Chapter 1: Rebirth that has long been commonplace

"Get out of here!" a beautiful woman yelled at a young man who looked a little homely, and the roar could be heard throughout the school building, and I don't know why this beauty was so angry. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 ο½‰ο½Žο½†ο½

As soon as Zhu Li woke up, he heard someone yelling at him, which made him very puzzled, as if the voice of no one in his leadership was like this, but how could this voice be so familiar.

When Zhu Li opened his eyes, he saw a beautiful woman wearing a slim suit, but at this time, the beauty looked angry and looked at him angrily.

Zhu Li looked at the person in front of him, the more he looked at it, the more familiar he became, he always felt as if he had seen it somewhere, and finally, Zhu Li remembered, this Nima was not his high school homeroom teacher!

Zhu Li was stunned, what is going on, isn't he at home? Why is the head teacher here, besides, this age seems to be a little wrong. The head teacher looked at how he was so young.

Zhu Li slapped himself hard, and the strong pain told him that this was not a dream, and the person in front of him was real.

Temperament beauty, that is, Zhu Li's head teacher, Lin Fang watched Zhu Li slap himself hard, and was also startled, didn't he just yell at him, why is he like this, won't he be stupid. Lin Fang thought.

Zhu Li didn't notice the expression on Lin Fang's face, but was thinking about what the hell was going on. Zhu Li began to recall what had happened.

Last night, in order to celebrate his promotion, I specially invited a few colleagues in the company to go to karaoke.

Then sang at KTV for a night, and then confessed to a female colleague who had been in love for a long time, and everyone ended at three o'clock, and then the two went to open the room, and when the two were about to take the last step, they fell into a coma.

After waking up, he saw the scene in front of him, as an elite in the shopping mall, in combination with this series of plots, plus seeing the young version of the high school homeroom teacher, this made it easy for Zhu Li to come to the result that he had crossed over.

After getting this result, Zhu Li was dumbfounded, he worked hard after graduating from college, and finally got a promotion and a raise, and caught up with the girl he had been in love with for a long time, and when he was about to reach the peak of his life, he was reborn, which made Zhu Li feel very fucked.

Although I read 10,000 rebirth novels when I was young, I also said that after I was reborn, I would kick the Nanshan Nursing Home, punch the Beihai Kindergarten, open a company, make a lot of money, light cigarettes with banknotes, and take a bath in Lafite, but that is also a novel, Zhu Li never thought about being reborn at all, after all, his family knows how many pounds and taels he has, and he still reads honestly, and going to work is the last word.

As a result, the goddess of luck came to the eldest aunt today and let him be reborn.

This made Zhu Li a little unacceptable for a while. So Zhu Li rushed out of the classroom directly under the admiring eyes of the classmates in the classroom, ran to the toilet, and habitually took it out of his pocket, Zhu Li is an old smoking gun, he can smoke two or three packs a day, but he forgot that he is still a high school student. But the miraculous thing is that he really took out a pack of Nanjing brand cigarettes. Zhu Li remembered that he smoked in high school.

There was no emotion, Zhu Li lit a cigarette, the curling smoke covered Zhu Li's confused eyes, Zhu Li was very confused, this was simply a big joke played by the goddess of luck to him.

After smoking almost half a pack of cigarettes, Zhu Li finally calmed down, accepted the fact that he had crossed over, walked out of the toilet cubicle, and then took a handful of water, rinsed his mouth, and covered up the smell of smoke in his mouth, although it was useless.

After returning to the classroom, a beautiful girl with a ponytail came over and said to Zhu Li, "Zhu Li." Mr. Lin asked you to go to the office. ”

Zhu Li looked at the person in front of him, carefully searching for memories in his mind that had been almost ten years, and finally remembered who this was, it turned out that this was Sun Yan, the class president in high school.

A very delicate girl, she was once the object of Zhu Li's affection.

Zhu Li grinned and smiled at Sun Yan: "Class leader, long time no see!"

After speaking, Zhu Li walked towards Lin Fang's office.

Sun Yan glanced at Zhu Li very strangely, very puzzled, feeling that Zhu Li was weird today, obviously everyone had been in class together, how could he say that he hadn't seen him for a long time, it wouldn't be a nerve.

No one would have thought that in just a moment, the soul in the body of this seventeen-year-old boy would become a twenty-seven-year-old youth. Naturally, Sun Yan would not understand why Zhu Li would say this.

Zhu Li came to Lin Fang's office, stopped, looked at the familiar office in front of him, Zhu Li was a little hesitant, and just as Zhu Li hesitated there, Lin Fang's voice came from the office.

"What are you doing standing there. Why don't you come in soon, now you know you're scared? Zhu Li heard a strong anger from Lin Fang's voice, and Zhu Li knew that he was sad this time.

However, Zhu Li thought that he was a traverser, and he was a shopping mall elite before the crossing, so there was no reason to be afraid of a high school teacher, of course, Zhu Li selectively forgot the obedience that Lin Fang had packed up in his high school days before the crossing.

After entering the office, Zhu Li walked straight to Lin Fang's desk, ignoring the head teachers of other classes on the side.

When Zhu Li was in high school, the homeroom teacher of each grade had an office, and all the teachers of different subjects were in the same office, so this made Zhu Li feel even more pressure.

Seeing Zhu Li approaching, Lin Fang put down the Zhu pen in his hand and looked up at Zhu Li.

"Zhu Li, I hope you can give me an explanation, yesterday you promised me in front of your father that you would never sleep in class again, and also wrote a letter of guarantee, I also forgive you, and I don't care about your previous affairs. ”

"But, it's only been a long time, it's only been a day! You're sleeping again! What do I say about you, ah!"

