Chapter 7: The most classic pit in history
Tai Bai Xing and Wukong rode up in the clouds at the same time, but they didn't know that Wukong's somersault cloud was very fast, and it disappeared in a flash. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
When Venus arrived at the South Heavenly Gate, Wukong was arguing with the Gatekeeper Growth Heavenly King.
Jin Xing praised: "Oh Monkey King, your speed is simply superb." But I don't know what kind of spell it is, and it can fly so fast?"
Wukong said in his heart, is this to find out my bottom, so he laughed: "This is Lao Sun's self-taught method, called Yun Douji, a small spell, not worth it." ”
Venus didn't believe Wukong's words at all, but he didn't expose it to his face, he just turned around and shouted: "The heavens will quickly open the way and let him go, this is the Nether Immortal Sun Wukong summoned by the Jade Emperor's holy decree, and now the Jade Emperor is waiting to see him." ”
The heavenly soldiers let go of the way, and the Monkey King slowly walked in with Venus.
When I first ascended to the realm, I entered heaven at first, but I saw that golden light, gorgeous and unsquared, the clouds were steaming and the clouds were blue, and the rui qi was boundless. There are also pavilions and pavilions, interesting and horizontal, famous flowers and flowers, each competing for beauty, cranes flying and deer walking, so leisurely. I looked at Wukong dizzily, and I didn't know where I was.
Tai Bai Xing led the Monkey King to the outside of the Lingxiao Palace, and did not wait for the announcement until the royal court bowed upward.
Jin Xing played: "The minister's decree has brought the demon fairy Sun Wukong." ”
The Jade Emperor said: "Wukong, come forward and speak." ”
Wukong bowed halfway, "Old Sun is here." ”
Lao Sun! Calling himself Lao Sun in front of the Jade Emperor......
As soon as these words came out, the entire Lingxiao Hall was silent, and the needles could be heard.
It's cold! It's cold!
Seeing that the atmosphere was wrong, the Jade Emperor came out to relieve the siege: "Sun Wukong just came to apply for the job today, everyone must take care of him more." ”
Only then did the immortals come back to their senses and urged Wukong one after another: "Don't hurry up and thank you!"
Wukong saw that this Jade Emperor was quite easy to speak, so he bowed to him.
The Jade Emperor was happy, so he asked the immortals what position they should arrange for Wukong. That Wuqu Xingjun saw that Wukong was not pleasing to the eye, and deceived him for the first time and had no power, so he stepped forward and said: "There are no vacancies in all palaces, halls, and places in the Heavenly Palace, except for the young head of the Imperial Horse Prison. ”
The Jade Emperor then passed the decree: "Then seal him 'Bi Ma Wen'." After saying that, he sent Mu De Xingjun to send him to the Imperial Horse Supervisor to take office.
When Wukong walked away, Tai Baixing stepped forward and secretly said: "Your Majesty, that Monkey King's supernatural power is really amazing! You should not underestimate this spell, once this spell is used, if he wants to chase others, others will not be able to escape; if he wants to escape, others will not be able to catch up, how do you say this fight will be fought? I suggest that Your Majesty make good use of him, so as not to cause trouble in the future. ”
The Jade Emperor said: "If I don't have the heart to despise him, but there is no shortage of people everywhere in the Heavenly Palace, then it is also something that cannot be said." can only arrange this position for him temporarily, and let him change when there is an opportunity in the future. ”
When Jin Xing saw the Jade Emperor say this, he had no choice but to give up.
Not to mention, this monkey really raised a good horse, and it didn't take long for him to raise that group of Pegasus to be fat and strong.
In this way, half a month passed, and the stewards of the Imperial Horse Prison discussed and set up a banquet, one for Wukong to catch the wind, and the other to congratulate him.
After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, Wukong chatted: "The horses in this sky are all under my control, it seems that this official is quite magnificent." ”
A steward couldn't drink enough, and just after a few glasses of belly, he began to tell the truth with his neck stalked: "Boss, in fact, you are a very bad official!"
Wukong asked curiously, "How much pit can be?"
