There is no time in the mountains, no, there is no time for cultivating immortals, and Charles, who is also the superhero "Acrobat", has not appeared in the public eye for more than a month.

In this month, Laura and her partner Dabai and Wendy are in the limelight, completely blowing up all the newspaper frontpages, a girl with a pet and a white and chubby robot bodyguard, plus there is no favorite prank superhero "Acrobat" Charles, Wonder Girl has perfectly captured everyone's attention, people care about everything about Wonder Girl, she used a whip to "force a confession" today A few people, her magical pet bites a couple of criminals, and her robot bodyguard uses that clumsy kung fu to take down a couple of enemies.

Compared with the scenery with Laura, Charles is much more low-key, or Charles has finally resumed his low-key life, and the days after contact with S.H.I.E.L.D. are indeed very exciting, but it has messed up Charles's peaceful life, Charles has always liked the life of staying at home and no one disturbing him, of course, it is not a life of isolation, it is better to chat and drink alone once in a while, just think about the person in front of him.

"Seriously, Charles, aren't you really going to open a bar? Deadpool, dressed in his red superhero outfit, pulled off half of his hood on Charles' newly installed bar and drank while suggesting that Charles come in.

"I seem to have gone to the wholesale market to buy these wines, and although they were all more expensive, I was sure that a person who couldn't even mix bartenders would be losing money if he opened a bar. As for Deadpool, who he hadn't seen since he helped last time, as long as Laura wasn't around, Charles didn't dislike him very much, and took a glass of wine and drank with him.

"You're right, wrong advice. Deadpool put on his hood and responded to Charles in embarrassment, and the scene fell silent for a while, except for the sound of Charles tasting wine.

After waiting for a while, and finding that Deadpool was still quiet and silent, Charles asked Deadpool, who usually talks a lot, strangely: "What are you doing here today? I'm not a bar here, I shouldn't be a place you like to come to." ”

"Of course I wouldn't like to come here, the protagonist here is too heavy, who would want to come. Deadpool said in a strange direction, then turned to his knees and knelt down at Charles, hugging Charles' thighs and saying to Charles, "Charles, can you help me?"

Charles, who was hugged by the thigh, immediately kicked Deadpool away hard, turning Deadpool into a mural on the wall, watching Deadpool slowly slide down the wall, Charles said helplessly: "Last time you didn't know me, I helped me in the fight, what do you need me to help me with this time, I actually need you to give up your dignity so much, although you don't have any dignity, but I don't think this favor is easy to help." ”

"You know, my head has become...... That way, Vanessa doesn't mind my face very much and plays a lot of wicked poses with me, but you know, I owe her, so I really want to give her a gift, a gift that surprises her. Deadpool, who stood up, rubbed his hands and explained to Charles a little embarrassed.

"But what does this have to do with me, you're not going to give me to your girlfriend and make her the heroine. After Charles finished speaking, he found that his mind actually kept up with the rhythm of Deadpool, thinking about this kind of Deadpool if he really had such evil thoughts, he felt sick in his heart, and complained to him: "Hey, how are the people who stay with you not crazy." ”

"How is it possible, although the love between me and Vanessa is not very normal, and Vanessa is still doing the **** job, but the love between us is still loyal. Deadpool immediately refuted Charles's words, objecting to Charles' suspicions of his love for Vanessa, and then Deadpool finally spoke his purpose under Charles' scrutinizing eyes.

"The big toy you gave your daughter Laura is so cute, the girls on the streets of New York today are embarrassed to go out without a big white ornament, I don't know when Vanessa became a big white fan, big white ornaments, big white pillows, big white sofas, you know, I have a big white style tights, if it weren't for Vanessa forgot to use red fabric, I would have to wear it out. ”

After Deadpool explained the reason, in the speechless eyes of Charles after guessing the purpose, he mustered up the courage to say what he had always wanted to say: "I want a big white ...... Genuine ornaments, you must know that the big white ornaments on the market are all counterfeited by those evil and unscrupulous merchants, and there is no trademark, and I checked for a long time and found that because Laura is a superhero, she did not authorize any merchant to do goods with a white image, and all the big white ornaments are made according to the photos after watching the newspaper news, and some of the big white are still distorted, so if you can give me a genuine big white ornament, Vanessa will be crazy with joy. ”

"Boom~" The wine glass in Charles's hand was almost crushed by Deadpool's brain circuit, holding his head to drive away the idea that he could have more contact with Deadpool, and said to Deadpool speechlessly: "You go to those unscrupulous merchants on the corner to buy the best big white ornament, and then tell Vanessa that I can't do it myself, Vanessa knows that you know Laura, as long as Laura and I don't pierce you, what you send is the genuine big white ornament." ”

"yes, I didn't think of that. Deadpool said with a somewhat exaggerated look of surprise, and then immediately prepared to go out, but before going out, he suddenly came back in circles and asked the question he wanted to ask the most in a greeting tone: "Charles, how much can Laura buy one?"

"Get out of here. Charles also held up his glass and smiled at Deadpool.

Dabai, if it is made by Tony Stark, it can be made as much as you want, and the reason why Tony doesn't make it is only because the ownership is Charles's, and he won't pick up people's teeth to make a simple thing, most of the other people who can make Dabai have this idea, and those who can make Dabai are famous scientists, so they won't infringe on it for a little profit.

So before Laura, a superhero, doesn't plan to expose his identity, Charles can make a big revelation for Deadpool, but can Charles? Sorry, Charles, a traverser, has no technology side skill points at all, not to mention the big white robot, even the big white ornament, Charles asked Deadpool to go to the pirate to buy it, instead of helping to do it himself, because Charles can't do it at all.

So copy a big white for Deadpool? Charles gave Deadpool the final answer with a smile on his face, which already shows that it is impossible for Deadpool to get any big white robots from him.