Chapter 013: Annoyed Sun Dasheng

couldn't get any benefits from the stingy ghost of Erlang God, so Hu Yifan moved his mind to the WeChat group again.

Sun Wukong doesn't know where to go to be happy recently, Hu Yifan hasn't seen him bubbling in the group for several days, he used to be active in grabbing red envelopes, fighting with Erlang God actively, and maintaining Zhu Bajie's positive three activists.

As soon as Hu Yifan opened the WeChat group, he found that the three activists were back.

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Monkey King: Recently, my grandson has been absent, do you miss me? [smile] [smile] [smile]

God of Wealth: What have you been busy with lately? Why haven't I seen you bubbling for a few days? I haven't even grabbed a red envelope.

Yue Lao: Could it be that which fairy went to the private meeting? [Bad laugh] [Bad laugh] [Bad laugh] It seems that the old man is going to check the marriage rope of the Great Sage!

Zhu Bajie: Hmph, @ๆœˆ่€, you will talk nonsense, there is absolutely no such thing! Brother Monkey doesn't understand the customs, doesn't know the wind and the moon, but he is famous, how can he do such a thing as a private meeting with a fairy?

Yue Lao: The Great Sage doesn't understand the customs and doesn't know the wind and the moon?

Zhu Bajie: Hmph, of course! I think Brother Monkey used a spell to freeze all the fairies in Pan Taoyuan, but he is not on it yet

Fortuna: And ??? this thing really happen?!@่Ÿ ๆกƒไป™ๅญ

Peach Fairy: @็Œชๅ…ซๆˆ’, what are you talking about with your stinky pig's mouth? [Knife] [Knife] [Knife]

Lei Gong: Bubbling, big news!@็”ตๆฏ, your favorite gossip is here!

Electric Mother: @้›ทๅ…ฌ, my first favorite is your husband, and my second favorite is gossip, what's wrong with my husband?

Stove God: @้›ทๅ…ฌ@็”ตๆฏ, don't show your affection in the group, you are thousands of years old husband and wife, are you tired of it?@็Œชๅ…ซๆˆ’, how come I don't know about such secrets?

Hmph: Hmph!

Ha: Hah!

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Zhu Bajie's big pig mouth is really big, such private things were poked out by him in the group, the group was suddenly boiling, all the immortals talked about it, Hu Yifan looked funny for a while, as for the only hum, ha, if Hu Yifan guessed correctly, they should be hum Ha two two goods.

Sure enough, the three activists immediately became the second activists, and Sun Wukong was probably angry, and he unusually tore the pig with his own hands!

Sun Wukong: @็Œชๅ…ซๆˆ’, nerd, what's wrong with my old grandson?

Clairvoyant: Hahaha, if you have to make it clear, the first step should be to touch and scratch!

Tailwind Ear: The second step is to kiss and pinch!

Lei Gong: The third step is to hug and hug!

Electric mother: Ask what the world is like, only teach people to take off their clothes and pants, the fourth step is to take off, take off, take off your clothes!

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These gods are really fucking talented, Hu Yifan smiled when he saw it, if he was asked to go back, he would definitely return to Sun Dasheng's familiar golden sentence: The fifth step, eat my old grandson!

It's a pity that Hu Yifan doesn't have the courage to bubble now.

The coaxing of the immortals completely angered Sun Wukong, and Sun Monkey's violent temper was definitely not blown.

Really.

Sun Wukong: Shut up for me! Say more, don't blame my grandson's golden hoop stick for not forgiving!@็Œชๅ…ซๆˆ’, what's wrong with my grandson?[Angry][Angry]

Zhu Bajie: Hmph, your stick is not afraid of my old pig at all!

Monkey King: Really? Could it be that your pigskin is itching again? [Knife] [Knife] [Knife]

Zhu Bajie: Brother Monkey, I was wrong, old pig! It's all to blame for this broken mobile phone input method, in fact, I still have words behind me, and I sent it without typing. Really, Brother Monkey, you have to believe me!

