Liu Changan and Zhou Dongdong chatted and reported to each other what they saw today, Zhou Dongdong mainly talked about what he ate today, and said that when he grew up and could make money, he would take Liu Changan, who was like an old grandfather, to buy a lot of delicious food for him to eat.

Now Zhou Dongdong is just a child who earns at most one or two yuan at a time, and then buys popsicles with Brother Chang'an, and he is not very rich, so he can only eat and drink everywhere.

Liu Changan talked about what to eat for breakfast, and then focused on how Zhu Juntang didn't like to study, tried to resist stubbornly, and was finally cleaned up by Liu Changan, as well as eating fish face meat at noon, and the young lady who taught Zhou Dongdong to dance had a bad brain.

"Is the fish face meat the meat here?" Zhou Dongdong asked Liu Changan by pulling his face hard.

"Do you want to eat? Next time we're going fishing. ”

"The teacher said you can't eat whales, whales are good friends of humans. Zhou Dongdong hurriedly said.

Liu Changan frowned and asked, "Which ear did you hear that I wanted to eat whales?"

Liu Changan had to suspect that Zhou Dongdong wanted to eat whales, or felt that it would be best if he could eat fish the size of whales.

It is a very dangerous thing to be Zhou Dongdong's good friend, and it is even more dangerous if it is a small animal.

Shangguan Tangtang was because his own strength was too strong, and Zhou Dongdong had no way to eat Shangguan Tangtang...... Liu Changan found out this because Zhou Dongdong inadvertently revealed that she wanted to fly to the sky to eat birds.

Shangguan is a bird.

"I want to eat preserved eggs. Zhou Dongdong touched his stomach and said.

Liu Changan nodded in recognition of his analysis just now, preserved eggs are made of birds' eggs, and they are unhatched birds.

Zhou Dongdong couldn't eat the birds in the sky, and he couldn't eat the Shangguan birds, so he had to eat preserved eggs, what a witty child.

Liu Changan went to get the preserved eggs, and Zhou Dongdong poured a plate of soy sauce by himself, and then peeled the preserved eggs and dipped them in the soy sauce and ate them slowly.

These preserved eggs were bought in the supermarket, and Liu Changan decided to buy some duck eggs in the afternoon, and then mix some preserved egg ashes by himself to make some preserved eggs to eat.

For a period of time, there was often a sale of finished preserved egg ashes, but the preserved eggs contained lead, which was very unhealthy, and tasted a little astringent, loose and rotten.

Preserved eggs are called devil eggs in the West, just like the traditional Western concept, if you don't accept it, you will demonize it.

Liu Changan likes to eat preserved eggs, whether they are used to make preserved eggs and lean porridge, sliced cold salad, or soup with vegetables, charcoal grilling is very good.

When Shangguan Tangtang and Qin Yanan came up, they saw one big and one small sitting next to the electric heating table, concentrating on peeling preserved eggs, dipping them in soy sauce, and putting them in their mouths.

"Preserved eggs should not be eaten too much. Qin Yanan subconsciously reminded him, but remembered Liu Changan's sentence "It's okay to eat arsenic for you", and felt that it was superfluous for him to say this.

Liu Changan is feeding Zhou Dongdong when he has nothing to do, as if he has raised a Pixiu, thinking that he has his own measure, and he doesn't need her to worry.

"Don't eat too much, does it mean that you can't eat until you can't eat?" Zhou Dongdong understood very smartly.

"I just can't eat too much, and I don't mean anything else. "After more contact, Qin Yanan gradually got used to it, Zhou Dongdong and Shangguan Tangtang both have a characteristic, sometimes they don't understand, but they prefer to understand other people's words as what they like.

As long as I understand what I like, then what you say is supporting me.

"Do you want to drink my champagne water?" Shangguan Xiangyu held her big thermos pot, and under Qin Yanan's persuasion, she only filled two bottles into it, because Qin Yanan told her that the champagne was filled with this thermos pot at one time, and she would not be able to drink it for a while, and slowly the taste of champagne inside was not so good.