Before Zhu Li could stand firm, Lin Fang crackled for a while, and Zhu Li even had a feeling that Lin Fang's saliva was squirting out. Of course, this is just Zhu Li's illusion.

Zhu Li stood there quietly, according to Zhu Li's many years of experience, don't say anything at this time, don't do anything, when Lin Fang's anger is gone, naturally there won't be much of a deal.

Zhu Li did this when he was in the company before, and the effect was quite good, but he forgot that this was in high school, facing a high school teacher who was one of the toughest creatures on the planet.

Sure enough, seeing that Zhu Li didn't speak, Lin Fang became furious, and his voice directly raised an octave.

"Zhu Li, what do you mean by this? Do you think you'll be fine if you don't speak! Let me tell you, if you don't give me a perfect explanation, you just wait for your father to take you home!"

Only then did Zhu Li remember that he was a high school teacher in front of him, not his customer, and Zhu Li instantly felt a faint sadness.

So Zhu Li withstood Lin Fang's saliva, his face was embarrassed, as if he was rushing to the execution ground and said tragically: "Teacher, I was wrong, I shouldn't have read too late at night, I blamed me for being too eager to improve my grades." ”

"Yesterday, after listening to the teacher's teachings, I suddenly repented, I felt that I was wasting my time in school before, until I heard the teacher's teachings, I decided to study hard in the future, every day, within three years, not to engage in objects. ”

"......" Zhu Li fully carried forward the spirit of what it means to have no shamelessness, only more shamelessness. A lot of clichΓ©s popped out directly. I don't even breathe.

Lin Fang looked at the student in front of her who was talking endlessly, she really didn't expect that Zhu Li, who usually couldn't hold back a fart, would be able to blow such a big blow with his eyes open and nonsense at this time, which made Lin Fang a little suspicious of his three views.

However, Lin Fang was a top student who graduated from Peking University after all, and he quickly came back to his senses.

"Since you said that you fell asleep because you read the book too late, then you can memorize the "Teacher's Table" that you just learned yesterday and listen to it to me. ”

Lin Fang didn't analyze whether what Zhu Li said was true or false, since you said it was because you read books, then okay, you just memorize the text.

When Zhu Li heard it, he was happy, why, because his favorite article before crossing was the article "The Teacher's Table", even after participating in the work, Zhu Li was still able to memorize it backwards, but he didn't expect Lin Fang to memorize this article, which made Zhu Li feel relieved, it seems that this time it will be very easy.

"Cough" Zhu Li coughed and began to recite the article.

"The first emperor did not start a business and the middle way collapsed, today under three points, Yizhou is tired, and this is the autumn of critical survival...... Now stay away, and don't know what to say. ”

Then, under Lin Fang's incredulous gaze, he memorized the entire article fluently.

Lin Fang didn't expect Zhu Li to really be able to recite this article. As the ancient text with the most test points in the high school exam, it is quite difficult to memorize, Lin Fang originally just wanted to teach Zhu Li a hard lesson after Zhu Li couldn't memorize it, so that he could understand that it was not right to sleep in class, but now Zhu Li actually memorized it, which made Lin Fang a little confused.

After being silent for a few minutes, Lin Fang said to Zhu Li: "Well, yes, since you memorized it, it means that you really read the book last night, since this is the case, I won't punish you this time." ”

"However, Zhu Li, although you fell asleep in class because you saw that you were watching too late, the teacher still wants to tell you, don't do it next time, you must know that although you work hard at night, but it is only my Chinese subject, if you are not in good spirits during the day, then you will not be able to study other subjects well, the college entrance examination is all subjects, not just Chinese, so I don't want to have a next time." Did you get it?"

When Zhu Li heard Lin Fang say this, he knew that even if this matter was over, it could be regarded as an escape. Zhu Li naturally behaved like a good baby.

"I see, teacher, I promise I will never sleep in class next time. Zhu Li said very sincerely, as for how much sincerity, only he knows.

"Go down, don't do that next time. Lin Fang waved at Zhu Li, signaling that Zhu Li could go.

"Teacher, then I'm leaving, goodbye, teacher. ”......

Walking to the door of the classroom, when he was about to go in, a tall man with a lot of moles on his face walked over, this is Cheng Xueyuan, one of Zhu Li's best friends in high school, and it was also very strange when the two met.

Once when he was in the toilet, Zhu Li asked Cheng Xueyuan for a cigarette, but a person who had an enmity with Zhu Li came and wanted to beat him.

Zhu Lichang said that the process of knowing each other can write a novel.

Seeing Cheng Xueyuan coming over, Zhu Li stood there, looking at this familiar face. However, Zhu Li didn't want him, after all, he had just met him last night.

"How about it, did Mr. Lin let you kneel on the washboard. Cheng Xueyuan looked at Zhu Li with a wicked smile on his face. Zhu Li smiled, didn't speak, and directly made a very familiar action, and slapped it on Cheng Xueyuan's head.

Cheng Xueyuan covered his head and looked at Zhu Li with a resentful face. "You, can you change places, every time you shoot my head, your head is about to be broken. ”

Zhu Li withdrew his palm and blew, looking invincible and lonely.

"Who told you not to have a long memory, how many times have you said it, don't say it, for fear that others won't know? ”

Yes, Zhu Li likes Lin Fang, and everyone in the whole grade knows that he will use this stalk every time others tease him. It's hard to imagine that a seventeen-year-old boy would fall in love with a girl who is a full seven years older than him.

But in Zhu Li's words, this is true love, after all, there is a saying on the Internet, age is a problem from time to time, height is not a distance, and the latter words were directly ignored by Zhu Li.