Xuanzang and the four of them successfully cleared the copy of Xiaoxitian, rejoiced, and went down to the west. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

After a month's walk, it's time for a hundred flowers to bloom again.

On this day, it was getting late, and Xuanzang asked, "Wukong, how did you arrange it tonight?"

Wukong said: "Let's go a little further and find a ventilated and dry location to set up a tent for the night." ”

Bajie complained: "I have been camping in the wilderness during this time, and the days are too hard. I don't know when I'll be able to find a good night's sleep. ”

Wukong said: "This barren mountain and wild mountain is not something that can be found by looking for it, it depends on luck." ”

As they spoke, they continued westward. I had just turned a hill and suddenly saw a small mountain village. Goku shouted, "Alright, alright, there's a place to stay!"

Xuanzang asked, "How far is it?"

Wukong said: "It's not far, it's not far, it's half an hour to walk to get there." ”

When everyone heard that there was a place to stay, they quickly quickened their pace and struggled forward.

Not long after, the small mountain villa arrived, and Xuanzang pointed to the courtyard behind a low bush and said, "Let's stay here." Goku go and call the door. ”

Wukong stepped forward and knocked on the courtyard door: "Open the door, open the door!"

Hearing the sound of the door, an old man walked out of it and asked in a loud voice, "Who is shouting in front of my door?"

Xuanzang stepped forward and saluted: "Old donor, we are monks from the eastern soil. Passing by here today, I plan to spend a night in the Zun Mansion, and I also ask the elderly to make it convenient. ”

The old man said, "From the East Soil?

Xuanzang said: "Really, really, monks don't speak." ”

The old man said, "You have come all the way, what are you doing?"

Xuanzang said: "We went to the West Tianleiyin Temple to study and learn scriptures. ”

The old man said: "Oh, we are here in Xiaoxitian, and we are still far away from Daxitian." ”

Wukong laughed and said, "What a little Xitian! Even that boss has been sent to the new Xitian by us!"

The old man said, "What are you talking about?"

Xuanzang diverted the topic and said: "Don't listen to him, he didn't say anything." ”

The old man said, "Since you are indeed a monk passing by, it doesn't hurt to spend the night there." However, I have to say it first, my family is not rich, so I don't have to eat. If you want to eat, you need to pay for the meal. ”

Xuanzang said: "The old donor can stay overnight, which is full of hospitality." As for the cost of food, it's a lot of money!"

Only then did the old man dodge away and invite everyone in.

Xuanzang saluted and thanked him, and entered first, and several apprentices took the burden and led the horse to follow.

When the old man saw the dragon horse, he was immediately surprised: "Oh, the elder is actually riding a sika deer!"

Wukong boasted: "What's so strange about this, we are not ordinary monks. Think about it, Dongtu Datang, tens of thousands of miles away, how can you get here smoothly without any means!"

When the old man heard this, he was even more happy, and hurriedly invited everyone into the inner room, and instructed his family to wait for tea and dinner, and was very courteous.

After a while, the food was served, everyone was swept away, and they ate cleanly, and the old man did not mention the food money at all.

Bajie said: "Brother, I haven't eaten yet." ”

Wukong said: "Senior brother, don't panic, there is still something for you to eat later, and I guarantee that you will be full of food and drink." ”

Bajie said: "You shouldn't be blinded by me, right?"

Wukong said: "You don't talk much, everything is at my command." ”

After a while, the old man's family cleaned up the dinner table and invited everyone to drink tea and chat in the hall.

Several people came to the hall again and sat down in order. Wukong bowed down and asked, "Father-in-law's surname?"

The old man said: "Don't be surnamed Li." ”

Wukong asked again, "Presumably this is Lijiazhuang?"

The old man said: "No, no." This place is called Huoluozhuang, and there are more than 500 families in total, only my surname is Li. My family is an outsider, and I only settled here 40 years ago. ”

Wukong said: "I was warmly welcomed by you just now, how much is the cost of this meal, and I ask my husband to calculate it." ”

The old man said: "A little food money is not enough to worry about, I think it will be exempted." ”

Wukong said: "Your family is not rich, how can we eat your food for nothing, this is not good." ”

The old man immediately got up and said, "This meal money is really a trivial matter, so the elders don't have to worry about it." However, the little old man had a reluctant request, but he didn't know whether to open his mouth or not. ”

Wukong said: "Where did the old benefactor come from! We have all eaten, what do you mean to say that you are not easy to speak? You can say whatever you want, as long as we can do it, we will never refuse." ”

The old man said happily: "I heard from the elder just now, you have good skills?"

Wukong said: "Actually, I don't have any big skills. Usually, I just catch a demon and take a monster or something. ”

The old man was overjoyed and said, "We have demons here!"

Wukong said: "What kind of demon do you have here, please tell me more." ”

The old man said: "In the past, we were still very peaceful here, but three years ago we ......."

Bajie interjected: "It's three years ago again!"

Wukong said: "Don't intervene in Bajie, and listen to the old donor's details." ”

The old man took a sip of tea and continued: "It was a day in June three years ago. At that time, it was the busy farming period, and suddenly a gust of wind came, and everyone just said that it was going to thunder and rain, but who knew that it was a monster. It eats cows, sheep, chickens, rabbits, and people! It really eats whatever it wants, and it will never be taboo. Since then, it has come often. ”

Wukong said: "What kind of monster is that, can you see clearly?"