"That's wine, no one called that champagne water. Liu Changan corrected Shangguan's statement that in the eyes of many little Bourgeoni, champagne is a necessity for a refined life and a sense of ritual, and they will savor it and add many other labels.

Liu Changan is a person who only looks at the essence of things, but wine is wine, and there is still a big difference between it and water, and the chemical composition is very different, so she must be corrected.

"I can call it whatever I want. Shangguan Tang said disapprovingly, if he called the wrong name in the past, then he could follow him all day and change the name of that thing...... Now Shangguan Tangtang is just a weak queen mother, with no power, but when she doesn't force others, she can insist on herself.

"You feel free. ”

Zhou Dongdong only had one preserved egg left, so he pinched it hard and divided it into two parts, and asked Shangguan Tangtang and Qin Yanan if they would eat it.

They all refused, and Zhou Dongdong had to eat it himself.

Seeing that no one wanted to drink their own champagne water, Shangguan poured a small glass and put it next to Zhou Dongdong.

As long as the food that appeared next to him, Zhou Dongdong would pick it up and eat and drink, Zhou Dongdong had just eaten a lot of preserved eggs dipped in soy sauce, and he was a little thirsty, so he picked it up and drank it.

Zhou Dongdong's eyes, nose and mouth suddenly shrank together, and then he shuddered, his legs shook uncontrollably, his cheeks bulged, and he looked at Shangguan Tang in a daze, did he do something wrong, did Sister Tang poison herself?

"It was a nice champagne water. Shangguan Tang patted his thermos pot, "It's the delicious thing I told you about this morning." ”

Shangguan Tangdong had already told Zhou Dongdong that someone would send him something very delicious, so Zhou Dongdong and Shangguan Tangtang looked forward to it for a day.

Zhou Dongdong finally drank it, so he swallowed the champagne with his head held high, and then stuck out his tongue and looked at the remaining champagne in the glass suspiciously.

After hesitating for a moment, Zhou Dongdong raised his glass again, and Liu Changan snatched it and took a sip, "The first bite of something that is not delicious or delicious, don't try it again, remember Houttuynia cordata and bitter orange?"

Zhou Dongdong shook his head, he didn't remember it at all, Houttuynia cordata and bitter mandarin must be something unpalatable, otherwise he would have remembered.

Qin Yanan couldn't help laughing, a little proudly looking forward to it, with the two examples of Zhou Dongdong and Zhu Juntang, in the future, his children will definitely be extra witty and spoil Liu Changan.

After all, Qin Yanan is not the kind of vicious and ruthless stepmother, and it is still acceptable for Liu Changan to continue to treat Zhou Dongdong and Zhu Juntang as always.

But according to Liu Changan's previous judgment, when his child is born, Zhou Dongdong and Zhu Juntang are afraid that they will become middle-aged women, so they can't compare with their own children.

Gotta get him to figure out how to get her baby out sooner.

"What are you laughing at? like a little fox. Liu Changan looked at Qin Yanan, the corners of his mouth were curled, his eyes were turned around, and the smile on the corner of his mouth was a little charming, like a mischievous vixen...... A woman with a good figure, such a smile is particularly charming, and it also reminds people of the first generation of teachers like fox spirits, who condense countless male fantasies.

Liu Changan thought of a person who was particularly fond of the fox spirits of Qingqiu in the mythological era...... The reason why I still have an impression of this person is mainly because he has been circulating since the beginning of the mythological era, and his name has not been forgotten until now.

"Do you think Yaya is like a fox spirit, and I am like Sun Wukong?" Shangguan Tangtang took the opportunity to officially attack.

Liu Changan held Zhou Dongdong in front of him to block it, so as not to suddenly attack Shangguan Tang, and was a little vigilant, "Let's talk about it, don't use your hair to play with bondage, it's very perverted." ”

"I knew this was the case, why did I have to do it in the first place?" Qin Yanan gloated, she didn't think that Liu Changan was really afraid of Shangguan Surging, but there was not much way to take Shangguan Turbulence.