Sun Wukong: Then you explain it to everyone! Hugh has tarnished the innocence of the peach fairy!

Zhu Bajie: Everyone heard clearly! Brother Monkey is definitely a righteous gentleman, he used the immobilization method in the peach garden to trap the peach fairy, and then treated the fairy extremely politely, without any offense, and the fairy talked about the scriptures for a few hours, and finally just went up to the peach tree and walked a few peach peach.

Zhu Bajie: What I want to send is actually "Hmph, of course!, I think Brother Monkey used a spell to freeze the fairies in the peach orchard, not to go to the peach tree and pick the peach peach, definitely don't understand the customs, don't know the wind and moon!", all blame this broken input method, the words behind it haven't been typed yet, and the message was sent.

Zhu Bajie: Contact up and down, everyone should know that I don't mean that kind of old pig, don't think about it!

Pan Tao Fairy: Zhu Bajie is right! I am innocent with the Great Sage, and the Great Sage has never done anything insulting and out of line, please don't spread false rumors!

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Hu Yifan looked at Zhu Bajie and Peach Fairy's explanations, and was speechless for a while, he didn't know what the gods in the group thought, anyway, he felt that things were getting a little darker?

Sure enough, a group of immortals replied in a strange way:

Claireye: I see!

Shunfeng Ear: As it should be!

Lei Gong: That's right!

Electron: Sure enough!

Fortuna: Definitely!

Hmph: Hmph!

Ha: Hah!

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Obviously, the gods and immortals didn't believe what Zhu Bajie and Peach Fairy said.

Hu Yifan watched it for a while and didn't continue to read it, Nima, this group of fairy gossip chatted energetically, and they didn't send a red envelope, which was boring!

Just as he was about to put away his phone and drive his Ferrari around the village, a friend application suddenly appeared in his WeChat address book.

My grandson came here for a visit.

Monkey king?

Seeing this friend application, Hu Yifan's heart jumped suddenly, why did this Sun Monkey suddenly want to add me as a friend?

Ding dong.

As soon as he accepted the friend application, Sun Wukong sent a message.

"Daoyou, what kind of immortal are you? Why didn't you ridicule my grandson in the group?"

It seems that this monkey was stimulated a lot today, and even no one in the group noticed that he was ridiculed, and this heart eye was really as small as a grain of rice, and it couldn't accommodate sand.

"Great Sage, Xiaoxian knows that you and Peach Fairy are absolutely innocent, so you don't have the heart to ridicule!" Hu Yifan organized his language and replied.

"Oh?"

"The Great Sage even beats the white bone spirit and other stunning goblins who have brought disaster to the country and the people, and if he doesn't take a second look, he will never have any obscene actions against the Peach Fairy, among the immortals in the heavenly court, the great sage should definitely be the first!" Hu Yifan immediately gave a sycophant.

Indeed, Chinese who have watched "Journey to the West" know that Sun Monkey is definitely a magical existence that is not close to women, and Liu Xia Hui in the gods.

The sycophant shot Sun Wukong was very useful, and the injured heart seemed to be comforted, and he immediately had a good impression of Hu Yifan, "Daoyou really knows my old grandson!"

Ding dong.

A big red envelope blinded Hu Yifan's eyes.

Happiness came too suddenly!

Hu Yifan did not hesitate, immediately grabbed the red envelope, clicked on it, and his eyes widened.

"Taishang Laojun Medical Scripture Cheats" X1

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Taishang Laojun Medical Scripture Secrets: Taishang Laojun summarized his lifelong medical experience and wrote, including medical theory, internal force, treatment, medical science to explain the pathological principles of the world, internal force to detail the medical scriptures, and treatment to detail acupuncture and acupuncture to treat diseases, which is the most medical in the heavenly realm.

"Great Sage, this red envelope really surprised Xiaoxian!" Hu Yifan was flattered, Nima, it's really a big bag!

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