Bajie looks stupid and stupid, but in fact he is not stupid at all. Vertices are updated the fastest

Not only is he not stupid, but he is also a true escape expert.

Along the way, he carried out countless pathfinding missions, but he still lived a nourishing life, jumping around like a monkey all day long.

And it's also said in the book, but any kind of monster who is good at the art of charm will not have too high his own skills.

As a love psychology beast, Bajie has never put a few little succubi in his eyes!

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Bajie rode the clouds and mist through the forest.

His mission this time is just a simple exploration of the way, a rough understanding of the general situation of this forest is OK, as for the follow-up search mission, it is not something he can complete alone.

He flew around the forest twice, but found nothing out of the ordinary, so he decided to go back to report to work.

However, at this moment, he vaguely saw a figure through the dense leaves.

Judging from the appearance, it seemed to be a woman, stumbling through the forest, looking very flustered.

It didn't go far before the figure fell to the ground.

As a disciple of Buddhism, Bajie is well versed in the truth that 'saving a life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter'.

What's more, it's still a woman!

Bajie flew over, pressed the cloud head, and found out.

He got closer and closer, and finally came closer. Through observation, he determined that the person who was now lying prone on the ground was indeed a woman.

The woman was petite, wearing a short skirt with a corseted waist, and her long blond hair was tied up and coiled behind her head. As for what this woman looks like, Bajie doesn't know, because she is lying on the ground, and only one of the back of her head can be seen.

At this time, her shoulders were shaking incessantly, and she seemed to be in pain.

Bajie's gaze continued to move down, and found that she was really injured, the injury was on the calf, it was a small golden arrow that injured her, leaving only a short arrow tail exposed on the surface of the skin.

Looking at this woman, Bajie fell into thought.

Could it be that she is Artemis, the goddess of the hunt who has come to find this time?, but as soon as this idea flashes through her mind, she is denied by the Eight Commandments.

Think that Artemis is one of the twelve main gods on Mount Olympus, and there are only a handful of people who can hurt her.

What's more, she is still the owner of the forest, and she occupies an absolute geographical advantage, even if someone wants to plot against her, it is impossible to choose in the forest, right?

So could this woman be a succubus? It's quite possible!

The trick of pretending to be injured is purely the leftover of the monsters of the Three Realms, Bajie and others have encountered it many times on the way to the west, for example, the fake Taoist priest with a big sword back then, Bajie also suffered a secret loss at his hands.

And this woman was still wounded by an arrow, maybe she was shot by the hunting goddess who was good at riding and shooting!

Women with golden arrows, with this small golden arrow, it seems that all this is said in the past.

Although Bajie was almost certain that the woman in front of him was a monster, after all, all this was just his guess.

What if I guess wrong?

In order to get a definite answer, Bajie decided to test it.

He stepped forward and asked, "Girl, are you alright?"

Hearing Bajie's words, the woman seemed to be shocked. She tried to stand up with her hands on the ground, but was unsuccessful.

With this movement, she seemed to be in more pain, and her shoulders shook more violently.

Bajie said: "Girl, I'm just passing by, definitely not a bad person, don't be afraid." ”

The woman didn't believe it and screamed, "Mud Kai, Mud Kai!"

"Hey, she told me to go away, I don't look like a monster. Bajie thought to himself.

In the past, when this happened, the youkai usually shouted for help, so how could they tell people to go away?

Since she's not a youkai, she should be saved.

But Bajie thought about it for a while: "What if this is a new routine played by monsters? The art of war is cloudy: the virtual is real, the real is virtual, this is a plan to capture the old and indulge!"

A monster that can play this kind of routine is definitely not a low-IQ monster.

Thinking of this, Bajie became even more vigilant.

Will this person be saved, or will he not be saved? Bajie hesitated a little.

At this moment, the woman shouted again, "You are not leaving!"

It seems that this is the rhythm of the routine to the end!

But Bajie still couldn't be sure if this woman was a monster or not, so he thought about it for a while and finally decided to stay and continue to observe.

He said, "What are you going to do when I'm gone? The mountains here are high and dense, there is no village in front of you, there is no shop in the back, and there are fierce beasts and other dangers." Or I'll call a few more people over, and if there are too many people, I won't be afraid of danger. How?"

Bajie said so, but what he thought in his heart was that my brother monkey has fiery eyes, and he will know at a glance whether this woman is a monster or not, and if she is a monster, she will be killed, and if she is not a monster, she will be saved.

So you have the best of both worlds.

When the woman heard Bajie say this, her body trembled even more, and even her voice began to tremble. She screamed again, "Don't! If you don't leave, I'll kill you!"

"Hey, why are you like this! I saved you, and instead of thanking me, you wanted to kill me?" Bajie continued to babble crookedly, chattering non-stop.

Perhaps stimulated, the woman raised her head with difficulty and looked at Bajie, her eyes shining like stars.

Wow, it's a beautiful woman! It's so beautiful.

Bajie was stunned for a moment.

Suddenly, the woman screamed: "Zhu Bajie, it's you dead pervert!"

Bajie was stunned again after he finished staying.

He was stunned for a long time, and then asked stupidly: "How do you know me?

The woman said: "You pig's head hurt my aunt and grandmother and I lost millions of gold coins, even if you turn to ashes, I will recognize you!"

Artemis, the goddess of the hunt!

Now Bajie is basically sure who the woman in front of him is.

But who shot her?

In order to further prove this conjecture, Bajie cautiously asked, "I don't know the girl's surname?"

The woman said: "Do you still need to ask about this? Auntie, I am Artemis, the hunting goddess of the twelve main gods of Mount Olympus!"

Oops, I actually met the goddess. This luck is really good.

Bajie continued to ask: "By the way, as a goddess in charge of the forest, how could you plant a fight in your own territory?"

Hearing this, Artemis suddenly thought of something again, and she screamed again: "You perverted pig, I don't want you to save me, you go quickly!"

She was so emotional that her face was flushed and delicate.

Bajie looked at her carefully, and then said, "Girl, you are poisoned." ”

Artemis screamed in terror, "How do you know!"

Bajie smiled confidently: "Because I know how to heal." Your flushed face is not caused by emotion, but because you have been poisoned. ”