Chapter 134: Fox Fake Tiger Might
Shaking his head, he caught a glimpse of a very tall man sitting on the chair in front of the wooden table, wearing a gorgeous hat and crown, and wearing a brocade heavenly robe, like an emperor in the world.
The man in Jinli Tianyi was also staring at him in disbelief.
"Ten generations of Hades, King Qin Guang?"
Thinking of the plaque in front of the hall, Hu Yifan exclaimed.
This exclamation caused all the ghosts to be angry, and they opened their mouths and screamed, as if they were cursing something.
It's a pity that Hu Yifan couldn't hear it at all.
", what's the situation with this Nima?"
Hu Yifan was stunned.
The situation in front of me is really a little weird.
"Is there a difference between humans and ghosts, mortals can't see ghosts, and they can't hear ghosts?"
Thinking of this, Hu Yifan suddenly shouted at the ghosts and said, "Can you hear me? Do you understand what I mean? If so, nod!"
There were a lot of little ghosts around, and the chickens nodded violently like pecking rice.
Seeing that they were so cooperative, Hu Yifan hurriedly pointed to the "Jinli Tianyi Ghost" in front of the table again, and shouted: "Is he your King Qin Guang? If so, you can clap your hands!"
Suddenly, wooden sticks and chains fell to the ground.
The sound of the little ghosts clapping their hands, Hu Yifan couldn't hear it, and the sound of wooden sticks and chains falling to the ground was clearly audible.
"Hehe, the IQ of these little ghosts doesn't seem to be high!"
A simple sentence made all the ghosts lose their weapons, Hu Yifan laughed happily, and praised these upright boys and ghosts in front of him.
Glancing at the "Jinli Heavenly Clothes Ghost", Hu Yifan was keenly aware that a trace of annoyance seemed to flash on his face.
Hu Yifan hurriedly put away his joke thoughts, straightened his mind, and said earnestly: "King Qin Guang, hello! The kid's name is Hu Yifan, from the mortal world, this time I took the liberty to visit, I have offended a lot, please forgive me." ”
Before he finished speaking, Hu Yifan took out a large stack of money paper from the storage ring and respectfully handed it to King Qin Guang.
These colorful money papers were brought by Hu Yifan from the funeral home, and the "Heaven and Earth Bank" is genuine, well-printed, and even the smallest face value is one billion yuan.
As soon as the money paper came out, it became the focus.
It seems to have deadly magic, instantly attracting the attention of a group of imps.
At this time, the little ghosts didn't even bother to pick up the wooden sticks and chains, and they all looked straight at this side, their eyes straight and fiery.
A smile appeared on the corner of Hu Yifan's mouth.
"Ge Laozi, I can't imagine that money paper is really a hard currency of the underworld!"
Immediately, Hu Yifan was suddenly overjoyed, his eyes instantly became hot, and he secretly swallowed his spit, and said: Nima, according to the exchange rate between RMB and the underworld currency, ten yuan for ten billion, Lao Tzu is definitely the richest man in the prefecture!
If it weren't for the fact that his beloved Mei'er still needed to be rescued by himself, Hu Yifan at this time had plans to be a leisurely local tyrant in the underworld.
There is a saying that "money can make ghosts grind, and the king of Hades also loves green banknotes", seeing the huge amount of dark coins, King Qin Guang immediately turned his anger into joy, and hurriedly put the money paper into his arms.
After staring at Hu Yifan for a long time, King Qin Guang opened his mouth and said something wow.
It's a pity that Hu Yifan still couldn't hear it, and could only respond with blank eyes.
Scratching his head, King Qin Guang hesitated for a moment, and reluctantly took out a pitch-black petal from his arms, and handed it to Hu Yifan quite solemnly.
"Give it to me?" asked Hu Yifan.
King Qin Guang nodded, pointed to the petals, and then pointed to his mouth.
"You let me eat it?" Hu Yifan asked again.
King Qin Guang smiled and nodded.
Ge Laozi, it won't be poisonous, right?
Hu Yifan took the petals, a little hesitant in his heart.
Secretly glancing at King Qin Guang, seeing that he was looking at him with a painful face, Hu Yifan was very happy, and hurriedly sent the pitch-black petals into his mouth.
Rumble!
A spicy taste wells up in my throat and then rushes straight to my mind.
Ahem, ahem!
This perverted ~ spicy taste is thousands of times worse than the mustard that Hu Yifan has eaten, choking him to cough a few times, tears flowing, and extremely painful.
"Isn't it a little spicy?"
A little spicy?!
Hearing such bastard words, Hu Yifan was a little annoyed, and said angrily without thinking: "It's a little spicy?!Fuck, the full man doesn't know how hungry and hungry, and he doesn't understand the darkness of the day and night, you can also fucking eat and eat, you know how spicy this thing is, fuck, it's spicy, uh......?"
"Who's talking to me? I can hear the?!"
Hu Yifan sighed in his heart.
Turning his head, seeing that King Qin Guang seemed to be a little annoyed by himself, Hu Yifan hurriedly apologized and said, "King Qin Guang, I'm sorry, the kid really didn't mean it. You have a lot of ......."
