Chapter 539: A Serious Hooligan

"Whoa, seven sisters, I haven't seen you for a long time, I'm getting more and more beautiful! ”

Long Xiaobai saluted exaggeratedly, and immediately startled the seven fairies.

Nezha bites the silver teeth that he watched from behind, this is still his own face, do you want to look at the waves? !

"Bring that obscene poem. The Queen Mother looked at Long Xiaobai expressionlessly and stretched out her hand slightly.

The fairy in red blushed and took out a note and put it in the hand of the Queen Mother.

The Queen Mother glanced at it, and although she had seen it, she still felt unnatural about the extremely silver verses.

"Little White Dragon! You scribble obscene poems and flirt with the Seven Fairies. Don't say you don't recognize it, the handwriting on it is exactly the same as the one just now! I don't think anyone in the Three Realms can write this kind of ......."

"Queen Mother, it's simplified. Li Zhen'er reminded in a low voice.

"Hmm~ Don't say it, you dragon scum has also created a novel font. However, this verse ......"

The Queen Mother put the note in front of Long Xiaobai, and she felt embarrassed.

"That~ Can I take a look? It doesn't seem like I wrote it!" Long Xiaobai stretched out his hand and said.

"You are talking nonsense! This obscene poem is the lantern riddle you made!" said the fairy in red.

"Yes, yes, yes, if it weren't for our sisters washing in Tianhe...... I've really been fooled by your dragon scum!" the blue-clothed fairy pointed to Long Xiaobai's nose and shouted.

"Quiet!" the Queen Mother frowned and shouted, and suddenly all the seven fairies were quiet.

Long Xiaobai looked at the golden light in the eyes of the Seven Fairies, and the corners of his mouth showed a trace of evil smile. These seven superb little sisters, in the words of the last time: If you don't push it down, the live broadcast will chop **!

"Take it, look carefully!" The Queen Mother shook her hand, and the note flew directly to Long Xiaobai, as if she would dirty her hands if she took it for a few more moments.

Long Xiaobai took the note and looked at his masterpiece on it. Suddenly, he coughed twice and read aloud: "Climb over the Two Realms Mountain! One horse and a big flat river! Cross the small grassland! Go straight to the Yumen Pass! The mystery is ......."

"Don't read it! I'm ashamed!" the seven fairies blushed and covered their faces with their hands.

The Queen Mother is also blushing, although she has lived for a long time and knows a lot of things, she still feels very ashamed of this kind of obscene poetry.

However, except for them, no one was confused, and some even repeated in a whisper, guessing the answer to the mystery.

"Niangniang, is this called Yindang? Is there any mistake! Where is this Yindang?" Long Xiaobai said innocently with a shaking note.

"Huh?" the Queen Mother was stunned for a moment, then looked at the others. only found that only the seven fairies were so ashamed that the others even guessed the lantern riddle and didn't think about it elsewhere at all.

Suddenly, remembering that it was the seven fairies who guessed the riddle when they saw their respective bodies in the bath, I couldn't help but secretly say: What a cunning little dragon!

"Hey, Xiaobai, what's the mystery?" asked Nezha curiously.

"Yes, Master, what's the mystery?" Li Zhen'er also asked innocently.

"Yes, yes, that dragon scum, tell me the answer to the riddle!"

“......”

For a while, Yaochi Immortal Island became lively, and those fairies also asked nonsense. Sure enough, the woman's curiosity was very heavy, and she didn't even notice the queen mother's ugly face.

"Quack, quack, the mystery is: the white dragon explores the cave!" Long Xiaobai Lang smiled.

When the seven fairies heard this laughter and the mystery of the mystery, their delicate bodies suddenly seemed to be overpowered.

As for the Queen Mother, she had already opened her mouth slightly, looking at each other a little confused, but she didn't expect the other party to really dare to say it.

After a long time, he shouted: "Dragon scum! You are such a brazen person! You dare to say such shameless words in public!"

"Niangniang is angry, what's wrong with this mystery? It's normal, isn't it?" Long Xiaobai said, glancing at the fairies who were still confused.

However, only a little tigress who had just experienced personnel guessed here, and couldn't help lowering her head, blushing, and holding back a smile. Dark Dao: This dragon scum, there is really no one.

"You, you, good! If you don't give me a reasonable explanation today, even the Jade Emperor won't be able to protect you!"

"Boom!" An unimaginable coercion directly hit Long Xiaobai's body.

Long Xiaobai snorted and took a few steps back before being blocked by Nezha, who reacted.

"What? Niangniang is angry?" he suppressed the fear in his heart, and looked up at the Queen Mother, her eyes like wolves, and shining with golden light.

The Queen Mother was a little hairy by those wild eyes, accustomed to groveling and flattery, and it was the first time she had seen someone so rude to herself.

"Okay, then you can explain. She suppressed the anger and strangeness in her heart and said lightly.

Long Xiaobai stepped forward, took a deep breath, and then showed a smile on his face.

"Actually, I came up with this riddle during an expedition, and one day I went on an expedition and came across two high mountains, so I climbed them with my bare hands...... in the past. ”

As he spoke, his hands were claw-shaped, and he fell up and down a few times. Several people who understood the mystery trembled at the same time, and their chests were numb.

"Wait for me to climb...... After these two peaks, the eyes suddenly opened up! a large plain. So I climbed again...... Oh no, I just walked over. I walked and walked and walked and walked, and suddenly, I saw a grassland in front of me, and I crossed the grassland. I've seen this ~ grassland, right?"

Long Xiaobai asked coldly.

"Hmm~" Everyone nodded in unison, and even the Queen Mother and the Seven Fairies, who were stunned to listen, nodded involuntarily.

Long Xiaobai smiled slightly and continued: "I crossed the grassland and saw a pass that read: Yumen Pass! Do you know what I saw in front of Yumen Pass?"

"A new world?" said a fairy.

"No~ But your new 'world'~ is not bad~" Long Xiaobai looked at the pretty little fairy, and flew over directly with an electric eye.

The little fairy's delicate body trembled, and her little face turned red suddenly. Covering his cheeks, he hid behind.

"Master, have you come across a cave? Otherwise, how could it be the White Dragon Cave?" Li Zhen'er said innocently.

"Quack, you're so smart!" Long Xiaobailang praised with a smile.

Nezha almost blocked her sister's mouth, she is also an old driver, how can she not understand the silver swing in this.

"And just like that, I came across a cave. Then start exploring! Quack quack, don't say it, the harvest is not bad~" Long Xiaobai's expression became a little obscene.

"Wow, Master is so clever, he can come up with such a lantern riddle. "Li Zhen'er is almost worshipping who Long Xiaobai.

"Little sister, sister, please, don't say it. "Nezha is about to cry, his sister, it's just pure.

(End of chapter)