Chapter 84: Female men are not scary, but female goblins are scary
Looking at the Hummer slowly driving out of the community, the landlord was still a little confused.
"I said Xiaoling, you have been with Xiao Fang for so long, haven't you found out that he is very rich?"
"There's a fart money, if he wants money, will I break up with him? That woman just now may be the kind of wild model who comes out to fool around. ”
was hit again, and Sun Xiaoling was a little angry.
In front of Liu Ruyi just now, she was so pressed that she couldn't even lift her head, but now that there is no such pressure, she suddenly guessed maliciously.
"Wild model, didn't you see that the woman was driving a Hummer just now? Do you know how much that car is? And the identity of that woman is probably the legendary cheongsam goddess, Liu Ruyi! Lao Tzu was really killed by you this time!"
Liu Yu glared at Sun Xiaoling viciously and reprimanded.
"What the hell are you yelling at me, what the hell is the cheongsam goddess? ”
"Beautiful, hehe, it's really beautiful, there are two goddesses in the entire Southeast Province, one is Ling Yufei, the goddess of commerce on the bright side, and the other is not very well-known, it is Liu Ruyi, the goddess of cheongsam!"
Sneering twice, Liu Yu continued: "If you talk about beauty, between the two of you, but if you talk about net worth, the cheongsam goddess can catch up with ten Ling Yufei, offending Ling Yufei, it may be difficult to mix business in Dongping City, but if you offend Liu Ruyi, it is not a matter of Dongping City, and the entire southeast province does not want to find a place, so I advise you, in the future, you should not provoke that direction, he is not something you can afford to provoke, nor can I afford to provoke." ”
"It's so terrifying, are they still black, they can't kill people, that direction is obviously a dick......"
Sun Xiaoling was still a little unconvinced.
"You ignorant woman!Cao, Lao Tzu will continue to like men in the future!" Liu Yu said, directly leaving Sun Xiaoling and driving away.
Sun Xiaoling was stunned in place, recalling what Liu Yu had just said, and always felt that something was wrong.
Keep liking men?
......
In the Humvee, the direction did not know that after leaving, such a farce was staged.
He was staring at Liu Ruyi deadly, for fear that Liu Ruyi's serial routine would attack, and he would be caught by the defenseless one.
"Lord of the house, why do you look at people like this, you blush, although people also know that they are very beautiful, but shouldn't you just meet Ling Yufei? In the women's circle, your Ling Yufei is called the most beautiful without makeup!"
"Liu Ruyi, what are you going to do, you don't have to split your personality in front of me!"
The direction was speechless for a while, I haven't seen it all afternoon, what the hell is this goblin going to do.
Although Liu Ruyi, who is as gentle as water, is more in line with the image of the cheongsam goddess, the direction would rather Liu Ruyi be in front of him and transform into a proud female man, even if it is really transformed, with muscles pierced, tiger back and bear waist, the direction is also recognized.
The female man is not terrible, but the unguardable routine of the cheongsam goddess is terrifying!
"Why does the owner of the house say this, shouldn't the owner be grateful to others?" Liu Ruyi said with a wink.
The direction shuddered, trying to imagine Liu Ruyi as a man with a tiger's back and a bear's waist, so as not to be seduced by the trick.
But......
When I thought of the picture of Liu Ruyi wearing a cheongsam, the cold trembling in the direction couldn't stop, it seemed to be even more terrifying!
"Gratitude? Do you want me to be grateful to you?"
"Oh, don't talk so vulgarly about the landlord, I just can't get used to them bullying the landlord, so I can't help but let them know what kind of character the landlord is, people know that the landlord is a master of the world, and they won't be as knowledgeable as them, but they haven't reached the realm of the landlord yet!"
Liu Ruyi's coquettish whisper, that voice, that intonation, that posture, ordinary men absolutely can't stand it.
But is the direction an ordinary man......
The direction is that there is a man with a tiger's back and a bear's waist in her head, so no matter how gentle and lovely Liu Ruyi is, the more powerful and majestic she will be in the heart of the direction!
Seeing that the direction did not speak, Liu Ruyi continued: "And don't you understand that at noon today, people specially created an opportunity for the owner to save the beauty of a hero, Ling Yufei is afraid that she has been conquered by the wise image of the owner now, and she can't wait to make a promise! In fact, it's not just Ling Yufei, everyone is about to be conquered by the owner, but people know that the owner likes Ling Yufei, so they can only hide that admiration in the bottom of their hearts......"
"Can you stop saying it, your current image in my heart is already a nine-foot man, if you continue to say it, you will go straight to the sky and become the god of Pangu!"
"What nine-foot man?" Liu Ruyi said puzzled.
"It's okay, it's just that just now I suddenly got up and imagined you as a man wearing a cheongsam, the more you pretend to be gentle like this, the more majestic it will be in my heart, and now I am a nine-foot man......"
"Direction!"
Liu Ruyi stepped on the brakes, turned his head and stared in the direction, his eyes were like a beast that wanted to eat people!
Your sister is a big man with a tiger's back!
Although the old lady's personality exploded, she was a little gentle enough, but his sister was not angry with you, and the old lady hadn't broken out for so many years, okay?
In addition, where is the old lady on her back?
Are you blind and can't see the long legs of the old lady, which are slender, long, white and tender?
Wouldn't your conscience hurt if you imagined your mother like that?
For a while, Liu Ruyi scolded the direction from head to toe in his heart.
If the gaze and resentment are really substantial, Liu Ruyi's resentful gaze at this time may be able to pierce the earth a few times back and forth......
"What's wrong?"
The direction was startled by Liu Ruyi's cannibalistic gaze, but he was relieved in his heart.
Grandma/, I'm afraid that you don't break the gong, as long as you break the gong, Lao Tzu is not afraid of the trick, or that sentence, the female man is not terrible, the routine is terrible, can you really transform into a female man with a tiger's back and a bear's waist, and you can't eat Lao Tzu?
"It's okay, people just couldn't suppress the feelings in their hearts suddenly, and they didn't scare the landlord!" Liu Ruyi suddenly put away his desolate power and said softly and quietly.
After speaking, Liu Ruyi continued to drive on the road.
This time, the direction is really scared.
What the hell is this goblin trying to do, it's so crazy!
was imagined to be a nine-foot man, she could still hold back her own untransformed, how deep is this sister's routine waiting for herself?
No, this goblin is terrible, I want to go home!