The great god in front of him is Jiang, the king of Qin Guang.
The head of the Ten Palaces of Hades, in charge of the first palace of the underworld, has great power, and is in charge of the book of life and death in the world.
He can sentence you to life and death of a ghost, and if you are reincarnated, you will be reincarnated, and if you are sentenced to the mirror of evil, you will have to suffer in prison, and you will never be able to be reborn.
Hu Yifan didn't dare to offend such a fierce man, and hurriedly took out a bundle of tens of billions of worth of paper from the storage ring.
"King Qin Guang, the kid is really damned, he offended you...... Hehe, you know, the kid really didn't mean to......"
Hu Yifan smiled flatteringly and embarrassedly, and carefully handed the bundle of hard currency to King Qin Guang.
King Qin Guang's eyes narrowed, and he nodded slightly, as if he didn't care about Hu Yifan's rudeness ~ rudeness.
Putting the money paper into his arms again, King Qin Guang opened his mouth and asked, "Hu Yifan, how did you enter the underworld?
Hu Yifan bowed his hand, and replied: "King Qin Guang, don't hide it, the kid was entrusted by Sun Dasheng to come to the underworld to find the soul of a woman in the world." ”
Before coming, Hu Yifan ran it in his mind, and all the plans and excuses had already been prepared, so although he was full of nonsense at this time, he spoke very smoothly and convincingly.
In the name of Sun Wukong, Hu Yifan has a reason to do things like a fox and a tiger.
Every Chinese who has watched "Journey to the West" knows that the Monkey King was drunk with demons and monkeys in Huaguo Mountain, and in his sleep, his soul was brought to the underground by the ghosts of the underground mansion.
Sun Wukong was so angry that he almost smashed the underworld, and then asked the king of Yama why he did this to him.
King Yama had no choice but to explain that the Monkey King's Yangshou was over, but the Monkey King didn't do it, and then forced ~ the King of Yama to bring the book of life and death, and modified all the Yangshou of himself and the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain, and finally patted his farts extremely arrogantly~ shares and left the underworld.
The poor king of Hades looked at the dilapidated underworld, and in the end he could only go to the Jade Emperor to cry and complain, just like a child who was bullied in kindergarten and went home crying for his father and mother, and told his parents.
Because of this, Hu Yifan lifted the big signboard of Sun Monkey out.
Since Sun Wukong can make an exception for the underworld to change the book of life and death once, then he can make the underworld make an exception twice and hand over Su Meier's soul to himself.
"Sun, Sun, Sun Dasheng?" King Qin Guang said in surprise when he heard this, and his face changed sharply.
Back then, Sun Wukong swept the stick and entered the underworld, bluffing the bull-headed ghost to hide XC, the horse-faced ghost ran south and north, and all the ghosts were so frightened that they knelt on the ground and begged for mercy.
Sun Wukong played all the way out of the netherworld, and even ten generations of Hades like himself did not dare to get close.
This unbearable experience of the past made King Qin Guang remember it vividly, and he always wanted to find an opportunity to be ashamed, but there was always a sense of powerlessness in his heart.
Sun Wukong, these three big characters, like Mount Tai pressing on the top, pressed on his heart, and he couldn't let go of it for a long time.
"Well, if King Qin Guang doesn't believe the kid, he can summon Sun Dasheng to ask what happened. ”
When Hu Yifan saw King Qin Guang's suspicious appearance, he was overjoyed, knowing that his plan to fake the tiger had worked.
Nima, the shadow of the famous tree of people, I can't imagine that thousands of years have passed, and the king of the underworld is still so afraid of Sun Monkey.
When King Qin Guang heard this, he scolded secretly, and said in his heart: "The underworld was almost destroyed back then, and he didn't do anything to Sun Monkey, how dare Lao Tzu really question the monkey head now? If you are not careful, if you attract him to the underworld again, I am afraid it will be the second catastrophe of the underworld." ”
Thinking of Sun Monkey's bold, wanton, and retribution-worthy nature, King Qin Guang was quite embarrassed: if he didn't help him be accommodating as Hu Yifan said, I am afraid that Sun Monkey would retaliate in the future.
Annoyance!
King Qin Guang's face changed suddenly, and he couldn't make up his mind after pondering for a while, so he had to continue to ask: "Uh, Hu Yifan, why does the Great Sage want you to find the soul of that woman in the world?"
"Because this woman is the sister of the Queen Mother's reincarnation in the mortal world, the Great Sage is also under the Holy Order of the Queen Mother. ”
Hu Yifan brags and doesn't make drafts, his face is not red and his heart is not panting, a lie is bigger than a lie.
King Qin Guang gasped and said, "Really?"
"It's true. ”
Just when King Qin Guang was hesitant and was stunned by Hu Yifan, suddenly, a shouting and scolding voice came from the main hall: "Brother Qin, Hugh has to listen to this person's nonsense." ”
When Hu Yifan heard this, he saw a scholar dressed up, with beautiful eyebrows, and a "middle-aged handsome ghost" with a three-point lofty bearing in his handsomeness, with a look of anger on his face, and he was walking over quickly.
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