Chapter 547: Spread the word
"Wait a minute. Wang Ming waved his hand to stop Song Que, who wanted to speak and stopped.
After a while, Wang Ming said, "Okay, Fat Song, Fat Fang, you jump on the top of the carriage." ”
"What are you doing?" Fang Shiyu said with wide eyes.
"Be a target. ”
"Ah?!" Song Que and Fang Shiyu said in unison, their faces bitter.
"I didn't let you be beaten blindly, and you were full of spirit. ”
Song Que and Fang Shiyu glanced at each other, one was a little excited, the other was a little confused.
Wang Ming said: "It means to let the horse come." ”
Fang Shiyu opened his mouth wide, the boss is the boss, this is a naked provocation.
How much strength can the common people have? The banana peels and tomatoes thrown over will definitely not hit them, since they don't have to worry about being hurt, then standing on it is absolutely, Fang Shiyu's head turned fast, and he didn't know what to pose.
Song Que looked excited, and said loudly: "Boss, I don't think it's as good as us to put five thunder fists on the roof of the car." “
Fang Shiyu's eyes lit up, why didn't he think of it.
Wang Ming nodded and said, "Just do as you say." ”
Song Que's face suddenly became excited, and his body wanted to move.
"Slow!"
"Boss, what else do you command?"
Wang Ming said: "Take off your clothes." ”
"Huh?!" Song Que and Fang Shiyu were dumbfounded.
Director Yang's reaction was a little big, his body was close to the wall of the carriage, and the muscles on his face were twitching.
"Hurry up. Wang Ming's voice was a little louder.
The hairs on Yang Dao's back stood up, and his heart didn't work.
Wang Ming was depressed, seeing that the two of them did not understand his spirit, and said: "Just like the Yuezhou Courtyard, passers-by can see your posture and the details of your limbs and muscles. ”
Song Que and Fang Shiyu were stunned.
"What, I'm sorry?"
Song Que and Fang Shiyu are really embarrassed.
"Boss, this is the imperial capital!"
"What, feel ashamed?"
"We are not only representing Wuleimen, but also representing Yuezhou. ”
"Mo, Song Que, let me ask you, were you dressed when you were born?"
Song Que shook his head.
"Do you still need clothes after you die?"
Song Que shook his head again.
"Originally, it was red stripes to come, and then red stripes to go, what else do you feel embarrassed about?"
Song Que was suddenly ashamed, feeling that the boss's words were really reasonable, and he couldn't wait to "forcibly demolish" his cumbersome and glamorous silver armor in an instant now.
"Fang Shiyu, let me ask you, are your cute pig babies dressed?"
Fang Shiyu was dumbfounded and shook his head.
"Do you think it will be comfortable to knit a wool vest for your pig babies and wear wool pants on them?"
Fang Shiyu shook his head vigorously.
"Figured it out?"
Song Que and Fang Shiyu immediately answered Wang Ming with actions.
Director Yang looked at the two fat men in front of him, undressed, and there was no ambiguity at all, and then looked at Wang Ming, he felt that even if this Wang Shaomen master didn't use his fist, he could make the opponent lose his armor and abandon his armor with just his mouth.
That's amazing!
Director Yang's main business is an official in the Yuezhou Library, and his part-time job is a storyteller in a large library in the imperial capital. The former job gave him face, and the latter job allowed him to achieve food and clothing. It can be said that Director Yang pointed to his mouth and spoke. Therefore, sometimes Director Yang also believes that "words are power".
Now, Director Yang has seen it in Wang Shaomen, and he is excited for no reason, so he thinks that if he goes to Tianxiangyuan to find Sister Hong, he will talk about it, and Sister Hong will automatically untie her clothes, then it will be called beautiful...... Thinking about it, Director Yang's expression was a little rippling.
Song Que and Fang Shiyu took off their eyes together, leaving only a big pair of pants, and when they saw Director Yang's expression, they all trembled in their hearts, and they rushed out of the car window.
