Chapter 866: Garrisoned at the Border
"If this song is just in my ears, I'm afraid I'm a fairy figure. Dugu Mo's mouth is extremely sweet, and he turned a little bend to praise people.
What a sycophant prince of ink. The horseman who evaluated Wu Zhe's humility before was quite contemptuous of Dugu Mo in his heart.
Look at how humble Miss Zhou is, but you are such a sycophant with one mouth. must be looking at Miss Zhou's beauty, and smearing honey on her mouth to make people happy.
The groom made the above idea. Although there is no shortage of plots of dick silk and despicable shì, handsome and rich. But to put it simply, this is the beauty unfair effect.
When the same answer is spoken by different people, it is difficult for the judges to make an unbiased judgment.
A big man with chest hair picking his feet, and a girl with a slender waist D-cup, each give the same answer with a rough voice and a sinister glutinous voice, and any judge should prefer the latter to be more correct.
This effect involves the principle of contrast, the principle of human reproduction, the principle of aesthetics, and the ......
Anyway, Wu Zhe's appearance is inexplicably beyond the ordinary realm. In the words of some people: "Miss Zhou, why are you so likable?"
This has earned Wu Zhe a lot of benefits of doing more with less.
Perhaps one of the most important reasons why the evolutionary organism chose to feminize in the first place was based on this consideration.
Of course, Wu Zhe will oppose it 120% of the time, but there is no regret medicine in the world, and there is no chance to give her regret medicine.
After a few polite words, everyone continued on their way.
In this era of rushing, few riders are sympathetic to the hard work of hikers.
If it weren't for Wu Zhe's presence, the sergeants accompanying the guards would have to endure hardships all the way.
However, although Wu Zhe did not provide the sergeants with carriages like craftsmen, no one gave them a share of the refreshments. How could these big-headed soldiers ever enjoy such treatment?
In addition, there are storytellers and singing performances to watch. It was as if the labor army was effective, and the sergeants were all full of energy when they hurried one by one.
The pace of the walkers was faster, and the procession of carriages was even slower. Proper rest time arrangement. It is entirely planned by the evolutionary organism according to the overall planning of all human bodies.
Therefore, although there were a few delays, the overall journey of the envoy was faster than expected.
Tell stories at your leisure all the way. When the story of Wu Zhe's "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" reached the end of the chapter on East Evil and West Poison, and he was about to enter the chapter on the sword in Huashan, the envoy had already arrived at the border.
Dugu Mo and Leopard Lao were also quite surprised by this.
It took only four days to reach the border. This is more than expected.
The march of the large procession. It's usually much slower than riding alone.
Originally, I thought that the arrangement of four cycles a day and a half hours of walking and half an hour of rest would be slow.
The travel speed is very fast, how can there be such a result?
Thinking about it, the two could only smile bitterly at each other.
Dugu Mo said: "It turns out that Miss Zhou talks about storytelling, sings and sings, and there are such good motivational results. ”
Leopard Lao said with a smile: "If the two armies are facing each other, let Miss Zhou go, wouldn't it be more encouraging for the army?"
"That's talent. Dugu Mo thought so.
It's not just one person talking about Wu Zhe. Along the way, many people were talking.
"I heard that Miss Zhou's third song is about to be sung!"
"Really, that's great!"
"But I only heard the second song "Life is Meaningful" once, and it was a pity that Miss Zhou didn't open her mouth to sing. ”
"Do you know what Xianqu is?"
"It's the song that the gods listen to. ”
"That's right! If you listen to too many fairy songs, you will lose your life!"
"Ah, when you say that, it seems like that's really the case. ”
"That's it, if it's not a fairy song, how can there be such a beautiful song. ”
"Miss Zhou is sympathetic to us. For fear of breaking our longevity, I refused to open my mouth lightly. ”
"Actually, I heard her sing once. Presumably it can increase your life span by three years!"
"Three years, at least ten years!"
All kinds of demagogic gossip are flying all over the sky. Fortunately, it's not a scandal or anything in general, but gossip with a certain positive charm.
What is now recognized by almost everyone is: first, listening to Miss Zhou say that you can increase your life for a month at a time. The second is that listening to Miss Zhou's singing can increase your life span by ten years.
But if you listen to the same song many times, every time you will deduct ten years of longevity!
An old man whose teeth were about to fall out was also a little incredulous, and muttered nuttering, "Miss Zhou, don't accidentally repeat the singing." If I'm not careful, I'm going to die on the spot......"
Someone next to him answered: "Old man." That's your blessing! Ascension to heaven in Miss Zhou's singing, others can't ask for it, I'm afraid it can still shade future generations, it's better than finding a dragon's lair or something to bury in a feng shui treasure!"
Fortunately, Wu Zhe couldn't hear such words, otherwise he was afraid that no matter how strong his resistance was, he would at least be embarrassed.
The border is here. Dugu Mo's envoy can't mess up.
The border army of Qi was entrenched in the camp not far away.
"Xingwu Tunzha!" Dugu Mo began to make arrangements according to Wu Zhe's instructions: "Contact Qi State, and copy the report to our Dawu State Border Army General Division." Then start waiting...... In the meantime, Miss Zhou is in charge of leisure and entertainment!"
Miss Zhou is in charge of leisure and entertainment, and everyone can't understand it.
The military forces on the border have border troops, and there is also a stockade of the great prince.
The eldest prince had already received an official letter from the General Directorate of the Border Army, ordering him to return to China.
Needless to say, the eldest prince was very unhappy. If you don't make any progress on your mission, let people go back?
Sister Pomegranate, who accompanied the eldest prince to come out to negotiate, was even more furious: "The emperor Chrysostom ordered us to negotiate with the Qi State, how could it be your turn to be recalled by the General Department of the Border Army?
So the two of them stayed here and refused to leave.
Of course, the two of them are not stupid, and there are also a few people around them who have a little brains but are anxious and quick to remind: "Prince, you came out this time under the banner of border army negotiations." Shouldn't the General Department of the Border Army issue an official document to recall it?"
However, Sister Pomegranate taught the eldest prince a trick: if you don't admit it by the neck, we just won't go back.
On the other side, the eldest prince and Sister Pomegranate negotiated with Qi Guo desperately.
But the king of Qi didn't look like a parent who had lost his child at all, so he didn't hesitate to shoot an old minister who was almost blind and deaf to negotiate, and everything was in return to Qi Du.
Now the eldest prince and Sister Pomegranate are on fire every day......
Fortunately, the General Department of the Border Army had nothing to say to the eldest prince, and while returning to Emperor Xuanwu of Wudu, he still maintained the supply of the eldest prince's men and horses, which did not cut off the military food of dozens of people of the eldest prince.
"What?" (To be continued......