Hu Yifan's face was full of unhappiness when he heard this, and he said depressedly: "What kind of attitude do you have? If it weren't for helping you pretend to be this bullshit boyfriend, Lao Tzu would have run home with you, an ugly girl, so that I don't know where to sleep now?"

Ugly girl!

Su Meier was stimulated by these two words.

It's okay to do it once or twice, but Hu Yifan, this guy, actually said that she was ugly one after another, which is unbearable!

"The surname is Hu, don't go too far!" Su Mei'er clenched her pink fists, stared at him with fire-breathing eyes, and said word by word: "You can insult my IQ, but you can't insult my appearance!"

Seeing her so angry, Hu Yifan was happy in his heart, it seems that Sister Mei'er is very concerned about her appearance!

Scratching his head, Hu Yifan continued to tease: "Mei'er, your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ, hehe, with your IQ, you are simply an idiot plus two hundred and five, God, do you still need me to insult you?"

"Smack......

Su Meier slapped her face on the coffee table, her beautiful eyes widened, and she roared: "Hu Yifan, you bastard, you want to die!"

"There are seven kinds of eggs in the world, chickens are called eggs, ducks are called duck eggs, explosions are called bombs, and the remaining four are bastards, fools, big fools, and bastards. ”

Hu Yifan scratched his head, grinned, and continued: "It's still the same sentence before, if I'm a bastard, you're a bastard, if I'm a bastard, then you're a bastard." Hey, I can't believe that you bastard is still a stupid, big idiot. Mei'er, you have collected four kinds of eggs in one body, such a great achievement, what is your secret?"

"Ahhhh

Su Mei'er jumped up angrily, stomped her little foot and pointed at Hu Yifan, wanting to scold him for being a bloody dog, but she didn't know how to scold.

"What's wrong with you little ones, why are you arguing?"

The upstairs door suddenly opened, and Li Xiulian walked out, looking down with a puzzled face.

"Mom, it's okay. Hu Yifan pulled Su Mei'er into his arms, hugged her and said with a smile: "A little thing just made Mei'er unhappy, it's nothing big, I'll just coax it, you don't have to worry, go to bed early." ”

Being held in her arms by this hateful guy, Su Meier couldn't wait to give him a few slaps.

However, her mother was watching from the sidelines, and she couldn't have a seizure, so she had to stretch out her lotus arm to wrap around Hu Yifan's neck, looking intimate: "Mom, don't worry, I'm not angry, I'm just playing with Yifan." ”

Seeing the love of the little couple, Li Xiulian nodded with satisfaction and said, "Then I will rest assured, you can also go to bed early." ”

Seeing the door close again, Su Meier directly pushed it violently, broke free from Hu Yifan's arms, puffed out her eyes and dropped the words "dead bastard", turned around and walked towards the stairs.

"Mei'er, slow down, wait for your husband!"

Hu Yifan hurriedly stood up and followed Su Meier into a bedroom on the second floor.

When she came to the room, Su Meier slammed the door shut, then rummaged through the cabinet, and soon found the extra quilt, spread it on the ground, and said, "Hey, do you sleep on the ground or do I sleep on the ground?"

Hu Yifan looked at her with a smile and said, "Isn't it better for us to sleep in bed?"

"You want to be beautiful!"

Su Mei'er's eyes widened, pointed to the ground and said, "You sleep on the ground, I sleep on the bed, do you understand?"

"Why do I sleep on the floor?"

"I'm a woman, okay!" Su Mei'er pouted: "Do you know what it means to pity fragrant jade?"

Hu Yifan's head tilted, and said: "Pity a fart, even if you pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, then you have to be a piece of jade, I can pity it, right? But you are a broken stone, how can you let me regret it?"

"Tsk, dead vines and old trees, crows, fish and shrimp for dinner, the sun sets, you are ugly, I am not blind!"

Su Mei'er resisted the urge to go berserk, swallowed this evil breath, gritted her teeth and said, "Okay, you sleep on the bed, I'll sleep on the floor, right?"

Hu Yifan scratched his head, looking for Su Mei'er's sake, and said: "Mei'er, you see that in this season, although it is a little warm during the day, the temperature is still relatively low at night, in order to prevent colds, let me help you warm up, right?"

Su Mei'er rubbed her fists: "The surname is Hu, you'd better get to know each other and cooperate with me to spend tonight, otherwise, don't blame me for doing it!"

"Your parents are sleeping next door, you dare to do it with me?"

Hu Yifan looked indifferent and said, "Besides, you can't beat me, even if I force you tonight, what can you do?"

Looking at Hu Yifan's sinister face, Su Meier panicked and hurriedly took a few steps back.

She already knows better than anyone else the nature of Hu Yifan, who kissed him for a long time in the car at noon today, and it seems that she is quite cooperative, and it is so dangerous to be alone with such a hungry wolf!

"You...... You'd better not mess around, it's a big deal I'll have a showdown with my mom, and tell her the truth, you're an impostor!"

Seeing that she was frightened by herself, Hu Yifan smiled proudly, and lay on the ground with her arms outstretched in a big shape.

"Look at what scares you, as if I'm going to do something to you. Let me tell you the truth, with your ugly appearance, I really don't like it. ”

Seeing Hu Yifan lying on the floor, Su Meier secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

However, Hu Yifan's last sentence made her full of anger.

Do you think, a beautiful woman with a good sense of beauty was said to be an ugly girl by Hu Yifan with a clear conscience, can she not be annoyed?

Nima, if the old lady is ugly, who have you been holding and gnawing for so long at noon?

Stinky bastard, just wait, my aunt will take revenge sooner or later!

......

Nothing was said all night.

The next morning, Hu Yifan woke up in a daze.

"Hoo ......"

At this time, Su Mei'er also woke up, she exhaled, and then sat up from the bed. However, at the moment when she sat up straight, the whole person was dumbfounded, and looked at Hu Yifan on the floor stupidly......

Oh my God, this guy is so filthy that he was fighting early in the morning...... Plane!

Su Meier's face was full of shock, her mouth opened wide, grabbed a pillow and smashed it at Hu Yifan: "Dirty, shameless!"

Hu Yifan, who was still sleeping in a daze and tickling himself, was suddenly awakened by Su Meier's noise, and hurriedly turned over and got up, only to see Su Meier staring at her below, with an extremely rich expression on her face.

Hu Yifan was stunned for a moment, looked down at him, and suddenly understood.

"No...... It's not what you think, Mei'er, please don't believe your eyes, I ......"

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