Hu Yifan was taken aback and asked by luck: "Shangxian, I am on the earth, not in the heavenly realm, the divine thunder should not be able to bombard me, right?"

"Heavenly punishment is the law of nature, even if you are as noble as the Jade Emperor, you will not be spared from the heavenly punishment. Rest assured, no matter where you hide, which plane, even your inner world, the divine thunder will find you accurately and blast you to scum. ”

Bombed into scum and reassured Lao Tzu?

Hu Yifan rolled his eyes in his heart.

Tai Bai Xing's words were not shocking, and Hu Yifan's little heart was scared to the ground.

His bowels are now repentant.

Nima, for the sake of the small ~ cheap of ten pigs, he went to like it with his hand, and his own life was in danger.

Hu Yifan felt that his life could no longer bear this kind of tragedy.

How sad can you be, just like a thunderbolt to the head!

"Word Taibai Ancestor, my Venus Immortal, can your old man pity me and make some merit to me?"

"Merit can't be given, you can only rely on your own hard work to cultivate, and this immortal can't help!"

Tai Bai Xing's bland words ruthlessly extinguished Hu Yifan's originally fiery fluke thoughts.

Hu Yifan was puzzled: "Then why am I inexplicably missing 10 points of merit, isn't this a gift I gave to Zhu Bajie?"

Tai Baixing explained: "This is an incidental feature of the Heavenly Court version of WeChat, and it is also a shortcut to earn merit. All the immortals in the heavenly court can like it through the circle of friends and quickly accumulate merit points, and each praise merit value is ten. ”

When Hu Yifan heard this, he quickly opened the circle of friends, edited a message, selected the release path - "Celestial Friends", and then quickly clicked to confirm the release.

"Taibai Ancestor, hurry up and help me like it! I have already sent a message to Moments!"

Seeing that Tai Bai Xing did not respond, Hu Yifan pitifully won sympathy and said: "Shangxian, you won't watch me being struck by thunder, right?"

"Shangxian, you have a noble status and profound mana, you must not spare ten points of merit, right?"

"Taibai Ancestor, saving my life is also a kind of immeasurable merit, right?"

"Immortals?"

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No matter how Hu Yifan begged, Tai Bai Xing was unmoved.

Because he was holding his mobile phone, looking at Hu Yifan's four-character circle of friends of "Lying ~ Groove Nima", he was stunned with a black line.

After a long time, Tai Bai Xing sighed helplessly, and said to himself: "Is this rogue habit really him?

Tai Bai Xing's mind immediately appeared with a clear image of a middle-aged man: his handsome and incomparable facial features seemed to be carved out of marble, with sharp edges and corners, sharp lines, and deep eyes, unconsciously giving people a sense of oppression!

But the person in front of him is too different from his impression.

It's like two people!

Tai Bai Xing shook his head imperceptibly, put aside the doubts in his heart for a while, and replied: "Merit is extremely important, how dare this immortal squander it at will? ”

"Don't, don't work in vain, I'll send you a red envelope!"

Hu Yifan saw that Tai Bai Xing finally took care of himself, and hurriedly replied: "Shangxian, do you like to eat or play?" You can rest assured, as long as you give me a like, I guarantee that everything in the mortal world, as long as it is what you want, I will do my best to help you get it." ”

"The mortal world doesn't like it!"

I don't like your sister!

This pick-and-roll!

Hu Yifan cursed Tai Bai Xing no less than ten times in his heart, and said helplessly: "How can the immortal be willing to help me give me a compliment?"

"This time, the Western Holy Sect is coming, and it is menacing, and Heavenly Court is urgently preparing for war. Even though you are in the mortal world, you can also contribute your part. This immortal needs you to eliminate and destroy the believers of the Western Holy Sect in the mortal world one by one. If you swear to accept this task, Bensen will immediately give you a thumbs up. ”

For the sake of just ten points of merit, Lao Tzu is the enemy of the entire Western world?

Stupid ~ son will agree!

Hu Yifan rolled his eyes, and his heart was full of emotion.

He didn't even need to think about it to guess how huge the power of the believers of the Western Holy Sect was in the mortal world.

Accepting this mission from Tai Bai Xing is simply sending him to death.

"Hmph, I don't like the murderous life!" Hu Yifan directly refused.

"Aren't you afraid of heaven's punishment?

"Hehe, don't worry, my merit is no longer negative!"

"Oh?"

Tai Bai Xing was surprised, and hurriedly clicked on the circle of friends.

"How did you do it?"

"Hey, it's just a delicious doughnut!"

The corners of Hu Yifan's mouth hooked up a smile.

Jiro God is really a brother!

At the critical moment, he is still reliable.

"At the moment of the great enemy, Erlang God actually wasted his merits for some mortal worldly things, and damaged his own skills, which is really angry with the old man!" Tai Bai Xing said angrily: "If you are not effective against the enemy, see how the old man cleans him up." ”

"Hehe, this is your Heavenly Court's housework. It's late at night, I'm going to sleep too, Taibai Ancestor, goodbye to you!"

The merit has been earned, and his life is safe, Hu Yifan did not have the intention of continuing to brag and fart with Tai Bai Xing, yawned, and wanted to wash and sleep.