Whoosh...... Bang bang...... The crowd of onlookers was still enthusiastic about the banana peel and tomato battle.
There are fewer banana peels and more tomatoes, because tomatoes are cheaper and the effect of throwing them on the carriage is very beautiful.
Song Que and Fang Shiyu did not dare to jump on the roof of Hua Yinluo's carriage, for fear that their lives would be in danger, so the two of them unanimously chose the group of carriages of the officials.
The two of them had just set up their piles, and a new wave of tomatoes slammed over.
Puff puff...... Some of the ones that smashed into the carriage were still "more than ten thousand peach blossoms", and a considerable number of them were just towards Song Que and Fang Shiyu.
A circular air shield immediately formed around the two people, banging ...... With a series of popping sounds, the tomatoes were directly shattered, and the juice flew sideways, as if it was a tomato rain in front of the carriage.
The people of the imperial capital saw that the two guys put on such a posture to provoke everyone, and most of the tomatoes in the second wave were aimed at Song and Fang.
However, to the disappointment of the people of the imperial capital, they still did not get any tomato juice.
And they only wore a pair of pants, revealing their naked upper body, and the meaning was self-evident, that is, if there was a little bit of tomato juice on their bodies, it would be considered a recognition by the two of them.
This was a naked provocation, and it was also a provocation from people from remote countries such as Yuezhou, and the "enthusiasm" of the masses suddenly exploded.
The third wave of tomatoes was all aimed at Song Que and Fang Shiyu.
Rumble!
Fang Shiyu's color changed slightly, but Song Que regarded it as a small scene, he had seen countless scenes of swordfish flying over in Haicheng City.
In the end, the tomato offensive of the third wave of the imperial capital masses was also blocked by them.
Fang Shiyu was proud of a cannon fist, and the final result was still the pile work of the Five Thunder Fist. Song Que threw a split punch, and in the end, he also made a fortune.
These two people are like street sellers, except that they don't buy good, but beg and scold.
No matter how many tomatoes there are, people are more proud of their fineness, and the people in the imperial capital are even more angry, and more tomatoes are pouring in.
Fang Shiyu was not afraid, he took it with a smile, and did not forget to squeeze his eyebrows with the pretty daughters-in-law on both sides of the carriage.
Song Que took advantage of the fact that the tomato had not yet attacked, and raised his arms and shouted: "Song Que of the Five Thunder Gate, the scene gave you the legend of the Five Thunder Fist Pile Gong, you don't know that the great opportunity is in front of you, and you still do this, you are really a fool!"
Some people raised their hands and couldn't help but stop when they heard this, and some still threw them out, but they didn't have the strength just now, and they fell one after another some distance from the carriage.
"The Five Thunder Fist is a threefold exercise of the heavenly level, and now the master of the young door feels that the martial arts are sluggish, and it must be widely spread to the world, without any cost, and those who are related to the Five Thunder Fist can go to the Yuezhou Pavilion to sign up to learn. ”
There were hundreds of tomatoes flying in the sky, and the people of the imperial capital looked at each other one by one, saying in their hearts that this was true or false.
Very few people have heard of Yuezhou's free teaching of the Heavenly Rank Triple Exercises, which used to be a legend, but now when they hear the words of the Yuezhou team on the street, they hold back for half a while, and finally can't help but raise their arms and shout: "True or fake?"
"Of course it's true. Song Que waited for a long time, and finally waited for an interactive one, and said loudly: "Free boxing has been implemented in Yuezhou, and my five thunder men come to the imperial capital not only to participate in the big competition, but also to carry forward the five thunder boxing in my door, regardless of men and women, young and old, with or without a foundation, you can come to the five thunder gates to register, but the number of places is limited, and I want to report as soon as possible!"
"Liar!" someone in the crowd shouted.
"When I want to collect your money, you talk about liars!" Song Que immediately said loudly, "Anyway, there is no loss, you might as well try, and now I will tell you about the Five Thunder Fist Pile Method." ”
Song Que said here, Fang Shiyu is a model over there, what are the points of each branch of the body, and Fang Shiyu will perform wherever he talks.