After all, Liu Changan can transform, and only after he transforms can he really burst out of combat power, but in order to fight with Shangguan Tang, he transforms, as if the movement is too big and there is no need for this.

"Sister Tang, don't be angry, I'll help you bully back. Zhou Dongdong waved his hand, broke free from Liu Changan's hand, and then turned over a watercolor pen from the schoolbag that was thrown on the sofa.

"Okay!" Shangguan agreed aggressively.

So Zhou Dongdong drew a watch on Liu Changan's hand.

"You are not allowed to erase it. Zhou Dongdong told Liu Changan a little angrily, "You will remember not to bully Sister Tang in the future, right?"

"Remembered. Liu Changan nodded to accept Zhou Dongdong's punishment.

Shangguan Tang's cheeks bulged, climbed onto the sofa, grabbed Liu Changan's hands from behind and hugged them, and then said to Qin Yanan, "Yaya, help me draw a Monkey King on his face." ”

Qin Yanan laughed out loud, regardless of Liu Changan's eyebrows, he took out his lipstick and applied it to his lips, and then took a "bar" on Liu Changan's forehead, leaving a big lip print.

"Mine is not allowed to be wiped either!" Qin Yanan warned with a smile on his cheeks, a little embarrassed, but this is just a joke, and generally this kind of heavy kiss on the forehead should be nothing in everyone's eyes, Zhou Dongdong and Shangguan Tangtang have also done this, right?

"You're all like this!" Shangguan Tangtang found that Qin Yanan and Zhou Dongdong were useless, so he went on the field in person in a rage, and bit Liu Changan on the neck, leaving a tooth mark.

Looking at her tooth marks were very fierce, Shangguan Tang was a little satisfied, this matter is just that, after all, she is a gentle and charitable queen mother, and she can tolerate the naughty mischievous of bad children.

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Liu Changan was tossed for a while, and angrily left home to buy duck eggs at the vegetable market.

Songhua eggs still have to be made, this is a very important thing, Liu Changan has not eaten his own Songhua eggs for a while, and the taste is too bland and soft when bought in the supermarket.

By the way, I contacted Li Hongfang, she didn't go far, just waiting nearby to report to Liu Changan the latest situation of the investigation of the strange beast, Li Hongfang quickly came to meet, and first went to the vegetable market with Liu Changan to buy duck eggs.

Liu Changan is very manly, he is not afraid of Qin Yanan being angry at all, he wiped off her lip prints before going out, and Shangguan's teeth marks have also disappeared...... may be more powerful than the panda, and the panda can't break Liu Changan's current defense.

Zhou Dongdong's watch was not erased, after all, it was a watercolor pen, Liu Changan was too lazy to wash it, so he kept it.

"Brother Liu, do you personally buy duck eggs?" Li Hongfang praised.

Liu Changan was a little puzzled, what happened to buying duck eggs in person? But he didn't say anything, just nodded.

"There are not many people who can pick duck eggs now, right? Brother Liu, the duck eggs you pick are all big, round, and neatly shaped, and they are good duck eggs at first glance. Li Hongfang accompanied Liu Changan to the vegetable market, and once again sincerely admired, now many young people don't know if they want to shake and listen to the sound of eggs.

The stall owner looked at Li Hongfang suspiciously, this young man who lived nearby became a big official?

It doesn't seem like a big official at such a young age, is it the son of a big official? That's not like it, it turns out that he owed himself two catties of eggs on credit, and it took a week to settle the account.

"Shut up. "Rao is Liu Changan, and he can't stand it anymore, and he doesn't have anything in private, but after all, there are acquaintances in this vegetable market.

Li Hongfang obediently shut up, and didn't feel that he was patting the horse's legs, Brother Liu is just reserved, it is very rare to be reserved, and it is very rare to be able to maintain this kind of behavior that does not forget the original intention.

Liu Changan bought a hundred duck eggs, after all, there are many people who eat them, and those who eat them are all people who can eat them (here it is just to show the breadth and profundity of the Chinese language).

(End of chapter)