Chapter 624: The Swordsman Dog
Sometimes thinking about it, Lu Fan feels that this world is quite wonderful.
They are completely different species, with completely different language, aesthetics, entertainment, food, pursuits, etc., but they can become best friends.
Between parents and children, there is a gap of more than ten or twenty years, and there is still a big generation gap, why can dogs become the most loyal friends of human beings?
Huskies, Samoyeds, Alaska, Akita, Golden Retrievers, all kinds of dogs, live in cities large and small, share the joys and sorrows of their owners, and witness the pure and two friendships.
Dogs and humans are so close that humans know a lot about dogs, and it can be said that everything about dogs, everyone knows.
However, today, there is a dog on the streets of Shanshui that humans have never seen.
It was a yellow earth dog, not landing on all four paws at all, but standing only with its hind paws, with its front two paws held in front of its chest, showing a human posture.
On the head of the earth dog, there is also a small hat, and on the back, there is also a sword with a scabbard.
The earth dog has become a chivalrous man in martial arts movies.
"Whose dog is that, it can stand. ā
"Wow, it's really cool, a kingly style is coming. ā
"Seeing this dog, I can't help but think of Mr. Jin's golden sentence of 'the great man is for the country and the people'. ā
"Damn, you look at the expression on the dog's face, stunned, surprised, it's so rich, the dog can't be a sperm, right?"
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Such a maverick earth dog appeared on the street, which immediately attracted the onlookers of passers-by, and many people picked up their mobile phones to take pictures and videos of the earth dog with a sword on its back.
The earth dog stood motionless, turning his head, his eyes very deep, looking at the pedestrians around him.
"How do I feel like it's a bit like a human!"
Someone said.
"yes, I think it looks a bit human, too. ā
"I'm reminded of Caesar, the king of the orangutans from Rise of the Planet. ā
"A group of people are talking nonsense again, "Rise of the Planet" is just a movie, how can there be reality!"
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The ears of the earth dog with the sword on his back moved, and he suddenly turned his head and looked at the young man who said Caesar in "Rise of the Planet".
"Brother Hui, the dog must have understood what you said before. ā
Brother Hui's side, the roommate said.
"Da Ming, don't talk nonsense, how can a dog understand human speech. ā
Brother Hui said.
"Other dogs, I don't understand, but this dog is a little different. Da Ming held his chin in one hand and looked at the sword dog with interest, "I think this dog may be Ā·Ā·Ā·Ā·Ā·Ā·."
"Where's Caesar?"
The earth dog suddenly spoke.
"How do I know this!" Da Ming looked at Brother Hui a little strangely, "Where is Caesar, you have to ask someone who has watched "Rise of the Planet". ā
"I didn't ask you where Caesar is?" Brother Hui said even more strangely, "How can I ask where a movie character is, how can I ask such a brain-dead question?"
"It's not you, who is that?"
"It's not me!"
"Where's Caesar?"
The earth dog with the sword on his back walked directly in front of Da Ming and Brother Hui this time.
"I don't think I drank much last night?" Da Ming looked incredulous, "Why did you hallucinate?"
"Are you seeing a hallucination like a dog talking?"
Brother Hui rubbed his eyes vigorously.
"It's me who speaks. The earth dog stretched out his paws and pushed his hat, "Where is the Caesar you just mentioned?"
"Demons, demons, monsters!"
Da Ming screamed, so frightened that he ran away.
There was a talking dog on the street, the whole thing was messed up, many people were the same as Brother Da Minghui's roommates, thinking that it was a demon and was scared to run away, and some people were bold and did not run away, but pulled away from the earth dog at a certain distance, observing on the side, and there was also the kind of severe Circle of Friends cancer patients who were uncomfortable without posting a circle of friends for a day risked their lives to take photos and videos.
"Don't be afraid, I won't hurt you, I just want to ask a few questions, I just want to know something!"
The earth dog said loudly.
"What questions do you want to ask?"
Someone shouted at the dog.
"Who am I?"
The earth dog shouted back.
"Aren't you just a dog!"
"But isn't that what dogs are supposed to be?" Dirt Dog stretched out his paw and pointed at the other dogs in the street, "Why can I talk?"
"You're an alien dog, aren't you?" asked a girl with glasses holding a book, "Are you here to invade our earth?"
"Alien?" the earth dog's dark eyes rolled, "What is that? Earth?
Seeing that someone said a few words to the earth dog, and the earth dog was more "kind", the people around him were a little bolder.
"Why are you looking for Caesar, is that your long-lost brother?"
A beggar carrying a half-sack of drink bottles asked.
"How can I be a brother to an orangutan?" said the earth dog, "I just heard that you wanted to ask him because I remembered it and thought that it might be the same situation as me." ā
"Puppy, do you know Planet Rising?"
"What's that?"
"It's not a place, it's a movie, Caesar doesn't exist, we humans made it up to deceive children. ā
"What is a movie?"
"Puppy, you know it's useless, dogs are not allowed in movie theaters. ā
"Why don't you let me in?"
The dog's eyes rolled, and he looked thoughtful.
"Big dog!"
A tall, lanky man with glasses screamed.
"You called me?"
The earth dog looked at the man with glasses.
"Do you have a master?"
"I can't remember. ā
"Did you run out of some mad scientist's lab?"
"IāI don't know where I came from. ā
Gollum!
At this time, a loud bark came from the belly of the earth dog.
"I, I'm hungry. The earth dog said, "If any of you have something, give me some." ā
When everyone spoke, they were shouting from a long distance, and now the earth dog asked for something to eat, and no one stepped forward.
"I'm really hungry, and if any of you help me, I'll repay you. ā
The earth dog looked at everyone pitifully.
"Puppy, how are you going to repay us!"
Someone asked.
"I can protect you!" said the earth dog, "Do you see the sword on my back, I am a swordsman, and I am the third in the world of swordsmanship." ā
A dog said he was a swordsman, but it was funny, and there was a burst of laughter around him.
"You're a dog, and dogs can also do swordsmanship?"
"Man is the chief of all things, but all living beings have the right to pursue the Tao, and the sword is the love of my life!"
The earth dog stretched out his paws and touched the sword behind his back.
"You don't even know who you are, you don't even know where you come from, how do you know to pursue the way of the sword?"
"yes, why is that?"
The earth dog frowned, thinking hard.
"Big dog, why is it the third in the world?"
"Because there are two swordsmen in the world that I can't beat. ā