Hu Yifan and Bai Xiaoting played for a while, and then ate three bowls of rice in a row under Zhang Qingqing's greeting, and then returned to the bedroom satisfied.

At this time, it was already the willow tops on the moon, and it was more than ten o'clock in the evening.

picked up the mobile phone on the bed~ and took a look, Hu Yifan found that Sun Monkey had sent a lot of messages one after another~ and looked a little anxious.

"Brother Fan, are you there?" [question mark face]"

"Why don't you talk back?![sharpen] [sharpen] [sharpen]"

"Brother Fan, what happened last time was indeed my grandson's mistake, I apologized to you, this is all right, right?"

"Are you still angry with my grandson?"

"Oh, you're too stingy, aren't you?![annoyed] [annoyed] [annoyed]"

Next is a few big "contempt" emojis sent by Sun Wukong.

Looking at a large piece of news from Sun Monkey on WeChat, Hu Yifan couldn't help but roll his eyes a few times.

Nima was actually despised by this monkey.

"Hmph, if it weren't for Lao Tzu helping you pierce that layer of paper, you would have to continue to live for tens of thousands of years, and you would dare to despise Lao Tzu!" Hu Yifan was full of emotion.

If someone asks Hu Yifan: "Who is the most dick in the history of Chinese mythology?"

Hu Yifan definitely replied without hesitation: "Sun Wukong!"

This monkey not only has a "magic weapon" in his hand, but also has a stick that changes in thickness and length at will, but also has a perspective eye, wall piercing technique, stealth technique and immobilization technique, which are many magic skills that the wolves dream of, but he actually ran to become a monk!

Nima, do you say it's unforgivable?!Isn't it a dick to the extreme?!

"Damn! I'm really angry with my grandson! I kindly reminded you this time that someone wants to be unfavorable to you, and you dare to ignore me? Hmph, it's really hateful, how can it be reasonable. ”

Sun Wukong finally became angry at Hu Yifan's ignorance.

Seeing this information, Hu Yifan finally stopped wandering in the world, he immediately thought of Jiang Ziya, and hurriedly replied: "Brother Monkey, how do you know that someone is not good for me?"

Seeing that Hu Yifan finally responded, Sun Wukong smiled, but joked: "Finally willing to reply?!

I guess you're spicy next door!

Hu Yifan was so depressed that he vomited out a mouthful of old blood.

"Love to say it or not!"

Hu Yifan replied angrily, and then stopped paying attention to the monkey.

Sun Wukong saw that Hu Yifan didn't say a word, and after a while, he said to himself stupidly: "Actually, I learned it from the mouth of the Buddha!"

Tathagata?

Hu Yifan was taken aback.

"How did the Buddha know?"

"Hmph, Brother Fan, you deceived my grandson so hard! I have to treat you as a brother. Sun Wukong replied to the question again.

This monkey head!

Hu Yifan saw that Sun Wukong didn't answer his question directly, and he was a little helpless, so he had to ask: "What did the little brother hide from Brother Monkey?"

Hu Yifan can see the temperament of this monkey.

Straight male cancer, stinky dick silk.

If you don't agree with him, you will go crazy, and everything has to go with him.

If you pet the monkey, you have to follow the monkey hair all the way, otherwise, the monkey will lose its temper.

Seeing Hu Yifan talking, Sun Wukong complained dissatisfiedly: "Brother Fan is already in the mortal world, and it is easy to get those drinks, but he still dares to say that it is not easy to get and precious, hum, I have earned a lot of red envelopes from my grandson for nothing, this is not a lie or what?!"

You actually know that Lao Tzu is on Earth?!

When Hu Yifan heard this, he was a little surprised.

Now that the immortal number is there, and there is the inexplicable protection of Tai Bai Xing, Hu Yifan is not worried about his identity being exposed.

What's more, Sun Monkey should only be an immortal himself, and he probably hasn't guessed that he is just an ordinary mortal.

Thinking of this, Hu Yifan bluffed: "Although the little brother is in the mortal world, those drinks are also extremely rare here, and ordinary people's life savings can't be exchanged for a drop! Brother Monkey, do you still have the face to mention this? Although the little brother is an immortal, it is not easy to get it, if Brother Monkey thinks it is not worth it, the little brother will compensate you for the loss!"

"Really?"

Seeing Hu Yifan answer like this, Sun Wukong was a little unsure.

"Of course!"

"Heh, if that's the case, I'll forgive you!" Sun Wukong hurriedly said.

The misunderstanding was resolved, and Hu Yifan hurriedly inquired: "Where did Brother Monkey learn that the younger brother is in the mortal world?"

"Naturally, it was also said by the Buddha and his old man. ”

Hearing Sun Monkey say this, Hu Yifan was stunned, and said secretly in his heart: Could it be that the Buddha already knows the details of Lao Tzu?

Seeing that Hu Yifan didn't respond for a long time, Sun Wukong thought that he was unhappy, so he didn't continue to ridicule, and said directly: "Actually, this time, it is the Buddha and his old man, and I want my old grandson to remind you to beware of the Jade Emperor!"

"Jade Emperor, isn't it Jiang Ziya?" Hu Yifan exclaimed.

"Jiang Ziya?"

Sun Wukong was puzzled: "What's the matter with Jiang Ziya?"

Seeing that he successfully attracted the attention of Sun Wukong, Hu Yifan immediately played the sad card, and at the same time did not forget to knock on some benefits.

"Brother Monkey, can you ask your sister-in-law for some peaches for your little brother. If it weren't for the peach to heal his injuries this time, the little brother would probably be wiped out by Jiang Ziya!"