The steward said: "If you work hard and do a good job, it's just a big deal to get a praise." But if you make the slightest mistake, you will be scolded. If there is a serious dereliction of duty, you will be immediately dismissed, or you will be imprisoned. ”
Wukong said in disbelief: "If you don't do well, you will be scolded and go to jail?
The steward said: "Boss, do you think I dare to lie to you? Let me tell you: This job is not long for ordinary people, so it is also called a temporary worker." ”
The Monkey King was furious when he heard this. He gritted his teeth and scolded: "This Jade Emperor is so good that he despises his grandson! My grandson opened a sect in Huaguo Mountain, recruited disciples, traveled all over the world, and called him king and ancestor. He actually tricked me into being a temporary worker! If I don't do it, if I don't do it, I'll just go. ”
The monkey turned his face faster than a book, and he didn't even say hello, and flew straight back to the nether.
As soon as he returned to Huaguo Mountain, the Monkey King shouted loudly: "Children, I am back. ”
All the monkeys came to kowtow to greet him, hugged him into the depths of the cave, and set up a banquet for Wukong to catch the wind and wash the dust.
The monkeys said: "The king has been gone for more than ten years, presumably this is a return to his hometown." ”
The Monkey King said: "I've only been gone for more than half a month, why have I been for more than ten years?"
The monkeys said, "One day in the sky and one year on the earth, isn't it exactly ten years?" I don't know what kind of official the Jade Emperor did when he made the king?"
Wukong said: "It's okay not to say it, it's really embarrassing for me to say it." That Jade Emperor didn't know how to use people, so he actually named me a Bi Ma Wen, but it turned out to be a horse groom leader. Originally, Lao Sun hadn't come back to his senses, but today he drank with his colleagues and knew that he had been pitted by the Jade Emperor. Lao Sun I was angry for a while, so I lost my official position and came back. ”
A monkey said: "King, you are so powerful, why do you bother to be a groom for that Jade Emperor." I see, you can just seal yourself up and be as big as you want!"
The Monkey King said, "How big should it be?"
The monkey said, "Is the Monkey King good? It's as big as the sky, it can't be bigger!"
The Monkey King was overjoyed when he heard this, and said a few times: "Good! Good!" Then he instructed the four generals: "You go and make me a banner soon, and the four characters of Monkey King will be written on it, and the pole will be hung up, and from now on, I will be called Monkey King, and I am not allowed to be called King anymore." ”
The next day, in the early dynasty of the Jade Emperor, Zhang Tianshi led the stewards of the Imperial Horse Supervisor to play: "Your Majesty, the new Bi Ma Wen Sun Wukong has gone to the Heavenly Palace yesterday because he thinks that his official position is too small. ”
The Jade Emperor was furious when he heard this: "It's only been a few days since I went to work, I won't do it if I don't do it! Does he still have me as the Jade Emperor in his eyes? Which Aiqing is going to catch this demon monkey back?"
Li Jing, the king of Tota, and the third prince of Nezha came out of class and said in unison: "The ministers are willing to capture this demon monkey for Your Majesty." ”
The Jade Emperor was overjoyed, and named Li Jing, the king of Tuota, as the generalissimo of demon subjugation, and the third prince of Nezha as the god of the Three Altars of the Sea Society.
Li Tianwang and Nezha kowtowed, went to the palace to point the three armies, ordered the giant spirit god to be the vanguard, after the fish belly will be broken, the medicine fork will urge the troops, and come towards Huaguo Mountain.
It is said that one day in heaven is one year on earth. That Li Tianwang and Nezha ordered the three armies, and it only took half a day's effort, but the nether realm has passed more than three months. I don't know who revealed the news, and the gossip has already reached Huaguo Mountain.
Wukong got this news, and immediately informed his six righteous brothers, who knew that the Bull Demon King, Jiao Demon King, Macaque King and others were originally some friends of wine and meat, usually get together to drink and eat meat, fight in groups, and bully the weak but also actively, today I heard that Heaven sent so many heavenly soldiers to arrest Wukong, and suddenly felt empty, so they each found excuses to hide far away.
