lit a cigarette, Hu Yifan was still hesitating whether to accept Erlang God's friend application.

Don't accept it, act as if you didn't see it, but now that Erlang God has noticed him, it's not a way to delay it for a long time!

Accept that there is a difference between people and immortals, and sooner or later the fact that he is a mortal will be exposed, and Hu Yifan is also quite curious, why does Erlang God add himself as a friend.

After smoking a cigarette, Hu Yifan had already made a decision.

First of all, all the fake drug advertisements that he used to send in his circle of friends were emptied, Nima, if you add Erlang God's friends, it will be troublesome for their gods to see their circle of friends.

Ding dong.

As soon as he accepted the friend application, Erlang God sent a message.

"Brother Lang, I've been paying attention to you for a long time, and I won't bubble when I grab red envelopes every day. Why, are you afraid that they will let you send red envelopes?"

There are also three evil smiles in the back.

Hu Yifan looked at the words above, and his heart was beating, and his heart was beating.

If he doesn't reply to a word, maybe he'll be finished.

Just when he hesitated how to answer, Erlang God sent another sentence.

"Hehe, Brother Lang is not a person who does loss-making business, you just robbed my "King Kong Incorruptible Body" cheats, although I also robbed others of this cheats, you will definitely not be able to practice, but you should also know the value of this cheats, do you mean it?"

After this, there were three more smirking expressions.

What does that mean?

Could it be that this Erlang God is looking for himself to ask for a private bag?

Hu Yifan said that he was very helpless, he didn't know how to send it! Can't you give Erlang God an 888 yuan, send a red envelope, Wishing you prosperity, right?

Money is still a trivial matter, but he can't use RMB as a god!

"Are you pretending to be absent with Brother Lang? Okay, Brother Lang is in the group @ you go!"

Nima, Erlang God's temper!

"Brother Lang, wait a minute, I, uh, Xiaoxian will send it to you right away!"

"That's pretty much it, hurry up!" Erlang God almost replied in seconds.

With the mentality of giving it a try, click on the red envelope.

Bite.

It's different from giving out red envelopes!

After clicking on the red envelope, a box will immediately appear on the screen that is the same as scanning the QR code.

Syllable!

Hu Yifan slapped his thigh hard, damn, it turned out that it wasn't RMB!

Quickly turned off the scanning camera first.

Hu Yifan was still hesitating what to sweep and send to Erlang God.

What does Jiro God like?

Asking for dog food in the group every day, is it really going to send some dog food?

According to Hu Yifan's experience of watching CCTV's "Baolian Lantern Prequel" and "Baolian Lantern", the woman Erlangshen likes should be Chang'e.

What is the third princess of the West Sea likes Erlang God, and saved him several times, so Erlang God Yang Jian married her for the purpose of repaying her kindness, but getting married does not mean liking, Erlang God has always liked Chang'e in his heart, which can be corroborated by the fact that he named the Xiaotian Dog Chang'e in the group, and more importantly, Hu Yifan believes that CCTV should be more reliable.

can know that the woman he likes is Chang'e has a hairy use, and Lao Tzu can't sweep Chang'e and send it to him!

Hu Yifan was distressed.

Chang'e, Chang'e, what is Chang'e? Chang'e portrait, Chang'e doll, or inflatable Chang'e? That's right, moon cakes, moon cakes!

Legend has it that the custom of Chinese eating mooncakes is because Chang'e ran to the moon to become an immortal, hehe, there is still a bag of mooncakes in the refrigerator at home that is about to expire!

Hu Yifan patted his thigh, and secretly sighed that he was smart, his thinking divergent and associative, invincible in bed!

Just as Hu Yifan was thinking about what to send to Erlang God, Erlang God had already sent N messages on WeChat, all urging him to send red envelopes quickly.

, Erlang God has such a violent temper, why didn't he notice it when he watched "The Prequel of Baolian Lantern" and "Baolian Lantern" before?

Hurriedly click on the development red envelope, and the scan box appears again.

"It should be successful, it should be successful, it should be successful......" Hu Yifan pointed the camera at the unpackaged, two mooncakes that were about to expire, and prayed in his heart.

Scanning, identification successful.

Ding Dong, bright red envelopes immediately appear on the screen.

Haha, you really can!

"Erlang God has received your red envelope. ”

"What is this?"

It seems that the goods are in hand, Hu Yifan swallowed a mouthful of saliva, this TM is really amazing, and it can really be sent. "If I take my mobile phone and sweep myself, will Lao Tzu be able to teleport directly to the fairy world? Fly directly to the fairy world, I feel a little excited to think about it!" Hu Yifan guessed wildly in his heart.

Shaking off the nonsense in his mind, Hu Yifan explained: "What to eat!"

Erlang God replied, "Then I'll taste it!" and disappeared.

Ding dong.

"Fellow Daoist, what a good treasure you are, it's delicious! Brother Lang has never eaten it!"

Looking at Erlang God's words on the screen, the corners of Hu Yifan's mouth rose slightly - five-kernel moon cakes, inherited for thousands of years, are really worth having.

"This is a moon cake, a treasure that Xiaoxian finally found somewhere in the mortal world, I heard that it was Fairy Chang'e's favorite snack in the mortal world!"

"Ah, really?!Daoyou, Daoyou, is there any?Send some more to Brother Lang, these two mooncakes have already been eaten by me, if it is really Fairy Chang'e's favorite food, I want to send a few to her to taste too!"

"Babies are naturally scarce, and what I gave to Brother Lang just now is the only thing left by Xiaoxian. ”

"Cut, stingy!" Erlang God obviously didn't believe that what Hu Yifan said was true.

"That's it, that's it, in fact, Brother Lang, I only ate one, and the remaining one will be given to Fairy Chang'e to taste, if she really likes it, I'll look for you next time!

This encounter with Erlang God knows how to send red envelopes, and I also got on the line with him to become WeChat friends, and it seems that life in the WeChat group will be more interesting in the future.

After surviving the small crisis of Erlang God, Hu Yifan put his mind on the secret book of King Kong's incorruptible body.

Erlang God said that he would never be able to practice, and Hu Yifan wanted to give it a try!

Open the treasure chest and extract.

Do you want to learn the cheats of King Kong's incorruptible body?

Be.

A golden light flashed from his body, Hu Yifan immediately felt that his clothes had become bloated, the muscles of his whole body seemed to be much stronger, and he seemed to have lost weight.

Haha, people will really become handsome when they are thin!

Looking at the long-lost handsome appearance in the mirror, Hu Yifan was even more satisfied.

If King Kong is not bad, then try to see if it can resist the knife.

Do what you want, do it beautifully! Hu Yifan hurriedly took a kitchen knife from the kitchen and carefully slashed his thigh.

The kitchen knife made contact with the thigh, and did not make the expected metal friction sound.

Hu Yifan didn't feel a trace of pain.

What's even more amazing is that no matter how hard you stroke, even if your jeans are cut into strips of cloth, your thighs are still undamaged, and you don't even lose a single leg hair.

Ha ha.

Sure enough, King Kong is not bad!

Sure enough, it was invulnerable!

Don't lose your leg hair yet!

Hu Yifan laughed with a kitchen knife, and his expression was as obscene as he was.

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