"No, I'm a country boy riding a broken electric donkey!"

"Huh?" Wang Ju was stunned.

"Haha, little brother, my son is not sensible, you don't want to be like him!" The middle-aged fat man chuckled at Hu Yifan, and then turned his head to the gauze boy and said, "Don't you come over and apologize to the little brother!"

"Yes, yes, I'm sorry!" Brother Gauze was forced by his father's obscenity, so he had to bow his head and apologize.

"Wei'er, this little brother saved you with a pill!" the old woman whispered to her son.

"Oh?"

"Well, I didn't rely on medical skills to save you, I relied on the Resurrection Pill!" Hu Yifan shook the jade bottle in his hand and explained.

"Returning to the Life Pill?" After Wang Ju glanced at Hu Yifan meaningfully, he took out a business card from his pocket and handed it to Hu Yifan.

"Brother owes you a life, this is my personal phone number, the Returning Pill sounds like a very valuable thing, but I don't have anything I can give you, brother, if you need anything in the future, call this number, and my brother will try to help." ”

"Thank you, Director Wang. ”

"What Director Wang, how old am I to be you, if you don't dislike Brother Wang. ”

"Brother Wang. ”

"Haha, okay. ”

"Little brother, this is my business card, since you are my brother-in-law's brother, then naturally you are also my Ye Tianming's brother!" The middle-aged fat man handed the business card to Hu Yifan, and took out a black card, "Don't thank you, this is the SVIP black card of my Ye family's compound, in the future, brother, you will come here to consume, and you will be free of charge!"

"Uh, how can Brother Ye be embarrassed?" Hu Yifan said embarrassed, but he was quite embarrassed in his hand, and hurriedly took the black card, looked at it over and over again, and then scratched his head and asked: "Brother Ye, you said that this black card will be free of consumption in the future, so is today's order counted before or later?"

"Hahaha, that's naturally before!"

"Huh?"

......

Declined Ye Tianming's kindness to send him home, Hu Yifan still rode an electric donkey to take Lin Jing back to the village.

"Brother Fan, where is your elixir for the life pill, so easy to use?" Hu Yifan heard Lin Jing's crisp voice behind him.

"Well, you have also discovered such a confidential matter?" Jing'er, you are indeed very smart, Brother Fan admires, Brother Fan admires!" Hu Yifan nodded again and again, pretending to admire, "It is indeed an elixir, it is the life pill that Taishang Laojun spent seven seven and forty-nine days refining to refine, and there is only one in the world, which is really a priceless treasure to heal the dead, flesh and bones! It's a pity that I generously saved people." Hi, I am indeed a four-good young man under the guidance of the great revolutionary leader, and a pioneer model for learning the spirit of Lei Feng!"

"Hmph, if you want me to say that it must be some kind of bullshit fake medicine you usually sell, maybe it's a hand-pinched fast-acting heart-saving pill!" Lin Jing laughed.

Chirping!

Hu Yifan slammed the brakes.

The electric donkey stopped in an instant.

Because of inertia, Lin Jing's slender body slammed into Hu Yifan, and the huge, plump protrusions made another close contact with his back!

Chest push!

"That's why I refused Ye Tianming to send me a car to take me home!" Hu Yifan savored the taste of temptation, and muttered in his heart, "What did this little girl grow up eating, why is it so big, so round, and so soft!"

"Brother Yifan, you are really good or bad!"

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The magic of the WeChat group Hu Yifan has already been taught, so in the next few days, he did not follow his parents to visit relatives for the New Year, but stayed at home alone, holding his mobile phone and other gods in the group to send red envelopes.

The people chatting in that group are all immortals, and he can come in as a mortal, which is also an inexplicable opportunity, if he is kicked, he will cry to death.

Well, before I was kicked, I want to grab more red envelopes!

Ding dong.

Suddenly, the mobile phone rang, and Hu Yifan, who was unzipping his belt and preparing to pee, took out the mobile phone as quickly as possible.

It was the peach fairy who gave out the red envelope, don't think about it, it will be gone by the time Hu Yifan goes to grab it.

Nima, this is really not at the right time!, Hu Yifan thought in annoyance.

clicked on it and looked at other people's luck, only to find that the best luck turned out to be Erlang God.

The group was also chatting about it at the same time.

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Peach Fairy: Erlang God, you grab red envelopes every time, and I haven't seen you send them, isn't that right? [Bad laugh] [Bad laugh] [Bad laugh]

Erlang God: @蟠桃仙女, I don't have money to buy dog food this month! [pitiful] [pitiful] [pitiful] [pitiful]

Zhu Bajie: @二郎神, slaughter the dog! Save you from pretending to be poor every day, being stingy is stingy, don't always blame your own problems on the dog.

Erlang God: Get out, Xiaotian and I are like brothers!

Sun Wukong: This dog is picking!

Sun Wukong's words seemed to anger Erlang God, and without saying a word, Ding Dong was a big red envelope.

Rob!

King Kong's incorruptible body cheats a heavy X1.

King Kong's incorruptible body?

Hu Yifan was stunned for a moment, and his heart suddenly burst out - King Kong's incorruptible body, listening to the name, he knew that it was either the legendary anti-knife and anti-gun body protection skills, or the indecent room technique that was spurned by thousands of people, Ke Nima, no matter which of these two Hu Yifan felt very awesome, so at this time his heart was hot.

Hahaha, developed!

glanced at other people's luck, only to find that except for himself, everyone else grabbed the peach from the peach fairy just now.

Rub, can you send different things in red envelopes?

It's pretty magical, did I win a grand prize?

Hu Yifan couldn't help but smirk.

I still fantasize about fighting knives and guns in the future, invulnerability or nightclub duck income of more than 10,000 yuan, and suddenly a friend application appeared in the WeChat address book.

Please call me Brother Lang.

Jiro God!

Seeing this friend application, Hu Yifan's hand shook suddenly, and the mobile phone almost fell into the pit.

suffered, do you say that you are exposed?

Tai Bai Xing asked all the gods in the group to change back to their original names, Hu Yifan went home last night and thought about it, he thought about it countless times, and also changed the nickname of the group to the word "mortal god", could it be that Erlang God saw through it?

Hu Yifan's eyes were staring at the friend application on the phone, and he didn't know how to face it.

He has probably figured out this group, and it is definitely a group of immortals.

It's already some kind of BUG for him to be mixed in with mortals, and Erlang God suddenly added him as a friend, could it be that his good days are coming to an end?

Ma's, it's a blessing or a curse, it's a disaster that can't be avoided!

Hu Yifan gritted his teeth.

He stood up and wiped his butt.

Nima, I've been squatting for a long time, and my legs are numb!

lit a cigarette, Hu Yifan was still hesitating whether to accept Erlang God's friend application.

Don't accept it, act as if you didn't see it, but now that Erlang God has noticed him, it's not a way to delay it for a long time!

Accept that there is a difference between people and immortals, and sooner or later the fact that he is a mortal will be exposed, and Hu Yifan is also quite curious, why does Erlang God add himself as a friend.

After smoking a cigarette, Hu Yifan had already made a decision.

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