magic man and asked, "Can you find a place for us?"
In the past, magicians would be very arrogant, but this time they did not hesitate to say, "Follow me!"
Will the fairyland she has created be as beautiful as He Xiangu? I am very much looking forward to it; although I am an old husband and wife with the peony fairy, I have not had a round house for a long time, and it seems very kind.
It's amazing, the three-headed blue man has turned into five, and a big door has opened under his body......
The magician stood by the door and shouted, "Come in and have a look, and if you are not satisfied, you can adjust it." ”
Of course, I have an opinion: "Who has ever seen such a fairyland, how can it be like a blue man;
The peony fairy said: "We can't live in what we have built, maybe this is the best fairyland." ”
I was skeptical, like standing at a crossroads, whether I could get in or not.