The old man said, "It's so big, it's so big! We can only see a dark shadow, and we can't see the true face." ”

Goku asked, "But a humanoid form?"

The old man said: "It's very long, it's thick, it's not humanoid. ”

Bajie interjected and asked, "Is there a little monster to collect protection fees, management fees, or something?"

The old man said, "No." ”

Bajie said with disdain: "Cut! There is not even a little minion, and he has not even cultivated into a human form, how much oil and water can such a monster have?"

Wukong said with a smile: "Recently, I have copied the nest of several monsters in a row, and I have gained a lot, and the appetite of these eight precepts has been raised!"

Bajie said: "What's the use of this kind of monster fighting! Not to mention the equipment, it is estimated that it will not even be able to burst a copper plate." ”

The old man said, "If you can get rid of this monster, all of us here are willing to thank you heavily!"

Xuanzang said: "Old donor, we are monks and cannot accept gifts. ”

The old man said: "It turns out that you are monks who cheat on eating and drinking!"

Wukong said: "Old man, don't panic, we didn't say that we wouldn't fight monsters." ”

The old man said, "Just now this fat elder said that he wouldn't fight. ”

Wukong said: "What he says doesn't count, here is our master's decision." He said that if he fights, he must fight. ”

When the old man heard this, he turned to Xuanzang and said, "Elder, what do you say?"

Xuanzang said: "Fight! Resolutely fight! Must fight! The weaker the monster, the more you have to fight!"

Wukong smiled: "Master is also so cunning, he knows how to pick up soft persimmons." ”

Wujing also smiled: "After beating the monster, it can be regarded as passing a level." The more monsters of this kind, the better, and when you come, you will fight!"

The old man replied with disgust and joy, clasped his palms together and saluted: "Thank you, little old man, little old man really didn't see the wrong person." ”

Wukong said: "Don't worry, the old benefactor. Tomorrow, we'll catch this monster for you. It's just a little bit that doesn't quite sit well. ”

The old man said, "What's wrong?"

Wukong said: "My two junior brothers have a bit of a big stomach, and now they are only half full. If you don't have enough to eat, you won't have the strength to fight youkai. ”

The old man said: "Isn't it just food, how much is it worth a few pennies? We have fertile land here, and thousands of hectares of fertile land." It's hard to say anything else, but this grain. There has never been a shortage!" After speaking, he ordered his family to set up a fasting banquet, so that Bajie and Wujing had a big meal.

The old man was full of joy, and arranged a bedroom for everyone, so that he could go back to rest with peace of mind.

In the bedroom, Wukong asked, "Bajie, are you having fun this time?"

Bajie smacked his lips and said, "The amount of food is sufficient, but it is not fine enough." ”

Wukong said: "You idiot! Some of them are good to eat, and you want to eat finely! You should be in a restaurant?"

Bajie retorted: "What we have is money, and it's normal to pay attention to eating and drinking." ”

Xuanzang heard it at the door and reproached: "Bajie, our monks pay attention to diligence and thrift, and it is enough to eat enough." It's not a good habit to spend lavishly. ”

Bajie said: "Master, what you said is wrong!"

Xuanzang said: "It's a strange thing! Is it wrong for me to teach you to be diligent and thrifty?"

Bajie said: "These gold and silver jewels were originally stored in the monster's cave. Even if we don't take it, it won't fall into the hands of ordinary people, and most of the time it will be obtained by other monsters or bandits. Those monsters and bandits can use them to recruit troops, develop their power, and finally harm one party, right?"

Xuanzang said: "I understand this, so I have never stopped you from copying the monster's home." ”

Bajie said: "When we take this property, we will cut off the important capital chain of those monsters and bandits. Then we ate and drank a lot of money along the way, spent a lot of money, injected a large amount of foreign capital into the places we passed by, stimulated the consumption of various places, drove the economic development of various places, and invigorated the markets on the entire westward road. Isn't this a great good deed of immeasurable merit?"

Xuanzang exclaimed: "It turns out that there is such a thing!"

Bajie said: "It's not. If we don't spend money, along the way, the east will turn into a fortune, and the west will beg for food, which will increase the burden on the people in various places. Master, you also know that Wujing and I both have very big food intestines, where can ordinary people afford it?

Wujing nodded and said, "If that's the case, it's really a crime!"

Wukong said: "Bajie, I always thought you were just an expert in love psychology, but I didn't expect you to be quite good at economics!"

The Eight Precepts said: "If you want to study the psychology of love, of course, you must study economics! Not only economics, but also astronomy, geography, history, and philosophy. ”

Wukong wondered: "How do you need to know so much!"

Bajie said: "The reason is very simple. If you want to pick up girls, how can you do it without money?"

Wukong said: "Doesn't it mean that feelings should be pure?

Bajie rolled his eyes and said with disdain: "Feelings shouldn't be involved in the factor of money? The person who said this is definitely a poor dick! Pickle girls always have to dress up in time, right? Always send flowers? Always have to eat? At least Huangmei Opera always has to watch a show, right? Not to mention the opening of a guest house! Which one do you say doesn't cost money?"

Xuanzang said: "The thoughts of these eight precepts are so filthy, I even said the words of opening the room, and I got goosebumps all over my body when I heard it!"

Wukong said: "I don't feel comfortable listening to it, let's change the topic." Bajie, what do you say the psychology of love has to do with astronomy, geography, history, philosophy, and so on?"