Chapter 582: Stimulating the Boss and Kicking Out the Pavilion
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The cold wind blows northward, and the winter snow flies in disgrace. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Don't use Mo to raise your head for the hidden dragon, and once soar to the sky, the dragon returns.
This winter snow is over, and the winter of the entire continent is over. The new year is coming, the new year is new, so this monthly exam is very important for asking the sky.
For his brothers, this exam was also very important. It's the result of months of hard work and they need to prove that they are no worse than others!
However, these people are all orphans and did not receive any education when they were young, so they are afraid that they will suffer in literature and will not be able to pass the test, so they plan to help them, so that they will feel that they are compared to others and have low self-esteem.
In the center of the pavilion full of ice lizzles, the three of them stood together, and asked Cangtian to look directly at the note in the hands of the little thin monkey and Li Hui.
The reason why the little thin monkey has their exam questions on the slip of paper is because the two of them do not have the certainty of solving the questions on the spot, after all, there is a limit to the number of times they can solve the questions every day, if they use all the opportunities to solve the problems, in case they can't solve it, wouldn't it be troublesome. Therefore, the two of them, like other students, recorded the exam questions on the white jade plate, planning to take their time and solve the questions when they had their eyebrows.
"Poetry District 11, Question 222, Exam Question Requirements: Write a poem and depict a picture. ”
Seeing Li Hui's exam question, he asked Cangtian to chuckle in his heart, "Damn, two hundred and twenty-two? These two are really enough! Little gray gray, you are really two!"
Asked Cang Tian teased, his eyes stared at the note and began to get serious, "Write a picture with poetry, a dog, isn't this playing the piano blindly and messing around?"
Li Hui, who was next to him, became serious when he saw that Cangtian was asking, and his heart was even more bottomless, "It's a dog, how can the tutors come up with such a strange question? ”
Li Hui still hoped that his boss would be able to solve the problem, "Ahem, boss, is it difficult?"
As he spoke, Li Hui's expression was a little anxious, but this anxious expression still couldn't hide a little bit of his caution, that is, he used the method of agitation to stimulate and ask Cangtian, and asked Cangtian to help him solve the problem.
"Fart! Little Gray Gray, let me tell you, our boss is a talented man who is famous all over the country, the first of the four talents in the imperial capital, and there are still exam questions that the boss can't solve?"
The little thin monkey is with Li Hui today, as long as Li Hui dares to say it, his little thin monkey will dare to go back. However, the little thin monkey is also smart, and there are still a lot of sycophants in his words.
The little thin monkey is so farthmetic for nothing else, but also for the eldest brother to solve the problem for him! However, I have to say that the little thin monkey is much smarter than Li Hui, because his sycophant is very comfortable to ask the sky.
At this time, Wen Cangtian's head had already thought quickly, "Draw...... To describe a painting, it must also be a poem...... This ......"
It seems that when I was in elementary school, I had an ancient poem, and I wrote a painting. ”
"Haha, fortunately, this prince has a good memory, otherwise he would have forgotten that poem. ”
Ask Cangtian raised his arm, pulled Li Hui over, and said with a smile on his face: "Little gray gray, don't doubt the boss's ability? ”
"Haha, really? I knew that you were the most powerful, boss!" At this time, before Li Hui could speak, the little thin monkey on the side was already happy for Li Hui.
Although the little thin monkey and Li Hui quarreled from time to time, it was all a trivial matter, and it was too normal for the brothers to laugh and fight with each other. However, for business, the two brothers would never dare to contradict each other.
"Well, little Ash, listen, and in a moment you will read this poem to the examiner. ”
Hearing that the eldest brother told him the answers to the exam questions, Li Hui, the kid, nodded hurriedly, and signaled to ask Cangtian to speak.
"From afar, the mountains are colorful, and the water is silent. The flowers are still in spring, and the birds are not surprised. ”
"Remember?" After finishing the ancient poem "Painting", he asked Cangtian and hurriedly asked Li Hui.