Wukong said worriedly: "These fox friends and dog friends are too unrighteous, they eat, drink and have fun on weekdays, they are all like brothers, and no one can count on them when they really encounter something! That Jade Emperor is so stingy, I don't want to be his groom, it was originally a trivial matter, I didn't expect him to send so many heavenly soldiers to arrest me in the future, this is just nonsense!"
The fourth general said: "The king, you have great powers, and even the Dragon Palace and the underworld dare to break in, so why should you be afraid of the generals all the way." ”
Wukong said: "The generals don't know, that Tota Heavenly King Li Jing and the third prince of Nezha are both hard stubble. Especially that Nezha, he has also made trouble all over the world, and he has also smoked dragon tendons, and he is a ruthless character. If I am alone, I need not be afraid of him. But I have many children and grandchildren, and if the gods and generals rush up and entangle me, but let all the heavenly soldiers come and kill you, it will be a bad cake. ”
While he was talking, a little monkey came to report: "Qiyu Great Sage, there is an unknown swordsman outside the door, he sent 50,000 fairy swords and 50,000 sets of Dao armor." ”
Wukong Daqi asked, "Where else is this?"
The little monkey replied, "The man has gone away." ”
At this moment, another little monkey came to report: "Qiqi Great Sage, there is a masked hero outside the door, and he will give six Nine Turns Soul Restoration Pill and a few gold sore medicines." ”
Wukong was overjoyed and asked, "What about the people, are you gone again?"
The little monkey replied, "It's long gone." ”
Wukong was speculating to himself, who sent such a big gift, and a little monkey came to report: "Qiqi Great Sage, there is a good man wearing sunglasses outside the door, he sent ten bundles of immortal ropes, 100,000 fairy swords, 100,000 sets of Taoist armor, and 200,000 bean soldiers." ”
If this is the case, more than ten groups of people came in a row, all of whom sent immortal soldiers, Dao armor, elixirs, bean soldiers, etc., and Wukong smiled.
At this time, another little monkey came to report: "Qiyu Great Sage, a group of people with faces came to the mountain, saying that they want to set up a Nine Palace Gossip Trap God Array, and help the Great Sage resist those soldiers sent by the upper realm." ”
The Great Sage came out of the cave to watch, and saw a group of masked people arranging a formation, and the Great Sage was about to step forward to thank him, but the person who was the leader waved his hand and said: "The Great Sage doesn't need to be polite, the Jade Emperor neglected the Great Sage, and now he wants to ask the master of sin, I really can't see it, and I am willing to help the Great Sage." This is a small skill of carving insects, not enough to hang on to the teeth and ears. ”
Wukong bowed to everyone, said a great thank you, and immediately returned to the Water Curtain Cave.
When he arrived in the depths of the cave, Wukong laughed wildly, and his arrogance was unmatched for a while: "The so-called Daoist has a lot of help, and the unrighteous have little help! Today I have a gap with the Jade Emperor, and I have received so much powerful help! As the saying goes, the emperor takes turns to do it, and he will come to my house next year! When I retreat from this heavenly soldier, I will fight in the heavenly court, take the throne of the Jade Emperor, and become a Monkey King!" When all the monkeys heard this, they were all happy, and they were all happy for a while.
After another two days, Na Li Tianwang and Nezha brought all the heavenly soldiers and generals to Huaguo Mountain. Wukong got the report, handsome all the sons, ordered hundreds of thousands of bean soldiers, set up a position on Huaguo Mountain, and looked at the soldiers that day from the sky.
Li Tianwang originally wanted to rush up, and in an instant, he suppressed the demons in Huaguo Mountain. But at this moment, he stood at the head of the clouds and watched carefully, only to see that the black pressure on the Huaguo Mountain was crowded with people, no less than a million.
He was shocked in his heart, and secretly thought to himself: "I didn't expect this demon monkey to have so many soldiers and horses, but I underestimated him." Look at the swords, guns, swords and halberds, the forest is cold, all kinds of draped clothes, shining brightly, presumably all extraordinary. And in that valley, there is also a faint image of formation, murderous. Although my thousands of heavenly soldiers are brave, if it is a chaotic battle, there will be many damages, and even the number of victories and defeats is still between two. It seems that this time you can only outwit it, not be able to defeat it. ”