The eyesight of the people of the imperial capital is generally higher than that of people in other states, and after listening to Song Que's words or two, and then comparing Fang Shiyu's "scratching his head and making a gesture", his heart seemed to be cast with a ray of light.
Some people have an understanding, some people suddenly realize, some people can't help but exclaim, and what is even more outrageous is that some people start to slap their faces......
At this moment, the tomatoes in the sky dispersed, and the carriage of the Five Thunder Gate walked all the way, and as a result, there were more and more people like a snowball in the back.
Song Que saw that the momentum was almost over, and said loudly: "Don't follow anymore, today's explanation of the pile method will end here, and those who are interested can come to the Yuezhou Pavilion to find me one day." ”
Song Que jumped from the top of the carriage as he spoke, and Fang Shiyu also jumped.
The two of them returned to the carriage, Song Que gave a thumbs up, and said: "Boss, this move is really high! I have been thinking about how to let the people of the imperial capital know that we have five thunder gates and five thunder fists, just now, not only defused the tomato offensive, but also made our name widely known." ”
Wang Ming nodded and said, "Advertising is for advertising." ”
"Advertisement?" Song Que muttered.
"Knowing the mysteries of advertising can gain a very high reputation in a very short time. ”
Song nodded and said, "It was true just now. ”
"Director Yang, can you tell us more about the Human Palace?" Wang Ming turned to ask Director Yang, who was squatting in the corner of the carriage.
After Song Que and Fang Shiyu jumped out, Director Yang hid in the corner of the carriage, his face pale, and he looked like he had seen a ghost.
"What?" Director Yang was still immersed in the excitement of Fang Cai, and he was still thinking that if someone asked him in the future, he would decisively say that these three people were from the Lei Country of Yuezhou, which was the most remote place in Yuezhou, and the people there were called Lei Man in Yuezhou.
"Oh, I'm afraid your advertising method is difficult for the people of the imperial capital to accept. ”
Wang Ming smiled and said, "Those who are destined will accept it." ”
"Let's talk about the Human Palace. Director Yang thinks it's better to change the topic.
The next time is naturally Director Yang's explanation time, and after the explanation of the Human Palace, he will explain it in combination with the place he has visited.
The three of them listened very carefully, which made Director Yang feel slightly better.
"In front of it is the Nine Gods Temple, which is the most central area of the imperial capital, and there are four main streets leading to the Nine Gods Temple. We will get off the carriage and worship in front of the torii archway, no need to enter, and then get on the carriage and go around to the north, and we will arrive at the imperial palace in about half an hour. ”
As soon as Director Yang's words landed, the nine whips suddenly flicked in the air, and then the nine carriages stopped.
Director Yang poked his head out and took a look, retracted it, his face changed, and his voice trembled and said, "The divine envoy of the Divine Palace stopped in front of us. ”
Song Que immediately glanced at Fang Shiyu.
Fang Shiyu was looked at by Song Que, and said, "What do you think I'm doing?" After speaking, Fang Shiyu immediately looked at Wang Ming.
"What do you think I'm doing?" Wang Ming said, "People are invited to the Divine Palace to participate in the Divine Son Competition." ”
"I'm not going!" Fang Shiyu immediately said loudly.
Fang Shiyu thinks very highly of himself, thinking that he is a fragrant bun and a big fat meat. If this fragrant bun and big fat meat enter the Divine Palace, then there is still a life? Look left and right, look up and down, or stay in the Five Thunder Gate Insurance.
"The divine envoy is here, and Fang Shiyu is specially summoned to the divine palace to participate in the Divine Son Competition. ”
I really wanted to come to something, the voice of the divine envoy was not loud, but it was full of supreme majesty, and the nine carriages could be heard very clearly.
"I'm not going!" Fang Shiyu was louder, the expression on his face was about to cry, "Boss, save me!"