"Well, I see the mountains from afar, and I hear the sound of water up close. Spring is gone, what are the people and birds startling?" Li Hui grabbed the corner of his clothes, nervously stammered and repeated, and asked Cangtian almost to death.
"From a distance, the mountains are colored! Not very colorful! Listen to the sound of the water closely, not hear the sound of the water up close! You are a pig, you can't remember it simply by repeating it!"
Everyone who asks Cang Tian wants to smoke Li Hui, this kid is hanging all day long, and it's too unsound to do anything.
"Uh-uh, boss, what's that, you're repeating it a few times, I'll memorize it, I'll memorize it. At this time, Li Hui's face was red, his expression was simply embarrassed, and even if there was a gap in the ground, he wanted to get into it, it was really embarrassing.
Li Hui couldn't remember this ancient poem for a while, so he asked Cangtian to repeat it a few more times, so as to prevent this kid from suddenly forgetting it when he went to the examiner.
After repeating it more than ten times, Li Hui almost memorized this ancient poem, and then asked Cangtian to read the exam questions of the little thin monkey again.
"Poetry District 11, Question 99, Exam Question Requirements: Take the word "one" as the proposition, "Buddhism is good", and compose a poem. ”
As soon as he saw the requirements of this exam question, he asked Cangtian's brows wrinkled suddenly, "Grandma's, it's another one-word formula, and it's a fatal one-word formula! It has something to do with Buddhism, what kind of exam questions are these! These examiners who came up with the questions are all wonderful! Everything is involved, and I am convinced." "For these exam questions of the Faculty of Arts, asking Cangtian is completely convinced.
"That, boss, how's it going?" the little thin monkey asked with a frown, silent, and a little nervous.
"Well, your questions are a bit similar to mine, but you seem to be more difficult. I didn't want to hide it from Cangtian, so I told the little thin monkey truthfully.
When the little thin monkey heard the boss say this, his face changed instantly, and he drooped his head, looking unhappy, and at this time, Li Hui was still muttering: "Looking at the mountains from a distance, it is very colorful... Uh, it's a dog, no, the mountains are colored from afar, and the water is silent ......"
"Little Gray Gray, you go and talk about it, just twenty words, you kid has been chattering for a long time, it's really a pig's brain. Get out of here, don't get in the way of me. ”
Ask Cangtian if he really can't stand Li Hui's chatter, he is so able to grind, it's just a broken mouth. So he just started driving people out.
"Roll on, little gray gray, your exam question has been solved, hurry up and get out of the way, don't babble here, like an old monk chanting scriptures, and influence the boss to solve the problem for me. ”
In the case of the little thin monkey's pushing, Li Hui was sad, and was directly coaxed out of the pavilion, and the goods stood directly outside the pavilion.
Standing outside drenched in winter snow and facing the cold wind, Li Hui was still muttering: "Look at the mountains from afar, and listen to the water up close...... It's a dog, it's so hard to remember! What a bullshit poem!"
"Alas, these things can be figured out by the boss, and the crepe is really unbearable!"
Inside the pavilion, he asked Cangtian to stand in place and close his eyes and think for a while, and said to the little thin monkey: "Little thin monkey, come on, the answer to this problem is almost there, I'll tell you again, you have to remember it, don't be like Li Hui, you can't remember it after repeating it dozens of times, it's stupid to death." ”
"Well, big brother, you say, I must remember. ”
"Good. Ask Cangtian nodded slightly, and said with a smile.
"A bead, a thought, a dust, a Buddha, an enlightenment, a Zen. One thing, one thing, one time, one lifetime is empty. ”
After asking Cangtian, the little thin monkey stood next to him and muttered to himself, then nodded and said, "Boss, I remember." ”
"Just remember, don't be like Li Hui's rice bucket! I only know how to eat, and I don't know anything else. ”
"Hehe, how can I be as stupid as him!" the little skinny monkey smirked twice as he got the answer to the problem.
Immediately, he asked Cangtian to ignore the two of them, and left the pavilion directly, planning to walk out of this "Linlang Pavilion" to take the third exam of the Faculty of Literature: Dexin of the Faculty of Literature.
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