Today, he had just experienced the battle with the messenger's sister, and his body was already very tired.

At the moment, his life was guaranteed, his heart was a little calm, and a burst of sleepiness followed, and Hu Yifan yawned several times in succession.

"Wait!" Tai Bai Xing hurriedly said, "Hu Yifan, this immortal still needs you to accept this task and clear the Western Holy Sect forces in the mortal world. ”

"Don't do it!" Hu Yifan refused again.

"This is your mission, you have to do it if you don't do it!"

Tai Bai Xing may have been quite annoyed by Hu Yifan, who did not enter the oil and salt, and directly threatened: "Otherwise, this immortal will kick you out of the group, remove the immortal number, and even directly block your WeChat." ”

"You!"

This really hit Hu Yifan's weakness.

The sweetness of the fairy group, he has just tasted it.

If he is kicked out of the group, it is estimated that he will no longer be able to make friends with all kinds of immortals and grab red envelopes in the future.

"Hu Yifan, it is absolutely reasonable for me to ask you to accept this task. ”

Hard and soft!

Beat a stick and give a date.

After the hard threat was exhausted, Tai Bai Xing persuaded him softly.

"China has been up and down for 5,000 years, 5,000 years of civilization, has a long history, has always stood in the East, proud of the others, why in the modern 200 years gradually lagged behind the West, and was brutally invaded by the Western powers, suffered all kinds of humiliation, Chinese civilization was almost cut off?"

Tai Bai Xing inexplicably sent a long message.

"Isn't it because we refuse to learn advanced scientific and technological knowledge, so we are complacent, intoxicated with the dream of the Celestial Empire, that we are gradually falling behind the entire era?"

"Wrong!

"Oh, why do you say that?" said Hu Yifanqi.

"That's because the gods of the Western Holy Sect made despicable means to successfully sneak attack the Heavenly Court, the first war between the Eastern and Western Gods, the East was completely defeated, the Heavenly Court was so weak, and the Eastern Divine Continent could not be blessed by the Heavenly Court. Tai Bai Xing gritted his teeth.

"You mean that because of the defeat of Heavenly Court and the inability to protect Huaxia, Huaxia suffered humiliation for nearly two hundred years?"

"Correct solution!"

Tai Bai Xing nodded, and continued: "Fortunately, Huaxia has gradually risen and revived, the people's hearts have gradually strengthened, and the power of faith has fed back to the heavenly court, so that the heavenly court can breathe and its strength can be restored. Now that the Western forces in the mortal world cannot contain the gradually rising Huaxia, the Western gods of the Heavenly Realm will pour out of their nests and finish their work in one battle, wanting to annihilate the entire Heavenly Court in one fell swoop, cut off the blessing of Huaxia, and interrupt the luck of Huaxia's revival, so as to achieve their ultimate goal of forever dominating the two worlds. ”

"Blessing, luck, this kind of thing, I don't feel scientific at all. ”

Hu Yifan shook his head, he felt that what Tai Bai Xing said was simply incredible, and to put it bluntly, it was a bit.

"Hmph, ignorance, do you know what the nature of merit is, do you know why it's so important to the gods?"

"Why?"

"Merit is the power of faith generated in the mortal world! Immortals are not immortal, and when faith is exhausted, they will die!"

"You don't see the four ancient civilizations, except for Oriental China, the other three kingdoms correspond to the gods, the ancient ~ Ba ~ Babylon god Anu, the earth god Eah, the atmospheric god Enriel, Gu Ai ~ and the Nine Pillars God, Guyin ~ Brahma and other gods, back then they were also prominent in the heavenly realm, and in the end, it was not because the mortal people were exterminated, their faith dried up, and they disappeared in the long history of the heavenly realm?"

Tai Bai Xing calmed down the excitement in his heart, and continued: "Do you know why the gods of the Eastern and Western Heavens are fighting? The answer is simple, fight for the power of faith!"

"In the same way, in the mortal war, the victory of the gods, the victory of the gods, the protection of the mortal world, the great development of the mortal world, the power of faith is greatly increased, and in the same way, the mortal national war, the victory of the country, the power of faith is also greatly increased, and it will feed back to the gods of the heavenly realm, and so on, understand?"

Is there still such an operation?

Tai Bai Xing's explanation made Hu Yifan stunned and gradually convinced.

"So, isn't it from the national righteousness, the national standpoint, and the duties of the immortals, I should be obligated to accept your task?"

"Yes!"

"Why me?"

"It's your mission!"

"My mission?" Hu Yifan was angry when he heard this, "Didn't you say that the Jade Emperor and Rulai would send people to teach me a lesson, or even kill me?" Hmph, Heavenly Court is their Heavenly Court, and the country is not my country alone, I will be stupid to confront the entire West because of the bullshit mission you said?"

"In the future, you will know why this is your mission! Hu Yifan, you have to remember one thing, in the entire Heavenly Court, you can only believe me. ”

Tai Bai Xing ignored Hu Yifan's complaints, and then said solemnly: "I hope that you will use the shortest time to unify the Huaxia God Alliance and annihilate the believers of the Western Holy Sect in the mortal world in one fell swoop." ”

"One day in heaven, one year on earth, you only have three years, remember!"

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