"Huh?"

Sun Wukong was shocked, and hurriedly asked worriedly, "What's the matter?"

At that moment, Hu Yifan descended Jiang Ziya, possessed Jiang Tiantian, and almost killed himself.

Naturally, three points true and seven points false, in order to win Sun Wukong's sympathy and make the sadness card more effective, Hu Yifan described his injured and painful plot in great detail.

With Hu Yifan's eloquent narration, the image of an iron-blooded true man who is not afraid of danger, resists strong enemies, suffers, and is on the verge of death but still does not give up hope appears in Sun Wukong's mind.

"Brother Monkey, the little brother is really dead this time, it's thrilling!"

Sun Wukong listened to what Hu Yifan said, and was both angry and annoyed: "Jiang Ziya is really a dog! Brother Fan, don't worry, Brother Monkey will definitely help you take revenge! Hmph, my old grandson will go to him!"

Sun Wukong was upset for himself, and Hu Yifan was very moved.

However, being moved is moving, and the benefits cannot but be asked for.

Therefore, Hu Yifan hurriedly said: "Hey, Brother Monkey, don't worry, where is the peach?"

Bite!

A red envelope logo appears on the phone screen.

Sun Wukong said magnificently: "I only have about a dozen in my hand, and I will give them all to you!"

Hu Yifan unceremoniously accepted the red envelope, rolled his eyes, and continued to say cheekily: "Brother Monkey, the little brother's natal magic weapon has unfortunately been damaged." Hey, unarmed, bare-handed, how to deal with the Jade Emperor's old man?

"By the way, Brother Monkey, do you have any weapons in your hand? Can you borrow a little brother? Of course, the quality should be better, preferably the average level of a golden hoop stick. ”

Hu Yifan's big paragraph, Sun Wukong rolled his eyes sharply.

At that moment, he said angrily: "Brother Fan, you and Brother Monkey are really welcome! ”

"Hey, Brother Monkey, just by virtue of our relationship, what is the little brother polite in front of you!" Hu Yifan hurriedly replied.

Bite!

Sun Wukong didn't say anything more, and directly sent a red envelope.

Hu Yifan hurriedly clicked on it and took a look.

Baoqin Gold Palladium X1.

Baoqin gold palladium?

Hu Yifan asked suspiciously, "Brother Monkey, what kind of weapon is this?"

"This is a divine weapon created by Taishang Laojun, and the Jade Emperor personally gave the pig dumb~!"

Sun Wukong smirked, and then said: "A few days ago, I made a bet with that dumb ~ son, and he lost this nail rake to me, hehe, it's cheap for you!"

"Huh?"

When Hu Yifan heard this, he immediately thought of the spectacular scene of himself holding a big nail rake and shouting "eat Lao Tzu a rake" in the future, while desperately chasing the enemy, he couldn't help but shake his head in fear, and said secretly: "Nima, the image of Lao Tzu's wisdom and martial arts is estimated to be completely ruined." ”

You can't ask for this thing!

Hu Yifan hurriedly said: "Brother Monkey, this nail rake is the treasure of the eldest brother of Bajie, and the younger brother doesn't dare to ask for it!"

After speaking, Hu Yifan sent a red envelope to the nine-tooth nail rake and returned it.

"Heh, this kind of divine soldier can't even look down on?! Do you know that even if the Baoqin Golden Palladium is in the Heavenly Realm, it can be regarded as a great weapon, I don't know how many immortals are red!"

"Big brother Bajie's baby, little brother doesn't dare to covet it!"

"And what kind of weapon do you want?"

The younger brother believes that the things given by the monkey brother are by no means like the garbage goods that the younger brother used to have. ”

Hu Yifan's sycophant made Sun Wukong very useful.

"Hmph, I'm cheap for you this time!"

Sun Wukong suddenly said this, and then sent a red envelope.

Hu Yifan clicked on it and couldn't help but be stunned.

Annihilation in all directions!

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Annihilation in all directions: the divine weapon in the hands of the wise man Fu Xi, the thing created by the gods, the power is strange, extremely sharp, including the heavens and the earth, the southeast and the northwest, and the place of life and death in the eight directions and the ten directions of the heavenly machine. If you are connected with the mind of the divine soldier and the integration of the people and soldiers, you can exert the earth-shattering power of the three realms in the army, and you can do everything to move the shape and shadow, and within ten zhang of the enemy, all ten directions will be destroyed.

This golden hoop stick that is not weaker than Sun Monkey is extinct in all directions!

The excitement in Hu Yifan's heart went without saying.

"Brother Monkey, where did you get such a divine weapon?"

"It's not a small thing to be wiped out in all directions, it was the day my grandson became a Buddha, and the Buddha gave it himself, hmph, it's cheap for you!" Sun Wukong replied lightly.

"Brother Monkey, my little brother really loves you to death!"

When Hu Yifan heard this, he kissed the screen of his mobile phone excitedly.

"Huh!"

Sun Wukong smiled indifferently, hiding his merit and fame.

"Brother Monkey, the younger brother gave you a matchmaker, according to the customs of the mortal world, if you get married, you have to give a red envelope to the matchmaker. ”

Hu Yifan's face is as thick as a city wall, and the bamboo pole is smooth, and he hits the railway while it is hot: "Just send any top-level exercises, top-level spells, top-level elixirs, and top-level immortal weapons, Brother Monkey, you know, the little brother doesn't pick it." ”

“......”

When Sun Wukong heard this, he was speechless.

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